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9839804 No.9839804 [Reply] [Original]

Why did I born ugly as fuck?

Why can't I look like this man?

>> No.9839810

>>9839804
blame your dad

>> No.9839811

Could be worse. You could have been an ugly female; they have it the hardest.

>> No.9839827

>>9839811
smh

>> No.9839829

>>9839804
I don't see whats so special about him, his jaw and cheekbones are average

>> No.9839834

>>9839804
my dad looked quite like gandy, at least in the head shape and eyes, not like his twin though

and i end up looking legit like my own mother's twin in childhood photos
- luckily as i age i get more hooded eyes, thick brows, a good jawline and nice semi-cleft chin


i suppose the point i make is you don't make cakes even when all the ingredients are there
(i am still jealous of my sister's perfect green eyes - we both have good limbal rings but with brown eyes it only is visible in certain lights :/)

>> No.9839845

>>9839804
I thought that was Jimmy Smits for a second, I'm pretty pleased with my appearance although I'd love to gain weight. Rick Fox is my icon in terms of looks. I also used to think the Rock was really handsome

>> No.9839846
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9839846

/fa/, if you had to switch faces with anybody, who would it be?

>> No.9839881

>>9839829

lmao are you serious

>> No.9839882
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9839882

>>9839829
>his jaw and cheekbones are average

>> No.9839883

>>9839846
if he wasn't famous he'd be the most awkward looking fucking person ever. the fact that people give him alpha as fuck roles is the only reason people think he's cool. cumbsterdick could be the most beta faggot in real life outside of any interview ever but you wouldn't know nor care anyway

>> No.9839902

>>9839804
my little sister is literally model tier

and Im a ugly balding manlet

thanks obama

>> No.9839930
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9839930

>>9839834
>tfw parents both have fucking beautiful ice blue eyes
>i'm brown eyed

>> No.9839938

>>9839930
i know those feels

additionally my older brother is apparently a babe magnet with girls talking about him everywhere he goes, and its noticable, and my younger sister is like the definition of "high test" women on /fit/ the ass is massive

overall we all made it

>> No.9839953

>>9839804
I don't think that would really improve your life, at least it did not improved mine

>> No.9839966

>>9839930
>father full head covered with hair
>I'm balding fast at 20
>want to die in my sleep

>> No.9839974

>>9839966
at least you got dubs, cue ball

>> No.9839988 [DELETED] 

>>9839930
uhh... Anon... I have some.... news for you.

It is a genetic impossibility for two blue eyed people to not have a blue eyed kid.

>> No.9840211

>>9839804
>comparing yourself to someone who is professionally good-looking

this is some Teen Vogue-level bitch shit right here

>> No.9840231

>>9839966
>tfw at least my dad is bald
>still feel like shit for being nearly bald at 22
Slowly killing me on the insideeeee

>> No.9840324
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9840324

I know how it feels. My older brother looks like a carbon copy of nessman, but I end up looking like a typical ugly lanky dutch guy

>> No.9840331
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9840331

>>9839829
it's just his face

>> No.9840345
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9840345

fml bros

>> No.9840365

i look like a 15% asian, 15% hispanic, 70% white blend

i am really good looking in a non-white way + tall and nice thick dark hair

>> No.9840366

>>9840345
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>> No.9840406

How to be asian and not typically asian looking (read: ugly)

Hold me :(

>> No.9840422

>>9840366
enough with this

>> No.9840423

>>9840406
be korean

you'll be typical but not ugly

>> No.9840432

>>9840423
But I'm mixed with something but I look fully asian-kun

>> No.9840444

>>9839846
not him.

>> No.9840481
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9840481

>>9840345
I'd kill to be jaco

>> No.9840493

>>9840324
imagine having nessman's face lol. i can't even imagine what it would feel like

>> No.9840637
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9840637

>>9839882

>> No.9840656

>>9839804
>tfw not sure if disgustingly ugly or years of looking at celebrities and male models on the Internet has given me BDD

>> No.9840661

>>9840656
bdd is a myth, you are just ugly.

>> No.9840671

>>9840366
I don't get this meme
B E R L I N
E
R
L
I
N

>> No.9840892

>>9840656
I think I look pretty good besides my nose and acne, but when I look at my actual face (the reverse of the one I see in the mirror) I think I look like shit.

>> No.9840906

>>9839846
yee

>> No.9841081

>>9839804

>he doesn't look like a super male model

TOP FUCKING KEK

>> No.9841114

>be 21
>have a "boyish" look to me

I want to look like a man, not a teen.
I try to fix it by wearing button ups and shit and it kind of works.

>> No.9841117
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9841117

>>9839966
>tfw my mom's side of the family balds at 20
>tfw i inherited my dad's strong hair genes
>tfw i will have a full head of thick hair for the rest of my life
>tfw it's useless curly bullshit

>> No.9841149

>>9839930
Milkman

>> No.9841160
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9841160

>>9841114
it can work tbh

>> No.9841169

>>9840906
kek

>> No.9841170

>>9841160
>alien faced balding guy with makeup

eye shig ee dig ee

>> No.9841179
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9841179

>>9841170
>balding

>> No.9841186

>>9841179

lmao nice eyebags and jaw fat

>> No.9841191
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9841191

>>9841186
he is still is extremely aesthetic

>> No.9841215

>>9841191

for you

>> No.9841381
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9841381

>>9841215
whats the next step in your master plan?

>> No.9841412

>>9839883
>>9839883
But most of his roles aren't the alpha guy. He plays pure autism in Sherlock and the Imitation Game.

>> No.9841413

>>9840423
Korean here

growing up with white people in the 10021 is how to not be ugly

>> No.9842141

>>9840481

Lorde?

>> No.9842182

Everytime I look in the mirror I think
"Fuck, I'm sexy. If only I wasn't balding..." :(

Oh well, there will be a cure soon, r-right guys?

>> No.9842191

>>9839804
No one knows why you did.
Or did you give birth to an ugly as shit child?

>inferior grammar.

>> No.9842313

>>9839930
Is that even possible? Were you cucked into creation?

>> No.9842376

>>9839846
world's fugliest face 2015

>> No.9842379

>>9839930
This >>9842313

>> No.9842380
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9842380

>>9840345

>> No.9843169

>>9841191


>tfw I sorta look like this

I heard hijab women whisper to themselves questioning what gender I am. Lol towelheads

>> No.9843487

>>9839811
kek

>> No.9843492

>>9840345
this is what's in demand atm. the david gandy well build man from a movie aesthetic is dead.

>> No.9843534

>>9839930
>blue eyes look disgusting

>> No.9843554

>>9843534
See
>>9841381
>>9841179
>>9841160
>>9840637
>>9840481
>>9840345

>> No.9845072
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9845072

>>9843554
hazel a best. Blue a shit

>> No.9845076

>>9845072

>you again

>> No.9845120
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9845120

>>9845076
it's me friend

>> No.9845136

>>9839811
this is the truth

>> No.9845144

>>9839829
low quality bait or just delusional

take your pick

>> No.9845160

>>9840481

he's gonna age terribly

>> No.9845421

>>9840365
we must be twins

>> No.9845574
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9845574

>you will never look like marchisio

>> No.9845587

>>9840406
>chinese jap mixed and not ugly god bless

>> No.9845590
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9845590

>>9845574
fucking goblin ears, also why would he ever get them pierced, it draws more attention to them

>> No.9845593

dad gave me his big ass nose but didnt give me beard genetics.

fuck this.

>> No.9845611

>>9839811
even the ugliest of females has at least 3 betas courting her tbh

>> No.9845620
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9845620

>> No.9845625

>>9845574
mfw Italian Footballers

>> No.9845774

>>9845620
neckbeard tbh

>> No.9845864

>>9839811
This couldn't be further from the truth. Unless she's fat and ugly, then she'll have a hard time. But if she's ugly and still has a nice body then she will always have men chasing her. Same can't be said for a guy. If you're an ugly guy (short, tall, big, or fat. doesn't matter) you're honestly screwed.

>> No.9847947

>>9845864
>this is what neckbeards actually believe
lmao. there are lots of ugly guys with hot girlfriends. the trick is not to be an autistic faggot like you and just be confident and talk to girls.

>> No.9848517
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9848517

>>9847947
>just be confident and talk to girls
See, you just proved his point. Ugly or not, if you have a vagina, men will chase you.

A timid, ugly man will never EVER be loved.

I invite you to contemplate your normietrash privilege.