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>arms skinny and pale af
>can't wear short sleeves
>start working out
>arms still skinny
>biceps now resemble tumors instead of muscles

>> No.9827169

>not working triceps
>not working forearms

pls

u did this

>> No.9828252

>>9827052
go palewave

>> No.9828268
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9828268

>tfw no money
>tfw unable to handle life
>tfw you can't dress like a comfy sailor and live on a fishing boat, spending days with only the sea and an old guitar for company until you bring your catch in and see your qt Norwegian wife

>> No.9828469

>skinny arms but defined triceps
>great legs but girls dont care about legs
>little beer gut
>luckily have pretty face/hair
>could be sexy if i worked out all the time
>no motivation to work out anymore after gf cheated on me
hold me and buy me raf, /fa/

>> No.9829105

all these clothes can't fill the empty void in my heart ;_;

>>9828469
dude you've got potential. work out, screw whatever happened with your lying ex. i believe in you :)

>> No.9829118

>be 32 and skinnyfat
>take advice of /fa/ and get skinny jeans, rick owens jacket, raf simmons shoes, sick snapback hat
> go to mall, see teens lin the food court pointing and laughing at me
>they follow me around the mall and take pics on their iphones, laughing hysterically.
>i run out of the mall, crying

back to r9k i go. fuck this board

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>>9827052
nothing wrong with pale

>> No.9829826
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9829826

>walking to my apartment late night from a bar
>get mugged by nig nogs
>give them my wallet with $40
>mfw they didn't take the 3k worth of clothing I was wearing because they're pleb
Thank you Rick Owens

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9829855

>all the clothes i wear
>will not win her back

>> No.9829858

>>9829118
Post fit plz

>> No.9829884
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9829884

>>9827052

>> No.9829925

>>9827169

>not working triceps

You might as well stop working your biceps then, because your arms will look like shit anyways

>> No.9830016

>>9829105
T-thanks
We're all gonna make it :')

>> No.9830389
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9830389

not maybe actual feels but
>browse wardrobe
>2 shorts I bought last year
>put em on
>they go past my knees and there is a huge space for my thighs
I hope my dad likes them

>> No.9831422

>>9829855
THAT
FUCKING
PIC

>> No.9832929

tfw no bf

>> No.9832933

>Checking out sick German website Peter Fields
>2015
>Getting interested in heritage
>have to say fuck that >.>
>might buy one pair of raw denim and a work jacket anyway to wear at work.

fuck this shit is actually kind of cool but damn it gets autistic v. quick.

>> No.9832956

>tfw too insecure about height to dress fashionably or in nice clothes

>just wear sandals, jeans, and a sweatshirt all the time

>kill me please

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9833017

>>9827052
>discovered I was not 180cm but 177.5cm
>discovered I only had a jawline because of shit posture
>bad teeth that the doctor said I didn't need braces for
>skinny wrists
At least my bmi is perfect.

>> No.9833023

>>9832929
All you need to do is say hi to a guy.

>> No.9833028

>>9827052

skullcrushers
hammer curls
bench for mass gain

>> No.9833036

>>9827052
Push ups and pull ups. Get those forearms working boi.

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9833043

>>9833023
not him but this doesnt work if youre a boy too

>> No.9833086

>>9833043
Find your local gay community. Get grindr. Join the army. Go to the gym. Literally the only place you should get worried about it is if you live in an Islamic country but even there the gays get around.

>> No.9833148

>>9833017
>discovered I only had a jawline because of shit posture
Wut? WTF kind of broscience is this?

>> No.9833209

>>9833148
Basically, I have a slouched posture. Which gave me a nice jaw. When I straightened my posture it disappeared :(

>> No.9833335

>tfw hands are constantly sweaty
>legs are like twigs cause of my bad knees
>can't even get /fit/ because arms ache
>my favourite sweater has vomit stains I can't get out

>> No.9833343

>>9833335
Listen man

If you had

One shot

>> No.9833530

>>9827052
>become /fa/ over last couple of years
>self esteem has yet to catch up, steadily improving
>been seeing a model lately, got her number at a party a few weeks ago
>seen her twice since, got lunch once and just hung out today
>both having parties soon, invited one another
>need to make a move asap or i'm going to friendzone myself
Am I overthinking this? Should i just not hit her up for a couple of weeks and try for her at the parties? Or should I try and make a move before they roll around?
>tl;dr how to make moves on model gril

>> No.9833538

>>9833343
kekking hard

>> No.9833540
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9833540

I kinda quit my job because of her

>> No.9833543

>>9833530
ehhh
not sooo soon but maybe after your parties see if you are still interested and see if she has a feel for you

>> No.9834818

>>9833530
wait til after the parties and stay chill, but don't hesitate to ask her when the time is right. nothing ventured nothing gained :)

>> No.9834838

>>9829884
When you relate to a meme too much

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9835004

>tfw people are needlessly driving up the price days before on ebay

YOU FUCKING CUNTS NEED TO STOP DOING THIS

>> No.9835015

>>9835004
Lmao

>> No.9836093

>>9829118
top lel

>> No.9836101

I'm tall but really thin, hate how clothes hang off my body but look nice with my shirt off. Trying to gain quite a bit of mass in my shoulders, chest, quads and arms (especially these skinny long arms) before I go to uni.

>> No.9836120

>>9835004
my friends and i always do this for eachother's sales. we split the profits. if there's a fuck up and one of us accidently makes the high bid on another's item, we just return it and sell it again

works quite well to inflate prices tbh

>> No.9836124

>>9836120
that's illegal tho.

>> No.9836133

>>9829884
>that pic
god please no

>> No.9836155

>>9829884
no

this pic

no

make it stop

>> No.9836167

>>9836124
how?

>> No.9836238

>>9829925
top kek

>> No.9836303

>>9829118
That's because you've forgot the drop crotch pants

>> No.9836322
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9836322

>tfw 6'5" and 150 pounds
>tfw have to work 10x harder just to not look lanky as fuck

if i was short i could literally just buy anything and not worry about being too lanky ;..;

>> No.9838117

>two of my absolute grails up for sale
>not got the funds
>watching them drop in price gettin excited
>one sells last night
>heartshattered.jpg
>wake up this morning
>the other one has sold

fuckin kill me

>> No.9838317

>skinny arms
>6'5 so total lank
>uni is famous for its sports
>gym is full of hercules tier muscles
>too self conscious to start lifting
>wouldn't even know where to start, went to /fit/ once to find a routine and got totally lost, couldn't make sense of any of it