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what's your justification for being a virgin, /fa/?

>> No.9819419

if you met me you wouldn't need to ask

also why are you asking /fa/? most are gay or have had sex. go ask /r9k/ or /b/ or /lit/

>> No.9819546

>>9819414
idk, autism i guess

>> No.9819561

im pure

>> No.9819571

>>9819414
mental illness prevents me from living my ideal life

>> No.9819589
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9819589

>>9819546
>>9819561
>>9819571

Pretty much all this plus i'm skinny.


Plus I have standards and I don't bother to get with girls.
Why? Probably lack of confidence or the fact that majority of pretty girls have their pussy fucked a lot of times, get messaged by a bunch dudes and are basic material.

This is probably my depression talking so don't take my post too serious.

>> No.9819643

Anxiety, i came really fucking close a couple times ( as in my dick was litterally on dat pussy) but i got so fucking nervous i couldnt get hard.

>> No.9820284

Am I a virgin if a penetrated but there was no orgasm? Was going for a good 10 min, had no more time to finish.

>> No.9820295

>>9820284
nah, ur not a virgin

>> No.9820296

>>9820284
no you're not a virgin if your penor has been in a vagoo or ass hole

>> No.9820297

>>9819414
I fucking wish
>tfw no gf
is so much better than
>tfw crazy gf who you love but cant stand and get embroiled in month-long fights with and all your friends are confused and don't know why you're still together

>> No.9820754

Lost it 3 days ago and fucked last night, my excuse before that was being a beta and not caring much at all.
First time lasted an hour with me not finishing and her cumming 4 times, last night went another hour with nothing but ended up jacking and finishing in her mouth.

Shit's cache

>> No.9820790

heavily deformed torso due to liver disease when i was 15 (right when all the high school bitches start getting horny)
now im just extremely self aware of my body

>> No.9820804

>>9820754
whats your secret anon.

>> No.9820829

>>9820804
For what, Lasting long? I really don't know, I think it may be years of death grip lightspeed masterbation made me insensitive mixed with my current condoms are plain Trojans and don't give much stimulation. I also focus mainly on pleasuring her more than myself, It's more fun that way.
But really I have only had sex twice I'm no expert.

>> No.9820837

>>9820297
Right in the feels...

>> No.9820922

>>9820829
does it really feel that bad? If death grip feels better whats the point

>> No.9820954

>>9820922
Well I was masterbatin 1-2 times a day and my dick just gets less sensitive, will probably stop jacking all together as long as I'm still with my current fuck buddy

>> No.9820968

There is nothing wrong with being a virgin.

>> No.9820989

>>9819414
Lack of social skills and anxiety.
Finally worked up to doing something about it.
Gonna go out alone tonight.
Took me 1.5 months after deciding to do it.

>> No.9820993

It was because I never ask girls out. Then one came onto me once I started lifting weights and became an arrogant douchebag socially.

Becoming an arrogant douchebag came after I got a retail job and talked to 300+ people a day a few years ago.

>> No.9820997

But I haven't been for 5 years.

>> No.9821007

>>9820993
so what, are you still a virgin or are you not?

>> No.9821012

>>9820989
where do you live? id come out with you if you live close

>> No.9821022

>>9819414
im not a virgin. Since i dumped my ex gf (the one who i lost my virginity to when i was 16 - im 18 now) ive started lifting and dressing better and ive become less succesful with women

>> No.9821031

>>9821007
No, that was 2 years ago. I just realized how stupid most people are after talking to that many every day. After that I realized that social anxiety in actual social situations was pointless and it's easy to out banter people- especially girls. Girls blow at conversation.

>> No.9821042

>>9821012
Probably not that near: Germany.

>> No.9821043

>>9820804
lying

>> No.9821048

>>9819589
It's fine to have standards and not want to fuck every single woman under the sun (or dead of night) but that can't be your excuse for being a virgin.

If you WANT to have sex, but can't, then you fail.
If you are waiting for a special girl to meet all your idealizations you fail.

If you're just living life without really caring about sex either way, you pass and are certified cool guy.
If you have sex but don't care about relationships, you pass and are certified cool guy.

If you have an exclusive GF, it's a tough call. 50/50 chance cool or lame guy.

nice dog pic. saved.

>> No.9821050

>>9819589
Cringed.

>> No.9821062

>>9819419
>/lit/

don't think so m80

>> No.9821077

>>9821031
>Girls blow at conversation.
very true. the biggest mistake guys make is overthinking how to converse with girls.
they think they need to be witty or clever or suave or idk all types of shit.
but if a girl is interested in you it literally doesn't mattter what you say. and if she isn't interested it also doesn't matter what you say.

when it comes to a one on one date scenario, it's a little different but a good strategy is still to say as little as possible. if you don't want to answer a question, just ignore it and ask something else.

>> No.9821088

>>9821042
Damn, Ireland here.

>> No.9821097
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9821097

I'm a pussy. I'm above average looking so I get girls come up to me at the club but I just don't know what to do. I enter super autist mode and avoid the girl for the rest of the night because I know I'll fuck it up or do something weird.

My ok looks only get them interested for a short while until they realise I have no confidence and won't make a move.

Essentially I'm a little bitch.

>> No.9821105

>>9821077
"Wow"
"I understand"
"Tell me more about y"
"That must have been hard"
"Good for you, that's awesome"
"Yeah, she sounds like a bitch"

The complete arsenal.

If a girl doesn't tell you about her parents, leave.

>> No.9821107

>>9820954
>>9820829
its prolly the grip you use when wanking lad. First time I had sex i went for two hours then didnt finish, it was down to nerves. Eventually your average time will go down to anywhere from a few minutes to over an hour depending on focus

>> No.9821114

>>9821097
Are you me? I'm tall and funny but suck at flirting so it just bombs after the first minute talking to a girl. Last time I made out with a girl she started laughing because I was so bad at it and I made the excuse that I was really drunk.

>> No.9821120

>>9821097
thats what alcohols for. and also of course just practicing.

it doesnt take much convo at all, especially if theyre coming up to you. make a sarcastic/funny comment and then start making physical contact.
the lame guys are the ones who stand around talking for twenty or thirty minutes.

>>9821105
haha
and listen, here is my certified cool tip GURANTEED to work:
"you're kind of cute"
she responds "k-kind of?"
and that's when you go in for the kiss and no more convo necessary.

>> No.9821140

>>9821114
When kissing, move your hands. Run one thru her hair, grab her ass, move them around on her waist and hips. Kissing is mostly just meeting the level of pursing the other person is doing. Start soft and slightly open lipped, end pursed, pull back a bit, do it again. Suck her bottom lip into your mouth and bite it, when you pull back, let go. Lick behind her upper lip or her front teeth. Pull back a bit too long and push your forehead against hers, look in her eyes and smile. But always keep your hands moving.

>> No.9821151

>>9821140
yea kissing definitely requires grabbing of her hips or neck/back of head for starters. get more aggressive as you go to gauge her reaction and slow down if necessary.

>> No.9821154

>>9821120
My trick is that I'm tall and have big hands. So I always tell them they have tiny hands and grab one to compare. Then I tell them their hands are soft because I have callused hands. Then when they look back at my eyes I kiss them.

>> No.9821161

I'm scared.

>> No.9821178

>>9821154
wow that's nice.
i'm gonna try that. sounds very promising.
damn now i wish i was doing something social tonight.

>> No.9821190

>>9821107
*prolly not

>> No.9821195

I'm introverted and have no friends to go out with, so I don't meet girls.

>> No.9821311

>>9820989
>Finally worked up to doing something about it.
What did you do about it, I kinda have the same thing

>> No.9821325

>>9821042
wo?

>> No.9821556

>>9821311
Tough to point out a specific thing. A conflict (happened because of my anxiety) with a girl that I liked, but was too scared to ask out, ~6 months ago was the point at which I started moving forward more intensely than ever before. It got me to think a lot.
Started a pseudo-diary-journal, where I write down thoughts and actual diary stuff. Figured out what I wanted to do and who I wanted to be. And (important) specific things that I need to do in order to achieve those things (i.e. work out, get rid of social anxiety, develop habit to X, learn A, etc.).
(Role models helped. Picked out qualities from each that I would like to have).
I write a loose plan down before going to sleep each day, for what I'll do the next. (I also try to eliminate trivial choices. Such as, what am I going to wear, eat, etc. Hard to explain in short. Basically, doesn't use your 'brain choice-limit' up and you'll be more productive).
Some days I really can't accomplish anything, but I found it's important not to get frustrated with myself. I guess I formed a habit to continually think about what I need to do and that steers me back on track, even if I get lazy for a few days.
I was completely honest with myself, read a bunch (many different sources. The only specific I can point out is DrNerdlove. Has a bunch of good articles), realised what faults I have (i.e. I used to compare myself with people, judge them. Especially after starting /fa/, how my fits were 'way better', etc.).
Meditating (as in, sitting with your eyes close for a few minutes, letting your thoughts run wild until they calm down) is useful, although still working on doing it every day, allows me to think clearer, not steer off course.
Getting rid of bad habits (i.e. I stopped caring about /fa/ as I got better in life. As I 'figured myself out', I know what tastes I have, so stopped reading about it, just occasionally look up inspo pictures. But when my anxiety acts up, I start reading /fa/ again).

>>9821325
28203

>> No.9821635

>>9821556
I can relate to this, how old are you?

>> No.9821639

>>9821635
20.

>> No.9821649

>>9819414
I'm not 2D

>> No.9821665

i'm fat and a bit socially awkward, the former is the real issue here. working on it though, goin pretty well so far.

>> No.9821671

>>9819414
http://strawpoll.me/4320400

>> No.9821701

Not a virgin. However, I was joking with this cute asian girl last night and convinced her that I was a virgin. She was very into it and told me she can "help with that". I told her I was kidding after but that is proof that some girls don't care and are into it.

Protip: Stop caring about what people think of you. That's your #1 problem with women.

>> No.9821721

Well, I used to be really worried about everything, like what I looked like, what I wore, how /fit/ I was, how I smelled, how I spoke with others, what I said, girls, boys, social groups, finding something to do, money, whatever. I was really self-conscious about my height (5'8"), dick length (5"), weight (190), everything.

And then I stopped caring.
So now I don't really care how I look. I don't care about how I sound, or girls, or anything really.
I think it happened when I realized that I could choose to be happy. That me being happy is a independent choice, its not dependent on any other thing. So now I'm a happy guy.
Also, though, I embraced the extrovert in me, so that helped. I always wanted to be introverted since I always thought it was so cool and mysterious and awesome, but now I just have fun with friends.

So, I'm a virgin, but I don't really care.

>> No.9821737

Im a virgin because my dick man.... It's just too big man

>> No.9821741

ugly

>> No.9821753

>>9821721
Keep it up and you won't be a virgin for long. Girls don't generally care about your height, as long as you're taller. Your weight can be fixed by healthy eating and exercise. As long as your dick isn't 3" long, girls won't mind.

>> No.9821780

I am a good looking guy and have had girls show a lot of interest in me, some almost obsessively, but I am also depressed and have pretty bad body dysmorphia (it is getting better though)

I always see pursing a girl to be too stressful and I just can't enjoy myself b/c I hate myself too much. I have made out with plenty of girls, but nothing long-term b/c I just can't be 100% comfortable with anyone

>> No.9821785

>>9819414

I'm actually not a virgin, but I tell people that I am because it adds a sense of innocence to my personality.

And if you don't believe that, just remember that this world values Virginity over Promiscuity and being abstinent is by extension /fa/.

>> No.9821786

Im 22 years old and have slept with 5 people. Have had to turn down a few opportunities because I only sleep with girls I'm dating. I have severe scoliosis and my body is pretty fucked looking. Confidence goes a looooong way.

>> No.9821817

Who /genital warts/ here?

>> No.9821828

I go to the gym, don't dress like and autist, normal face, good hair, decent jawline, 5'10, great teeth. I did basically everything I can to look as good as possible.
And I'm a 21 year old kissless virgin. It's all confidence and actions you take. I have never ever approached any girl. If some girls starts talking to me, I just respond like a machine until she doesn't have anything to say and that's it

I'm in uni, play lead guitar in a indie band and alocal resident DJ when needed. So I am quite often around people, but the problem is (I think) that I never take any action whatsoever

>> No.9821839

21 y/o here that hasn't been laid since I was 18, and only slept with one chick many times (ex).

At this point I feel like if I don't do something about it soon I'm gonna be pretty fucked.

>> No.9821840

>>9821839
>At this point I feel like if I don't do something about it soon I'm gonna be pretty fucked.
That is, quite literally, the opposite you'll be.

>> No.9821849

>>9821840
well at least that cheered me up. Here's to another night of napping and anime.

>> No.9821861

>>9821849
How about you get rid of those loser hobbies and go outside and talk to people instead of complaining on the internet about not getting laid

>> No.9822032

I had bad and antisocial friends throughout high school and university and after I realised they were a problem, I ditched them and have had no social circle for a few years. I'll probably be a lonely virgin forever.

>> No.9822158
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I suck at small talk. I can get a few minutes into a conversation, then silence happens, and I don't know what to talk about other than technology or politics, which I know most people aren't comfortable talking about. Plus I don't go to parties or anything like that where people are pretty much there just to get laid.

>>9821639
Dude, are you me?

>> No.9823444

I'm completely undesirable.

I'm a millionaire. Makes no difference.

I'm not that /fa/, just a little bit. Makes no difference.

I'm now 36. It's never going to happen. My friend circle has dwindled to zero because they all have married. No new friends means no new women.

I don't drink and don't party, don't leave the house much. Internet dating doesn't work when you're ugly.

>> No.9823456

>>9823444

Just buy a hooker, dumbass. I've never done it but I also lost my v card at 17.

Also, just meet up with a nice gold digger who'll love you for your money.

>> No.9823476

>>9823444
can i have 500 dollars

>> No.9823481

>>9819414
i'm celibate until i get my shit together and have my own company

>> No.9823482

>>9823456

I can't, not for my first and maybe only time. It would put me in a deep depression.

also, I'd rather not know what I'm missing than know it and crave it.

right now I think masturbation is pretty awesome and am satisfied.

>> No.9823483

i'm fat and though a lot of guys have been interested in me i would never be able to have sex without being disgusted by my own body

i'm almost thin though, i plan to go full slut when i'm ideal in a couple months

>> No.9823494

>>9823476

no man, I earned every penny, I don't give shit to anyone. Grew up middle class, minority, short, ugly everything stacked against me and I worked hard against every odd.

>> No.9823501

>>9823494
all right thats whassup man i'll just earn it then

if you really a millionaire you can find some girl to marry you easy

>> No.9823507

>>9823483
Kill yourself

>> No.9823516

>>9819414
i dated a girl for two years and we never got to having piv sex because i never felt ready and was honestly not interested in piv sex. we had other ways of getting off that were much less a hassle than sex. now im single and can't talk to girls. the only reason i even got with this girl was with a shitton of help from mutual friends. i'm starting to seriously consider seeing a therapist about potentially being somewhat autistic.

>> No.9823530 [DELETED] 

>>9823483

Just remember that guys are easy and you're always be a disgusting pig. After you're done whoring yourself out to guys who laugh about "that fat chick" they boned last night to their bros, you'll end up being some ugly poor beta's wife. And you'll never really stop hating yourself, pig. You know you're and the fact that you look like shit now only means you're gonna hit the wall sooner than other girls.

Enjoy your broken life, piggie.

>> No.9823536

>>9823530
This

>> No.9823543

>>9823483

Just remember that guys are easy and you're always going to be a disgusting pig, no matter how much effort you put into it. After you've whored yourself out to horny guys who'll laugh about the fat chick they boned last night to their bros, you're going to end up being some ugly poor beta's wife.

You'll never really stop hating yourself, pig. You know you're worthless and the fact that you look like shit now only means you're gonna hit the wall sooner than other girls.

Enjoy your broken life, fuckpig, hope you like anal because you're gonna end up doing it often to feel like you have something special to offer, even thought you'll always be a chubby little slut.

>> No.9823545

i've never met a girl i was both attracted to and would consider dating

i don't care much if i have sex or not so i haven't bothered

that's about it

>> No.9823547

>>9823545

>"i don't care much about sex"
>This is what virgin losers actually convince themselves

>> No.9823549

>>9821107
first time i had sex with my gf i lasted like an hour, but now i can hardly last over ten minutes
fucking blows

>> No.9823560

>>9821154
this is a fuckin sick pick up move

>> No.9823564

>>9823547

i've been with girls who wanted to hook up

not my thing

i don't dislike sex but i'd rather go after speed and money

it's hardly an excuse but it's simply not a priority

>> No.9823582

>>9823482
dont put so much importance on your first time. my first time was in the bush with some fat chick, and in retrospect i wouldnt have cared whether it was a prostitute or a fat skank, it doesnt matter

>> No.9823645

I think too much porn, specifically fucking hentai, has almost broken my dick. I don't even jack off that much, like 4 times a week max. I've tried going no-fap for a while, but I can go like 2 weeks without any real change in my dick's feeling toward random girls, so I just go back to the ol' daily routine. I'm 21 and I still can't tell what I'm into, really. I'm quite sure I mostly like the effay skinny types, but occasionally I'd get really HIGH TEST, so to speak. I've actually come close to getting it in with some girls (I guess I'm more charming than I'm conscious of?) but they were all not interesting to me at all. Three girls, all decent-looking, but I had nothing in common with them aside from knowing some of the same people. I felt it's one thing to do it with some hot chick who you don't have anything in common with, or an average-looking girl you can have a nice conversation with, but a less-than-personally-appealing girl whose interests are so different as to make her completely boring to you? I think that's a waste. But I guess it isn't, because I could have gotten laid like 3 years ago if I wasn't a faggot who actually cared about deeper shit. I blame /mu/, /lit/, and drugs

>> No.9823652

>>9823582

well you and I aren't the same.

>> No.9823670

>>9823652
okay have fun dying a virgin then you loser lmao

>> No.9823681

>>9821140
My answer to OP's question is that everything you just described sounds kind of disgusting to me. I am the lowest of test

>> No.9823686

>>9821701
>Protip: Stop caring about what people think of you. That's your #1 problem with women.
Nah m8 my problem is that I don't care at all what people think of me, so I often act completely autistic, partially on purpose

>> No.9823691

>>9823686
relax dude lmao

>> No.9823696

>>9819414
There's nothing wrong with being a virgin

>> No.9823708

>>9823691
idk man, I think I might be too relaxed. Girls in my classes sometimes talk to me about random shit, but I'm always too sleepy to care. I'd rather wank anyway lel

>> No.9823975

I dated a girl in my teens but it didn't go so great. We were together 6 months and I thought we were close to sex but then she broke up with me. I haven't dated since then.

>> No.9824800

I feel dead inside

>> No.9824812

>>9819414
I'm not
>>>/r9k/

>> No.9824836

>>9819414
I have a lot of sex and tbh it's overrated. Your time will come and it'll be nice but that's about it. Cool hobby to have. Condoms are fucking expensive nowadays for a broke cunt like me so it has noticeable downsides

>> No.9824934

my penis is small

>> No.9824975

>>9819414
lol this thread is pathetic. Pussy is the best...

>> No.9825008

>>9823494
I aspire to be you, without the Virgin part hopefully. Can you give me any tips? I'm also a short lower middle class loser.

>> No.9825009

Tfw the only reason you ever had sex was because some slut showed interest in you

>> No.9825021

>>9819419
>/lit/
The fuck you talking about bitchboi. Half of fa centralises in either lit or mu

>> No.9825022

>>9823494
what do you do?

>> No.9825110

>>9823645
I can relate bro, well maybe that last line "i couldve gotten laid like 3 years ago if i wasnt a faggot who actually cared about deeper shit, i blame /mu/, /lit/, and drugs.' except im not a virgin at all, i lost that card at 15 - and actually had quite a lot of sex through my teens despite never being in a serious relationship. Although when i started becoming more invested in my interests more and became depressed, (which was caused both from excessive drug use that has rubbed off misanthropic qualities on me, and my fucked up perspective i have on people, and my relationships with them) I stopped caring about chicks, not even specifically chicks, my friends too. So yeah, stopping here before i come across too pseudo-intellectual but the idea of getting laid again does sound good at times - but everything involved with it doesn't.

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9825124

how do you stop caring about what people think of you?

thats impossible man

>> No.9825155

just ugly, nothing I can do it about it

one day I'll see a prostitute

>> No.9825546

>>9821786
bro, see a goddamn doctor. scoliosis is fucked up.

>> No.9825696

>>9819643
>>9819589
These two combined, haven't had laid in a whole year

I hate living in a shirty town where ugly fat birches are the best you can get

>> No.9825703

>>9825124
Literally the eternal struggle

>> No.9826299

>>9825008

study hard, get into a great university, get a good stem job, leaning heavily towards anything involving tech. Basic science and math don't pay much, but applied versions can pay out.

face it, if we're ugly, why waste time trying to get with women when we're going to just end up frustrated. So spend your time improving your socioeconomic rank. Maybe we'll both find some gold hearted gold diggers (remember: all women are gold diggers so no shame in that).

>> No.9826308

>>9825022

it's too specific to mention but broadly I'm a commercial artist with a very heavy tech focus. Basically I make visuals with math and physics.

>> No.9827194

My hand doesn't need dinner, doesn't have trust issues, and won't emotionally scar me.

>> No.9827303

if im out with my friends at a club/bar and keep seeing a girl looking at me/smiling/you know what i mean, what should i even do

yeah im pretty good-looking/un-socially-awkward, i just cant into making a move ever

am i just a huge puss?

>> No.9827309

>>9827303
>im pretty good-looking/un-socially-awkward,

why is this board so delusional

>> No.9827323

I've had sex with qts on my dakimakura. There is no excuse for being a virgin because of your hobbies.

>> No.9827333

>>9820284
I've never cum from sex or a blowjob. I've done it raw too, my dick is just really insensitive.

>> No.9827344

I'm not even a virgin, I've been alone for so long though I feel like I've become virgin again. I'm so fucking shit with women. I'm too scared of rejection to even ask a girl out (despite the fact ill never see her again after next week)

>> No.9827348

Had sex with 2 girls, taking it slowly with this current girl, and she's everything ive ever dreamt of. He or she is out there my friends, you'll come together somehow.

>> No.9828136

Combination of looking average, anxiety, being boring and lazy.
If I swallowed my anxiety and was bothered I could get laid with some effort,I have passed up a couple of chances because they involved going out of my way to strange places.

>> No.9828216

>>9819414
spend so much money on those sweet clothes to impress people online that i wont have enough for condoms :(

>> No.9828230

>>9820297
Fucking this

>> No.9828449

>>9822158
I suck at small talk too, but i can talk to people when i'm drunk, and i know a lot of people from college and stuff, so i go to a lot of parties

I can get laid some times a year, but i can never get into a relationship.

>> No.9830180

>>9826299
I'm pretty good with tech but I'm god awful at math and chemistry, I'm great at design and entrepreneurial stuff. I'm hoping to find a way to combine these, do you think there's a place for me?

>> No.9830223

Being an attractive gay fashionable virgin is cool as fuck.

>> No.9830233

>>9819414
Not being one.

>> No.9830291

Had phimosis until the age of 23 which made me very insecure about sex and have repeatedly opted out (even when in bed with girls and them asking for it I'd make an excuse).

Worked up the courage to get it fixed (read: circumcised), now I'm a 23 y/o virgin.

Worst part is I'm 6'2, in good shape and dress well so people think I do well with girls.

Help.

>> No.9830460

>>9830291
same here, a tight frenulum has made me opt out of sex multiple times cause I'm scared my foreskin is gonna rip off...

>> No.9830465

>>9819414
I'm not a virgin despite being a skinny fuck :^) No excuses guys.

>> No.9830498

I hook up with a lot of girls but never have sex with any. This has gone on for so long that I'll probably just not bother now.
I had some friends say they're worried about me. I guess I have some kind of issue that probably needs addressed but fuck seeking therapy.

>> No.9830501
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9830501

I'm terribly insecure about my acne scars

>> No.9830504

>>9821195
For your own sake, try to make friends and dont expect everything in life to come to you. Friends can open up all kinds of experiences which are harder to gain without them, and humans are group animals. You get happy from being around people you like and trust.

>> No.9830516

>>9821154
One time I asked if I could play with a girl's long hair as she relaxed, I slowly worked my way up until it was her scalp, then down to her shoulders, next thing I knew we were shirtless and groping eachother

The sexuality of a situation should be gradient, not on and off

>> No.9830525

>>9830516
>The sexuality of a situation should be gradient, not on and off

this is probably the best advice any of you virgins can get

>> No.9830529

>>9830291
Honest question, Did you try stretching excercises?
I had phimosis but cured it by stretching the skin.

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>>9830501
own them, bitchnigga

>> No.9830551

>>9830538
but how?

>> No.9830556

I don't talk to anyone that I don't know because I don't have anything to talk about.
My height, proportions, and dick size are all wasted on me. Oh well.

>> No.9830559

>>9826299
I honestly can't tell if people like you are trolling or /r9k/ castaways.

>> No.9830579

>>9823476
Lol
>>9830291
I had phimosis but i grew out of it and just pulled that shit over my head a lot of times and now i have a dick that works like manuel ferrara's, and im fine with it. (My forehead covers my head still when its erect but not completely)

>> No.9830580
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9830580

It appears that everyone in this thread is a handsome, misunderstood, self-appointed martyr for a cause they can't determine

>> No.9830613

>>9830580

If that's how you want to expand gay.

>> No.9830929

>>9830180

not really sure man, that seems a bit all over the place to be honest.

>> No.9830940

>>9830498

so you just make out a lot with strangers?

enjoy your herpes bro.

>> No.9830949

>>9830559

I'm not a r9k castaway, I consider that my home board.

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9830979

>>9819414
Not a virgin

>> No.9830986

>>9819414
Being a virgin isn't bad
Only normies fuck and think about it 24/7 lel

>> No.9830994
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9830994

I'm scared to pursue sexual relationships because my dick doesn't work.

ED at 21 is... fucking lame.

I'm on pic related, and yes I've tried nofap and noporn to no avail.

>> No.9831007

>>9830994
I was there mate before when I hadnt boned my GF yet.

Couldnt get a strong dong when she gave me a hj/bj or whatever i though man this sucks

But then i got drunk and fucked her silly, no idea what happened.

>> No.9831058

>>9820829
>using a fuckin condom
you know nothing about sex, anon

>> No.9831073

>>9830994
my dick only gets half hard because of my antidepressant

>> No.9831085
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>>9831073
You and me both, bro.
And doctor cant prescribe me anything for it because tachycardia.
This kills the self-esteem

>> No.9831087

>>9819414

sodomy is illegal in most places. /fa/gs

>> No.9831147

Then stop taking anti depressents and try to deal with depression on your own.

I bet you don't lift regularly. I know that seems like a really stupid comment, but i've struggled with depression my whole life and nothing has helped more than hitting the gym.
Once I realized that I found out there were a ton of people like experiencing the same thing.

>> No.9831166

>>9830233
Thanks, Dad.

>> No.9831181

>>9831147
Are there such things as long training pants for guys?
I really really cant wear short because of scars.

>> No.9831188

we're still waiting for her to get her period

didn't cum in her but put benis inside after she gave handjob

FUG

i don't want to become daddy yet

>> No.9831204

>>9831181
just wear sweatpants. you're going to be lifting weights for 20 minutes and then going home. it doesn't really require special gear.

you won't get super hot in sweatpants either because you won't be working out for long periods of time.

>> No.9831210

>>9831188
always go for the Plan-B pill when that happens. if you're in US hit up planned parenthood for free, or drop the $30 at a grocery store.
it's worth it to ease your mind.

>> No.9831211

>me
>3.5/5 face, /fa/ hair, 4,5/5 body, 185cm
>dress decently, def above average
>good body language and posture, being an athlete helps
>pretty easy to hook up with hot girls at clubs, even though I'm picky
>dancefloor second base
>?????
Seriously, that happens almost every time, but I've never got any farther. "dancefloor second base" has become a meme for me and a couple mates.
At a hotel about a year ago I got a hot chick to my room, we had made out the whole night, but dropped some serious spaghetti on the floor, and we're still in contact lol

And... I recently had an affair with a girl that is a 10 in my eyes(and to pretty much anyone). To my surprise, she totally fell for me, we were in contact 24/7, I drove to see her some 100 miles away when she asked me to. Had a great time, stopped at some hand stuff as she didn't want to go any further yet. Straight afterwards she was craving for my cock, and she asked me over to her place a few days later.
The thing was that she was taken all the time. The day I was supposed to go there, she broke down and couldn't leave her dude. Had some ups and downs for a week or two but we didn't meet again. I'm still sad because of this ;_;
it's becoming a burden honestly

>> No.9831262

>>9831211
it's cause ur a bitch and a shitty kisser

if you are making out w/ a girl and then you don't end up fucking, it's probably cause you're a bad kisser. legitimately.

>> No.9831276

>>9831262
I've been told by many (including the 10) that I'm an excellent kisser. What comes to making out at clubs, the reason is probably just the lack of suitable places for fucking.

>> No.9831281

>tfw there was this qt brown girl at uni that kept on glancing at me
>tfw i was too scared to start conversation
>tfw never see her around anymore
>still a virgin in 2015

>> No.9831431

>>9831281
>2015
>virgin
The 00's called, they want their virginity back.

>> No.9831449

>>9819414
im not

>> No.9831474

>>9831276

what, you're not a degenerate, or the bathroom isn't good enough?

>> No.9831491

>>9831474
Don't know about 'murica but nobody fucks in the bathrooms here.

>> No.9831498

>>9819414
Don't really know how to interact with women;
Focused on my studies and career and not concerned with relationships;

>> No.9831501
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9831501

My standards are significantly higher than my sexual appeal.

>> No.9831504

>>9831491
ive had sex holding onto a toilet back for support tbqh..

love it or leave it

>> No.9831505

>>9831491

if you wanna know. think about the greatest thing ever.

thats America.

all great people did not die. they were reincarnated as american scene kids

win.

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9831519

I kind of get angry (=jelly) a people here saying
>I'm tall and girls come up to me but I don't know where to take it

You just take it further and further, fear is just in your fucking head. Tell a girl what she should do ("meet me at sunday at 17:00 at the local Starbucks, kthxbye") and most will agree. Touch her if you want to to push in the right direction. Girls are humans that want those things too.

>> No.9831690

>>9823547
rather cuddle tbh

>> No.9831699

>>9831519
>tfw tall and girls never come up to me

>> No.9831707

asexuality and dick hatred

>> No.9831710

>>9831707
lodon

>> No.9831719

Because I'm probably a delusional/egotistical prick who acts cooler than I actually am. No help being a good-looking/confident enough guy if it all goes to shit around qts.

Wish i could legit not give a fuck instead of just acting like it.

>> No.9831797

>>9831699
how tall is tall? bc guys who are over 6'2 always get my attention (and love)

>> No.9832087

>>9831504

fucking degenerate

>> No.9832089

>>9825124
> /fa/
> not caring what people think

if you didn't care you wouldn't be on this shitty board

>> No.9832093

>>9831797

superficial whore

>> No.9832098

>>9830994
How long did you do nofap?

>> No.9832124

>>9821114
THERE ARE AT LEAST DOZENS OF US!!! you literally described me, I think 4chan did this to us.

>> No.9832597

>A fundamentalist-Labourite crashes through your window and demands that you, at knife-point, pick one take-away food to eat for the rest of your days

Chinese here tbh. You?

>> No.9832860

>>9832093
hehe.. how tall aare u?

hehe.. hehehe

>> No.9832890

my last relationship really drove home just how lame i am so i don't bother anymore

>> No.9832911

>>9832597
i don't know what a fundamentalist labourite means

>> No.9832932

>>9832597

Take Out tacos from The taco truck "La Preferida"

>> No.9833373

>>9832860

the only length you should be concerned with is my penis's. also, the number of digits in my bank account.

hint: both are above six.

>> No.9833695

>>9831797
6'2

pls b in london

>> No.9834315

>>9831501
Only 2,3 and 4 are hot.
Source?

>> No.9834318

>>9831797
6'3
Pls b in holland

>> No.9834335

I had severe depression from age 14 to 20 that im still recovering from now (21)

good enough? kind of scared tbh

>> No.9834364

>>9825021
/mu/tant here can confirm

>> No.9834389

>be a cute boy
>have a cute boyfriend
>play cute games of dota together

life is good

just be gay guys its waaaay easier especially if you're a cutie

>> No.9834402

I just can't into conversations, not specifically with girls, but most people in general. Weird thing is that I have a heap of friends. I guess it's a combination of anxiety and really not giving a fuck about what other people have to say.

I feel like some edgelord saying this, but if it wasn't the norm to have to have a relationship, get married and shit, I'd be happy by myself and give no fucks.

>> No.9834645

>>9821780
You are me holy shit, im the exact same. Got worse when I swallowed the red pill.

>> No.9834904

>>9834645
That perspective lowers the integrity of girls and I'd imagine you end up with a perspective that makes pushing though things easier. No?

>> No.9834906

>>9834389
A maybe helpful remark:
You don't have to close spoiler tags (or math tags on /sci/), if nothing follows after it.

>> No.9835237

>>9819414
1 Corinthians vii

>> No.9835251

>>9819414
manlet

>> No.9835271

>>9835251
that and im a spic thats only attracted to white girls. but thank god Im not dark skinned like the other spics in my town haha

>> No.9835274

I wish I was a virgin, but I lacked the foresight to understand how my past would impact my fiance's view of me.

>> No.9835277

>>9835271
internalized racism

>> No.9835364

when did north american culture get so oversexed, anyway?

it used to be that sex was considered a vice, a minor evil; now it's almost a measure of your worth. why? why do we assume that everyone is desperate to get laid and the guys who don't are pathetic?

Like most other men I think about sex and I jerk off. Sure. That doesn't mean I want the messiness of actual sex with another human being. I don't think I have the heart for casual sex; nor do I want a relationship. If I wanted either of those, I'd be doing something about it. As it is, I have more important life goals.

I don't need sex. And I don't think it's healthy to be telling young insecure guys that they need to lose their virginity as quickly as possible, lest they become unlovable freaks.

And let's be honest: sex is kind of disgusting, and kind of evil.

>> No.9835370

>>9835364
This, I really REALLY dislike sex but I'm not a virgin. I tried really hard to lose my virginity because if not I would have been "pathetic". Never again will I pursue sex in any way.

>> No.9835376

>>9835271
>Wanting to be white and corny
Why are light skinned blacks and hispanics much more hateful of their kin than even some of the worst whites?

>> No.9835377

>>9819414
Everyone whining is this thread has no fucking clue what they are talking about. People always talk about how all the other chicks are ugly/fat/slutty, essentially how THEY are the fucking problem. If you're not getting laid, if it's with slutty chicks or just someone you really care about, YOU are the fucking problem. Get off your ass, stop browsing shit all day and learn to talk to people.

>> No.9835384

Use tinder and message like the average dudebro. Shouldn't be any stress when you can swipe right for pussy.

>> No.9835388

>>9835376
Here's a question for you: is there any kind of person you hate more than someone who represents all of your own (past or present) worst qualities? I think hatred--or repugnance--is partly motivated by shame; wanting to disown your own mistakes and shortcomings by being merciless to that shortcoming in other people.

>> No.9835394

>>9832089
siqq reading comprehension m8

>> No.9835396

>>9835388
True, but light skinned coons think their worst qualities are simply just existing as a nonwhite person. They have some of the worst complexes I've ever seen in people

>> No.9835411

>>9835377
>Everyone whining is this thread has no fucking clue what they are talking about.
You know most of the posts are not directed at women, right? The "all women stupid whores" kind of shit is actually mostly missing from this thread. you would have noticed this if you bothered to read the thread before posting

>> No.9835420

>>9835396
racism hurts, man

>> No.9835431

>>9835420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_zSt-qQfn4

>> No.9835470

>>9835376
>more hateful of their kin than even some of the worst whites?
Whites were never really the worst racists in terms of degree. It was the power and authority that went along with their racism, plus the effects of colonialism and slavery, that made them the most damaging racists. But not the most racist: racism seems to be pretty common (and intense) almost everywhere in the world.

>> No.9835492

>>9835376
How is being white corny? It's not like there's even only one type of white.

>> No.9835502

>>9835492
damn man it's just a generalization chill

stop being corny man you dont need to take everything serious

>> No.9835526

>>9835492
>being this corny

>> No.9835544

>>9835364
The reason sex used to be considered vile and evil was completely because of Christianity. The Puritans were an offshoot of the Calvinists, arguably the worst of all the protestant branches. And they are probably who you are talking about. Back then men weren't the ones socially considered to be in constant need of sex. It was the women who were considered the temptresses and the harlots. That is why they nearly always blamed the woman for anything sexual. Usually rumors would end up involving women dancing naked with the devil, perhaps having sex with the devil or a demon, then of course coming home to cuckold her husband and tempt any married man around.

Then we found out god isn't real, put balloons on our dicks, took pills to prevent fertilization, and started singing "Pleasure, Little Treasure".

>> No.9835548

>>9835370
10 to 1 you only disliked it because you have intimacy and trust issues.

>> No.9835551

>>9835502
I just didn't know there was a separate connotation to corny for jungle bunnies. Now I know.

>> No.9835568

>>9835544
actually I'm talking about the medieval catholic church which had a complicated tradition of sexology long before your scant knowledge of protestantism in the enlightenment era kicks in

but thanks for stopping just short of saying people like me caused the witch-hunts

>> No.9835580

>>9835551
>jungle bunnies
>2015
you are corny

>> No.9835584

>>9835548
>you only dislike intimacy because you have intimacy issues

10 to 1 is pretty conservative when you're betting on a truism

>> No.9835590

>>9835568
Yeah, they did. It was far less interesting though. Chastity belts, no masturbation allowed, sex once a year, all that bull. Seemed more to do with the nobility than the common man. And I don't really care which invisible bearded man you talk to out of the batch.

>> No.9835593

>>9835551
actually im white as fuck lmao just saying you're corny because you are

>> No.9835600

>>9835580
Jigaboo, pls

Jungle bunny is just the absolute funniest thing to call a porch monkey.

>> No.9835607

>>9835590
>And I don't really care which invisible bearded man you talk to out of the batch.
I didn't say I was religious. So this comment is totally unnecessary.

>> No.9835619

>>9835600
Uncle Ruckus pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0ZRAmz-NWM

>> No.9835620

>>9835593
You're not even smart enough to explain what it means, Cochise. Let me help you out. Corny, to a spook means insincere, not "real", fake. And of course we all know that if you don't grow up in coontown and still maintain residence there then you couldn't possible be real and therefore must be corny. It's a sorry little defense mechanism to bring down people in a clearly higher socioeconomic position- at least enough to sleep at night.

>> No.9835624

>>9835607
That's cool man, you do you. Feel free to never state your position while complaining about others.

>> No.9835634

>>9835620
>There are people like this

>> No.9835647

>>9835634
I will quote black jesus;

>I moved up out of the ghetto, so I ain't real now?
They got so much to say, but I'm just laughin' at cha
You niggas just don't know, but I ain't mad at cha

>> No.9835660

>>9835647
No I mean people who use the words coon and speak to describe black people, I was under the impression people using those antiquated racial slurs had all but died off.

>> No.9835662

I lost my virginity at 18 and didn't have sex for 4-Years. I recently discovered Internet dating and now have girls lining up to come by.

If you're awkward, but good looking, download Tinder and DM girls on Instagram. It reallly works.

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>>9835660
I do it because I think it's really fucking funny to use dead slurs.

>> No.9835723

>>9835620
alright, I was sure you were right because you're evidently such a clever cracker, but I decided to souble check with the OED just in case

c. colloq. Of such a type as appeals to country-folk; rustic or unsophisticated; tiresomely or ridiculously old-fashioned or sentimental; hackneyed, trite; inferior.

>> No.9835734

>>9835723
No, that's based on the hick usage. It's making reference to corn bread itself. Hicks in the south and midwest eat an exuberant amount of corn bread. The spade usage derives from media. Like a corny movie or name of a rapper.

Black Jesus;
Nas, the alleged ring leader of it, is furious at Tupac
Excuse me Makaveli's verbal assault
On Mobb Sleep, Notorius P.I.G. and several other New York rappers
Jay-Z, from 'Hawaiian Sophie' fame, Big Little whatever

>And several other corny sounding >motherfuckers
Are understandably shaken up by this release

As you can clearly see, you are completely wrong.

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>>9819414

>234 replies

>> No.9835938
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9835938

also I hope you guys that are all saying "it's because where I live there are only fat ugly bitches" realize it's because you're not trying hard enough.


There are fucking bombshells EVERWHERE in this country, I guarantee it. It might be harder in some places than others, but there is always some family that has a hot daughter and you've just not met her yet.


also hoo-lee-shit do college campuses have a lot of young horny girls just ready to get the "full college experience"

come on guys.

As long as you dress RELATIVELY well (which is REALLY easy to do espically if you live in some hick town), ENUNCIATE your words, and act in a playful nonchalant manner girls will fling to you like shit on a bike wheel.

>> No.9835976

>>9835274
Fuck your fiance, its not the year 1900 or the middle east

>> No.9835984

>>9835364
>finding sex disgusting and evil
Nigga you gay

>> No.9835992

B..but i'm not a virgin.
Broke up with my gf 3 months ago and i've slept with 4 different girls since. Also got a fwb relationship going with a 9/10 girl with the most insane waist to hip ratio i've ever seen.

>> No.9836003

>>9835992

pics or ur lying


for my pleasure

thx

>> No.9836006

>>9835938
i would fuck every one of those girls in the pooper

and where i live the smart, cute girls all go away to college and never come back to this hick town. so the only good looking ones left are high schoolers. i just need to move back to the city. not a virgin btw, but where i live now i have to drive like 3 hours so see a friend to get any poon

>> No.9836040

>>9836006

I feel really bad when the fresh girls right out of college fling to me cause I just don't feel comfortable going out with 18 yr old girls.


I know its "normal" and 22 year olds do it all the time, but it's really obvious how easy it is to take advantage of them.


in any case you don't even have a local community college?

and yeah if you do live in a small town in the middle of no where it does suck when the well-to-do girls leave for college cause they will probably only come back to visit family, not get a job there.

>> No.9836047

>>9836040

sorry *right out of high school

>> No.9836111

>>9821556
are you me? thanks for the advice. you seem to be farther along than i am.

>> No.9837268

how come the "improve yourself" shit people talk about on /fa/ is never spiritual or humanistic?

it's always "get smarter look better make money"

what about be more generous? what about be more thoughtful? what about improving your relationships within your family?

maybe getting your shit together is step one, but if all you do is start hitting the gym, dressing better, sounding smarter and getting laid, then you're a long way from real improvement as a human being

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>>9836040
you're delusional and disgusting

nothing u say is valid

>> No.9837276

>>9819414
there are greater pleasures in life than a few hours of physical enjoyment

>> No.9837284

>>9837276
like when the new rick piece arrives in the mail

that shit beats any orgasm I've ever had

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9837961

>>9837270

y so mean bby?

>> No.9838587

>>9819414
i am not a virgin, but i recently moved back home after several years, stopped paying attention to what i wear, stopped being physically active, and started coming on 4chan again...
my best friend is in and out of jail all the time...
im very alone... does that count?

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9838887

>>9835237
feels good

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>>9819414

it just hasn't happened yet
i'm still young
when it happens it happens, it's not a big deal

>> No.9838973

>>9833373
kanye?

>> No.9839250

>>9834315
/le/ave

>> No.9839288

>>9830580
so u n d e r r a t e d

>> No.9839300

My rampant misogyny repels vagina

>> No.9839325

>>9837268

People on here are usually around 16-18 years old, they're in a fase in which getting an education and a job and finding a place in life is the most important thing. So imo those goals are right for them.
I'm not trying to talk down on anyone btw.

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>>9839300
this is why being a teenage boy is pain, you are all garbage.

>> No.9840400

>>9839325

lmao except most kids that age dont give a fuck about taking school seriously or want to get a job or even know their career. most kids on here sit on their computers all day while mommy makes them dinner after working her ass off and in her 'free' time does their laundry and cleans the house as most mothers do. most kids dont know what they want to major in, what career to go in. they just wanna have fun, party and play vidya. but most kids that sit on the computer all day the moment they come home from school dont have social lives.

>> No.9840930

>>9840400
>lmao except most kids that age dont give a fuck about taking school seriously or want to get a job or even know their career. most kids on here sit on their computers all day while mommy makes them dinner after working her ass off and in her 'free' time does their laundry and cleans the house as most mothers do.

not true

I'm a spoiled sonofabitch but I cook dinner for my family, do my own laundry and clean the house

even in upper middle class WASP families we don't get shit handed to us that easy. easy, but not that easy

I get a killer allowance tho, coppin new shoes once a month

>> No.9841054

I've had multiple threesomes and i'm literally a fat autist who has no business being on a fashion board. Y'all just need to try.

>> No.9841070

>>9819414
every time I had a girl in bed I was so drunk that I didn't think of sex and just fell asleep

>> No.9841490

>>9819571
same. im not crazy but im fucked.

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I have two main reasons (I'm 19) and I'm wondering if someone can help me out

1)I'm average looking I guess but I dress well, have plenty of hobbies, career aspirations etc. but I have a crippling sense of insecurity about most aspects of my looks, height, body, hair etc.

2)I come off as an a confident extrovert but I treat girls like I treat my regular guy friends i.e I have 0 clue how to flirt, gage interest, close the deal etc.

I'm not good looking enough to have girls approach out of the blue so..yeah

>> No.9843246

I get girls into bed all the time. Then when we're about to get it on I refuse them and cite all the relevant biblical and church authorities. For me it's not about the sex. It's about showing the woman that I can have sex with her and I choose not to.

It's a bad habit, I admit. I think I actually come quite close to giving in. It would be better never to mislead these women in the first place. But I think a little humiliation does them good. Sometimes I sermonize to them a bit about the evils of sex. Casually, of course.