/fa/ confessions: thank fuck we're anon edition

[Anonymous No.9759451]

> i glorify eating disorders and look to anorexic women as my model for being attractive
> i like binge eating because im really unhappy and food literally fills an empty space inside
> i buy clothes from forever 21 and even then the shit is always on clearance, i don't pay more than 10 dollars for jeans
> i like to start shit with tripfags and i have no idea who any of you bitches are

[Anonymous No.9759454]

I wear expensive clothing to make up for the fact that I don't know how to dress properly.

[Anonymous No.9759460]

my main fashion inspiration is patti smith and i'm a 6'2 male

[the most electrifying man in f(...) No.9759474]

shit thread

i claim it for my own, thread is now about me, post rare pigfucks

[Anonymous No.9759480]

>>9759474
literally who

[Anonymous No.9759500]

my ideal girl is a tomboyish one with short-medium hair who isn't full dyke and still wears skirts and feminine clothing

this girl does not exist

so I've begun to project my ideal onto myself and am growing my hair to be girl-length(long hair for a guy but is short for a girl)

it is very unhealthy

kill me

[the most electrifying man in f(...) No.9759505]

>>9759474

[Anonymous No.9759509]

I've considered killing myself on multiple occassions because of the fact that I'm 5'3.

[the most electrifying man in f(...) No.9759513]

>>9759505

[Anonymous No.9759515]

>>9759500
get some eyelid tape and trim up your eyebrows. You have a while before you can be kawaii like this bish here.

[reeeeeeeee (official /fa/ amba(...) !L7l54FaA2E No.9759521]

>>9759451
>this is the kind of person who calls me ugly
>this is the kind of person who calls me mtf
>this is the kind of person who calls me a boy

you're anorexic (mental disorder)
poor (shop at f21 clearance rack)
unsatisfied with your life (unhappy, empty void)

i'm mentally stable and i am satisfied with my appearance
i don't have to worry about money
i've been lucky enough to have had many great experiences in my life, and i'm on my path to success

hahaha i can see why you're jealous, bitch

[Anonymous No.9759524]

i like retarded fuccboi hypebest shit like pyrex, been trill, hba, etc.

[Anonymous No.9759527]

>>9759515

I just have a fetish for running my hands through my ideal girl's hair.

I don't want to be my ideal girl. At maximum I am going for an androgynous look.

[Anonymous No.9759529]

>>9759451
>I hate receded jaws
>mfw I realise I only have a jawline because my posture is slouched
HOW TO DEAL WITH THESE FEELS :S

[doop_doop No.9759533]

tha fuck is wrong with you people

[Anonymous No.9759535]

>>9759521
whatever ree, that fake ass picture you're borrowing is cute but we know it's not you because you're a fucking man.

btw you can stop posting female zac efron too, you'll never be her until you lose the dick you fuckboy.

[Anonymous No.9759542]

>>9759460
nice

[reeeeeeeee (official /fa/ amba(...) !L7l54FaA2E No.9759544]

>>9759535
great memes gurl, i have not heard those before

why don't you try the one where i'm actually pigfuck?
or the one where i'm chuck's sister, who has never even been to canada?
or the one where i'm an mtf sloth?

>2015
>posting cara delememe
>being a basic bitch
etc.

you can cyberbully all you want, but that doesn't stop you from being an ugly, jealous, anorexic, lonely bitch

hahaha

[Anonymous No.9759560]

>>9759524
know your trut

[Anonymous No.9759566]

>>9759544
> cyberbulling
> having to prove yourself to an angry binge eating anorexic with your unspecified successes
is this your first fucking day on the internet or something? btw pigfuck sounds like a nobody, i have know clue that is the mtf doth protest too much tho

> taking you seriously when you post coked out cara
do you like her because she shows that hard faced women can make it in fashion? at least stan for someone qt in your community cunt

[reeeeeeeee (official /fa/ amba(...) !L7l54FaA2E No.9759577]

>>9759524
hba is actually fine

instantly recognizable brand language, stands out enough that you'll stand out in any crowd, but versatile enough that it can appeal to a larger crowd than more niche designer brands

effectively bridges the gap between streetwear and high fashion, fills the need for "casual luxury" which is a growing trend

if you look at hba from an artistic perspective, it's admittedly not the most fashion-forward label in the world, as most of the concepts it uses have been seen before. however, it uses these concepts in an innovative way to explore concepts of power, gender, societal norms etc. (examples: 69, atomic bomb...)

with garbage like pyrex and been trill where they simply slap a (ugly) logo onto some gildan shorts, i absolutely get why people hate them

but hba is honestly a decent label

people on /fa/ wear a lot worse

[Anonymous No.9759581]

>>9759521
I'm none of those three things and I still find you insufferable. You repel a wide and varied range of people.

[reeeeeeeee (official /fa/ amba(...) !L7l54FaA2E No.9759583]

>>9759566
hey, i'm sorry i was rude to you (actually)

i really suggest you seek therapy/counselling

putting people down on the internet won't really help with your quality of life, and you're just prolonging the problem. it won't make you any happier

the reason i'm saying this is that you feel unsatisfied with your life, based on what you wrote here: >>9759451

and i feel you could easily be happier with your life, if you were to stop pushing your frustrations onto strangers on the internet

[the most electrifying man in f(...) No.9759591]

this thread is the worst thing on /fa/ in a long time

>pro ana child with no real life experience
>ashley giving her juvenile hilariously trite evaluation on shitty brands she likes but cant afford
>pinoy chink being lame

[Anonymous No.9759603]

>>9759591
And yet you posted here three times. Stop trying to be seen, ffs.

[Anonymous No.9759634]

i kind of enjoy being sad because it makes feeling happy that much better

i watch un/fa/ anime

[Anonymous No.9759734]

>>9759583
>>9759577
>>9759544
>>9759521
>i'm mentally stable and i am satisfied with my appearance
you're a newfag that posts 24/7 on this cesspool. how can you honestly say that you're mentally stable?

not to mention that you're a teenage boy pretending to be a teenage girl on the internet

[Anonymous No.9759855]

>>9759583
>putting people down on the internet won't really help with your quality of life

oh fuck, LOL

[Anonymous No.9759858]

>>9759855
hehe

[reeeeeeeee (official /fa/ amba(...) !L7l54FaA2E No.9759861]

>>9759734
>>9759855
dont hate me cuz you aint me

[Anonymous No.9759870]

>>9759861

kill all americans

[Anonymous No.9759876]

>I just cut my own hair
>I fell for the bait
>It looks like shit
>I'm telling myself I'm going to make it
>I hope no one bullies me

[reeeeeeeee (official /fa/ amba(...) !L7l54FaA2E No.9759886]

>>9759876
>bullies

i thought that shit stopped after middle school for most people

[Anonymous No.9759898]

>>9759886

no when you're around

and you're always around

[Anonymous No.9759900]

>>9759886
We bully people all of the time on /fa/.

[Anonymous No.9759927]

>>9759500
Bro I'm the same. I'm straight but love male aesthetics. So girls with boyish features is like my ideal. But I'm not projecting it onto myself, just remaining single for as long as my adult life lasts until I find such a female, I've only known two you described in my life, and both have boyfriends.

[Anonymous No.9759928]

>googled "how to be bulimic" the other day

god damn it /fa/

[sieg heil !szTe0VDR1w No.9760001]

when i change the oil in my car, instead of going to a collection spot, waiting in line, lugging a thing of dirty motor oil and paying the collection fee

i just pour it into a bag of kitty litter

then pour the entire bag into the storm drain outside.

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when kids ask me to buy beer i take their money, buy gas with it then inform the attendant that they're attempting to purchase alcohol and give them my number in case the police need someone to file a report.

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I once asked my high school bully out to a date, drove from my home town south, to the gas lamp in san diego ~50 miles

told her to get whatever she wanted, of course she gets 2 of the most expensive items on the menu.

told her i was heading to the bathroom and drove home

she wrote a nasty facebook message to me some od years later informing me that she was getting married to "twice the man i'll ever be"

[Anonymous No.9760031]

>>9759577
You can keep that

[Anonymous No.9760037]

>>9760001
>Thank fuck we're anon edition

You're such a pathetic person Sieg. Your highschool bully was a girl? What the fuck is wrong with you?

[sieg heil !szTe0VDR1w No.9760043]

>>9760037
kind of, she'd spread rumors about me or tell other women i said shit that i didn't and had a bunch of random ass hate from people for shit i never did/said

hate mail + hate comments + people used to key my car etc

[Anonymous No.9760359]

>>9759500
>>9759927
You're gay. Come out of the closet, you'll be happier.

[Anonymous No.9760372]

I have no friends

[Anonymous No.9760373]

>>9759577
>>9759524
i can see why some people like hba. imo pyrex has a couple of good (albeit overpriced for what they are) pieces. been trill however is pure trash

[Anonymous No.9760384]

>>9760001
I love you.

[Anonymous No.9760397]

>>9760001
when i change the oil in my car, instead of going to a collection spot, waiting in line, lugging a thing of dirty motor oil and paying the collection fee

i just pour it into a bag of kitty litter

then pour the entire bag into the storm drain outside.

I park outside on the street, so when I do an oil change I just park over the storm drain and let it pour into there, then take a bucket or two of soapy water and try to rinse the rest of it off. having to drain it into a pan, then pouring that into a container and driving it to the auto parts store (we don't have to pay a fee to return oil in michigan) is too much of a hassle

>"twice the man i'll ever be"
did he weigh 600 pounds?

[Anonymous No.9760436]

I dropped the idea of falling in love or having sex ages ago.

I like fashion and i like dressing myself as an extension of my personality even if i have a weird face.

I still live with my mom and dad at 24 years old because my city is ranked at the first place in the lack ouf habitation chart, there's literally nothing left and everyhing is ridiculously expensive.

I lift for lifting because i have enough free time and i want to stay slim, but i don't expect any gains as i'm not dedicated enough to do such a dumb activity all the time.

I'm still fighting against acne.

I was still growing up at 20 years old, and i end up being 6'4 now.

I dislike ordering clothes on internet because for me the importance of trying them out before is capital.

I dislike jews and what they're throwing at us on a daily basis.

[Anonymous No.9760462]

>>9760436
>I dropped the idea of falling in love or having sex ages ago.
why?

[Anonymous No.9760482]

>>9760462

Weird face, plus no practice in 24 years of life which means it's basically over for me. But no self-loathing here, it's the kind of thing you accept after a while since it takes a lot of weight off your shoulders.

[Anonymous No.9760492]

>>9760482
u should loathe yourself anti semite scum

[Anonymous No.9760496]

>>9760482
self-fulfilling prophecy

[Anonymous No.9760502]

>>9760492

Sorry schlomo, it won't happen.

[Anonymous No.9760504]

>I still pick my nose and eat it
>I sometimes wipe it on my sik fits

help

[uuuuhhhh No.9760507]

I don't care about fashion I just want mount and blade to be good again

[Anonymous No.9760517]

>>9759861
I like the pic. And to think that shills think Apple products are fashionable.

[Anonymous No.9760550]

>>9760482
Go to a bar, observe how ppl pick up girls
Copy what they do, pick up a girl
Watch some good porn, preferably amateur, no big budget shit, and figure out how 2 do the sex
Do the sex with the grill
If it goes badly just claim that u had too much to drink, it doesnt fucking matter because you'll never see her again.
The same goes for relationships, just imitate what you see
Imitation will get you through so much shit in life. Im 18, had a fucked up abusive childhood where I had no opportunities to develop normal social skills like other kids. When I was sixteen, after a botched suicide attempt, i decided I wanted to stop being a loser, so I started observing normies. By imitating what they did and adding my little spin to it I was able to go from permavirgin to eccentric normiegod with hella hoes
Its never too late man dont give up

[Anonymous No.9760568]

>>9760550

This shit only worked because you don't have a fucked up face mate.

[Anonymous No.9760579]

>>9760568
How fucked up is ur face

[Anonymous No.9760580]

>>9759928
dont be bulimic, it fucks up your teeth, skin and throat beyond repair.
just have smaller food portions, cut carbs, drink more water, eat fruit and veg and a little bit of nuts. losing weight is very simple and this way your skin, hair and general weightloss will look wholesome

[Anonymous No.9760587]

i'm so narcissistic i think i've operationalized narcissism and made it constructive

[Anonymous No.9760597]

>>9760568
Just get some plastic surgery in sk if its that big of an issue

[Anonymous No.9760607]

>>9759500
think there's something with your nose

[Anonymous No.9760613]

>>9759451
I eat because im lonely
iv done everything i could for the girl of my dreams, the only explanation why she doesnt like me is because im ugly
i am essentially a gay friend to the majority of girls i hang out with at my uni
I started at my uni with loads of confidence, and because "she" doesnt like me, i lost my confidence

[Anonymous No.9760627]

I never been on a date and this girl I want to go out with asked me to go to a movie with her and I have no idea what to do. I already said yes but idek if it's a date. I been thinking about it a lot. Should I asked her to see another movie? Should I take her out to eat and catch up?

[Anonymous No.9760635]

>>9760579

Long ass nose and recessed chin. I basically look like a mixture between a rat and a bat from profile. Hopefully my traits are masculine, but these two features alone are enough to give me instant bad vibes. People are telling me i look like a killer or a russian gopniki, whatever.

Add that with a round upper back, same as my mom thanks to genetics, and the end result is nothing to be proud of.

It's just how it is, i'm ok with that now.

[Anonymous No.9760648]

>>9760436
it looks like your over-reacting mate. 24 is not too late start having sex, there isn't a lot to it, you could defiantly bluff your way through it after watching a bit of porn and having a positive attitude.
also living at home at 24 is nothing too bad, its not ideal for sure but nothing to be embarrassed about. Also its never impossible to move out, go to the poor suburbs, work more hours ect. others find a place to live in your city who are worse off then you are.
Your face might be odd, but its not like thats the only thing people judge you on. not everyone is so superficial to the extent that your portraying them to be.
>lifting...not expecting gains
lifting is good but if you do something do it well try for gains, if its a stupid activity why bother doing it at all? if its worth doing its worth doing well.
>acne
unavoidable in some cases but if its still an issue do something about it. change your diet, exicise patterns, washing patterns or get medication if its holding you back

You seem to be making so many excuses for what you perceive to be your shit life. you've blamed your age,face,living expenses,lifting culture, acne, hight and jews for your own life, take some initiative and responsibility or do you have an excuse for that too? your so negative and pathetic it's poisonous. maybe you should seek counselling or at least try to fix your problems and be more positive

[Anonymous No.9760672]

i swear the feeling of putting on a nice outfit and dressing well keeps me alive sometimes

[Anonymous No.9760673]

>>9759876
What bait? There's a lot of people that cut their own hair and it looks good, you just fucked up.

[Anonymous No.9760683]

>>9760504
Help me too, please. Same problem.

[Anonymous No.9760722]

>>9760648

I'm not making excuses. Except for sex and love but you know damn well these two factors have a lot to do with your atractiveness.

Don't think i'm not doing anything towards my situation though, i'm doing everything i currently can, i just have to handle a lot of shit at the same time, so things are harder that they would be for someone else.

Anyway.

>Your face might be odd, but its not like thats the only thing people judge you on. not everyone is so superficial to the extent that your portraying them to be.

True in a general and global way, but intimate relationships works in an absolute different way.

>ifting is good but if you do something do it well try for gains, if its a stupid activity why bother doing it at all? if its worth doing its worth doing well.

I'm actually tricking myself. If i don't expect gains, and i still got some, i will be happy because i didn't expected them in the first place. If i don't get gains, i won't be disappointed, as i don't expect any in the first place. It's just a way for me to not be disappointed AGAIN, since i have enough of that shit to deal with.

>unavoidable in some cases but if its still an issue do something about it. change your diet, exicise patterns, washing patterns or get medication if its holding you back

It's not so easy. As i said before i'm pro-active towards my situation, i take Accutane since two years and i put a lot of shit on my face to clean the thing out, but even then it's not totally enough as i have to deal with the scars now.

Bad acne isn't a thing you have much impact on, contrary to popular beliefs. Extremely frustrating situation.

All in all i'm not making excuses or blaming anyone. I'm just in a situation where things are how they are, and i'm doing what i can. That's it. It's enough for me, but it seems it's not enough for the outside world and that's the point i'm trying to make.

[Anonymous No.9760739]

>>9760635
Just take that russian killer look and run with it if u dont want plastic surgery
Keep working out, dress more in line with ur looks, maybe get some tatoos if you want to go all out.
You're obviously not okay or happy how you are now, you're resigned to it. 24 is far too young to resign yourself to anything really

[Anonymous No.9760745]

I think the 50-60s were the absolute best time for clothes/style outside of the hippie garbage and continue to emulate that in my wardrobe

[Anonymous No.9760885]

>>9760550

>Bullied due to my weight my entire life.
>Be 236 lbs.
>Try to kill myself at 18.
>Didn't work.
>Savagely depressed. Lie and smile to my family and friends because I just cannot/still cannot deal with how they all stare at me.
>Completely die inside - lost all will to do anything. Nearly bombed out of college first sem. >Gave up video games, anime, anything.
>Would just lie in bed and stare at the ceiling until I fell asleep again.
>Started to browse /fit/ & /fa/
>Fast forward.
>24, 170 lbs. Live on my own.
>Develop massive trust issues due to all the people who treated me like shit suddenly stop after my suicide attempt at 18.
>Manage to talk to girls, have a few friends that aren't really friends.
>V-card lost to qt who wants nothing to do with me now.
>Mimic normal people as much as possible.
>Even have a notebook to jot down notes during subway rides every morning of just regular human interaction.
>Thoroughly convinced that I'm going to die alone.
>Despite it all, I just can't help but fucking buy nice clothes and smile every now and then.

tl;dr - this shitty human mask I'm wearing is tearing at the fucking seams. I hide behind Damir Doma and RO shit but I just don't know what the fuck I actually want to do with my life.

Is this all there is? Working, free time, eat, sleep.

Until we fucking die?

[Anonymous No.9760944]

>i have no idea what op is saying
>op is always a faggot
>op's taste is shit
>i dont have to confess anything because im real to myself
>i want op to kill himself

[Anonymous No.9760956]

>>9759451
THAT Photo IS FREAKING ME OUT

[Anonymous No.9760961]

>>9760550
Bitchors, enough with that shit. Watch on YouTube "First World Problems". And then, watch it again.
About "copy paste" shit- that's self defense work only to the point. There is a side affects:bitchiness, mood and face twists, cunts, fake people, trust issues. Well, going " cunt" is the most common side effect.
I am an artist and I ACT, not coping. The change of term doesn't really change the meaning much, but it's makes retards think they are different. Acting for me is essential. People like to feel important and they bored. Bread they have. At least crumbs.
Another thing what helps is to make the projects out of your complains.
And be a man.

[Anonymous No.9760986]

>>9759583
You are digging yourself in a hole ree. Especially when you are the one who shit talks and tries put the most people down on this board. I thought you were turning a new leaf and getting better, but I was so wrong.

[Anonymous No.9761002]

>>9760944
That's pretty much what is say, but in "cunt language", so they know only one. >>9760961

[Anonymous No.9761016]

>>9760372
Same

[Anon No.9761044]

i intentionally dress preppy to move on from the fact that i use to be a creepy scene kid in high school. also to compensate the fact that I lack the confidence to start a conversation with girls

I chemically straighten my hair

im proud of being 6'1 and 130lb

i feel like i have a staring problem therefore i'm always wearing sunglasses

I tend to look like a douche

[PlsSoduko !d2CR0Z05Kw No.9761068]

I'm actually an ex onani member, and Im using a keyboard to navigate my mouse because my mouse broke this morning. :)

[Anonymous No.9761311]

>>9761044
6'1 130lb.

Holy shit dude that's just unhealthy. I mean seriously.

[Anonymous No.9761348]

tfw bulimic and no longer underweight so you feel like your being sad is no longer accompanied by being skinny so you're not even good at anything anymore

[Anonymous No.9761352]

>>9761068
fuck i hate when that happens
are you using the number pad?

also what was onani gang like

[Anonymous No.9761373]

>>9761348
Hey anon, i'm sure you're good at lots of things. I wish you luck in recovering from your eating disorder, you can do it.

[Anonymous No.9761394]

>i browse /fa/ but I'm everything /fa/ hates
>I dress in loose basketball/street clothes because I think they represent who I am
>I think all you fags are horrible dickriders who mainly follow fads, but still think you are better than everybody else
also /fa/ is a really toxic board, if you don't conform to the three flvors og the year you are called out

[Anonymous No.9761448]

>>9761394
post in waywts, bet u have good fits

[Anonymous No.9761508]

>>9760001
What high school did you go to? I'm from north county sd.

[Anonymous No.9761528]

>>9761352
I never got onani gang, what was it?

[Anonymous No.9761575]

>18
>graduating HS in 5 weeks
>top 10% of class
>going to awesome school known for parties/ beach
>learning to surf
>very in love with 18 yr old 8/10 Scandinavian gf
>had sex 7 times last week
>parents rich enough to pay for all of college, no debt for me
>good at everything
>attractive, tall, smart, skinny, rich, talented
>amazing successful family
>this isn't your average normie life
>this is
>advanced normie
Don't know what'll happen to gf and I when I leave for college. I don't dress very fa and I'm anxious that my next haircut will go how I want. Besides that life is great. I hope all you sadbois get there one day
>spoiler alert: fashion isn't the way

[Anonymous No.9761581]

>>9761575
> look ma, I posted it again!

[Anonymous No.9761586]

>>9761575
show body

[reeeeeeeee (official /fa/ amba(...) !L7l54FaA2E No.9761605]

>>9761528
It's an online autism support community :~)

[Anonymous No.9761638]

>>9761575

UCSB?

If so, congrats bro, I'm just about graduate and am super bumme to leave. Beautiful So Cal pussy literally falls in your lap here, plus we're all rich as fuck.

Btdubs, drop the gf once you go to school. I had a long distance gf for the first 6 months in the dorms and I can't express how much regret I feel for missing out on freshman pussy for half a year

[Anonymous No.9761654]

>>9760001

>getting bullied by a girl

goddamn you are pathetic

[Anonymous No.9761669]

>>9761638
Don't be a fucking pig.

Although, it will be rough to maintain your relationship long distance and you will likely cheat on her.

[Anonymous No.9761674]

>>9759521
you are a boy tho...
whats the point in pretending you arent?

[Anonymous No.9761678]

I want to be preppy and trad but I'm black and know its not possible.

Fuck will I try though.

[Anonymous No.9761683]

>>9760885
Pretty much, if you're stuck viewing life that way.
Try drugs.

[Anonymous No.9761695]

>>9761044
Please eat food.

[Anonymous No.9761701]

>>9761669

Lol how am I a pig, dude? I just want him to maximize his time at an amazing school and having some ldr bitch texting you while you're hanging out with other chicks is a sure negative

[Anonymous No.9761707]

>>9761044
Eat. Food. Need Nutrients.

[Anonymous No.9761713]

>>9760745

This fit would still look normal today.

[Anonymous No.9761720]

>short as fuck, okay looking face

>anorexic/bulimic

>never want wear nice fits because it makes it seem like i'm overcompensating for my height and ugliness

just kill me

[Anonymous No.9761726]

>>9760885

Life is way better than that, you're just unlucky lol. Try being handsome and confident

[Anonymous No.9761731]

>>9761575

Fuck you faggot. Fuck you for your rich parents. I could have gone to UCSB but poor.

[Anonymous No.9761733]

>>9761720

How short and ugly are you? Be honest ,I'll try to help.

[Anonymous No.9761755]

>>9761731

Lol, what? Poor people go to UCSB. It's no more expensive than UCLA or Berkeley. Btw I fucked a girl in the ass in my second semester at UCSB as a freshman. I've done it with her three times since and with two other girls once each. You suck lol

[Anonymous No.9761787]

>6'3"
>white
>/fit/
>been called handsome by random chicks all my life
>just lost my shitty min wage job at 22 for arguing with dickhead Manley supervisor
>about to start dental school in San Francisco

couldbeworse.jpg

[Anonymous No.9761797]

>>9761787
*manlet

Lol autocorrect

[Anonymous No.9761799]

>>9761733
I'm 5'8"

honestly I'm between average and ugly, I have p nice cheekbones and jawline but I have asymmetrical eyes and a receding hairline and a pointy chin
+ big forehead

[PlsSoduko !d2CR0Z05Kw No.9761807]

>>9761352
Yeah im using the num pad, and its like /fa/ behind the scenes i guess?

[PlsSoduko !d2CR0Z05Kw No.9761833]

>>9761605
yeah its also exactly what ree says it is
>>9761352
>>9761528

[Anonymous No.9761971]

>>9761799

5'8" could be worse. I'm 5'10" and I've had pretty decent luck with chicks. Just wear some thicker soled shoes if it bugs you and stop focusing on what's wrong with you. I'm sure you look fine

[Anonymous No.9761979]

>>9759451
I got btfo in the "I wasn't asking for your favorite drink" thread

[Anonymous No.9761987]

>>9761979
I was the same fagged so much that thread. Like as soon as the timer expired I would post again.

[Anonymous No.9762001]

>>9761807

Stfu

[Anonymous No.9762030]

>was always the weird kid growing up
>hyperactive and ugly but somehow still managed to make some friends
>hid behind obnoxious behavior and rolled with a number of bad children
>grew up and put myself in self imposed isolation
>cut all friendships based on assumed toxicivity
What I was left with was this

>little to no social skills
>deep paranoia
>no trust in anyone
>self loathing and suicidal tendencies
>ugly and skinny af

B-but at least I dress good r-right /fa/

[Anonymous No.9762065]

>>9762030

You have mild to moderate schizotypal personality disorder. You will never be normal

[Anonymous No.9762096]

>>9759500
Like every other beta nerds ideal girl.

PROTIP: She exists, but fucks Chads.

PROTIP: You are not Chad.

My confession: I'm balding and taking a lot of drugs to prevent balding. I also paint my head with Toppik to cover receding temples.

[Anonymous No.9762105]

>>9759509
>5'3''
>5'3''
>5'
>fucking
>3''
LOOOOOL.

Why haven't you killed yourself already? WTF are you doing at /fa/? It's 6 feet + only here.

[Anonymous No.9762106]

>>9762030
sup twin

[Anonymous No.9762122]

>>9762096

>Tfw your name is Chad and you're a 5'6" and balding skinnyfat blonde drug addict

Kill me

[Anonymous No.9762125]

>>9762096
i can smell the /r9k/ on this post

[Anonymous No.9762137]

>>9762125
And?

[Anonymous No.9762151]

>>9762137

And you're a pathetic balding cuck. Kill yourself, bottomfeeder

[Anonymous No.9762157]

>>9762065
Thanks for the diagnosis dr. /fa/

[Anonymous No.9762164]

>>9762137
i have a friend who is a literal neckbeard who plays j-rpgs all day, listens to thrash metal, overweight, and he fucks 10/10s all the time

what does he do? what magic trick does he have?

he fucking talks to girls

just talk to girls you sperglord

[Anonymous No.9762175]

>I suck in my cheeks and clench my jaw in public almost all the time
>I thought this was the adderall, but really I am just self conscious
>I obsess about being half Indian and hate myself for it, which translates into subtle racism against other brown people.
>I hate tryhards ( people who dress dadcore and dress business casual for no reason), but I really spend hundreds of dollars on black jeans and white T-Shirts.
>I'm hyper-judgmental for no real particular reason, I thought I was insecure, but I think I just hate people.

[Anonymous No.9762176]

>>9759451
My only goal in life is to be either sucessfull/rich or a famous model so i can get the attention and approval i've never gotten.

Also shit on every girl that i knew before that goes for me after i become sucessfull/famous

[Anonymous No.9762195]

>>9762175
Know that jaw clench feel do it all the time.

also i really feel for you being indian it really is a bottom tier country in p much every way

Captcha:vinst

[Anonymous No.9762276]

>>9762176
Literally the same.

I want to be super rich and indulge my laziness. Just be completely unhinged because I fucking can.

I would also just fuck all the sluts I always wanted to shitting on them is petty I want to fuck them hard as fuck to show them what they missed and throw them to the curb

[Anonymous No.9762278]

>>9762195
>>9762175
i'm a white indophile and these posts make me sad

[Anonymous No.9762281]

>>9761638
I knew someone would guess the school lol. I'm super pumped, and yes I'm most likely dumping gf after the first quarter or so. We'll def keep in contact and still be best friends. Where did you dorm freshman year?

[Anon No.9762314]

>>9762176
>>9762276
that'd be nice as well. most of my absent-mindness is occupied by images of me driving a new model Porsche Boxster wearing a slim-fit sports jacket with designer sunglasses by the beach...

>>9761311
besides depression, i haven't really had an issues

[Anonymous No.9762338]

I have a bad habit of pissing in my own sink and i don't know why

I brush my teeth 3 times a day, shower twice a day, clean my house everyday and have broken down at least twice over the sight of a stain on clothing. Everything about me is totally clean and I have no idea why i piss in my own sink. I've done it in public bathrooms and on door handles too.

[Anonymous No.9762339]

>>9762314
im also skinny as shit 145 6.3 stay in there dont let people make u feel bad about your body

[Anonymous No.9762381]

>>9760885
You have the social notebook too, huh? I started when I was nine, up to about thirteen books completed, 'cause I've slowed down on writing.

I don't even come on /fa/, I just look now and again to see how this vapid board continues to exist.

[Anon No.9762391]

>>9762339
thanks bro. they couldn't make me feel bad even if they tried

[Anonymous No.9762429]

>tall, white, cute male
>bullied as a kid for being fat and acting feminine
>now 18, 6'3, 140lbs
>constantly have money, doing better than everybody that bullied me
>still have trust issues and subconcious lack of confidence
>I go in an out of depression and sucidal thoughts / attempts
>use girls for sex so they can't ditch me first
>finally find a girl that likes me, and I like her
>I used to go to therapy for histrionic personality disorder
>I feel as if things are looking up
>I've found a girl that challenges me, and makes me feel calm and down to earth

8 months ago i came so close to ending it all, now I have a great job, great friends and a girl that makes me feel happy.

I want to thank this page for getting me through terrible times, im being serious. Whenever I was down I came on here because you fuckups make me smile, thank you, friends, if it ever gets bad just remember that somebody out there loves you

[Anonymous No.9762447]

>>9762429
showing emotion isn't effay. fuck off this board

[Anonymous No.9762522]

>>9759451
I am overweight, and I desperately try and dress well to make up for my physical appearance

[Anonymous No.9762545]

I like being a victim because I hate being rejected in life.

I probably developed some narcissistic tendencies and didn't have the fortitude to keep a friend or make a friend.

I'm 25 lbs overweight and I hate myself for it even though I'm a mesomorph and could drop this weight in a month. I like binge eating but I hate how I feel afterwards so I'd rather starve now.

[Anonymous No.9762630]

>>9762429
extremely lame blog post

[Anonymous No.9762661]

>>9760550
I've been there and done that, life is a cliche, why can't I be left alone with my niche hobbies that just happen to involve some fat guy half way around the world laughing with me

[Anonymous No.9762662]

>>9762447
Im just letting it out before I want to kill myself again

[Anonymous No.9762671]

>>9761044
>staring problem so I wear sunglasses
I have a fucked eye and you've just helped me hide it, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.9762758]

>>9759451
>I'm 22 and still a virgin
>I'm moderately attractive but I will never have a meaningful relationship due to social autism
>No matter how much weight I lose I always feel fat
>No matter what I do, I will never have a positive self-image

[Anonymous No.9762921]

>>9762758
watch nightcrawler. let it seep in

[Anonymous No.9762941]

>>9759500
>tfw you're becoming your own girlfriend
Genius

[Anonymous No.9762955]

Im 14

[Anonymous No.9762962]

>I like to buy clothes even though I'm a NEET and barely ever leave my home
>I want white hair
>I wish it was socially acceptable for guys to wear leggings
they're just so comfy, and leggings with a long shirt looks so good

[Anonymous No.9762979]

>>9762545
Willing to bet you cant drop the weight in a month you just say that shit to justify shit habits.

Nut up. Go alpha as fuck.

[Anonymous No.9762986]

>>9762962
Fucking faggots these days.

[Anonymous No.9763729]

>>9762979
Food is the only thing in my life that I can count on. I'm starting to hate the sensation of being full though. Still not committed to the weight loss.

[Anonymous No.9763809]

>>9760885
Yeah, find something you value in your free time
and stop being conditioned to think a fatpension is lifes goal

[reeeeeeeee (official /fa/ amba(...) !L7l54FaA2E No.9763811]

>>9762962
koishi

[Anonymous No.9763818]

>>9761394
some of /fa/
i mean don't listen to the newbs,

[reeeeeeeee (official /fa/ amba(...) !L7l54FaA2E No.9763856]

>>9761394
stop browsing then

[Anonymous No.9763897]

>>9759876
No bait, dude, you've just never cut hair before im sure. Don't expect yourself to be perfect at something the first time you do it.

[Anonymous No.9763945]

I'm too afraid to ask women out on dates.

I can tell women are into me, but I'm so crippled by the fear of rejection that I don't even try.

It would feel so good just to hear them say something along the lines of "I have a boyfriend" so I'd stop wasting my time fantasizing, I just can't bring myself to it though.

this perfecy girl started coming to my gym. Absolutely stunning, the most beautiful woman I have ever saw, short hair, 5'9" 110lbs, perfectly proportioned.

So fucking tired of being alone, next time I see her I'm going to just fucking go for it.

wish me luck /fa/

[reeeeeeeee (official /fa/ amba(...) !L7l54FaA2E No.9763954]

>>9763945
good luck anon

you have my blessing now

you can't pussy out anymore

[Anonymous No.9763961]

I was in this thread >>9763284
and wanted to know if BJJ is effay

>faggots wrestling in the ground

I consider that is the most effay martial art/ contact sport

[Anonymous No.9763976]

>>9763961
ignore. was trying to make a thread, I failed.

[Anonymous No.9763982]

>>9763954
you will never understand how much that means to me rexy.

I'll make you proud.

[Anonymous No.9764066]

>>9761348
fellow bulimic here. I've been feeling bloated and gross lately, and I feel too worthless to buy nice clothes since i've gained too much weight.

I'm just waiting death at this point and trying to figure out life.

>>9761720
You should just wear nice clothes, anon. That's what i learned in therapy because otherwise you're just punishing yourself and fueling your ED.

I used to only wear black, grey, and navy; and I felt much better when i started to allow myself to wear nicer clothes.

[Anonymous No.9764242]

>>9759583
Man I'm happy your a boy, because if you were a lonely ugly girl that does nothing but post on this online Japanese pottery barn magazine all day I would be sorta sad, I mean hell I think I'd kill myself if I were you. But your a boy right? So its fine, your just one of the hundreds of other losers with bipolar disorders and large collections of pictures of people and cartoons making faces right? Good thing you really are a boy right? I can't wait until you make your last post, and I think we booth know it's sooner rather then later.
>ambassador
>using a name on an anonymous board to grab attention as you spiral through bipolar emotions while shit posting like thousands of nobodies before you
>nothing will become of you
>you do not matter
>no body cares
>you seriously make me sad thinking of someone posting as much as you do

[Anonymous No.9764339]

>>9761575

this sounds like an existential crisis waiting to happen. That might sound bitter to you, but most of the people I know who were really happy/successful at the end of high school are getting mindfucked by the real world right now. Us sadbois know how to roll with the punches.

[Tripsk !!NfEoAU6E/r3 No.9764353]

I post anon like 60% of the time

>>9759451
Lucky for you, ADHD drug Vyvanse is now marketed as a treatment drug for binge eating disorder. If you want to find out how to get a Dx and an Rx to match, just check out the website that Vyvanse's developers bought and created for binge eating disorder awareness. It'll tell you exactly how to find a doctor willing to help you with your disorder*
https://www.bingeeatingdisorder.com/questions-to-ask.aspx

[sieg heil !szTe0VDR1w No.9764360]

>>9761669
protip: if your "long distance boyfriend" attends america's top rated party school and lowest ranking UC

chances are he's fucking around on you

[Anonymous No.9764369]

>>9759634
>i kind of enjoy being sad because it makes feeling happy that much better

Wow, that's oddly inspiring.

[Anonymous No.9764372]

>>9760359
not him, but I recently discovered that my affection for girls with short hair is probably rooted back to ghost's demi moore. she was stunning there and it struck me when I was a child.

[Anonymous No.9764405]

>I layer clothes and wear light jackets in most weather
>I exclusively wear 527's
>don't much care about most modern fashion trends
>it all looks like Chris Brown and Justin Bieber clothing to me
>I accidentally killed my gerbil today
>was a gift from ex, didn't want him much, but he was a gentle animal
>feels weird seeing an empty cage now
>miss the little fucker
>rest in peace, Mingus

The Emperor's New groove is a better movie than most movies to come out of Disney in the last decade.

I've never had ketchup or mustard. Nor do I plan to.

[Tripsk !!NfEoAU6E/r3 No.9764415]

>>9764353
I meant that last part as a joke because it's pretty awful it is to promote awareness of a disorder to push prescription drug use. Please don't take a stimulant to treat a disorder you're not sure you have. If you do have an eating disorder, I hope you can get help, maybe in the form of talk therapy or counselling? If the drug will work for you, you can try it too. I just don't think it should always be a first course of action

[Anonymous No.9764428]

>>9764405
>bootcut jeans
are you an elephant because that's the only creature I can see those complementing

[Anonymous No.9764452]

>I'm upper middle class and almost all my clothing is thrifted
>I wear a bright yellow The Hundreds jacket despite it looking like shit on white people
>I dig supreme
>my room has mounds of clothing on the floor
>I'm an evil tumblrina sjw
>I sometimes wear beanies in 70 degree weather

[Anonymous No.9764456]

>>9764405
aw thats sad rip lil guy

[Anonymous No.9764504]

>>9764428

The fit is comfortable and I have long legs.

I had to wear hand-me-down Wranglers as a kid and was made fun of for it. So, I prefer to wear pants that drape over my shoes a bit.

I never got into the look of boots worn with skinny jeans.

>>9764456

Thanks. I can take care of dogs and cats..just not tiny animals. I'm always afraid of scaring them or losing them.

I feel like fucking Lenny.

[Anonymous No.9764547]

>>9764360
Lowest ranking good lord
Berkeley>UCLA>SD>Davis=SB>Irvine>Santa Cruz>Riverside>Merced

[Anonymous No.9764559]

>>9764547
>>9764360
Got me too mad

[Anonymous No.9764565]

>>9764559

[Anonymous No.9764634]

>>9759500
I feel you, anon

>didn't care about fashion, wear generic emo grill clothes, have really long hair for most of life
>have first relationship with a confident but narcissistic and cocky androgynous girl who's attractive as fuck, but realtionship is long-distance
>all her fits are perfect
>completely worship and idolize her
>develop an interest in fashion and take a lot of inspo from her, partially because I want to impress her
>ohgodshe'sperfectican'tbelievethisishappeningtome
>fuck things up
>turns out romantic feelings weren't mutual
>shit gets messy
>have a really bad breakup, completely cut off from her
my depression became worse, and ever since then I've been trying to emulate and project her onto myself, I cut my hair really short, and now most of my wardrobe is androgynous

projecting elements of what I consider ideal (i.e. her) actually makes me feel better and more confident about myself, at least appearance-wise. but at the same time I've become more lethargic and unsociable overall
>tfw borderline NEET
b-but hey, at least I'm skinny and moderately attractive, right /fa/?

[reeeeeeeee (official /fa/ amba(...) !L7l54FaA2E No.9764640]

>>9764634
>at least I'm skinny and moderately attractive

I wouldn't be too sure about the latter

[Anonymous No.9764708]

>>9762758
Diet properly, workout, get good at something, realize everybody is lame and that there's an exchange of stimuli between what your body does and what your mind thinks. Start smiling, talk, don't over-think.
Write down your thoughts and analyze them, then summarize, assimilate and forget.

Think of yourself as a machine, know that your mind has a physiology and learn to recognize when you're not working as you should, don't take decisions when depressed, don't take your emotions too seriously, etc.

Emulate people that are confident. Look up the subject, look up rsdtyler and elliott hulse on youtube, filter and pick up what you need. Once you realize that you can set the tone of your relations, it turns easier.

[Anonymous No.9764734]

I deal with anorexia myself..

[Anonymous No.9764739]

>>9764640
You sound like you smell really bad :^)

[Anonymous No.9764758]

>>9761575
ucsb is great. parties literally everywhere, beautiful people everywhere, easy to get around, and amazing weather.

my advice as a 3rd year - the party and bro culture in ucsb gets tiring very fucking quickly. it's good to not overdo it your freshman year; have a good balance of studying and partying. i know quite a few people that dropped out because of their shit grades and lack of self control.

dump your gf, i'll save you the time and regret and say you two most likely aren't going to last. and most importantly wrap that shit up, stds are real as fuck here.

[Anonymous No.9764810]

>21 yo 5'11 White Male
>135lbs but still working in gains
>Was a manager for a finance but got demoted. I quit and no work part-time for my dad's business.
>Called handsome on a normal basis (thank you jawline)
>Have no problems talking to girls or making friends.

For some reason though, I'm constantly seeking other people's approval and am generally a sad person. Was seeing a 10/10 asian/white girl that graduated from UCLA and comes from a millionaire family. She recently told me I'm depressing to be around and blocked me on all social media and won't return calls/ttexts. I spent 2 days crying in bed...

[Anonymous No.9764868]

>>9760031
lel

[Anonymous No.9764873]

>I have mental illnesses!

Congrats?

[Anonymous No.9764931]

These threads always make me feel better about myself.

[Anonymous No.9764959]

>>9759451
>I lust for basic looking white bitches (not even ana ones; slightly chub ones!)
>I shop at H&M sometimes
>I bought an Apple Watch
>I wore a Pebble (plastic edition) for 6+ months
>I own a NorthFace
>I own Doc Martin creepers
> I have stretched ear lobes

[Anonymous No.9764990]

I'm really happy being a basic bitch and I can't wait until I'm 30 and I can embrace dadcore until Death finally drags me into hell by my chunky green sweatervest.

[Anonymous No.9765098]

>I'm 5'5, somewhat chubby, and I am a waiter.
>I own a lot of Supreme and Raf Simons but that's about it
>I play a lot of video games and like rap music

I give people fashion advice all the time on here and many take it with gratitude.

[Anonymous No.9765240]

>>9764758
>dump your gf, i'll save you the time and regret and say you two most likely aren't going to last
This. I know how hard it can be to do - much easier said than done, but trying to maintain a long distance relationship is not cool, and it's 100x worse in a college setting.
I've seen tons of college long distance relationships and they almost always end up in hell. College isn't the time for serious relationships. It's a good time to enjoy casual dating and learning about women.
Trust me on this, you will see plenty of relationship drama and if you pay enough attention youll notice how predicatable it gets.

[Anonymous No.9765806]

>>9759500
wow u just described me.

i try to dress nice like all these girls on here
http://death-by-elocution.tumblr.com/

but end up looking like a tom boy/lesbo so i balance it out by wearing skirts and tops from brandy melvillie so ppl still know im straight :(

im scared people will think im gay cause i always wear sneakers and basic looking clothing :/

[Anonymous No.9765994]

Sometimes I pretend to know more than I really do, or exaggerate past experiences(I don't much anymore because I actually have good ones now)

I lie about weed giving me headaches because I really just don't want to bother with it

I've lost 20+ lbs and am now 6'0 and 160 or 155 or less i havent check in ages. And somedays I dont eat, but I still feel fat

Im probably a huge sperg and act like a fucking moron sometimes

my girlfriend being feminist gets under my skin at times, i support equality, i don't support feminism.

I wish I was good at something. Im just so bland as a person it feels like.

Sometimes I feel like I had more friends when I was a fucking prick

I dont know how to sew

I probably look like shit

I can't pronounce some designers

I dont always brush my teeth

I wish i just had friends. Its been 2 years in university and I've made 1 friend.

I like bigroom EDM and pop,

I dont know what else, these are my insecurities that are spewing this out into text

[Anonymous No.9766025]

>>9760507
YES YES YES.
Mount and Blade will never be good again we just have to deal

[Anon Mitch No.9766030]

>>9765994
>support equality, not feminism
feminism is the movement for equality, it's just the bat-shit crazy women that wants "privileges" that gives it a bad name.

>i don't know how to sew
most people don't
cheer up and pick up a hobby

[Anonymous No.9766039]

>>9766030
>it's just the bat-shit crazy women
With anyone in their twenties, it's not so much that they're crazy, but that all the exposure to feminism they've had is the internet, which is pretty terrible all around for academic discourse, so they adopt a version of feminism that reaffirms a lot of the things feminists have spent decades arguing against.

[Anonymous No.9766042]

I'm told I should model frequently but I think that the people who tell me so are idiots and I'm socially inept, outside of my customer service personality for my job.

>depressed
>poor
>narcissistic

welcome to /fa/

[Anonymous No.9766048]

>girl who really understood and cared for me stopped loving me
>in and out of depression, don't really care about anything

I want to feel better but I don't know what to do. I can't handle not being with her. I love what I'm studying in university but because of her I don't feel motivated to do anything.

[Anonymous No.9766083]

>>9762278
well you should be sad, its not like your race its going to improve in the next 500 years, more like other races are going to get mixed to shit tier like indian and african

[Anonymous No.9766093]

>>9764405
how did you kill him?

[Anonymous No.9766095]

>>9766048
wow you are such a pussy... dump her, find another one better

[Anonymous No.9766103]

>>9766048
I feel you man shit is tough

[Anon !!hOT8SlNds65 No.9766125]

>>9759451
sounds like me but without the tripfag thing for obvious reasons and i buy on Zara instead of Forever 21

>i have very high standards due to the fact that i dress above avarage and i have a different taste than the regular joe
>i treat people like shit

[Anonymous No.9766139]

>>9760722
> Except for sex and love but you know damn well these two factors have a lot to do with your atractiveness.
They actually don't as much as you think, it's about confidence and knowing how to play that game.

[Anonymous No.9766156]

you're unhappy because the empty void is your stomach and you lack nutrients

[Anonymous No.9766160]

>>9764242
this post is truth

[Anonymous No.9766289]

>>9762030
Fuck. This is me. Eerily similar. How do you cope?

[Anonymous No.9766297]

>I actively believe in astrology which really fucks me up seeing as I tend to be a skeptical atheists in most metaphysical matters
>addicted to cough syrup and arylcyclohexylamines of all kinds
>actively contribute to the vaporwave/post-internet/corporate aesthetic scenes
>my fashion is, in one phrase, crusty witch house stoner with fur coats
>my role model is michael alig
>I deal DMT
>freshman in college and not prepared for the real world

[Anonymous No.9766350]

>>9761394
I just post anyway and take the heat. The bitchbois here can't say anything that would actually put me down. I like me too much. I'm wearing an obey hat atm because I liked the color and would rather wear that than supermeme.

[Anonymous No.9767831]

>>9762030
>tfw you ktf

[Anonymous No.9767957]

>>9766297
>role model is michael alig but submits self to "vaporwave" tier trends

you have potential, but find jesus please and thank you

[Anonymous No.9768140]

Thanks to /fa/ I'm only attracted to rail-thin girls. Even overweight girls look disgusting to me.

[Anonymous No.9768585]

>>9762338
this is fine sinks are like crotch level urinals

[Anonymous No.9768592]

>>9762758
Elliott?

[Anonymous No.9768603]

>>9768140
>fatphobia is /fa/'s fault

that shit is everywhere man

[Anonymous No.9768672]

>>9764959
>> I have stretched ear lobes
that's easily the worst out of all of them
shame on you

[Anonymous No.9768684]

>>9759451
when the fuck did Andreja Pejic get tits? God damn now i gotta jerk off to this shemale

[PlsSoduko !d2CR0Z05Kw No.9768831]

>>9762001
EAT SHIT

[Anonymous No.9768956]

I make "custom" clothing for myself because
A. It makes me feel important
and
B. I hate going into stores and buying clothes because I'm 311 lbs and omg even if they have a big and tall section everyone just stares at you and I fucking hate it.

I crossdress when I get depressed about my weight because if Ican't be handsome, I can damn sure be pretty in my own house!

My mom cuts my hair because everyone else fucks it up every single time so I just have her do it.

>>9760885

Can relate on trust issues and not liking being stared at. Are you shorter or something or come from a really skinny, stupid ass family? Most people I've seen wouldn't even glance at anything below 250, they sound like pricks.

[Anonymous No.9768998]

>>9764758
>>9765240
thanks anons, i figured it out. talked to her, we're not breaking up any time soon but come college time i'll be single and ready to mingle. me and gf will remain the best of friends while i crush mad gash

[Anonymous No.9769038]

i made the lamy thread

[Anonymous No.9769068]

>>9768956
damn thats a bummer
as much as it sucks just run
go late at night and just run
trust me after it feels amazing
lose weight and become confident
just dont make bullshit excuses

[Sieg heil !szTe0VDR1w No.9769093]

>>9768956
Eh, having your mom cut your hair is better than cutting it yourself.

When I was depressed I used to just sit there and shave it or cut it myself

[Anonymous No.9769095]

>>9760482
Can I stick my dick up your asshole then

[Anonymous No.9769106]

>>9760745
This is hardly a 60's style. Go to a frat and half of the members will be wearing something almost identical to this.

[Anonymous No.9769118]

Ive had sex with over 20 women in the past 5 years

[Anonymous No.9769126]

>>9760745
Does anybody know what shoes these are? They look like converse without the ugly toe cap and side sole.

[Anonymous No.9769127]

>>9769068
Oh, I actually have been for about five or six months now, have lost 35 lbs and still dropping, feels great. I'm learning how to eat a low-fat diet in moderation and such, so that's great too. It kinda sucks that I've got like a size 14 shoe and all that, but when I get the fat off at least I can walk in public with peeps being like "Whoa, that guy is HUGE! :D" instead of "Ew, that guy is huge...". I hate the "big boned" excuse people give, even if you're naturally big that doesn't mean you have an excuse to just not care.

But yeah, thank you for the tip. Helps whenever someone supports me, no matter how much or how little :)

[Anonymous No.9769135]

i wear the same two outfits every single day and i dont know why
I just feel uncomfortable switching, and I wash it of course.

[Anonymous No.9769139]

>>9761044
anon are you me

[-_^ Baby Kate ^_- !HItLer.Uws No.9769144]

>>9769139

No, you're a way bigger loser, actually :)

[Anonymous No.9769166]

>>9761575
I masturbated to your life

[Anonymous No.9769357]

>>9768998
bad play.
now that you've verbalized your plan she will have already started the process of either replacing you and/or playing extra sweet, thinking of schemes to get you to stay.
i'm sure that makes me seem like some fedora tipper, but trust me on this. i've seen it countless times. you can't just verbalize plans like that to girls, for the same reason you can't expect them to be 100% honest with you.

the best option in this scenario is to break up with her now. cut contact and focus on getting over her. it's the best, not the easiest. you took the easiest. but once it comes time to go to college you won't have such an easy time sticking to the script you just wrote.

tell her you're done, mean it, and then spend at least two months with absolutely minimal contact. it's in both of your best interest. otherwise you'll start your college life in hell.

i hope you take my advice. it's not easy, like i said, but you'll wish you stuck to it.
i know the "best friends" options sounds nice, but it's just not realistic. people change drastically in college. you'll see what i mean.

i'll be watching this thread if you need some advice.

[Anonymous No.9769439]

>>9768998
P R O U D O F Y O U. and good call, stick with her during the summer and have a blast.

ideally, break up with her a couple weeks before you move in. it'll be important during move in week that people know you're single. move in week is when you get to know everyone and they'll find out that you're available.

as the other anon said, it's obviously easier said than done. by the end of summer it'll be even harder, but know that long distance RARELY works, and it'll save you the regret of not living your ~freshman experience~ to the fullest.

enjoy ucsb, and congratulations on your acceptance. (don't fall off the cliff)

[Anonymous No.9769498]

>>9769126
Yeah i was wondering the same thing

Is that what my jack purcells would look like if i tore off the nose cap?

[Anonymous No.9769504]

>>9768684
The OP is schmegeh some anorexic tumblr user with a psycho fanbase. Andreja is mtf now, though.

[Anonymous No.9769896]

I kind of miss the recovery part of plastic surgery. Whilst it was going on I literally wanted to die (blowing my nose for the first time was so liberating) and getting the stitches out was brutal...but idk, waiting for all the bandages to come off then seeing the swelling go down in the following months is really exciting. The entire process is just so fun to me especially cause I go overseas. But it's very expensive obviously and I often think about what I could have done with the $. Move out again, car, even buy a shit load of clothes etc

I actually like my face/features, I'm a very unique mix and people compliment me often. I just want subtle additions. Definitely saving up to go back and I'm hoping it'll be the last in terms of major procedures. Even if you're getting subtle stuff done it's a very slippery slope if you keep going. After trip #2 I might just be like "fuck it, lemmie start saving up again"and that scares me a bit

[reeeeeeeee (official /fa/ amba(...) !L7l54FaA2E No.9769913]

>>9769896
oh my god

degeneracy is not effay

[Anonymous No.9769914]

>>9759500
but I do exist and it's funny I mainly date Asian men too

I had that look like a dyke phase, though. Ughhh.

And I still wear a lot of jeans/shorts/leggings.
But I love finding a dress I can wear. Skirts don't look good with my proportions.

The thing is, I prefer masculine men who work out. Sissy ass bitches can see themselves out

[reeeeeeeee (official /fa/ amba(...) !L7l54FaA2E No.9769926]

>>9769914
>Sissy ass bitches can see themselves out

this

[the great one No.9769929]

>>9769914
>dates asian men
>doesnt like sissy bitches
typical moron feminist

[Anonymous No.9769945]

>>9769929
Hey now, feminism today is piece of shit joke. Taking statistics without looking at extenuating circumstances that create the statistic in the first place.
Don't group me with those retards.

And just because Asian men aren't traditionally Western masculine doesn't mean they aren't at all.

Most of them that I've dated work out regularly, many lifting.
Where I live, unless they're the nerdy socially awkward type, they go to the gym.

Get your stereotypes and shove them.

[the great one No.9769953]

>>9769945
so you're just a common racemixer which is just as disgusting.

[reeeeeeeee (official /fa/ amba(...) !L7l54FaA2E No.9769956]

>>9769953
at least he's not a virgin like u

[Anonymous No.9769965]

>>9769953
Love mixing race.
Looking down at the hand I get told hold and seeing the contrast of my pale skin with his warm tan skin.

[the great one No.9769982]

>>9769965
racemixers are commonly ugly/mentally ill/victims of abuse so it doesnt bother me, ugly sub 100IQ peons like you dont breed.

>inb4 "im hot"

prove it.

>>9769956
you're so new, its embarrassing.

[Versace !!ad4WSNhO9kO No.9769990]

>>9769982
requesting velcros on ass pic

[Anonymous No.9770002]

>>9769982
Delete it fat

[Anonymous No.9770010]

I'm
>fat
>poorfag
>NEET
>multiple mental issues
>not effay at all

I'm here to learn though. And working on the rest.

[reeeeeeeee (official /fa/ amba(...) !L7l54FaA2E No.9770012]

>>9770010
>fat
>poorfag
>NEET
>multiple mental issues
>not effay at all

you are the scum that is killing /fa/

i bet you make funny jokes about clown boots and hipster pants

[Anonymous No.9770013]

>>9770010
forgot
>5'7" manlet
>very rare hair, keep it shaved
>can't grow a beard

pls kill me now ;_;

[reeeeeeeee (official /fa/ amba(...) !L7l54FaA2E No.9770019]

>>9770013
how old are you

[Anonymous No.9770025]

>>9769896
TAKE ME WITH U

[Anonymous No.9770026]

>be white girl
>love traditional garb from Eastern cultures
>including head scarves, saris, kimonos, hanboks, and Thai stuff
>wish I could work the elements into outfits
>can never wear them without religious association or looking like an autist or having a social justice warrior telling me I'm appropriating culture

Why does American fashion have to be so rigid?

[the great one No.9770031]

>>9770026
why dont you embrace your own traditional european garbs you fucking coon worshiper

[fatfvck No.9770036]

>>9770012
I don't actually. I love skinny jeans, can't wait to lose weight so I can be able to wear them. also I never say "hipster", what the fuck is this, 2010? not sure which sneakers you're referencing but I like most of what is considered effay here.

I mean I know where you're coming from but I'm not that kind of fat fuck. I'm here to mostly just ask questions and save inspo.

>>9770019
22

[Anonymous No.9770039]

>>9770031
Because Irish, Scottish, and German traditional clothing is ugly. It's not elegant. The fabrics aren't intricately beautiful with delicate detailing.

Why are you such a bad troll?

[ⓒⓗⓛⓞⓔ-ⓕⓘⓔⓝⓓ !ZxCHLOeFEI No.9770049]

>>9770012

Wow why are you being such a dick?

A lot of peeps on 4chan are NEETs, and I guarantee that after you get out of high school you'll be a NEET for a couple months...whether that will happen between college or after is up in the air.

I was a NEET for 2-3 months and it was absolutely a huge introspective phase that gave me a new perspective on life.

[the great one No.9770051]

>>9770039
why do you assume im trolling? a white woman wearing the garbs of shitskins and niggers is repulsive to me, it ought to be to you as well.

how many sexual partners have you had? i am sure theres a correlation here.

[Anonymous No.9770052]

>>9770051

[the great one No.9770058]

>>9770052
yeh, high amount of sexual partners, wears the garbs of shit, nothing to see here. another soon to be barren cat lady feminist whore who dies alone.

[Anonymous No.9770068]

>>9770058
awwww good boy. Here, let me give you another reply <3

[Anonymous No.9770079]

>>9759500
damn anon you're really cute

[Anonymous No.9770118]

>>9766297
How do i get the dxm buzz back?
It's just ok now.

[Anonymous No.9770142]

>>9770118
move on to a non highschool tier drug, it's time, let go

[reeeeeeeee (official /fa/ amba(...) !L7l54FaA2E No.9770169]

>>9770036
22 is fine
as long as you're making an effort to improve yourself

better now than never

[Anonymous No.9770248]

>>9770142
MXE isnt always available though and everything else is expensive.

[Anonymous No.9770249]

>>9770248
Every other disassociative*

[Anonymous No.9770298]

>>9759500
I am similar but I am bisexual

I like people who are androgynous whether they be guys or girls more so than manly men or girly girls

[Anonymous No.9770325]

>sometimes I wish I was black so I could rock kanyes fits

[Anonymous No.9770328]

>>9770325
>sometimes I wish I was Kanye so I could rock kanyes fits
You can't pull of his fits if you're not him, ffs how do the dickriders not get this?

[Anonymous No.9770356]

>>9770328
nigga please his fits are nothing special at all, that's probably the reason people like his 'fashion sense' so much, it's so down to earth most of the time anyone can rock his fits

[Anonymous No.9770366]

>>9759451
>I glorify eating disorders
>Also I aint got no type....... bad bitches is the only thing that I like

[Anonymous No.9770378]

>>9770079
Cute. are you high?

[Anonymous No.9770477]

>I am stuck wearing mostly black and am forever in an edgy faggot phase
>look like a homeless gothic heroin user
>trying to get good at /fa/ so I can build enough confidence to talk to others and gain a mate

>>9759500
you're beautiful. These girls exist in droves, do you like white girls at all?

[Koishi !pLTRgi57TU No.9770531]

everytime I see a repost of some horribly photoshopped pic of me on here or my room pics it brings a smile to my face because it proves that I'm alive and people remember who I am. they care enough to save pictures of me and my room to their hardrive. thinking of how they took up a portion of their mundane lives to save/photoshop/edit these pictures fills me with immense joy I just can't help myself. even though it's not much I wasted a part of their life and they'll never get those seconds/minutes back. ever.
(^:

[Anonymous No.9770537]

>>9770378
no, are you?

[Anonymous No.9770916]

have stretch marks from childhood obesity.
parents were dumb-fucks knew nothing about nutrition.
Finally in shape but still have the scars.
Don't like tattoos but may have to use to hide them

[Anonymous No.9770949]

I love runway stuff, but wear nearly nothing but ragged flannel jackets that are older than I am and plain white tees.

[Anonymous No.9770955]

>friends discussing jeans
>ask me how often I wash mine
>"once every 5 months"
>they call me a disgusting weird faggot and say they wash theirs every weekend
>mfw

[Anonymous No.9770960]

>>9770955
lie nigga

no one is gonna know,

[Anon Mitch No.9770963]

>>9770955
your friends are wrong and will have color faded jeans before they know it.

[Anonymous No.9771050]

>>9761394
nothing wrong with that, you're accurate. it's still possible to read between the lines, or appreciate the board as a whole though

>>9766350
>obey
not even once

[Anonymous No.9771059]

>>9769953
>>9769965
racemixer here also, i am pale skelly and my gf has beautiful mocha skin. The contrast when we are next to each other is so nice

only negative is that black males look at me with daggers in their eyes whenever i leave the house with her

[Anonymous No.9771064]

>>9770955
The five month thing is bullshit anyway.

>>9770963
Nothing you do can stop denim from fading, shy of never wearing any. The tendency for indigo to crock depends on the fabric and dye used.

[Anon Mitch No.9771073]

>>9769953
>hate us cuz they ain't us

>>9771064
washing it every weekend doesn't help if anything, fades it faster. It's also unnecessary unless you're a very unhygienic person

[Anonymous No.9771090]

>>9770955
>>9771064
>>9771073
i have never washed my current pair of black jeans (6 months in)

if they don't smell, why bother?

[🐦P 🐦I 🐦 G🐦 F🐦 U 🐦 C🐦 K 🐦 No.9771110]

>>9771059
Miscegenation is the worst crime any human can possibly commit. It is robbery of one's offspring of a race, culture, country, people and heritage. There are no excuses for miscegenation, it is a crime to both your race and your offspring. The mongrels are deprived of something so basic as a race, things their parents had handed to them for fucking nothing. Miscegenation is truly shameless and the highest form of race-treason. These faggots who miscegenate are so fucking shameless, selfish and immoral that they not only will betray their race, but also rob their offspring just because they 'feel like it' or 'muh dick' or whatever the fuck. Miscegenation is the most horrid crime one can possibly commit against their race. There is no excuse for the infinitely damaging and permanent damnation of one's offspring to an existence void of pride in once race, the greatest form of pride the forge of history has produced, that is miscegenation.

[Anonymous No.9771182]

>>9759509
Get leg extension surgery

[Anonymous No.9771249]

>>9771110
Ahaha. If I marry my brown girlfriend and have a kid I'm fucking my kids life over? Please, I'm pretty sure it's easier to be prideful of a diverse culture than it is to be of a single race. Being part Greek and part Indian wouldn't give my kid any biological advantages but if we're both fine with it I don't see any huge problems my kid would face?

[Anonymous No.9771257]

>>9759500
I know that feel all to well, anon. All the qt tomboy girls I meet are lesbians. life is suffering

[🐦P 🐦I 🐦 G🐦 F🐦 U 🐦 C🐦 K 🐦 No.9771261]

>>9771249
>Please, I'm pretty sure it's easier to be prideful of a diverse culture than it is to be of a single race
based on what?

>problems my kid would face?
why dont you stop being a dumb faggot and who some research? howd you find 4chan? someone hand you a piece of paper with the url written on it?

the psychological and neurological ailments suffered by mixed children are well documented.
start here, straight from the horse's mouth.
http://www.reddit.com/r/hapas/

i honestly dont care what you though, you sound like an insufferable retard.

[Anonymous No.9771265]

>>9771110
Fine then

Kick me asshole
Komuheda

[Anonymous No.9771276]

>>9771110
>>9771261
lol not the guy that quoted you but my girlfriend is already mixed. any genetics testing would quickly reveal nobody actually knows shit about their actual genetic ancestry. i guarantee your genes are "tainted."

my children aren't going to be as stupid as you so they won't have any problems with their internal construct of grouping everything into "us vs them" and so they won't trip up over retarded things like this. i know i don't.

(i have fully stereotypical aryan genes and i look forward to mixing them)

[🐦P 🐦I 🐦 G🐦 F🐦 U 🐦 C🐦 K 🐦 No.9771288]

>>9771276
/yawn

[Anonymous No.9771310]

>>9771261
>taking bait

[🐦P 🐦I 🐦 G🐦 F🐦 U 🐦 C🐦 K 🐦 No.9771316]

>>9771310
lurkers read, all can benefit from education and elucidation.

[Anonymous No.9771476]

I'm too afraid to ask anyone if I'm ugly or not, amd no one will say. Sometimes I see people staring at me, especially kids.

[Anonymous No.9771491]

>>9770248
dissociatives bad 4 tha brain

[Anonymous No.9771508]

>>9771265

superior edition

[Anonymous No.9771511]

>>9759634
as long as you dont watch moeblob shit

[Anonymous No.9771521]

>>9770118
I want my magic back too ;_;

[Anonymous No.9771531]

>>9771511
I don't

[Anonymous No.9771561]

I'm browsing /fa/ at work as part of a self sabotage scheme to get my canned of my corporate job and put strain on a sexless marriage.

[Anonymous No.9771566]

>Come out to everyone in my life as gay
>Dress twink af
>Am realising that I'm bi
>No girl wants a fag unless she's tumblr af and no thanks to that shit.

[Anonymous No.9771787]

>>9765994
Fuck. Up until the EDM thing I thought you were me.

[Anonymous No.9771845]

>>9770049
Spoken like a true normie.

[Anonymous No.9771868]

>always though as myself as straight
>never had urges up until I joined the Air Force
>one guy has been on my radar for YEARS
>I always get nervous when I'm around him, can't muster up the courage to speak to him alone sometimes
>we both end up in the same job position
>one night we are looking at our radars
>notice he fell asleep
>walk up to him to try and wake him up
>he looks too adorable sleeping
>do his job for the rest of the night while doing mine so he doesn't get in trouble
>when he wakes up he's clearly embarassed and buys me coffee and breakfast
>was about to ask him if he wants to go on a date with me
>suddenly his phone rings
>it's his fiancé
>she's gorgeous as fuck
>realize I'm a faggot falling for a straight guy
>transfer to a different station because I can't stand seeing him anymore


pic related, he's so /fa/ sometimes it hurts

[Anonymous No.9772027]

>>9771868
Wow he looks so Alpha

[Anonymous No.9772035]

>>9771868
he seems the type to almost beat a man to death for crashing a car through his garage and then verbally beating down a racist cop

[Anonymous No.9772040]

>>9771868
Damn son it looks like he's the type of guy that surrounds himself with 5 other people that are as good as him. He sure knows what he's doing.

[Anonymous No.9772042]

>>9771868
He looks like he'd be good at fucking up flawless runs, you get me?

[Anonymous No.9772052]

>>9771868
Ayy bby you lookin fiiiiiineeeeeeeeeeeeeee, wanna come to me to exod-- exotic islands where we can charge our fusi-- phones?

[Anonymous No.9772056]

>>9771868
He looks like he'd post pink haired anime girls in secret

[Anonymous No.9772058]

>>9771868
shiiieeet, guy looks like he'd be the first to do something as part of a group.

[Anonymous No.9772060]

>>9771868
I bet he has a soft voice when calm and a deep intimidating aggressive voice when he's worked up

[Anonymous No.9772066]

>>9771868
OMG so cute!

Wanna go out for a drink?

I have the cutest yellow teacup you can use!

[troalpost !!M/8ntLE+we3 No.9772082]

I'm becoming uninterested in holding interest in "normal" conversations and topics with people anymore.Hanging out with hobos and dealermen is becoming an increasingly regular occurrence as of late and I now only wear 2 variations of an outfit as of recent even though I binge-purchase clothes

How do i get back in2 the social game with guys and girls /fa/?

[troalpost !!M/8ntLE+we3 No.9772098]

>>9771561
nigga dump her

[Anonymous No.9772100]

>>9771868
Maybe it was your destiny for you to be a loser faggot.

[Anonymous No.9772113]

>>9771868
Looks like it wasn't your Destiny to be his Guardian.

Honestly though, there will always be more fish in the pond. Maybe you should have a seat and it some Chexx Cereal.

[Anonymous No.9772117]

>>9771868
Nigga I know I'd be leaving stains for him

[Anonymous No.9772121]

>>9771868
he sounds like a massive nerd

[Anonymous No.9772124]

>>9771868
He an enji or what?

[Anonymous No.9772126]

>>9771868
just cuz he has a fiance doesnt mean he loves her...

[Anonymous No.9772132]

>>9771868
I'd don my dong for him ;)

[Anonymous No.9772138]

>>9771868
woah you seem like the kind of guy who would suck dick at a shared world shooter and brag about it

[Anonymous No.9772139]

>>9771868
This guy looks like he doesnt even have an adam's Apple. Spear that faggot.

[Anonymous No.9772144]

>>9771868
I'd Ian my Isa for his Jack and suck his Carlos with his Danethony with a Jayson.

[Anonymous No.9772145]

>>9771868

I bet he's one of the elite too.

[Anonymous No.9772156]

>>9771868
Who's this cock ROC?

[Anonymous No.9772157]

>>9771868
He's reading this right now, time to speak your heart anon.

[Anonymous No.9772172]

>>9772157
>>9772156
>>9772145
>>9772144
>>9772139
>>9772138
>>9772132
>>9772126
>>9772124
>>9772121
>>9772117
>>9772113
>>9772100
>>9772066
>>9772060
>>9772058
>>9772056
>>9772052
>>9772042
>>9772040
>>9772035
>>9772027

w...what?

Oh god I'm so fucking humiliated. I'm sorry Jace I really am

[Anonymous No.9772176]

>>9772172
well idk about everyone else, but you're my black wax idol :)

[Anonymous No.9772180]

>>9772172
This is so cute.

[Anonymous No.9772197]

>>9772172

Hands off my married roommate, Nathan.

[Anonymous No.9772198]

>>9772172
Easy there man. Relax, shit happens and this will pass. You'll find another, everyone does.

[Anonymous No.9772204]

>>9772172
>>9772176

[Anonymous No.9772208]

>>9772172
>I'm so fucking humiliated
>tfw

[Anonymous No.9772209]

>>9772172
It's fine, he won't be mad.

It's not like you crashed your car into his garage or anything right?

LOL

[Anonymous No.9772222]

>>9772172
it's okay, ur baby is a hero

[Anonymous No.9772235]

>>9772204
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll still have some secret "handshakes" every now and then ;)

[Anonymous No.9772238]

>>9772222
A heroic shitter more like

[Anonymous No.9772268]

>>9771868
Wow I bet he likes to get carried alot!

[Anonymous No.9772283]

The fuck is wrong with you people? It's. Not. Him. Jesus fucking Christ.

[Anonymous No.9772350]

>>9772283
what?

[Anonymous No.9772454]

>>9772172
>>9771868
i don't get the jokes being made

[Anonymous No.9772493]

>>9770025
Yes tbh I'm trying to peer pressure a friend of mine to come too so with 3 people we can pool $ and rent a penthouse

[Anonymous No.9772702]

>>9771868
I'd give him a jolder's hammering if you know what I mean...

[Anonymous No.9772810]

>>9771868
I bet he casts a divine shadow.

[Anonymous No.9773116]

>>9772454
The guy in the picture plays Destiny with a group of people. The game has a thread on /dg/, and the guy in the picture posts there from time to time. As for the jokes..That's a long one to explain.

[Anonymous No.9773636]

>>9771868
I heard he's a real human l3ean