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9745038 No.9745038[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Heterosexuality is the least /fa/ sexuality

>> No.9745041

real rap

>> No.9745045

too played out

>> No.9745050

nice thread faggot

>> No.9745056

i think i'm asexual. it's gotten to where i just hang with women and shit, but i never get intimate. it feels kind of sad. i mean i have had a relationship but i never let it flourish and it just died out on its own. it only gets to where i want to talk about things that interest them, but it never interests me and it's only out of courtesy. i always reserve my own thoughts to myself.

is this just me being a dick?

>> No.9745060

>>9745056
This is me too

>> No.9745062

heterosexuality is literally the rick owens of sexual orientations

it's embarrassing, i'd rather be a huge phaggot

>> No.9745073

I thought we discussed clothes on this board.

>> No.9745074

>>9745056
>>9745060
sexless losers rationalizing themselves because they're not sucking on that titty.

yeah keep telling yourself that.

bisexual is the most /fa/ because they're the most confident in both sexualities. :^)

shame im straight :( just thinking about sucking a dick makes me gag

>> No.9745083

>>9745074
>sexless losers rationalizing themselves because they're not sucking on that titty.

what is there to rationalize? i already said i was in a relationship. it's a matter of want, not can.

>> No.9746450

>>9745038
tbh

>> No.9746456

>>9745038
But it's also the most fulfilling

>> No.9746473

>>9745083
if it's out of your control and it's not your decision, it's not a matter of want.

>> No.9746475

>>9745038
since /fa/ is gay as fuck, sure heterosexuality is not /fa/ at all.

>> No.9746496

>>9745038
>not fucking girls who look like boys

>> No.9746638

>>9746496
Mmmn

>> No.9747002

>>9745038
Degeneracy isn't effay

>> No.9747156

>>9747002
neither are fedoras :-)

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9747163

>OP just after making this thread

>> No.9747165

>>9745038
heterosexuality is countercultural nowadays, so I'd say it's pretty /fa/

>> No.9747168

I made the decision I wanted to take poz loads and would accept seroconverting long before I ever did meth. The decision was simple -- get my hole used like the cumdump it is and take all loads I can find (which I do, no guy turned down, poz or neg). I've taken probably 300 poz since I stopped using condoms 5 years ago and am still testing neg. This is even after a couple of times with high viral load guys and having them rough up my hole a multitude of ways before hand (toothbrush, dildo, fingers). The first time I did meth wasn't some huge transformation -- i'm a nasty fucking pig when I'm completely sober. Doing meth, though, amplified it even further. Instead of selecting tops to breed me, I'd blindfold myself and be ass up for random guys I'd invite and never see on Craigslist. A couple of months ago, I got high, took 10 anon loads and then went to Cumunion where I was blindfolded in a sling and took another 40 in one night. For those of us that are total pigs, love poz cum, and love getting bred, meth simply makes it better. I can't wait to watch this movie -- nothing like a bunch of nasty fuckers getting spun and breeding holes (hope some of the bottoms are neg and taking some poz cum). BTW, I got fucked by 5 poz tops last night completely sober...hopefully one of the loads will take and I can finally get my biohaz tattoo.

>> No.9747171

>i'm a biker living in london UK, and i've discovered 3 major ways of pozzing up unsuspecting negs. the first i discovered by accident when i was fuking a guy and the condom broke. i said i was sorry, and i was. but later on it made me smile. then i was doing another guy, and the condom broke when i put it on. i fuked him anyway, feeling guilty and horny as hell at the same time. then i started pricking the rubbers in their packets, so that when i started fuking, they'd split. but this doesn't always work, so now, to be extra sure, i go to clubs with a pair of nail scissors, pick up a handfull of condoms, go to the loo (john), sit down and carefully cut open the packets, remove the condoms and snip a bit off the tip. the i roll it back up and slide it back into the packet. then i look for guys who are into safer sex only. i've done 100's of guys using this method over the years.

the second method is more work, but more fun. i chat up negs on-line who want to bareback with other negs, i say, 'i tested neg 1 month ago. i think because i only top, i've always tested neg'. if they want, i tell them i'll pull out before shooting. i never do. there's loads of guys into being fuked by a guy in bike leathers and crash helmet, so i do them like that the first time, then i get more intimate, smiling, and kissing passionately. i make sure i fuk them at least 5 times, then i stay in touch with them to see how they get on. i've done about 20 guys using this method over the years, and i've only failed once. when they tell me they've tested poz i say, 'o god! how did that happen? do you think i should get tested too?' thank god for chat rooms. they can't see how much i'm smiling.

>> No.9747175

>I had been attempting to get breed for a while now. I have been going to an adult book store and movie house. I have sucked many a cock to completion as well as getting fucked in the Gay theater. Several guys over the past few yrs have told me they were poz but it never took. my doc had been checking my blood on a regular basis for HIV but had had no luck. He knew I had been trying for a while so he has filled me in with all the bad stuff that goes along with it.

>Here last yr I was at the theater sucking some serious cock and going from guy to guy. I finished and went into the bathroom and sat down by the urinal. in walked this black guy and saw me. Smiled and said that this was my lucky day. I asked why and he said u will find out. He walked in front of me and undid his pants. No uns so his 9 inch cock fell out semi hard. He said that he had to piss so I opened up wide. he filled my mouth right away as some of his piss ran out over my lips as I swallowed. He shoved it in m mouth so I would not make a mess. I swallowed every drop and continued to suck his cock hard. I was naked and had my clothes beside me.

>Once hard he had me up on my feet and bent over rubbing my ass and asshole with his fingers. I was moaning and needed room so we went back out into the theater in the open corner. He bent me over the chair as I pulled my ass cheeks apart he inserted his cock in my ass in one big push tearing my ass hole some. Every one in the theater was watching us and cheering. He was pounding me hard and leaned over whispering in my ear that I was going to get breed with his poz load. RIGHT THEN HE SHOT HIS LOAD DEEP IN MY ASS. He left his cock in my ass until he was totally soft. He pulled out and there was a bloody mess on his dick. He smiled so I cleaned his cock with my mouth. He asked me how it felt to be poz.I was not sure I believed him at first but he gave me his schedule when he was going to be at the theater.

>> No.9747177

whyyyy hasn't pigfuck been forever ip banned yet

>> No.9747195

There was a memeking, that went to /fa/ too much, since he couldn‟t afford Rick Owens, he called one of his servants to help him found the perfect fit. The man shows him all the clothes there was, all varietes of memestyles, from palewave to lunarcore. Nothing pleased the king, so he decided that he was going to dress himself, and he did. He quickly called his servant and ask for his opinion. “sick fit bro”, he said.
The king pleased, called his maid, and asked her what she thought of his fit.
“LONDON
O
N
D
O
N", she answered.
He, feelling dope, went to the closest party to show off. All the people from the kingdom of Fedoraland were there, from the smallest nigga, to the highest nigga; they smoked too much weed. “THERES NO SUCH THINK AS 2 MUCH WEED BRAH 4/20 BLAIZE IT FAGGET ”, said one of them; and all nodded in agreement. All the niggas were talking about the king‟s sickfit. But no one dared to say something. “THAT BITCH IS NAKED YO”, suddenly said one NEET kid. Everybody realised, and started laffin at the king. The king felt ashamed and runned away to his palace. They didn‟t know that the kid liked it better that way.

>> No.9747223

>>9747177
he knows how to switch ips w a proxy or something

its the cancer killing /fa/

>> No.9747236

i wanted the aids so i fukked one guy with aids with no condom upvote if you agree, bye thanks

>> No.9747240

>>9745074
>just thinking about sucking a dick makes me gag

Getting a head start on your deepthroat training, good idea. Boys love it when i gag with their cock in my throat, apparently it feels great.

>> No.9747247

>>9747195
I'm not gonna even read all of this but it sure does look like autism

>> No.9747291

>>9747163
What is a poz cock?