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9719377 No.9719377 [Reply] [Original]

You're walking back home with your bag of groceries (including some luncheon meat and a jug of Sunny Delight that clash horribly with your fit) when suddenly, this guy leaps in front of you, brandishes his staff menacingly, and shouts:
"OI M8 DROP YER WOLLET B4 I SMACK YER GABBER!"

what do you do?

>> No.9719389

>>9719377

I pull my big black dick out and rape this kid

>> No.9719417
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9719417

I throw my groceries at him and vanish in the surrounding shadows. Astonished by my sudden disappearance, he doesn't realize that I am already behind him, until he feels the cold touch of my Sruli Recht shark skin gloves on his neck, which I snap off. He collapses to the ground.

I gaze at his lifeless body for a second. Before dashing back into the shadowy arteries of the city, I whisper:

"Nothin personnel, kid."

>> No.9720298

Take the fucking thing from him and beat him over the head with it. Then bend down next to him and whisper: "Autism clown shoes"

>> No.9720348

>>9719417
but you cant snap a neck like that. this isnt hollywood m80

>> No.9720381

>>9720348
Don't underestimate his power, fool.

>> No.9720393

>>9719377
i wonder what his parents think

>> No.9720420

>>9720393
he has a body pillow of his waifu, collects dolls of her, and sleeps with them.

They don't give a shit

>> No.9720811

>>9719417
what is that image from?

>> No.9720829

>>9719417
>personnel

Kek

>> No.9720876

>>9719377
Id smash his fucking face in.

>> No.9720889

I yell allahu akbar and detonate my bomb.