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post your face

>> No.9651792
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9651792

Hi!

>> No.9651804
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>>9651371

You look like Blake

>> No.9652749

>>9651804
he IS blake

>> No.9652763
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be gentle

>> No.9652780

>>9651371
hi blake

>>9651792
hi liz

>>9652763
hi squished mats

>> No.9652782

>>9652763
whoa havaent been here in a minute cant believe this thnig is still here

>> No.9652792

>>9652782
i'm a human being not a "thing"

>>9652780
hi

>> No.9652810

>>9652763
You look like Robb Stark with cerebal palsy

>> No.9652813
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9652813

>>9651371

>> No.9652837

>>9652813
Gr8 meme, this is just the place for it

>> No.9652839

>>9651371
why would you take a picture at such an unflattering angle

>> No.9652841

>>9651371
I like your face, I want to skateboard and make music with you

>> No.9652846
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>> No.9652869

>>9652846
you look funny, not like *you look funny* but like you would be fun to hang out with

>> No.9652885
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>>9652869
Am I?

>> No.9652888

>forcing your jawline out this hard

You look like an autistic, acne ridden version of Justin Hawkins, Id suggest suicide.

>> No.9652890
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>> No.9652894

>>9652890
kek

>> No.9652899
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9652899

Rate me

>> No.9652908

>>9652899
>1428059049622.jpg
totally not saved off here

>> No.9652910

>>9652846
pluck unibrow

>> No.9652946
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9652946

I need hair help. Trying to find product to style it back with

>> No.9652947

>>9652888
this

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9652956

>>9651371

>> No.9652979
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>> No.9653032

>>9652956
JUST

>> No.9653056

>>9652979
You pull that mustache off really well.

>> No.9653071
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9653071

>> No.9653081

>>9651371
vektroid?

>> No.9653093

>>9652979
i want a mustache but i dont have the balls to do it

>> No.9653096

>>9653071
gay

>> No.9653117

>>9652894
*nek

>> No.9653126

>>9652763
I get that this pic is meme status but how did it get to that?

>> No.9653143

>>9653056
>>9653093
Thanks guys. And I grew out my beard for about 8 weeks first, then shaved it, kept the mustache.
Now I usually groom it pretty simply, hot water, fingers and a comb. I also wax it in the morning so it keeps a bit of a shape. I keep it trimmed too, because it looks pretty goofy and comical if you let it grow out to where you have a fully circular curl. This way it's pretty good, not too distracting on my face but still adds a little visual interest, because I would say that my face is decent, certainly not offensive, but also not particularly attractive in any way.

>> No.9653173

>>9653143
do you get compliments on it?

>> No.9653177

>>9653173
Almost every day. Smiles, questions, all kinds of things. Sometimes girls give me a hard time about it, but I've given some of them mustache rides after the fact, so I'm sure it was just their way of flirting.

>> No.9653187

>>9653177
im just worried about all the shit i'd get from my family if i go full mustache. but damn bro, again, you really pull it off well

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>>9653187
I've also sported the moustache with a shaved head.

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>>9652763

>> No.9653266
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>> No.9653344

>>9652763
pretty sure i've seen you in other selfie threads

>> No.9653494

>>9653204
anthony fantano

>> No.9653499

>>9653071
palewave meme sweater

>> No.9653513

>>9653494
Eerily close to my roommate's name

>> No.9653517
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>> No.9653553

>>9653204
internet busiest mustache nerd

>> No.9653566
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9653566

I think I look ugly as fuck.

>> No.9653574

>>9653513
kek

>> No.9653602 [DELETED] 
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9653602

Babby's first makeup.

>> No.9653607

>>9653602
Very Ariel Pink-esque. Nice

>> No.9653634

>>9653602
ploz b e london

>> No.9653640
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9653640

Be gento

>> No.9653646
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>> No.9653647

>>9653566
you look like an actor out of CSI or somthing, p good, i think you'd pull off officeworker-core quite well, do u lift?

>> No.9653679

>>9653566

And you'd be right

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>> No.9653729 [DELETED] 
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>> No.9653739

>>9653729
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>> No.9653760

>>9653266
8/10 marry me qt (DAT OBTUSE ANGLE JAWLINE).

>> No.9653762

>>9653760
dude she's clearly a mouth breather ok? lay it off!

>> No.9653764

>>9653204
Braum?

>> No.9653765

>>9653762
>no receded chin
>no man chin
>no receded jawline
>not jabba the hug neck
>distinct jawline
YOU ARE WRONG

>> No.9653782

>>9653765
That is pretty obviously a receded chin

>> No.9653785
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>> No.9653787

>>9653695
rate me or u scared /fa/??? clearly have most swag itt

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>>9653785

>> No.9653791

>>9653782
Bro, any further and we'll get to neanderthal/frilled lizard tier. Jaws that poke out too much look square and boxlike.

>> No.9653793

>>9653787
You're a fucking beaner.

>> No.9653798

>>9653787
fat face

>> No.9653807
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>>9651371

pls no bully

>> No.9653819

>>9653566
you look like you'd sound like michael shannon

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>>9651371
be nice ty

>> No.9653832

You look like that faggot from /n/. I'd fuck you and you have nice legs

>> No.9653833

>>9653513
Is your room mate anthony fantana?

>> No.9653834

>>9653126
this guy just kept posting his face in the hair general and people would post it in every hg and eventually any other head related thread

>> No.9653845

>>9652890
>>9653640
Cute

>> No.9653848

>>9653824
Tfw you will never have q asian bf

>> No.9653852

>>9653848
Could be possible if you're female and live in Aus :3.

>> No.9653854

>>9653824
why are the features on your right side slightly further down

>> No.9653855

it's like i'm on /soc/ and ppl circle jerking each other

>> No.9653856

>>9652763
You'd be 8/10 if your head was a bit narrower and jaw a bit longer.

>> No.9653860

>>9653854
I've been trying to work that out myself. Weird thing is, if both sides of my face looked like my left, or right, it'd look good, but on most photos the asymmetry makes it look odd (smile is asymmetrical, one cheek becomes a bit more smiley).

I think it's either that I chew food on one side of the mouth, or I preferred sleeping on my left or right side at different times in life.

>> No.9653863

>>9653855
No, /soc/ is people giving good ratings to uggos and getting mad at others for calling people ugly.

>> No.9653865

>>9653860
some ppl have asymmetrical faces
only autistics can tell your face isn't perfectly symmetrical so don't worry about it too much

>> No.9653871

>>9653865
I'm not worried at all lol, it's hard to notice. Just a bit irritated at the lack of symmetry. Lazy eyes, jaw and the lips (result of bad teeth) mess with me the most. It's all slight though, so I don't mind. Most people are asymmetrical anyways, I don't think it's naturally possible to be perfectly symmetrical.

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>>9653865
symmetrical only matters if you're good looking to begin with. If you're ugly it doesn't matter how symmetrical your face is

>> No.9653899

>>9653893
sadly not a lot of ppl are good looking so my point still stands
and if you are good looking you won't be on 4chan or /fa/ :^)
you fuckin hentei jerking neet piece of fuck

>> No.9653900

>>9653899
You must be really ugly to get so mad all of a sudden.

>> No.9653907

>>9653900
nah you see this? ' :^) '
this is expressing my facial expression at the exact moment I was typing out the post.
How could I been possibility be mad if I was smiling?
You fuckin anime watching fat fuccboi
checkm8 m8 :^)

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>> No.9653910

>>9653908
Pre-op south korean?

>> No.9653911

>>9653910
south east chinese

funny cause at the china and japan airports I overheard the customs officers guessing ethnicity with each other and they said korean as well lol

>> No.9653915

>>9653911
Hokkien?

>> No.9653921

>>9653915
well, my dad speaks teochew, from the Guangzhou area

idk where my mum comes from/ethnicity but I think it's a little more north/west inland, she's never spoken a local dialect

>> No.9653922

>>9653907
So you are ugly AND you have autism

>> No.9653929

>>9653922
nice meme friend :^)
almost make me REEEEEEEEE irl and throwing my brand new keyboard I just brought after beaking my old on arguing with normies on /r9k/.
he
If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best so I stopped taking my meds to spite my mom
checkm8 parents

>> No.9653931

>>9653893
This guy looks like one of those handsome serial killers that lure women into his basement.

>> No.9653940

>>9653793
english
>>9653798
not fat

T R Y H A R D E R

Peace x

>> No.9653945

>>9653940
did I say you were fat?
Fat face you fuck

>> No.9653948

>>9653929
When you get called out for being an autist it's not a good idea to act even more like one.

>> No.9653951

>>9653945
not fat face

Try again. T R U S T M E.

Peace x

>> No.9653958

>>9653951
stop having such a fat m8
- from your dad

>> No.9653962

>>9653951
holy shit
you have fat cheeks

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9653970

Am I pulling off this shaved off head?

>> No.9653975
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>>9653970

>> No.9653976

>>9653958
>>9653962
fuck off / not even fat

good ratings only.

bad ratings are incorrect.

I bet you're not even big in the vine game or the patch game.

>> No.9653977

>>9653976
stop having such a fat face

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>>9653976

>> No.9653981

>>9653970
Holy fuck, you look dope

>> No.9653992
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I really cannot believe I am 21 and still look like this.

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rate

>> No.9654001

>>9653992
>>9653992
even though that overbite makes you look like you still got baby teeth, there's no mistaking those baggy eyes for anything under 23, sorry babe

>> No.9654003

>>9653993
you look mentally retarded

>> No.9654007

>>9654003
I am so checkmate retard
I win

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>>9654003
>>9654003
Better?

>> No.9654010

>>9654001
True though I've had baggy eyes for as long as I can remember, still have to many people guessing my age completely wrong. But oh well.

>> No.9654012

>>9653993
american country rapper/10

>> No.9654017

>>9653975
Made me lol

>> No.9654022

>>9653992
You should let your bangs grow out more, looks really boyish as it is now

>> No.9654025
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21 :(

>> No.9654026

>>9653992
cute enough

>> No.9654030

>>9654010
dont get me wrong, I don't mind 'em... make you look like you've been used up, like the little twink that you are. I'm down

>> No.9654031

>>9654022
Haha you're right, though I do not mind looking boyish at all anymore

>> No.9654032

>>9654025
tell your roommate to throw out his food containers

>> No.9654039

>>9654032
he's browsing 9gag right now i'm not even joking

>> No.9654040

>>9654030
Hahahah thanks that made me laugh omg

>> No.9654041

>>9654039
kill him in his sleep

>> No.9654055
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>> No.9654069

>>9653204
think you better with a shaved head

>> No.9654084

>>9653807
you look like ur 40

>> No.9654090

>>9654031
would fuck in the ass, dick or not

>> No.9654093

>>9654055
who is this

>> No.9654098

>>9653695
Is your name Marcus?

>> No.9654110

>>9654093

It's me. A guy way too old to be on unreliable Cantonese FFXII action figure trading boards like this one. I'm bored.

>> No.9654113

>>9651371
You look like a mix between that kid from workaholics and jay from jay and silent bob

>> No.9654116

>>9653646
lmao shave those pubes

>> No.9654126
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i need suggestions for a haircut

>> No.9654132

>>9654126
"just fuck my shit up"

>> No.9654138
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be nice be mean

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>> No.9654150

>>9654126
"gimme dat Pete Doherty fade"
lmao

>> No.9654156

>>9654138
whats ur bf preference

>> No.9654165
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Getting bored of manbun. What do with hair?

>> No.9654166

>>9654138

post more pls

>> No.9654177

>>9652946

You look like Alex Gaskarth

>> No.9654180

>>9654165

Keep growing it,
Bulk up
Look like Roman Reigns

>> No.9654181
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9654181

plz be gentle :'(

>> No.9654182

>>9653992
>piercings
yeah no.

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>>9654156
tfw no qt steven yeun glasses wearing bf

>> No.9654188

>>9654181
you're too cute to be on here which leads me to believe you must be under 5'8 and under 21 yo

>> No.9654191

>>9654188
fk how did you know :'(
btw 5'9 :^)

>> No.9654195

>>9654191
stick to wearing suits bro

>> No.9654198
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damn i feel like a loser now lol

>> No.9654201

>>9654198
id fug you

>> No.9654203

>>9654198
I wouldn't fug you

>> No.9654205

>>9654195
why ? i never wear suits unless i have to

>> No.9654214

>>9654198
ur blank face is hot but ur smile lol

>> No.9654215
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>>9654198
I'd hug you

>> No.9654235

>>9654198

if u have a big dick, marry me pls

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>>9654215
aww <3


>>9654214
lol i just discovered the gasolina remix w/ lil jon
~**ONly GoD Cn JuDge mE**~
my real smile only looks good from one angle tho ur right aha

>>9654235
yeah i need to stop clenching jaw/grinding teeth..i kinda like the look of a bigger jaw tho..dont liek super narrow faces

>> No.9654264

>>9654214
also this is why you shouldnt smoke
i look a lot older when i smile..and i cant stop smizing...fuck u tyra. learned that shit when i was a young and impressionable highschooler..now i have fkin crows feet

>> No.9654270

>>9654198
Would you please post a picture of your feet?

>> No.9654276

>>9653992
hey bby whats ur kik:^)

>> No.9654285
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>>9653992
Cute as fuck, would hug.

>> No.9654286

>>9654262
You should fuck that asian kid with the bowl cut

>> No.9654292

>>9654286
engineering guys cant dress
until they end up being ur boss 5yrs later

i wish i was smart enough to study science
fck accounting

>> No.9654301

>>9654286
HAHAH fk

>> No.9654303

>>9654292
He wont be your boss.

If you truly work in finance youre going to be making more than he is in a few years.

Stateside engineering firms are horseshit mostly just utilized by fast food industry

Hell be designing kfc paper buckets for 35,000/year until he gets his msme

At which point he will have to do some work in the military and get security clerance certs to get anything worthwhile

Chances are he will just teachath or tutor kids for a living tho

>> No.9654309

>>9654292
fk can i pay you to do my accounting assignment ?

>> No.9654325

>>9654303
hes in aero..got an interview at spacex (ddint get the job tho)..elon musk prob wouldnt even spit in my direction..accounting is not only boring as fuck but it doensnt even pay that well ..engineering is super hard but at least they make tons of cash/get to do super cool things that actually change the world instead of being an excel monkey getting yelled at from 3differnt bosses..acouting is a fucking grind..dont even get me started on the new CPA process..10k to write 3 exams/6 modules..and youre still not guaranteed a fukcing job..and the shit is so boring that you want to rip your hair out

every other person i know in engineering works at apple/google/ibm or get offers from mgmt consulting firms before they graduate
i graduate in like a month and the only "offers" im getting are random recruiters on indeed asking me if i want to be a bookeeper for $13/hr with no benefits
why did i waste 5 yrs my life
/rant

>> No.9654328

>>9654303
What i am saying is, at least suck his dick. Poor kid probably jacks off to that one random indian chick he met through his friends...after doing his math homework

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9654333

das me and my ride

>> No.9654340

>>9654325
im offering you to do my assignment :)

>> No.9654341

>>9654309
if youre in HS and you cant do the "accounting" they teach dont waste your time goign to college...that stuff is a joke
if youre in uni google it

unless its a tax Q..i actually like the ideas/theory behind corporate tax legislation

>> No.9654343

>>9654341
first year uni, just lazy af to do anything atm, i hate accounting, only doing it for credits

>> No.9654352

>>9653893
Who is this and where can I find him?

>> No.9654363

>>9653993
matt deamon

>> No.9654368

>>9654328
dafuq
u need to go out more...
also there are more attactive girls than guys in toronto
in nyc i get so shocked when a hot guy approaches me/actually wants to ask me out
in toronto the guys are not only pussies but they also get to be super picky w/ who they "choose" as their gf
meanwhile the 'ideal' here is like something out of a newspaper backpage from the 90s..actually nvm that gives them too much credit..literally all you have to do is be blonde and not obese and youre automatically the most beautiful..like give me a fkicng break..most basic ass taste ever..literal butterfaces with blonde hair are "9s" and 10s apparently
i mean i dont dislike it if it's natural hair color (isnt 90% of the time)..but being blonde is usully some huge defining factor of their identity..like bro it cost her $40 at the salon to get the highlights or $10 at duane reade to dye her hair that color...how is she now the hottest thing sliced bread

i shoudl sleep

>> No.9654369

>>9654352
http://herrurst.tumblr.com/

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I hope no one will recognize me

>> No.9654382

>>9654368
Are you really bitching about how white girls are hit on more freq in a city that looks down on indian minorities?

Every city has their shitskin race; la has niggers

San diego has spic backs

Torronto has mumjabis

>> No.9654386

>>9654378
you look like almost any asian girl (no offense)
good for you not getting any of those creepy ass surgeries tho. nose jobs in north america are one thing but those girls are on some transformers type shit