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Anonymous Mon Mar 30 18:41:49 2015 No.9635382 [Reply] [Original]

You're walking down the street and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 18:42:59 2015 No.9635387 >>9635382 I say nothing because I don't have a gf

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 18:43:55 2015 No.9635391 >>9635382 ask him to fuck my gf because I'm a cuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 18:50:59 2015 No.9635414 >>9635382 >full beard >hairless body Looks fucking retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 18:53:27 2015 No.9635420 >>9635382 Ask him for some weed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 19:05:35 2015 No.9635466 >>9635391 Pretty much this

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 19:08:30 2015 No.9635488 "pls no bully"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 19:09:26 2015 No.9635494 >>9635382 I punch him in the face and leave with my gf

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 19:50:30 2015 No.9635685 File: 313 KB, 690x1793, h016.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9635382 proceed to give this homeless man a haircut and $40

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 19:58:36 2015 No.9635705 Pull his hair

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 20:00:18 2015 No.9635718 nice necklace queermo, are u the lil mermaid LMAO LMAO LMAO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 20:00:38 2015 No.9635721 >>9635382 ill get nicholas cage's autograph

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 20:19:21 2015 No.9635793 >>9635414 >tfw i'm like this i have hair on my legs though genetics

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 20:20:50 2015 No.9635802 Why does this nigga look like Nicholas cage's homeless brother

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 08:03:46 2015 No.9637876 >>9635382 Laugh because I don't have a girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 08:08:19 2015 No.9637883 I'll tell him he's photoshopped and he's not even real

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 08:09:24 2015 No.9637886 File: 24 KB, 600x368, 1287752429.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] .357 to the knee

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 08:10:25 2015 No.9637889 File: 402 KB, 642x767, 1st2qm75.vichan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9635382 >girlfriend haha... ha... ha...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 08:11:37 2015 No.9637891 beat my gf up out of jealousy that he didn't slap mine

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 08:14:09 2015 No.9637896 >>9637886 >miss >ends up shooting the girlfriend >gets sent to jail >get bumfucked in jail good going, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 08:25:32 2015 No.9637920 >>9637896 >turns out he likes getting bumfucked >better_than_exected.webm

sieg heil !szTe0VDR1w Tue Mar 31 08:30:45 2015 No.9637931

>>9637896
beat the gf for not firing the canted sights and magazine wobble on the AK

tfw ak touted to be the easiest firearm to operate for those who don't know how to operate firearms,

AR among the hardest since sight acquisition, magazine feeding, bolt catch and charging system all counter intuitive and requires operator to move hands/arms in a precise/practiced/confident manner + tight tolerances that don't operate in a pull trigger throw lead downrange,u have 2 clean gunz for reliability?! mode

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 08:39:39 2015 No.9637946 >>9635802 my thoughts exactly

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 08:44:31 2015 No.9637951 >>9635382 is he wearing a kilt?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 08:47:54 2015 No.9637961 -grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 09:07:51 2015 No.9637991 >>9637961 teleports behind you heh, too easy slices you in half with katana

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 09:08:33 2015 No.9637994 >>9635382 >Fall down on the ground and pretend to pray >Quickly reach up under the kilt >Slap his balls into next week

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 09:13:26 2015 No.9638001 File: 7 KB, 238x212, index.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9637991 nothing personell, kid

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 09:13:32 2015 No.9638002 unsheathes katana Hmph, you're almost not worth it... teleports behind you, cutting you in half heh...nothing personnel...kid... tips fedora

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 10:39:52 2015 No.9638198 >>9635414 Don't you mean sexy as hell?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 10:46:19 2015 No.9638218 >>9635382 thanks for the hi-5

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 10:55:21 2015 No.9638234 >>9635494 same

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 10:56:27 2015 No.9638237 >>9635382 unzips katana

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 10:59:22 2015 No.9638243 Ask him what being vegan is like and leave while he's busy jerking off to the thought of himself

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 11:04:14 2015 No.9638255 >>9638243 underrated post

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 11:22:31 2015 No.9638294 grab dick - back the fuck off?!?!?!?!?!?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 11:24:37 2015 No.9638301 >>9635382 Idk but he makes my penis wiggle every time I scroll past him on the front page, prob cuz I want to look like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 12:39:36 2015 No.9638496 File: 35 KB, 640x640, 1427212939484.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Slap the guy ass

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 12:44:23 2015 No.9638514 >>9635382 -stabs him in the balls-

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 13:05:21 2015 No.9638595 Whip up a quick dick salad for the 3 of us.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 16:50:08 2015 No.9639402 I'd whoop his ass because he looks like a little hipster bitch

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:41:34 2015 No.9639865 >>9635382 Grab his hair and slam his head on the ground. Followed by an 8-hit combo breaker to the face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 19:00:55 2015 No.9639933 File: 214 KB, 520x260, 1420967604676.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] apologise

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 19:11:18 2015 No.9639953 >>9635382 He just gave me a high five. I wouldn't do anything

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 19:13:33 2015 No.9639959 >>9635382 "Nigga you look like a hobo Nicolas Cage"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 19:13:42 2015 No.9639961 File: 34 KB, 360x260, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9639865

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 01:41:00 2015 No.9641649 File: 28 KB, 396x385, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9635382 Rip his hair off and stomp on his head

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 01:42:44 2015 No.9641657 >>9635382 Throw some change at him and them shove him away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 01:59:55 2015 No.9641685 >"what the fuck tarzan" walk off

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 1 02:16:39 2015 No.9641721 >>9635382 "Look babe, it's a bearded woman" and then pull his hair and knock him a few times

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