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Somehow as a straight male I have inherited a big womanly butt that I never worked for and that no amount of cardio or dieting seems to get rid of. The rest of my body is average/thin.

I can't find pants that really fit me without them highlighting huge ass in the way most girls would like. It's been a struggle all my life since I became aware of it around 6th grade.

and shirts do the same. I'm constantly having to pull my shirts down so that they stop resting at the top of my butt and showing off the curve.

What can be done to fight this? what kind of clothes should I be wearing?

>pic related: almost exactly what I have

>> No.9570258

become a trap

>> No.9570265

>>9570258
/thread

>> No.9570274

I have the same problem lmao
wear shirts about dick level, I find this easy to do because i'm a manlet and a size small is perfect for this
wear skinnier fitting pants as looser fits tend to get baggy hence making your ass look larger and mens skinny jeans are ideal for flattening that area

>> No.9570275

>>9570254
Just don't buy super slim pants. I don't know how big your problem is but you can try relaxed fit women's pants because they usually have more butt room.

>> No.9570292

>>9570274
but wouldn't skinnier pants kinda give me that appearance girls have when they wear tight pants to show off their ass?

>>9570275
my waist is 34 and according to tape measure my ass is 42 inches.

>> No.9570321

>>9570254
Just wear what you want, man.

I have a big ass too, the girls like it, don't know why. Not like they can fuck it.

>> No.9570415
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9570415

>>9570254
Solution?
Big ass is a blessing.
>correctly fill the seat of any pant
>pants wont look like a sagging diaper.
>women fucking love asses

Play to your strengths

Rock your ass you insecure bitch

>> No.9570476

>>9570254
s a u c e

>> No.9570497

Post pics OP

>> No.9570567

>>9570254
Girls like guy butts i wish I had a slightlt bigger butt honestly but i am "/fit/" so yeah depends how womanly it is but id wear slightly (emphasis on slightly) slimmer fit shorts/jeans to show it off along with slim shirts so i show off upper body too

Just compensate with a fit upper body and it wont look out of place

>> No.9570571

>>9570254
God intended for you to be a slut.

Post webms of yourself twerking for us.

>> No.9570579

>>9570254
b-back that ass up

>> No.9570647

>>9570567
>>9570415
>>9570321
>girls like it

how can you guys be sure? I assume girls see my butt and think I'm gay and trying to show my butt off.

>>9570571
there are girls who are out there spending thousands on implants and doing all kinds of squatting and dieting for asses that look/feel like mine. I'm a guy so this isn't right.
I would totally donate my ass to someone more deserving if such a thing were possible.

>> No.9570648

>>9570647
you can always donate your ass to my dick you know

>> No.9570652

>>9570254

I know that feel man, my ass is bigger than at least 90% of the girls asses at my college, girls like it, don't be ashamed of it, if you're slim/fit you're good

>> No.9570656

>>9570647
nah trust me girls have always been grabbing my ass since i was like 14, they love it. I wear tight skinny jeans and its no problem tbh

>> No.9570661
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9570661

>>9570656
gee i wonder whats responsible for all you genetic fuck ups?

>> No.9570667

you should talk to pigfuck about your endocrine disorder, he can help you

>> No.9570671

>>9570661
Drank alot of milk from plastic bottles when i was younger, i also have gyno and slightly wide hips lmao.

>> No.9570675

>>9570671
dude bby please twerk for me and let me fuck your tits :(

>> No.9570676

>>9570671
another victim of jewry

>> No.9570683

If you just want something on the cheaper side, banana republic "skinny" fit pants work well on my boyfriend assuming you have a big ass and slim legs.

And girls like guy butts, hank hill ass no es bueno.

>> No.9570691

>tfw big butt and slightly wide hips
I plan on lose weight and building up my shoulders to balance it out. it's what you should do.

>> No.9570694

>>9570691
>building up my shoulders to balance it out
It's what i did, now i have broad shoulders and a slim waist and it's not obvious.

>> No.9570698

>>9570254
Post pics faggot

>> No.9571595

>>9570647
People more often than not will agree with what you will believe in yourself.

>believe your large but makes you look gay
>you will subtly telegraph your insecurity in really simple motions. Pulling your shirt lower, hiding your back, etc
>people spot this and assess it below their surface level of conscious thought
>everyone will assume that you hate how your body looks
>you will come off as even less confident, which reinforces the behavior


Learn to love your own bitch ass, you bitch-ass. The only other outcome will drive people away from you more than it will draw people in. Basic concept of motherfucking confidence. You don't have to be cocky about your rear, but don't let it bring you down into a life revolving around whether or not people talk about how big your ass is.

TL;DR:
>stop giving a fuck about your butt
>use it as an advantage, like other anons say
>girls like a nice butt, and if you support the look of your own body, people will be more attracted to it.
>it's basically all in how you advertise this sort of shit inside and outside.

>> No.9571637

>>9570254
found sauce
http://www.xvideos.com/video6915691/christy_mack_getting_her_ass_pounded#_tabComments
its not full length tho

>> No.9571640

>>9570292
damn i thought i had a big ass u got a donkey bro

can we see some pics?

>> No.9571643

post pics man, we need to see how phat it be

>> No.9571658

>>9570292
Fucking kek post a pic

>> No.9571677

>>9570254
Post Pics of your ass for reference

>> No.9571710

>>9570661
That's pseudoscience, you fucking red pill salesman.

>> No.9571854

>>9570254
Post booty or gtfo

>> No.9571894

>>9570661
>luminatti
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

>> No.9571977

>>9570661
But can jet fuel melt steel beams?

>> No.9571980

>>9570254

lose weight

>> No.9572158

Girls love a man with a sexy ass.
>In highschool
>Waiting on the teacher to unlock the classroom
>Feel a light tickle on my ass cheek
>Turn around, nobody behind me except a petite qt with mischievous smile.
So wear tight pants, have a confident sexy walk. Give these girls a taste of their own medicine.

>> No.9572404

>tfw male and lady hips

What do fam

>> No.9572410
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9572410

>mfw posting on a board with a bunch of pear-shaped niggas

>> No.9572434

>>9571710
>>9571894
>>9571977
>plastix totally safe u fuccin conspiratard. dey wuldnt cell it if it wasnt omg u fuccin tinfoil looser! !!!

i bet you fucking plebs eat food that's reheated in plastic

lmao please go back to tumblr

>> No.9572453

>>9570254
pics?

>> No.9572469

>>9570292
bump .32 inch waist with a 38 inch ass. do women really love asses as much as men?

>> No.9572470

>>9572158
This

Though I can't wear tight pants, no room for mah crotch. Dick's need breathing.

>> No.9572474

>>9570292
waiting on pics bro. don't leave us hanging

>> No.9572487

>>9570254
Same problem here.
Wear dark color jeans, avoid khakis pants.

>> No.9572499

>guys help me here's my problem but i won't post pics so you can actually help me teehee

>> No.9572512

>>9572434
>they realize that im a retard so they must be from tumblr!!!

>> No.9572517

>>9570694
I did this and it helped me but I've always had broad shoulders and a tiny waist but now I have even broader shoulders, a slimmer waist, and just as big hips and thick thighs. It wouldn't look as bad if I had a doormode waist and not an hourglass figure. Would skipping every other leg day help?

>> No.9572526

Girls like it, wear tight trousers OP and show it off

>> No.9572574

>>9572512
lmao, you know that plastics commonly do leach chemicals, right? are you really this fucking stupid?

http://www.npr.org/2011/03/02/134196209/study-most-plastics-leach-hormone-like-chemicals

>> No.9572587

>>9572517
Dunno bud I have a subtle hourglass figure, working your obliques will get you closer to door mode

>> No.9572589

>>9572574
o wait, i'm on /fa/. of course you're a stupid, simple-minded pleb

i bet you dress like a fucking slob too

>> No.9572603

>>9572512
But plastics do have xenoestrogens? I thought this shit was common knowledge

>> No.9572605

>>9570415
this
>>9570647
dont dress gay

>> No.9572634
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9572634

>>9570292
I'm imagining pic related, am I far off?

>> No.9572888

>>9570647
>I would totally donate my ass to someone more deserving

You can donate that ass this way baby

>> No.9572927

Gianna michaels is 42 wtf

>> No.9572937

We'll since there's a bunch of fags in this thread is there a reddit or a tumblr for guys with big butts?

>> No.9572986

>>9572937
assbro threads on /gif/

>> No.9572986,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>9572517
>>9572517
>>9572517
Skip your legs, work-out only your upper part and eat 1500. I'd recommend slow jogging as well, but this shit is tedious. Pull-ups, chin-ups, dips, diamond push-ups and handstand push-ups will help you out.

>> No.9573060

>>9570292
post pics nigga

>> No.9573070

>>9570661
>no source
dropped

>> No.9573072

>>9572603
Xenoestrogens do not do that, you rampant conspiracy theorist.

>> No.9573394

>>9570292
>tfw 29 inch waist and 41 inch hips/ass as a male

>> No.9573401

i think OP abandoned this thread because of his realization of how donkey his big boy booty really is

are donkey asses the new manlet?

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9573442

>>9570415
listen to this

>> No.9573461

>>9573072
It's likely that they do, though. There's not even close to enough research done on the phenomenon to claim that they don't have an effect on a growing human body.

You're an idiot. Who uses the term "conspiracy theorist" as a genuine insult? lmao how indoctrinated can you get

>> No.9573501

>tfw manlet with big butt and thunder thighs

Nothing will ever look good on me.

>> No.9573514

>tfw grew an ass after gettin fit

Chicks always say its cute so i can dig it

>> No.9573544

>>9573461
>indoctrinated
Go add to your tinfoil hat collection.

>> No.9573726

>>9572634
not like that. She's got a clearly fake ass

>>9573401
OP here. I had to go to work but I can't bring myself to post pic sorry man

>> No.9573754

>>9570647
How can I be sure? Girls literally tell me that I have a big ass or they tell my girlfriend and she tells me.

>> No.9573783
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9573783

OP here. Mine is like the girl here on the left. Almost exact but there's a slight curve under mine.

>>9573754
they don't think you're gay or anything?
I feel like if a girl complimented me on my butt she's probably putting me in that same place she holds her girlfriends and gay guy friends.

>> No.9573807

>>9573072
HAHAHAH

>> No.9573911

look how many estrogenised mouth breathers are in this thread

this board is truly beyond saving

also worth noting in addition to the plastic thing posted deodorant also contains endocrine disruptors so find a natural alternative that doesnt contain synthetic fragrances or aluminium

>> No.9573928

>>9570661
w2c tin foil hat

>>9570647
ur right, it looks flamboyantly and openly homosexual

>> No.9573932

>>9573911
go do a tedx talk lol

>> No.9573945

>>9573932
huh what was that??? didnt read ur post i was distracted halfway by the sound of my stack of $3000 rick owens leather jackets rustling in the breeze next to my window

were u trying to communicate with me cz i dont speak turd sorry

>> No.9574211

>>9573945
>spending thousands on clothes
Lel r u gay?

>> No.9574229

>>9570292
holy shit dude

>> No.9574254

I thought this too but it turns out I was just fat.
I didn't think so because I had visible abs but I guess I just store all my fat in my ass/legs.
Started counting calories, lost weight and my big ass wasn't so big anymore.

>> No.9574303

>>9570647
are you kidding? if you've ever heard women talk about men they find sexy, or at least in my experience, they fucking love toned, round man ass. you've been given a gift, you fool.

>> No.9574309

>>9574211
why are u contributing to a fashion community if u cant even afford the bare designer necessities

oh my god u poor soul haha

mods ban this trash

>> No.9574572
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9574572

I have this too OP. Girls do not find this attractive because your ass is most fat not muscle. Girls like small muscled butts.Not ones with an actual fold of fat like in the op pic.

it's definitely a struggle and it really fucks with your silhouette

>> No.9574649

>>9571637
cheers

>> No.9575486

>>9573945
Do you know that your favorite designer, Ricky is pear-shaped? :)))

>> No.9575956

>>9573394
wtf?

>> No.9575968

>>9574303
>toned
mine isn't toned :(

I literally have a Brazilian girl's ass pasted on a man's body. It's jiggly and and not firm/muscular like that of someone who worked for their ass via squats and such.

>> No.9575984
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9575984

>almost 90 replies
>OP still hasn't posted pics

>> No.9575993

>>9570292
I got a 32 inch waist and a 40 inch ass and thunder thighs.... I'm not as fucked as you but I feel you bro

>> No.9576009

Jesus you guys have gargantuan asses... i'm 34 waist and 39 ass and i thought it was big.

But yeah, nothing wrong with a big ass if you aren't fat. Girls like it, gays too, you get mired a lot and who doesn't like that?

>> No.9577068

>>9570254
Post pics fagget. Women won't think you're gay because you have a big ass.

>> No.9577071

>>9575993
Post a pic

>> No.9577227

Do women like bubble butts on men?

>> No.9577230

>>9577227
Some do. Ones with shit tastes probably don't

>> No.9577239
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9577239

>>9577230
Isn't this considered the best?

>> No.9577243

>>9577239
>sagging in 2015

>> No.9577281

>>9577227
>tfw slim with bubble butts
>a /fit/ friend totally jelly of my ass
>tfw I think he's bi, I'm straight
Fuck I'm scared.

>> No.9577285

>>9577281
>I'm scared
Don't be a faggot. Do you rape your female friends?

>> No.9577291

>>9577281
It's not gay to get your dick sucked by a man.
Just ask him for sleepover and it will happen.

>> No.9577298

Tfw 28 inch waist and 64 inch ass

>> No.9577325

>>9577291
>Implying anyones thinking about his dick when he's got a phat ass

>> No.9578174
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9578174

101 posts and STILL NO FUCKING PICS.

>> No.9578177

>>9578174
>>9575288

here's some pics for you, bro.

>> No.9579006

>>9570656
tfw girls always do this in crowded hallways and i feel violated

>> No.9579049

>>9577285
wait, don't answer that

>> No.9579154

>>9577239

That's pretty flat dude

I can't really speak for girls but if I were gay I would not be into that at all

>> No.9579195

Post butt

>> No.9579202

>>9573783
Nah, they find it hot, I'll never know why. If they called it cute, then I'd be worried about being grouped into a "gay friend" type of thing.

>> No.9579269

>>9577325
Some of them might be. Hands on that plush rump going to town while your lips are getting messy.

>> No.9579271

>>9577239
Nice diaper.

>> No.9579290

post your ass please for the love of fucking god please

>> No.9580884

This many posts and still no butt.

>> No.9581285

>tfw cougar fuckbuddy tells me I have a nice ass
>tfw qt latina girl tells me to stick my ass out and spanks it
>tfw when I didn't fuck her

Squats and dödlöfts are paying off nigga