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9565608 No.9565608 [Reply] [Original]

>Hey, Anon, pass me a towel. I'm getting chilly.

>> No.9565619

C O C K
O
C
K

>> No.9565624

You've got a tiny cock if you can cover it wit one hand

>> No.9565629

>>9565624
talk shit post dick

>> No.9565645

>>9565629
I'm talking from experience ;_;

>> No.9565651

>>9565624

My hand is 8 inches long

Only on the internet is <8" Tiny

>> No.9565659

>>9565624
It's flaccid tho

>> No.9565664
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9565664

>>9565629

>> No.9565665

>>9565659
but how do you know that
he looks p ready to me

>> No.9565678

>>9565664
is that shopped or is his dick really really small? I'd zoom in but that feels like crossing a line I'm not ready to cross... yet

>> No.9565683

>>9565678
lol zoom in you're in for a surprise

>> No.9565687
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9565687

>>9565678

>has never seen a vagina before

>> No.9565689

>>9565651
I have big hands too, but if I need to cup both my balls and dick so youc ant see anything like in the OP it starts overflowing out of the sides..

I'm not even particularly big...

>> No.9565694

>>9565664
what the fuck who did this

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9565699

>>9565689

I got an average flaccid dick but I can fit it all in my hand there if I squeeze everything snug and push in any extraneous scrotum skin.

>> No.9565704

>>9565687
>>9565683
zoomed in
below average/vagina
I'm disappointed, was really hoping for a micropenis.

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9565711

>>9565624
>the size of a flaccid penis is directly linked to erect penis length

Congrats on your superior knowledge of the human body. 8/8

>> No.9565727

>>9565664
wtf dude's the same exact body as me
my dicks is a lot bigger tho, even when flaccid (and it is fucking tiny when flaccid)

>> No.9565750

>>9565727
>dude

ummm... lol.

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>>9565664

>> No.9566241 [DELETED] 

I AM SO GOD DAMN SICK AND TIRED OF BEING 5'9 GOD DAMN IT

I THINK ABOUT HEIGHT EVERY DAY BECAUSE OF THIS FUCK ASS BOARD

LOG ONTO FA LOL MANLET 5'9 IS PATHETIC LOL LOL

I AM SO FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF THIS SHIT GIRLS ARE MY HEIGHT IN HEELS

THAT FUCKING GOD DAMN FEEL WHEN SHORTEST MAN IN THE ROOM

THAT FUCKING GOD DAMN FEEL WHEN NO SATISFACTION FROM BEING TALLER THAN ANOTHER MALE BECAUSE HE'S A MEGA MANLET AND BASICALLY DOESN'T EVEN EXIST/MATTER

THAT FEEL WHEN BROKEN HUMAN BEING

THAT FEEL WHEN THIS BOARD IS RUINING THOUSANDS OF LIVES

THAT FEEL WHEN YOU SEE AN ATTRACTIVE GIRL WHO IS TALLER THAN YOU


THAT FEEL WHEN IT COULD BE A LOT WORSE BUT DON'T CARE MY LIFE IS SHIT

JUST BE TALLER GOD DAMN IT

YOU COULDN'T HAVE FUCKING GROWN TWO GOD DAMN INCHES
YOU JUST HAD TO EAT NOTHING BUT PROCESSED BULLSHIT LIKE POP TARTS WHEN YOU WERE A KID YOU FUCKING STUPID PIECE OF SHIT

YOU JUST HAD TO BE BORN PREMATURE AND ROB YOURSELF OF DEVELOPMENT

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

I WEIGH 140 POUNDS I HAVE BIRD BONES AND I AM A MANLET

THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE AS A MALE IS BEING PHYSICALLY LARGE

KILL ME
CUT MY FACE OFF

NO ONE RESPECTS ME
WOMEN ARE MOST LIKELY IRRITATED BY MY PRESENCE

THIS BOARD RUINS MY DAY EVERY DAY AND I COME HERE EVERY DAY ANY WAY

MODS WHY WON'T YOU DO ANYTHING
WE'RE DYING
WE'RE ALL FUCKING DYING HERE!! ffsc

>> No.9566324

>>9565664
>waywt

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9566360

>>9565664

>> No.9567802

>>9565608
>Here,now put one in the towel rack for next time and go put some clothes on.

>> No.9567844

>>9565664
kek

he has a p nice body tho not going to lie