/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.9494902]

Can we get a /fa/ feels thread going? Cause like I don't browse any other board and this feels the most related

<be me
<overweight and get told it. Like a lot
<my dad was probably one of the worst
<start browsing /fa/ and begin managing my calorie intake
<lose 48 pounds roughly over a year
<everyone tells me I've gotten too skinny now
<my dad threatened to have me hospitalised today

Fuck man, I-I'm not even that skinny.

[None !COLA/Q9D8w No.9494913]

Jesus christ dude if he wasn't joking look into moving out

[Anonymous No.9494923]

>tfw large clothing fits me right, but sleeves are too long on me
>tfw medium clothing fits me right, but it fits too short on my torso

wtf do i do?

[Anonymous No.9494924]

I feel like even though I have a shit tonne.of clothes, I can never have enough and just keep copping random.shit. how fix

[Anonymous No.9494933]

>tfw family says I'm too skinny and surround my ex-fatasfatass self with ice cream, candy, cakes and stacks of beef

I'm fucking built-fat, I could stand to lose like 20-30 pounds.

[Anonymous No.9494949]

>>9494913
The only place I have to go is my mum's who was the person who sent me here.

He's taken me to a psych and a dietician so far and the only reason I haven't refused is cause that will make it worse

[Anonymous No.9494951]

>>9494923
get the sleeves shortened m8

[None !COLA/Q9D8w No.9494964]

>>9494949
Damn, i really am sorry for your situation. Look on the bright side, he's providing you with a psych and a dietician, those can be very positive things.

[Anonymous No.9494998]

>>9494902
People thought I was getting 'too skinny' when I still had a 100 cm waist size (I'm 182 cm tall). That's a 55% Waist-To-Height ratio. The WHO's "Increased Risk Waist Ratio" is 53,6%. People thought I was getting "too skinny" when I was still in the risk zone for weight related diseases. Conclusion: people are retarded, don't listen to them. Tell your dad to go fuck himself.

[Anonymous No.9494999]

>>9494924
Stop browsing fashion forums for some time

[Anonymous No.9495006]

>live in the same apartment block as this british guy
>no matter what he's doing or wearing he looks really good
>seriously like a 9/10 at least
>helps me with my shopping up the stairs one day
>think he might like me
>try and flirt with him
>he's polite but not interested
>see him the next morning with some supermodel tier girl holding hands and walking down the street
>they look absolutely perfect
>go home and spend a lot of time hating myself for how ugly i am
>throw out nearly all my clothes

[Anonymous No.9495009]

>>9494949
your mom told you about 4chan?

[Anonymous No.9495020]

>>9495009
M-my mum sent me to live with my dad cause she couldn't cope. Also she lives in a backwards ass rural town

[Anonymous No.9495022]

>>9494902
<tfw i don't know how to greentext

[Anonymous No.9495024]

>>9495006
girl or boy?

[Anonymous No.9495026]

>>9495022
I-i did it ironically :(

[Anonymous No.9495027]

>>9495006
r u a girl?

[Anonymous No.9495038]

>tfw finally get a gf most of /fa/ would die for
>tfw she literally weighs half as much as I do
>tfw we fuck all the time

and the funny thing is that she really doesn't even care what i wear and makes fun of me for spending too much on clothes

[Anonymous No.9495044]

>>9495038
>most of /fa/ would die for
I'm happy for you, mate, but that's not exactly saying a lot
Still; congrats.

[Anonymous No.9495046]

>>9495038
most of /fa/ is gay tho

[Anonymous No.9495053]

>>9495046
He's dating pic related

[doop_doop No.9495072]

>>9495046
true true

[Anonymous No.9496704]

>>9494949
>9494949
>9494949
>9494949

[not user !XksB4AwhxU No.9496742]

>>9496704
nice

[Anonymous No.9496777]

>>9495006
iktf. freshman year there was this perfect girl who lived the room across from me in dorm, i pulled out all of the moves and even went on a date but she just wasnt into me like that in the end. one morning i leave the dorm and see some superjock looking guy leaving her room. n the bright side it gave me a huge boost of motivation to work out and diet, etc.

[Anonymous No.9496864]

probably going to get shot down for this but it's my feel and it's Suffering.

>be me
>be grrl
>be the biggest candyass that's spent their entire life on a Chinese image board
>tfw all your friends are normies
>no chance of finding a shithead qt bf because you regulate in different social circles
>give up and just resign to going to every gig and gallery opening alone

I just want someone I can inject 5 marajuanas with and watch MDE is that too much to fucking ask for on this big gay rock

[Anonymous No.9496890]

>>9496864
Meet new normies. Some of them are weirder than you think

[Anonymous No.9497909]

>>9496864
go hit on guys at art galleries

[Anonymous No.9497966]

Why are clothes so fucking big?

I'm an XS in practically everything I own.

[Anonymous No.9497990]

>>9497909
sarging alone is pretty terrifying and also a bit humiliating

[Anonymous No.9497997]

>>9494923
tailoring duh

[Anonymous No.9498006]

>>9497990
>sarging
>as a girl

jesus christ you're a hopeless little robot aren't u lol. get a tinder if you're that autistic. go out as often as possible.

[Anonymous No.9498022]

>tfw Montreal is frozen as fuck
>in Phoenix for a week on my break visiting my dad
>it's too warm for my regular fits and I'm wearing boring fleece and merino wool shit with golf pants

quick bonus round
>tfw worried about balding so shaved entire head
>tfw skinny af but not buying enough groceries to bulk up from shitty cheap home workout
>tfw not actually /fa/

[Anonymous No.9498048]

>>9496864
>tfw no gf to go to galleries with
You're gonna make it anon, I believe in you

Also, this;
>>9496890
>>9497909
Almost nobody will mind

[Anonymous No.9498052]

>>9498006
never mind didnt think it was a grill, just assumed it was a gay dude looking for other guys. if you're on /fa/ you probably have social anxiety so going out alone and trying pick up is terrifying.

[Anonymous No.9498057]

>>9494902
What's your height/weight now OP?

[Anonymous No.9498078]

>whatever i wear i feel like everyone's judging me

[Anonymous No.9498084]

>be 4 years a hikkikomori after graduating hs
>decide tired of worthless life and start uni
>first semester kind of flies by uneventfully, fell into depression and put on academic alert (low gpa)
>start taking classes seriously next semester, start exercising at the uni gym
>make a bunch of new friends next semester and invite them over for drinks one weekend
>Japanese exchange students can hardly handle a shot and two beers
>figure whatever more beer left over for me I guess
>end up cuddling with jp qt in my bed all night
>learn spooning fucking sucks for longer than about a movie's length
>she turns over and snuggles her face into my chest while wrapping an arm around me in an embrace
>I feel each gentle exhale, her breathing almost in rhythm with mine
>her hand occasional grabs my shirt lightly or her fingers trace random patterns on my back
>find it a bit odd I don't find this arousing but strictly pleasant and find myself feeling more at peace than any other moment in my life
>hardly slept due to wanting to keep enjoying that moment for as long as possible
>at some point find out she has a boyfriend in Japan
>slightly confused about the situation but finding myself indifferent to it all
>friend tells me girls doing stuff like that is completely normal at his uni
>realize if this was the hs me I would be super infatuated with this girl over that night and find myself glad I'm not so naive anymore
>finally able to find happiness in things in my life rather than cursing the universe for always seeming to fuck me over
>still feel like I'm always getting fucked over but finding good things to outweigh the bad
>find it more important to expand my circle of friends than getting a gf
>find more value in ensuring everyone had a great time (even bought everyone breakfast the following morning) than concerning myself with my own desires
>all in all the best night of my life even though I didn't even get laid
I wonder if she was just drunk and oblivious.

[Anonymous No.9498100]

>>9498084
And Japanese people are super serious about debts. Buying some people dinner, beer, and breakfast probably saves me way more money than I paid by having a place to stay and people that will treat me to shit when I visit Japan. They were pretty upset about me paying for everything. Except for the girls because all women are apparently the same across the globe when it comes to free shit.

[Anonymous No.9498125]

>>9494949
nice get

[Anonymous No.9498128]

>tfw asian
>tfw no girls would ever date me
>tfw asian girls don't like me
>tfw no gf
>tfw asianness keeps me from getting gf

how can I stop being asian

[Anonymous No.9498130]

>>9498128
Dress as nicely basic as possible

[Anonymous No.9498137]

>>9494923
Roll sleeves if in us. If you live in the uk you'll look like a lad but it hasn't caught on in America uet

[Anonymous No.9498139]

>>9498130
>implying asians look good in fashionable clothing
>implying they aren't all savages that smell like cabbage

[Anonymous No.9498140]

>>9498128
being asian is just your excuse, the truth is you just have a shitty personality, probably focus on negativity all day so no one wants to be around you, and you have no idea how to talk to women or act confident around them.

although i cant say a blame you because you dont have enough positive asian male role models to look up to you and learn from in the american mainstream media (where men are generally portrayed as pussies already, asian men are even bigger pussies)

[Anonymous No.9498143]

>spend several thousand on really nice new wardrobe
>realise no one but me cares because i have no friends and im a shut in
>really regret spending so much
>just want to give up and die in my sleep

[Anonymous No.9498148]

>>9498143
Wear it like you bought it

[Anonymous No.9498150]

>>9498143
its not too late to flip them on ebay and just wear 5 dollar tshirts with levis and vans

you got trolled by /fa/ into thinking fashion means something

[Anonymous No.9498153]

>>9498143
if you like the clothes that's all that matters.

[Anonymous No.9498168]

>>9498153
no one likes the clothes, they like the idea that clothing will bring them closer to their goals (getting popular, gaining social skills and acceptance, etc)

at least the ones that do are few and far in between and it usually takes years to prove your dedication

[Anonymous No.9498170]

>>9498168
>no one likes the clothes
I-I do anon

[Anonymous No.9498221]

>>9498078
yes.... me also, unless I feel good

[Anonymous No.9498242]

>>9494949
^beautiful

[Anonymous No.9498321]

>>9496864
r u a qt???

[Anonymous No.9498324]

A repressed memory came back to life while I was showering. I was using the soap and rinsing off, and while I was watching the suds drain away I noticed a hair or two get stuck in the drain. I watched the hairs get washed away by the steady stream of water.

I looked at the hair on my legs, my groin, my chest, and I noticed a little hair on one of my nipples. And that's when the tears came.

I was a freshman in highschool when I was running late for gym class. About twenty minutes late, when everybody was running laps and stuff. I was alone in the lockerroom when an older student, probably a junior or a senior, stepped in. I remember him just watching me while I was changing, it was unnerving. I was about to put on my tee shirt when he put his hand on my shoulder. "Wait a minute" he said, "Keep your shirt off." That was when he grabbed my balls and squeezed them. It hurt like hell. I screamed, I punched and kicked the guy, but he was too big for me to take on. He shoved me against the locker, laughing all the while, and he licked my right nipple. He called me a faggot afterwards and then left. I sat on the floor, shaking. I never reported the incident, fearing any repercussions that would happen. He was quite popular in our school. I never told this to anybody. I lived in fear for the rest of that year, being sure to avoid that guy.

After I was done crying, I scrubbed my chest violently with soap. I had to make that powerless feeling go away.

In hindsight, it's amazing how the little things in bring back to life the most terrible memories.

[Anonymous No.9498329]

>>9498052
Nah I am IRL grl.

>>9496890
I've given new and old normies enough leeway over the last 3 years to say with absolute certainty, however nice and lovely they are, they're all terrible bf material.

>>9497909
I-I really don't think the upcoming David Lynch exhibition is the right forum for slinging out weak as shit grl pickup lines.

[Anonymous No.9498340]

>>9498324
That's fucked up man. Hope you're ok now

[Anonymous No.9498351]

>>9498324
This is fucking rough if it's real

[not user !XksB4AwhxU No.9498396]

>>9496864
wtf fuck off this isn't >>>/r9k/

>>9498324
wow, you actually got cucked there
I'd feel sorry for you but that's just too funny

[Anonymous No.9498432]

>>9498329
If you think about it though it's almost the perfect opportunity. You know there's barely gonna be any normies there, if any; you share great taste in at least one thing with everybody there, and nobody could possibly have their evening ruined by a girl trying to pick them up. Just part of the experience.
You're gonna make it, we're all gonna make it.

2. Pls be in Brisbane?

>>9498396
You are literal trash.

[not user !XksB4AwhxU No.9498433]

>>9498432
the thirst is real

[Anonymous No.9498439]

>>9498433
I'm actually a literal faggot, but there you go.

Fuck off back to reddit why don't you

[not user !XksB4AwhxU No.9498441]

>>9498439
on reddit I got told to fuck off to 4chan lol
ur post is actually cringeworthy tho >>9498432

[Anonymous No.9498442]

>>9498441
>coming from the king of cringe himself
Half your posts are exactly the same kind of dross or worse

[Anonymous No.9498445]

>>9498441
lol

[Anonymous No.9498448]

>>9498441
Where'd you go, mfa?

[not user !XksB4AwhxU No.9498453]

>>9498448
skincareaddiction

someone here said it was a helpful board
it's not
they have no sense of humor lol

[Anonymous No.9498457]

>>9498453
Nobody does, even fa's pretty shitty
You're fun to mess with 'cause you reply pretty much straight away (prophet isn't around) but there's no real sport in it

Is it you making all those fucking skincare threads?

[not user !XksB4AwhxU No.9498460]

>>9498457
no u dumbass I don't even need skincare cuz I have nice skin

[Anonymous No.9498464]

>>9498460
I hide 80%+ of threads on this board m8; I don't give a shit
There seems to be tons these days though.

[Anonymous No.9498481]

>>9498084
That was beautiful. You write well.

[Anonymous No.9498485]

>>9498128

i used to only date asian guys. had 10+ asian boyfriends throughout HS. that isn't an excuse.

[Anonymous No.9498503]

>>9496864
i work at a gallery and we like people who are alone because they're usually into the art and not there to only socialize. don't think it's weird to go alone, nobody cares, so have fun with it and load up on free booze. it's a good place to meet people that dig the same stuff. you'll meet someone, good luck :)

[Anonymous No.9498509]

>>9494998
>WHO's "Increased Risk Waist Ratio" is 53,6%
but things like hip wideness are actually inherently genetic and completely outside of someone's control
that seems like an awfully arbitrary measurement

[Anonymous No.9498512]

>Tfw No Our Legacy Pale AF Rainbow Chill Trucker Denim Jacket

[Anonymous No.9498520]

>>9498432
>2. Pls be in Brisbane?

ahahaha fucking hell. Yeah I am.

>>9498503
ty, this is reassuring anon.

[Anonymous No.9498521]

>thyroids
>eat
>dont gain weight
>barely have a belly
>dont want to get meds
>will probably die by my 30s

Ate 2 of these today

[Anonymous No.9498532]

>>9498520
Why were you not at the /fa/ meetup.

[Anonymous No.9498538]

>>9498521
have you been tracking calories?

[Anonymous No.9498541]

>>9498128

>tfw asian and have gf

you're just an insecure sack of shit anon :) enjoy your shitty life because you're a cock loving faggot

[Anonymous No.9498543]

>>9498520
Ayy lmao; lucky guess
Go for it!

>>9498532
Why the fuck would you want to meet anyone from this place, let alone Australians

[Anonymous No.9498544]

>>9498521
You're not gonna die from an over-active thyroid gland lol

[Anonymous No.9498546]

>>9498538
Usually 1000-1500 a day

[Anonymous No.9498547]

>>9498541
As an actual cock loving faggot I kind of take offence to his, my life is gr8

[Anonymous No.9498549]

>>9498128
league of legends is as unattractive as cigarettes to a lot of girls.

[Anonymous No.9498556]

>>9498546
Trying to lose weight? How come?

[Anonymous No.9498560]

>>9498556
Isn't that normal?

[Anonymous No.9498562]

>tfw blue eyes/short brown hair duchess of qts tells me she has a thing for me
>can't even see her in person for a couple months

I'm gonna fuck this up.

[Anonymous No.9498571]

>>9498560
I thought you were complaining about not gaining weight or something
how do you count your calories? if you haven't already, buy a scale and measure everything you eat by weight or actual volume. Don't eyeball it.

[Anonymous No.9498574]

>>9498546
That's not enough to gain weight.

[Anonymous No.9498582]

>>9498571
I'am. I thought 1500 calories a day was too much. I usually eat like 900.

[Anonymous No.9498589]

>>9498520
IS UR NAME JESS

[Anonymous No.9498590]

>>9498582
the fuck
are you trying to lose weight or gain it?

[Anonymous No.9498592]

>>9498582
you need 1200 as a bare minimum for a healthy way to lose weight and not kill yourself in the process. any less and your body hordes whatever you eat and makes it into fat so you dont die.

bump your calories up to 1200, use myfitnesspal to track shit. you need over 2k calories to maintain weight, and like 3k+ to gain weight

[Anonymous No.9498616]

>>9498590
Well I just found out I wasn't consuming enough calories, I thought 1500 was too much, I usually eat like 900-1500 (1500 being the max) and drink like 6 bottles of water a day, I'm not skinny though, I'm pretty slim with some belly fat, shit I could easily hit skellington mode then.

[Anonymous No.9498648]

>be depressed over christmas holidays
>make internet friend
>have reason to wake up in the morning

[Anonymous No.9498650]

>>9498648
were all gonna make it bro

[Anonymous No.9498655]

>>9498532
I was considering it, but since the pics have been held up as a laughing stock every second day on micronesia claymation fashion board, kinda glad I didn't.

>>9498589
nah, is that this chick though? She looks likes she's full of mellow and good vibes.

[Anonymous No.9498662]

>item listed at 0.99
>alright
>place bid for 0.99
>get outbid for 1.20
>don't give a fuck, 4 days left
>some guy bids 5.50
>not sure why you would bid 5.50 over 1.20 when you could bid 1.40
>suddenly guy bids 29.00
>another one bids 30.00
motherfuckers
stop

[Anonymous No.9498666]

>look good front on or in the mirror
>look ugly as fuck in every photo if it's on the slightest angle
>tfw people in real life see me from camera angles
>lose confidence

[Anonymous No.9498670]

>5ft 9
>92lbs

help me

[Anonymous No.9498674]

>>9498662
>do this all the time to make people waste money

[Anonymous No.9498677]

>>9498432
>>9498520
>>9498655
why does brisbane get the best exhibitions ;-;

[Anonymous No.9498684]

>>9498670
want some milk dude LOL

[Anonymous No.9498702]

>>9498684
are you asking me if I want ur cum in a subtle way?

[Anonymous No.9498730]

>>9498666
what if i tell you that this is normal, you don't even look like how you see yourself in the mirror, angle doesn't matter, it's an inverted pic of yourself, photos are closer to the truth
your voice also sounds different for others than what you think, that's why your voice sounds strange for yourself on recordings

[Anonymous No.9498745]

>>9498662
eBay is dumb like that. People will bid more than an item is worth just because.

[Anonymous No.9498935]

>browsing in a clothing store
>qt walks up to me to the racks opposite of me and starts browsing
>he wears a really nice jacket
>want to ask where he got it from but too shy to
>he's done and walks out of the store
>I follow him, still trying to get my courage up to ask where he got the jacket from
>he turns around and sees me walking behind him
>immediately enter a shop because it seemed like I was stalking to him
>tfw I'll never find out where he got that jacket from

[Anonymous No.9499262]

>>9496864
a lot of normies are actually weird af
source: I'm a giant fucking weeb who watches chinese girl cartoons and collects figurines and manga but I still stole lunch money off nerds in high school

[Anonymous No.9499273]

>>9498128
dress in chinkcore
seriously, if I was an azn id be all over that shit but instead im a pasty ass white kid who got bullied by other white kids for being too white

[Anonymous No.9499790]

>>9498324
>He called me a faggot afterwards
my sides

for real though, if that was me I'd probably track him down and kill him

[Anonymous No.9500380]

>>9498128
This nympho at my work said she liked asian guys. And chubby guys. The point is, a lot of women won't date you because of some stupid bullshit, but others surely will.

I'm thinking of trying to get into a fuckbuddy-type relationship with her given the fact she seems to be into absolutely everyone, but I'm willing to bet "everyone" doesn't include me. Wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.9500418]

>>9498453
lol pizzaface

[Anonymous No.9500432]

>>9498616
Are all Chinese women like the insufferable cunts on this show?

Also why will a guy's friends seem to actively sabotage his chances of getting one of these yeasty harpies?

[Anonymous No.9500472]

>>9496864
T E X A S
E
X
A
S

[Anonymous No.9500509]

>>9498935
I hate this. I feel like it's so weird to complement people or ask where they copped something but at the same time I really want to know.

[Anonymous No.9500544]

>>9500509
pussy

[Anonymous No.9500568]

>Buy jeans
>They're too large so cut them up to fix them
>Realize after that I don't know how to sew
MOOOOM

[Anonymous No.9500578]

>>9498662
What's even the point of bidding on something with four days to go

[Anonymous No.9500582]

>>9498084
you are /fa/
you did it you won

[Anonymous No.9500585]

>tfw met a /fa/ggot chick on tinder
>she's skinny af, likes raf, and looks HIV-chic

you fucking guys

>if you're reading this - you're weird

[Anonymous No.9500589]

any other skinny guys tried to work out?
i dont feel that good now after like 2 months

[Anonymous No.9500601]

>>9498730
Depends on the camera really. If you see a shitty snapchat shot of yourself, then it won't be accurate due to the phone's lens and etc. Only an expensive camera can give an accurate representation of your face.

However, unless you incessantly take pictures of yourself, then you'll always be weirded out seeing your face differently.

[Anonymous No.9500613]

>want to be effay
>no guides to be effay
>Not sure if getting serious advice or troll
>still an ugly pleb

[Anonymous No.9500621]

>6'4", so too tall to model
>145 lbs, so thin enough to model, but too skinny for women to look at
>hair thinning like a bullied teen age girl
>too depressed to try and make new 'fits, succumbing to dadcore for work and sweats on the weekends
>quit smoking for self-improvement, all I think about is caving
>18 vacation days and nothing to do with them

[Anonymous No.9500645]

>>9500621
6'4 isnt too tall
145 isnt too thin

[Anonymous No.9500662]

>life isn't bad, but I have a body image disorder, moderate depression, and anxiety
>was molested when I was younger by a slightly older teenager
>obviously one of the reasons my social anxiety is so bad
>I periodically grab my head and repeatedly say "fuckfuckfuck" under my breath

I mean, I don't feel crazy. Other than my ticks, I'm pretty normal and cope decently. Have 2 small groups with decent friends and a job. I just can't shake the feeling that my life is going to be a disaster and I'm never going to be anything.

I also can't keep a steady relationship without wanting to bail out immediately.

My life is fucking weird.

[Anonymous No.9500719]

>>9500613
pay more attention to the inspo threads b

[Anonymous No.9500720]

>>9498582
There's a reason nutrition percentages on food are always based on a 2000 calorie diet. That's supposed to be the average calorie intake.

You're eating an average of 900 calories a day. That's less than half the average caloric intake. I don't know your height or current weight, but start using My fitness Pal to track your calories. Slowly work your way up to 2000 calories.

[Anonymous No.9500739]

first step to being effay is not to use any effay guides. just be yourself, as long as you're not an autist.

[Anonymous No.9500855]

>>9496864
the fact that you made a joke involvnig 'injecting marijuanas' means youre probably unfunny irl.
straight girls pls go. lesbian god tier only

[Anonymous No.9500868]

>>9498512
yoox is selling it :^)

[Anonymous No.9500876]

>Depressed
>No Qt GF
>No sick cops in months
>I'll never be effay

[Anonymous No.9500885]

>>9500472
Not her but I am
And also same
Situation
;-;

[Anonymous No.9500922]

>even though I look after mY skin, I still have a face like a pepperoni pizza.
>dress okay, but hate the way things look on me.
>no gf
>bored af with my life.
>wonder why I'm liked at all.
>wanna die quite a lot.

Sorry for the blog post. Just feeling shitty.

[Anonymous No.9500933]

>>9494949
checking your digits out

[Anonymous No.9500940]

>>9500933
>33

[Anonymous No.9500943]

>>9496864
>inject marijuanas

I was making this joke on MMYV about 4-5 years ago, you're fucking awful lmao you dumb bitch.

[Anonymous No.9500947]

>order a small
>small is too big

[Anonymous No.9500977]

>>9500922
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.9501167]

>>9496864
iktfb. I just want to talk to someone with similar interests but they're all so normal.

>>9498329
>No qt bf to cuddle and watch Eraserhead

[Anonymous No.9501183]

>guy follows me on tumblr
>likes litterally every single post that I make
>his blog is complete shit so I can't toss him a follow back, but still feel obligated to acknowledge him

;^(

[Anonymous No.9501417]

>900kcals a day to gain weight

[Anonymous No.9501448]

>>9498128
I'm Asian and Asian girls always flock to me.
Maybe it's cause I don't look the stereotypical yellow man

[Anonymous No.9501563]

>>9498745
obv not ebay, ebay doesn't work like that

wonder where it is that people are that fucking dumb to bid more early on.

[Anonymous No.9501569]

>>9500472
DALLAS
A
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L
A
S

[Anonymous No.9501581]

>>9500613
>not reading the sticky
>wanting serious advice on 4chins
>but not reading the sticky

[Anonymous No.9501601]

>>9496864
Props for saying candyass haven't heard that in a long time

[Anonymous No.9502425]

>>9498139

>tfw when my savage cabbage makes pussy rabid

[Anonymous No.9502430]

>>9494923
Get some monkey bars and stretch your arms out.

[Anonymous No.9503610]

>>9498520
Lydia?

[Anonymous No.9503630]

>tfw no gf
>tfw shy
>tfw friends wonder why I dont have a gf and say I look kinda good
>one day new girl in office
>been having a crush on her but she already have a bf
>confessed to her (after some time)
>said she was very flattered but her feelings towards her bf is still strong
>back to square one

[Anonymous No.9503669]

>>9495038
>tfw get qt gf too
>weighs 86lbs
>haven't fucked yet
>but will

[Anonymous No.9503682]

>>9498084
Why do you think more friends is better than a gf?

[Anonymous No.9503713]

>tfw super bowlcut hair
>tfw dont know what ti do with it
>tfw product damages it

[Anonymous No.9503736]

>>9503630
>confessed to her (after some time)
you don't indicate your feelings to a girl by "confessing" them
there is truly nothing more beta than that

[Anonymous No.9503741]

>>9503669
how can she be your gf if you guys haven't even fucked yet?

[Anonymous No.9503747]

>>9503736
b-but grills like feels, no?

[Anonymous No.9503750]

>>9500662
Get counseling man. It really helps.

>>9498324 you too

My dad was periodically raped by a church figure for 3 years from 12-15. He brought other guys, pissed on him, choked him, the whole nine yards. He was pretty fucked up for a while. I didn't have a dad from 9-16. He dealt with it though. He has major PTSD now, but he's gotten shit tons better. If you don't deal with it now, you will have to deal with it later. Don't let it affect your family's life. Get counseling.

[Anonymous No.9503774]

>>9503747
no, not really.

you should have made a move, tried to get physical. of course that's difficult to do if she's a co-worker who already has a boyfriend, but there are ways to test the water without going overboard

women don't see men who "confess" their feelings as sexual objects, they see them as cute, lost little puppy dogs

[Anonymous No.9503799]

>6'5 and skelly mode
>have trouble putting on weight
>average face but have the same muscle mass as bubble wrap
>too intimidated to join the gym because I go to a university renowned for its sports and it's full of pro athletes

[Anonymous No.9503847]

>>9497966
M A N L E T
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T

[Anonymous No.9503861]

>no real friends
>no gf
>mirin a qt who probably hates me
>ugly
>bad skin
>insecure
>weirdo
At least /fa/ likes my fits, right ?

[Anonymous No.9503998]

isn't there a board for these kind of jokes?

[Anonymous No.9504007]

>>9503861
yea, that's bretty gud unless you're fucking with me and your jacket, sweatshirt is gold and your jeans are white

[Anonymous No.9504027]

>break up with gf
>style getting more on point
>out in great fit get qt's number
>go on a couple dates, she talks about fashion, says I have really good style, uses the word "fuccboi"
>go back to my place a couple of times
>she's so complimentary, loves all my clothes and my look
>fuck a couple of times
>drop her off while she's wearing some of my /fa/ pajamas
>she cuts all contact
>month later contacts me again
>set up date
>she bails
at first it sucked and it sucks I'll never see those clothes again but I'm getting mires again for my clothes. other bad thing
>lifting again
>bulking a bit
>shirts start fitting poorly because chest and delt gains
god dammit

[Anonymous No.9504032]

made the wrong friends at uni, stuck with boring guys that never want to go out or drink.
started smoking weed to make new friends.

[noko No.9504035]

>>9503861
Je suppose que tu veux dire "no bf".

[Anonymous No.9504080]

>>9503799
if they are uni athletes then they aren't pros because they are not allowed to be paid hello

[Anonymous No.9504087]

>>9503750
just wondering, did him being raped affect your perspective of him

[Anonymous No.9504104]

>doing exceptionally well in uni after getting put on academic probation last semester
>brought gpa up from a 1.8 to 3.5+
>had to completely stop hanging out with my friends in order to do this
>theyre all going to panama city for spring break together without me
>dressing better
>spring is coming so i have to buy spring clothes soon
>crush on qt in my class who i had a moment with
>she's 4-5 years older than me and may or may not have a bf
>writing songs about her as i type this
>other girl really likes me but i just feel meh about her so i really don't want to lead her on or date her in general
>afraid to hurt her when she realizes im not into her
>mfw

[Anonymous No.9504106]

>>9500578
people forget my friend always does it then forgets, wins shit that he doesnt even really want

[Anonymous No.9504109]

>>9503861
The shoes are ugly and ruin your fit, a pair of chukkas or whatever would make me actually kinda like your fit, and that's saying a lot because I fucking hate most of /fa/'s fits with a passion.

[Anonymous No.9504140]

>>9503736
I know. I'm a shy fuck. I don't even know how I had previous girlfriends.

Probably because of the breakups and shit that happened made me a recluse and looks sad/angry all the time has taken it's toll on me. But this is just me giving excuses.

[Anonymous No.9504144]

>>9504104
also
>be very un-/fa/ nerdy /v/irgin in high school
>get to uni
>become /fa/ and /mu/
>realize all the great opportunities i missed with getting to be close friends with really cool people
>just trying to be real with everyone

[Anonymous No.9504169]

>>9498324
Actual feels on fa I wasn't ready

[Anonymous No.9504197]

>>9500922
Sounds like you need to step up your exercise regimen. Seriously, if you aren't getting enough exercise already it will probably help with all those things. Sometimes when I feel depressed I just force myself to go to the gym. The endorphins really do make you feel better, and working out also will improve your physique (which will help the way you look in clothes) and help your confidence to get a new gf.

[Anonymous No.9504205]

>>9498541
as an asian bro, why don't you be more constructive you insecure fucker. don't be a put down just cause you got some money grubbing shank who will take our small dicks

[Anonymous No.9504213]

just be normal guys

[Anonymous No.9504234]

>>9503774
>physical
lol rapist

[Anonymous No.9504238]

>>9503774
you're probably a meninist too

[Anonymous No.9504255]

>>9503682
Making lots of friends provides you with increasingly greater opportunities to meet cute girls. If you make good impressions then those people will speak well of you to their friends and try to peddle you off to their single friends or pursue you themselves.

You also potentially get way more opportunities to go out and do dope shit like rent out a lakeside cabin over spring break. Again opening opportunities to get close to cute girls.

You have to take things progressively. Establish a satisfactory circle of friends so that you have good relationships with other people in general before worrying about a deeper relationship with an individual. Or in some cases a shallow one with a fuckbuddy.

If you seem like you're living a dope ass life doing dope ass shit then chances are you will interest some girl that wants to be a part of that.

[Anonymous No.9504272]

>>9496864
>having plural "friends"
>having social circles
>having the nerve to call them "normies"

r-reeee

[Anonymous No.9504282]

>>9496864
>candyass
>inject marijuanas

just stop

[Anonymous No.9504296]

>don't know what 'my style' is
>have a certain way I usually dress but it doesn't feel like it's 'mine' or anything
>every time I get dressed I feel like I'm faking something
>but don't know what the real me looks like
>slowly start buying different styles of shit, still don't know
>i'm a fashion wanderer without a home