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Simple things that make a huge difference in our quest to be "fashionable".

Let me start with:

1. Good posture
2. Proper english

>> No.9313463

being younger than 29

i've never seen a young /fa/ without looking tryhard douchebag

>> No.9313473
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>>9313447
Holy fuck I straightened the fuck out after seeing that. Christ.

Another important factor is voice tonality. Speak out of your chest and not your head. Don't be a bitch.

>> No.9313483

How do I maintain a good posture when sitting? The back of my chair doesnt come to my back so I naturally slouch

>> No.9313496
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9313496

still having hair ;__;

>> No.9313507

having manageable hair is a massive deal

>> No.9313510

>>9313483
sit on a yoga ball or get a standing desk

>> No.9313512

how do i fix my posture? it's so hard to sit right. everything feels uncomfortable

>> No.9313518

>>9313512
+1

>> No.9313531

>>9313512
You want to look up various posture problems (such as anterior pelvic tilt) and see which ones you suffer from. From there, you want to look up the corrective stretches you can do to fix your problem.

AKA Google everything you lazy fuck

PS: the gym helps reinforce your good posture. If you have shit posture, youll fuck up something

>> No.9313533

>>9313512
just make a habit out of it. Every time you find yourself slouching, straighten up

>> No.9313536

>>9313447
I speak a decent english but I have a somewhat noticeable italian accent. next month I'll be in portland for a 6 months, do you think people will find it stupid?

>> No.9313562

>>9313536
Don't waste your time with people that think that having an accent is stupid. They themselves are stupid.

>> No.9313568

>>9313463
Okay grandpa

>> No.9313577
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>>9313447
Who /forwardhead/ here?

>> No.9313580

>>9313577
R-right here... :\

>> No.9313589

>>9313577

I'm Half Lumbar Lordosis and Half Forward Head

fuck me right. . . .. . ;)

>> No.9313597

>>9313589
mite b cool

>> No.9313603
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>> No.9313631

>>9313510
yoga ball

where does the support come from?

>> No.9313639

>>9313562
proper english has nothing to do with accent

>> No.9313641

>>9313577
thoracic kyphosis and forward head
got that depressed teen stance down

>> No.9313642
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9313642

>>9313577
SWAY BACK
W
A
Y

B
A
C
K

for real niggas

>> No.9313648

>>9313447
entrepreneurship
well maintained vehicle
doesn't drink sugar nor eat fast-food

>> No.9313653

>>9313648
>doesn't drink sugar

your mum drinks my cum and I think that has sugar

>> No.9313656
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>>9313496

>> No.9313660

>>9313447
laptops are pleb

whenever i see someone with a laptop, i instantly think of some lazy slob. dont ask why

>> No.9313664

>>9313603
ty baldchan

>> No.9313667

>>9313653
>mum
britbong detected

chavs are never /fa/

>> No.9313670

lurching forward will make you imbalanced where youll fall off
centering your gravity will both keep your balance and promote a straighter posture

>> No.9313671

>>9313667
at least when I go to school I don't get shot
lmao

>> No.9313675

>>9313670
proper posture always feels like gravity will make me shorter over time

>> No.9313678

>>9313653
So his mum is trying to be /fa/?

>> No.9313691

>>9313675
sorry i meant to reply to >>9313631

if youre on a yoga ball, yes youll feel shorter since your weight is centered and producing a crater

>> No.9313704

>>9313671
at least we don't have Muslims, and have freedom of speech..

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>>9313671

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>>9313473
this

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>>9313670
>full of sandniggers
>full of cameras
>full of terrible cuisine, which is being replaced by samosas

>apparently full of pedophiles

kek u guys cant even carve pumpkins

>> No.9313720
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>>9313704

>usa
>freedom

>> No.9313725

>>9313577
tfw good posture but I try to make it somehow even straighter

>> No.9313728

>>9313720
two things you brits hate, eh?

>> No.9313737

i wonder what percentage of america has good posture

>> No.9313742

>>9313728

shut up fatty fat BOY american FAT BOY... EYYY FATTY BOOM BOOM SWEET SUGAR DUMPLING HAVE ANOTHER CREAMCAKE YOU CUNT!!

>> No.9313747

proper fitting clothes is way more important than expensive clothes

also, a minor fit adj at the tailor is prefered

>> No.9313748

>>9313577
I don't think it's as abd as people think they are

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>>9313728
>>9313720
>my fascist nation-state is better because I was born here!!

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>>9313742
>>9313751
holy mad
god bless the usa lol

>> No.9313789

>>9313447
>Proper English
Depends what you mean by that
I hope you're not one of these posh Received Pronunciation cunts that thinks they're speaking "purohpah Inglsh"

Or that lame generic standard American accent that every other basic bitch speaks in

>> No.9313791

>>9313577
lol wtf is lumbar lordosis photoshopped or something? looks weird af

>> No.9313792

>>9313778
>reading comprehension

>> No.9313842

>>9313577
me

>> No.9313853

>>9313447
nice shoes.

>> No.9313889

>>9313473
how? teach me please
I have a strong manly voice but 90% of the time I speak like a stupid boy.
Only gets good after I speak for an hour, of after I drank

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>>9313577
sway back, jaw parallel to the floor, noise in the air reporting in

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>>9313792
i couldnt hear you over your butthurt britfag tone
god bless the US

>> No.9313921

>>9313792
>basic dental care

>> No.9313929

>>9313921
...Yes? better than yours actually

>> No.9313935

>>9313921
damn nigga. what I was saying is that they're both the same fucking place and you look like a retard arguing about it.

>> No.9313945

>>9313447
Is I possible to be /fa/ with Slavic accent? Let's just pretend that my English is fluent and grammatically correct, I just have noticeable Slavic accent (not very thick though) and speak a bit slower than an usual native speaker (not retard tier slowly, just take a second or two before I speak and make short pauses to actually think about what I'm talking about because I don't want to accidentally say something stupid).

>> No.9313954

>>9313945
*Is it
Autocorrect, I'm on my phone

>> No.9313961

>>9313935
>shut up fatty fat BOY american FAT BOY... EYYY FATTY BOOM BOOM SWEET SUGAR DUMPLING HAVE ANOTHER CREAMCAKE YOU CUNT!!

>you look like a retard arguing about it.

uhhh

>> No.9314033

>>9313945
Just depends how fluent you are. No accent sounds good unless the speaker is fluent. In particular Slavic accents sound very deep and slow, so when it's very thick it sounds like a really dumb retarded person

But if you speak well it can be very charming and interesting, anything exotic-sounding is going to be /fa/

>> No.9314119
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>>9313889
One major thing is posture. Correct your posture by whatever means possible. I made a small post detailing how this can be done, but Google is your friend here.

When it comes to voice tonality, one trick you can do is pinch your nose and try to speak normally. If you have a squidward voice, congratulations, you normally speak like a bitch. If your voice is unchanged, you're speaking from your chest. Practice this exercise until you get that feeling of speaking from your chest down, and apply that throughout the day.

>> No.9314171

>>9313536
>>9313639
What this anon said. An accent has nothing to do with speaking properly.

>> No.9314189

>youre not even allowed to own a knife for self defense
>britcucks allow Hadjis Nignogs and Slavgops to rape they bitches
>B R I T C U C K S

>> No.9314191

>>9313577
lumbar lordosis looks like a dollar sign

>> No.9314281

>>9313642
I laughed at this lol

>> No.9314285

>>9313945
That sounds really hot

>> No.9314288

>>9313577
notice how sway back is right behind lumbar lordosis?...

>> No.9314324

>>9314119
that makes no sense. when you plug your nose it prevents you from producing nasalized consonants and, no matter how manly or girly your voice it, you'll be affected by it. the pronunciation of certain sounds REQUIRES you to pass air through your nose. this is some of the dumbest shit i've ever read tbh

>> No.9314338

>>9314324
That's what happens when you listen to sixteen year old armchair doctors on the Internet

Don't you remember all the other epic medical ruses like
-proper mouth position
-literally starving to lose weight
-anti balding/acne drugs with no side effects

>> No.9314378

>>9314338
>>9314324
not that guy but he is saying you should speak from your diaphragm and out your mouth. A lot of Americans have a more nasal voice and this is extremely common.

For other medical things, mouth-breathing is real . Also fucking up your toes because of narrow toe boxes is real.

>> No.9314451

>>9314281
cool

>> No.9314540
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>>9314378
Most modern shoes are seriously godawful for your feet and posture.
Pic related: B is the foot of a person who has never worn shoes. A is the foot of a baby who has worn shoes for three months.
Also, the cure for many foot and back problems (such as plantar fasciitis) is walking barefoot as often as possible.
It's a shame that most "barefoot/minimalist" shoes range from looking goofy to godawful.

>> No.9314578

>>9314540
Nah compared to normal running shoes minimal shoes look pretty sleek

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>>9314324
>>9314338

Please read

>>9314378

I understand the confusion and yes, your speaking will be hampered no matter what if you do this (to varying degrees). I was speaking generally.

Was this supposed to be a foolproof way to determine one's speaking habits? Of course not. This was a quick general exercise.

Lighten up anons :)

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>>9314578
I guess it depends on the shoe in question. Hauraches can look pretty cool with the right fit.

>> No.9314635

>>9313510
>yoga ball
Is it possible to slouch on a yoga ball?

Are there special seats that encourage better sitting posture?

>> No.9314683

>>9314595
No. Sorry.

>> No.9314691

>>9314595
those don't look good with anything m8. They aren't supposed to look good

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>>9314635
Yes - I caught myself do it.
I think the only way is to just catch yourself.

Someone could make a program where a random picture of a severely slouching person pops up every half hour.

>> No.9314705

>>9314695
So is there a point to buying a yoga ball? You might as well buy a normal seat and just sit up straight?

>> No.9314717

>>9314705
Well because youre constantly trying to balance yourself you're passively working your muscles right?

Otherwise you could position your monitor a little higher. You can still slouch. Just practice.

>> No.9314721

>>9314705
it's a way for hipsters to tell people how special they are, and how much you're wrong

>> No.9314725

>>9313473
>Americans think that grumbling English words from the throat is fashionable

>> No.9314741

>>9314717
>youre constantly trying to balance yourself you're passively working your muscles
That might make sense. I might read about it and try

I will probably have the yoga ball and a normal seat. There will probably be times when you can't be fucked sitting on the yoga ball

If you get good at it, you might be able to slouch on it once you get balanced properly. I guess we just need to constantly remind ourselves to sit up straight. I can do it but a few minutes later I forget again

I think happiness levels and confidence levels affect posture too

>>9314721
It is a very hipster looking thing isn't it

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>>9313778
>being so blinded by nationalistic pride that you miss the irony

>> No.9314748

>>9313589
are you a snake?

>> No.9314751

>>9314189
>expects anyone to listen to him when he gargles slurs

>> No.9314768

>>9314378
Wait how do you know if shoes fuck up your feet or not?

Like should there be room for your toes to wiggle, if the shoes fit? Or should they fit in there really snugly and fixed in place?

I don't have fucked up feet, just asking for a friend lol

>> No.9314786

>>9313742
Ali go back 2 Africa

>> No.9314951

>>9314751
>implying that makes him wrong

>> No.9314963

>proper English
I have an accent and this shit has helped me pull a lot of tail here in murica.

>> No.9314989

>>9314963
by proper english, he means grammar. Don't use the word "ain't," avoiding saying 4 letter words constantly, avoid contractions, don't say swag, and speak like you go to an ivy league.

accents have nothing to do with speaking english properly. Vernacular and ebonics have more of a chance of making you sound like an autistic retard than do your southern drawl.

>> No.9315008

>>9314989
Thank you.

>> No.9315081

>>9313447
deep voice and big penis

>> No.9315103

>>9313577

90% of 4chan is probably forward head/lordosis

>> No.9315589

>>9313907
w2c shirt

>> No.9315591

>>9314338
how is starving yourself to lose weight a ruse? its not good for your body but it works

>> No.9315596

>>9313447
>Proper english
most common people tend to make fun of you for speaking proper english.

>> No.9315599

>>9315591
Plz get aids

>> No.9315627

>>9315596
proper english is debatable he should have said literacy and communication skills

context appropriate like when man is in endz yu dont move round chattin posh get me blud but when you're sending emails to clients you use proper sentence structure and professional vocabulary

>> No.9315744

>>9313496
Having bad hair is worse. I shave every two days, no receding hairline.
By the way: perpendicular nose.

>> No.9315824

>tfw suit jackets never fit because one shoulder is higher than the other


;x

>> No.9315891

>>9313577
im like the opposite of lumbar lordosis
what is this called

>> No.9315913

>>9313719
What are you talking about, retard?

>> No.9316009

>>9314189
>knife
>self protection

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>tfw fat lips so have a bit of a lisp

end me.

>> No.9316073

>>9313907
>>9315589
seconding

>> No.9316079

>>9316021
oh shit is this why black people have a lisp more often?