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Hey /fa/. I am the woodland man here again. I like coming here and talking to you all periodically. I'm the guy who moved to Toronto from the woods and is acclimating for school.

A few days ago someone from a modelling agency approached me. They mentioned I have very great facial harmony and my eye color alone could get me some jobs.

As a child, I did some runway modelling and commercials, but that is about it. My application has been sent in (I had to give them pictures), so hopefully things could work out. I clearly don't look like a "model", but he assured me they need all types of looks just as long as its unique.

I'd like to shwo you all the pictures I sent.

I am 6'3" and 156 lbs by the way. My body is bad but again, the guy said I just need to lose some weight and it won't matter.

Here is the first of 3 pictures. The company is called Wilhelmina, I guess some of their models were doing something in Toronto at this time.

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Here is the second picture. Yes, my body is not good.

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Here is the last picture. My eye color was not edited in any way. I was blessed in this regard. Since moving here in September, nearly 10 people (seemingly art students) have asked to take HD pictures of my eyes.

>> No.9215749

God. You fucking autistic weirdo.

>> No.9215758

Let's assume this is serious.

As is, you're most likely not going to hear anything back. Your body is awful. Measurements are priority number one in modeling. That said, you have great eyes and good facial structure minus some excess fat. If you were to get intensively fit, it could be possible in the next 6 months or so.

Modeling isn't that great, but if you can do it on the side of doing other things then I suggest it. It IS NOT worth dedicating a ton of time to in order to fit the mold, but honestly it would just generally be beneficial to fit anyways.

>> No.9215773

>>9215758
Yes, I mentioned how my body is skinnyfat and he said they'd still sign me if I can show them improvement.

>> No.9215795

AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

>> No.9215821

>>9215711
i-is this a... a joke?

>> No.9215824

>>9215710
If you are 6'3", then you are absolutely not 156 lbs.

I'm your height, I weigh more, and I'm way skinnier.

>> No.9215828

>>9215824
It's the truth my friend. I thought it was 165 due to the scale at home, but was recently weighed at the doctor.

191cm as well.

>> No.9215832

>>9215828
how skinny are you legs lmao

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I was going to send them this picture, but it seemed a little inappropriate. It is in HD though.

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>>9215835
nice 1 dogg

>> No.9216434

>>9215795
intense jealousy detected

>> No.9216438

Did op smash?

>> No.9216646

>>9215710
dangies u fuck stop hanging your mouth open what would Mike Mew think if he saw you?

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>>9215710
gr8 b8 m8

>> No.9216992

Dangies sluthate supports u boyo 24/7 don't let them make fun of u ;)
You're a strong 9 if ud work out, your eye color alone makes it ;)

>> No.9217020

>>9216434
just drop the trip, moron

>> No.9217026 [DELETED] 

Goddamnit. You again? You have good facial aesthetics, height, hair and your body is fine. Can you just stop being an insecure bitch.

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>>9215710
Lmao holy shit.
If somebody sent me these pics I'd fucking piss myself, I really hope you're not serious opee.

>> No.9217031

>>9215710
>6'3
>156lbs
>told to lose some weight.
You're either trolling or are skinnyfat in which case becoming a skeleton won't make you look better.

>> No.9217033

Goddamnit. You again? You have good facial aesthetics, height, hair and your body could be fixed by a few months in the gym. Can you stop being an insecure bitch? Or maybe you're just attention whoring.

>> No.9217051

have you ever considered going ER? straight to the ER??? hmm?

>> No.9217076

>>9215710

dump qt gf pics plz

>> No.9217130

HEY guys i found op on thisa Cool website called sluthate. They rrate women there and want to bedcome slayers.

>> No.9217525

>>9215710

Hi Dangies, SlutHate crew checking in.

Lookin' good brah.

>> No.9217641

please dont take away my soul :(

>> No.9217910

This loser posts images of his cock and makes constant posts about himself on a website called sluthate.com. Ignore, sage, hide.