/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.9199717]

Experienced male hairstylist here. Post a 3/4th or front facing picture (3/4th better) and I'll tell you what to do with your hair.

Gonna do this for 20-30 minutes before I leave for work!

[Anonymous No.9199718]

>>9199717
>Experienced male hairstylist here.
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.9199720]

>>9199718
asd

[Anonymous No.9199783]

Help someone with a long oval face, but a very weak chin/jawline, compliment his face as well as he can.

My hair is very long so I can do literally any suggestions you have.

[Anonymous No.9199784]

Pls

[Anonymous No.9199789]

I'm growing the sides out so I can sweep them back and the top too so it can go sort of back/ to the sides.

If I go to the barber is there anything more specific I should tell them other than "trim the back and just tidy up the rest", or any particular look similar to what I'm going for that you'd recommend?

[Anonymous No.9199794]

>>9199717

[Anonymous No.9199803]

>>9199784
>>9199789
>>9199794

retards
look at the time of the post

[Anonymous No.9199806]

>>9199803
Let me dream~

[Anonymous No.9199811]

[Anonymous No.9199958]

1/2

Just got this haircut. Does it suit me? Advice to make it better

[Anonymous No.9199960]

>>9199958
Woops

[Anonymous No.9199967]

>>9199960
2/2

[Anonymous No.9199968]

>>9199794
Nice eyebrows and monkey hairline lmao

Get off 4chan ur mom wants u to go to bed

[Anonymous No.9199992]

hey guys OP here. I'm on my break at the moment and thought I'd see if anyone posted in the end. I'll check again if I get a chance later, but for now, here's my advice on what you guys should get.

>>9199784
as you have glasses, you don't want anything with a fringe. I'd recommend a hitler youth
>>9199789
try a hitler youth to flatter your jaw line
>>9199794
as you're going to want something to pair with subtle facial hair, I'd say you should go for a hitler youth
>>9199811
long hair on the side does not frame your face in a flattering way. get a hitler youth
>>9199960
oh baby you're just gagging for a hitler youth

[Anonymous No.9199995]

Please help me OP, you're my only hope

I think I have a diamond shaped face, I would appreciate some help.

[Anonymous No.9200001]

>>9199995
although it looks like a daimond from the 3/4 view, this is only due to the facial hair. From the front, it's clearly more of a 'heart' silhouette. This is naturally a pretty attractive masculine face shape, so to draw attention to the strong features, ask your hairdresser for a hitler youth

[Anonymous No.9200003]

Thoughts? SLightly damp atm

[Anonymous No.9200006]

>>9200003
Another

[Anonymous No.9200009]

goddamnit man you cant just say hitler youth or everyone. HY is to elongate the face. Have a square face? HY. And there are multiple HY's anyways. Are you talking about sicked back? Faded? Side part? You say HY, but give no details.

[Anonymous No.9200010]

>>9199992
7/10 made me giggle

[Anonymous No.9200011]

>>9200009
autism

[Anonymous No.9200014]

>>9200009
that's the joke

[Anonymous No.9200032]

nice thread
>sage

[Anonymous No.9200033]

>>9200001
Thanks man I will, you're so knowledgeable!

>>9200009
I think you're just mad that you're not a stylist like OP. I bet he does Rick's hair.

[Anonymous No.9200043]

>>9200003
>>9200006
I've been flicking through the magazines my boss gets in, and a guy in there had pretty much the exact same facial outline as you, and his hair looks pretty great. if you can pick up a copy of the december issue of Hairdresser's Journal, clip the image from page 43 and show it to your hairdresser (that's the page with the guy who looks like you). if you can't get a copy though, your hairdresser might get what you mean if you ask him for a "hitler youth." good luck!

[Anonymous No.9200077]

>>9199717

[Anonymous No.9200082]

>>9200077

[Anonymous No.9200086]

>>9200077
>>9200082
wish id read the thread before, already my to ask for a hy now

[Anonymous No.9200097]

>>9200077
>>9200082
So I printed out your first photo and placed it on one of our cutting chairs. Around this chair, I drew a pentagram in Garnier Nutrisse Ultra Colour 6.60, Fiery Red, and at each point of the pentagram, I placed one of the five elements of hairdressing (scissors, comb, shampoo, VO5 Matte Clay Wax and, of course, a lock of my own hair). As soon as I placed my hair, there was a subtle, but noticeable rumble from under the floor. Within seconds, the power went out, and I heard a screaming, unlike anything I've ever heard before, seeming as if it was coming from everywhere. As the rumbling grew more intense, a low pitched voice could be heard over the screams, but somehow intertwined with them, almost as if it were formed of the screams themselves. It was strange, I had never heard the language being spoken by the voice. It sounded Latinate, although I can confirm it almost definitely was not latin. Despite this, I could somehow still understand what the voice was saying to me. It was slowly chanting "hitler youth, hitler youth, hitler youth," over and over again, until eventually it reached a cacophony. Before I knew it, the whole building was shaking "HITLER YOUTH," the voice bellowed in tongues. I held my scissors close to my chest for protection and then, just as suddenly as it started, the voice and rumbling stopped, and the light returned. The pentagram was gone, along with the five elements. All that was left was your photograph, but now, it had a hitler youth haircut.

Ask your hairdresser for one of those.

Anyway, my next client turned up, so I'll get back to the rest of you later. cheers guys!

[Anonymous No.9200124]

You never know op returns.

[Anonymous No.9200162]

>>9199992
>>9200097
nice try, hitler

[Anonymous No.9200168]

>>9200124
OP here
I recommend you ask your barber for a hitler youth

[Anonymous No.9200866]

[Anonymous No.9200891]

op here. one of my appointments cancelled so I've got a couple minutes to give more advice

>>9200124
as both of my parents died when I was an infant, I spent much of my youth fending for myself. of course, this was often at the expense of others, in the form of stealing from anyone who looked like they could spare the money. one day, walking the streets trying to gather enough money for my next meal, I saw a proper landed gentry type, sauntering down the road, radiating an air of nonchalance. he was a typical mark for pickpocketing, the sort who, even if he did realise I'd taken something, would have vast swathes of wealth eclipsing that which I had taken, in turn eclipsing my crime and allowing me to get by unpunished. I followed my prey until he entered a crowd, at which point I struck. however, it turned out not to be just myself doing the striking. as soon as my hand was in my pocket, I felt a grasp on my wrist. I'd been caught! however, instead of turning me into the police, the man took pity on me, and helped me turn my life around. he took me in and, I would love to say that he treated me as one of his own, but really it was a harsh but fair rule of accommodating me, and teaching me his art - the art of hairdressing. following eight years of tutoring, just as he was ready to call me a true master of the artform, he was struck ill just as my parents were before him. I stood by his bedside every day, but it was for nothing. he was weak, he couldn't talk, and I was under the impression he could barely even feel my presence. after weeks of silence, he suddenly mustered his last breath and whispered unto me his last syllables. "H.Y." he said to me. I had racked my brain for the last nine years trying to understand what this meant. was it initials? did he wish for me to meet the japanese actress Haruna Yabuki? The indian beauty Himangini Singh Yadu maybe? No. Today I saw your picture and I finally understand what he mean. "Hitler Youth." Ask your hairdresser

[Anonymous No.9200912]

>>9200866
I gazed at your image for hours, searching myself and my Hair magazine archive trying to figure out what haircut to suggest for you. I have to come clean, I was completely stumped. I have never had this issue before. clients and colleagues alike have called me the harbinger of hairstyles, always knowing the haircut to suggest for anyone. this is the first time I have felt failure in all my years of styling. today, I had to turn to a higher power: the magic eight ball. I stared at your image and whispered your post number to the ancient artefact of voodoo and solemnly shook the ball. I have attached a photograph of its advice to my post. I trust the eight ball, but I fear I no longer trust myself for not being able to give more forthright advice and, for this, I apologise profusely.