/fa/ feels thread

[genghis khan !/3DUcWLUKs No.9181363]

>you will never be a socialite

[Anonymous No.9181368]

>being 4'11

[resuton !Ra7KD827ds No.9181385]

>>9181363
Actually, I've gotten this feel too. I'll probably never have my own Wikipedia article saying that I'm a socialite.

[Anonymous No.9181402]

>tfw small, receded jaw and chin

[Anonymous No.9181405]

>>9181402
ouch iktfb. just try not to mouthbreathe and get braces

[genghis khan !/3DUcWLUKs No.9181406]

>>9181385
>you'll never attend parties with significant people every week
>you'll never be a mediocre looking and be a model just because of your connections
>you'll never be rich enough to wear whatever you want

[Anonymous No.9181417]

Daily reminder that your face is ruined because of your environment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY3bIMRKil8 [Embed] [Embed]

cliffs:
-Humans very recently have been eating a soft low volume diet, which means less use of jaw muscles and weaker jaw muscles
-Humans very recently have been weaned off breastfeeding early, so have developed improper swallowing patterns and tongue positions
-Humans very recently have had a rise in allergies, which has led to mouth-breathing and lowered tongue position
-Human bones are very malleable, force from facial muscles and the tongue alter the shape of the bones
-All of these factors combined have led to poor form and function of the face:
-- ugly, downward growth
-- a lack of horizontal growth
-- short, receding chins
-- narrow palates
-- crowded, poorly aligned teeth
-- recessed, elongated midfaces with poor cheekbones
-- less room for the tongue, leading to snoring, sleep apnoea, general breathing problems
-- etc.
The best way to try to fix these problems if you are already affected is to ensure that the teeth are together, the lips are together and the tongue is on the roof of the mouth, as well as chewing a lot of tough foods.

[Anonymous No.9181423]

>>9181417
for u >>9181402

[Anonymous No.9181436]

>tfw pill head.

[resuton !Ra7KD827ds No.9181464]

>>9181406
>you will never enjoy the finest that life has to offer
>why live

One day, I will join the ranks of the rich and beautiful. One day.

[Anonymous No.9181475]

>>9181464
>One day, I will join the ranks of the rich and beautiful. One day.
only when youre old and worn out and it doesnt matter anymore

>you will never grow up living the life

[Anonymous No.9181481]

>>9181464
step one: stop shitposting

[Anonymous No.9181494]

>tfw bachelors degree in modelling
>tfw ugly as Sartre

[Anonymous No.9181500]

>>9181494
>he goes to college for modeling

[Anonymous No.9181507]

>splotchy grey/white everywhere
>allergic to dyes

I'd rather be bald, but that razor burn. fucking hell.

[Anonymous No.9181562]

>>9181494
>bachelors degree in modeling
Do you realize how retarded that sounds?

[resuton !Ra7KD827ds No.9181567]

>>9181475
This bothers me a lot. I don't want to slave away at a desk job, buy a midrange car, take out a mortgage on a house in the suburbs, grow old, and die like the countless millions before me.

But it motivates me to work harder. I'll get there one day.

>>9181481
You're right.

[Anonymous No.9181575]

>>9181363

>>tfw everything comes out of my mouth the wrong way
>>tfw everyone probably thinks I'm arrogant and hates me
>>tfw no idea how to verbally express anything

[Anonymous No.9181613]

I hate hand washing my clothing but it feels rewarding and I further appreciate my garmets.
A true /fa/ feel.

[resuton !Ra7KD827ds No.9181616]

>>9181575
Read "How to Win Friends and Influence People".

[Anonymous No.9181669]

>tfw i'll never fill my mouth with muddle cock

[Anonymous No.9181688]

>>9181368
How did you escape from North Korea ?

[Anonymous No.9181760]

>>9181616
not user?

[Anonymous No.9181763]

>>9181368
danny devito?

[Anonymous No.9181774]

>>9181575

[Anonymous No.9181784]

>qt who always dresses well and looks nice that you've talked to a few times invites you over to her house to "hang out with her and a group of mostly female friends and work together on an individual project"
>feel depressed on the day you're supposed to go, don't really want to go out, and know you won't get any work done if there's a bunch of people there messing around
>don't go
>she texts me asking why you didn't show up
>stare at the screen for a few minutes and don't know what to say

uguu~

[genghis khan !/3DUcWLUKs No.9181798]

>>9181784
"my grandma died"

[Anonymous No.9181803]

>>9181784
just hang yourself with the fake designers you bought you autistic beta pleb

[resuton !Ra7KD827ds No.9181977]

>>9181784
">feel depressed on the day you're supposed to go, don't really want to go out, and know you won't get any work done if there's a bunch of people there messing around"

write this

[Anonymous No.9182097]

>>9181616
Will it give me +3 Charisma??

[Anonymous No.9182141]

>>9181363
>>9181798
ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.9182149]

>>9181616

Great book actually recommend

[Anonymous No.9182163]

>>9181774
>>9181616

[Anonymous No.9182199]

>>9181417
none of these things will affect you lol

[Anonymous No.9182211]

>>9181798
So did you go to tropfest Genghis?

[Anonymous No.9182218]

>>9181417
>The best way to try to fix these problems if you are already affected is to ensure that the teeth are together

your teeth shouldn't be touching when your mouth is closed/resting

[Anonymous No.9182227]

>5'4
>virgin
>19
>done growing
:(

[genghis khan !/3DUcWLUKs No.9182280]

>>9182211
whats tropfest? i haven't been frequenting this board for a long time so idk what that is

[Anonymous No.9182282]

>>9182227
its ok m8 its really not so bad, find a short girl

[Anonymous No.9182439]

>I just wanna stay friends

[resuton !Ra7KD827ds No.9182444]

>>9182280
it's the world's largest short film festival

started yesterday i think in sydney

[Anonymous No.9182452]

>>9181363
>6'3"
>5.5" dink
why.jpg

[genghis khan !/3DUcWLUKs No.9182469]

>>9182444
sounds cool, its coming to NY in June so I might check it out then actually

nice trips

[Anonymous No.9182484]

>>9181363
>tfw u will never overcome your crippling depression you've felt since primary school
>tfw u never had a fulfilling family life
>tfw u know ull kill urself, just dont know when

[Anonymous No.9182485]

>>9182452
>tfw
I know that feel well, bruv.

[Anonymous No.9182500]

>>9182484
please don't dude

it all gets better

when Im depressed I find sitting in central park for a while makes me feel better

[resuton !Ra7KD827ds No.9182504]

>>9182484
Seek therapy/professional help if you have not already done so.

>>9182469
Thanks

unrelated but do you/anybody happen to know any good movies/songs/books?

[Anonymous No.9182534]

>tfw five pounds away from the boundary line between "normal" and "under" weight
>tfw 90 extra grams of legal amphetamines because i filled my scrip late
>don't know when i'll take them, but know i will
>don't know when i'll feel thin enough, and don't know if i ever will
>made dinner after working all day
>urge to throw out half of it

im definitely not back on the road to anorexia or anything

[genghis khan !/3DUcWLUKs No.9182544]

>>9182504
what are you looking for particularly? three colors series is great

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Colors_trilogy

[resuton !Ra7KD827ds No.9182584]

>>9182534
stay strong

[resuton !Ra7KD827ds No.9182597]

>>9182544
Anything interesting. Trying to culture myself a bit.

And thanks, will look into those Three Colors movies; sounds like an interesting premise.

[genghis khan !/3DUcWLUKs No.9182620]

>>9182597
>Trying to culture myself a bit
dont do this lol

just go on /lit/ and /tv/ and look around for stuff that interests you

but yeah check out that trilogy its really good

[Anonymous No.9182903]

>found my grail for great price
>two sizes too big
I'm seriously about to cry

[Anonymous No.9182937]

>>9181977
>>9181784
This. Be honest.

[resuton !Ra7KD827ds No.9182945]

>>9181784
>>9182937
This

>>9182620
Just trying to find stuff I like (or at least a better hobby than 4chan). Sorry if I worded that weirdly.

And thanks man. I was checking out /mu/ the other day and just playing random songs on there, found a few bands I like :)

[Anonymous No.9182962]

>>9182903
buy it and take it to a tailor
easy peasy
ive done this so much with XL rick leathers that ive copped for 1/7 of retail via ebay lmao

unless its shoes then sorry bruh

[Anonymous No.9182986]

>tfw suicidal thoughts every day

>tfw looking at self harm pictures like pornography without masturbating
>tfw scars make me look like a maniac

>tfw social anxiety

>tfw misophonia has turned me into a rude, irritable cunt

>talking to someone I met through a mental health organisation
>they're pretty reserved in person but incredibly kind talking online
>tfw they're going through the same shit as me and I might have to watch them slowly kill themselves despite my best efforts and loyalty

>tfw I have to walk past the park every day where I last saw a girl that's on the other side of the world now
>tfw i'm still in love with her

[Anonymous No.9183005]

>>9182452
>>9182485

just get good at foreplay/head, girls don't give a fuq about the size of ur dick if you're good at that shit

[Anonymous No.9183009]

>>9182986
stay strong man. I know it's hard. I think about doing it for hours everyday but I just take it day by day now and it has made it a lot easier

[Anonymous No.9183012]

>>9182986
>>tfw suicidal thoughts every day
>>tfw social anxiety

same

embrace it

thats why i spend all my money of black four figure designer garments and cigarettes no therapy like retail therapy

rest of ur post is lame tho

[Anonymous No.9183017]

>>9182986
dude u gotta go see a psychologist or something, they'll help with the social anxiety at the very least

[Anonymous No.9183029]

>>9183017
I have done.
despite common belief, professionals are pretentious clinicians with no empathy and no desire to help. they're not volunteers yknow. all I got was a prozac prescription that hasn't made any difference even after 6 months use and an increased dose.
"get help" is so much easier said than done

[Anonymous No.9183056]

>tfw addicted to coffee
>tfw ran out
>tfw can't even afford any cause I spent all my money on sick cops
>suffering from coffee withdrawal.

KILL ME

[Anonymous No.9183060]

>furries got gassed today
>feel guilty about enjoying this fact

[Anonymous No.9183062]

>>9183029
I only say this because I sought help when in a similar (but not as dire) position to you, and it really helped me work through my issues, and gave me ways to deal with stuff in the future. Maybe mental health care is different where you live (I'm from Aus).
I honestly do hope you work through your issues though.

[Anonymous No.9183068]

>>9183029
>prozac
Do you feel like that has made it worse? I have OCD and have been dealing with depression for > 8 years but I've heard so many nightmarish stories about it getting even worse once people go on meds that I've always pussied out every time I've set an appointment with a professional.

[Anonymous No.9183084]

>>9182986
holy fuck those are some heavy feels

[Anonymous No.9183099]

>>9183029
>I got was a prozac prescription
Because you went to a psychiatrist and not a psychologist.
You do seem to focus on the negatives a lot.
It's like a never-ending cycle of defeatism.

[Anonymous No.9183126]

>5'7
>19
>virgin
>shit at major Im doing

[Anonymous No.9183139]

>>9183126
& what major might that be?

[Anonymous No.9183146]

>>9183139
women studies

[Anonymous No.9183161]

>tfw depressed since middle school
>tfw wasted nearly all of my teenage years being stressed af because of OCD and worrying constantly about school.
>tfw realized 7 months ago that I hate myself and who I'm becoming
>trying to change and find hobbies and interests and stop wasting my life
>transferred schools this year and haven't made any friends
>found out this year I'm graduating 3 semesters early
>2 semesters left
>still a virgin
>never been to a party
>5'4"
>insecure as fuck
>terrified of the real world and it's coming at me way faster than I'm ready for
>I'm scared

[Anonymous No.9183173]

>tfw the Chinese have ruined fashion and forced everything to be commercial
>tfw they buy $5000 mismatched fits because their fathers own a rice factory and live as peasants while feeding money to their children
>tfw Chinese are like consumerist apes - can't think or operate properly in society, seemingly drift around confused 24/7
>tfw they invade countries and cultures under the guise of immigration
>tfw the fashion industry continues to pander to these people because they have the money
>tfw high-fashion brands like Balenciaga now make generic Asian hood-rat sneakers
>tfw fashion is now about the Asian money and there is nothing you can do about it

[Anonymous No.9183178]

I'm right on the verge of suicide. I just can't be bothered anymore I'm tired. Cried every tear years ago. Don't feel sad angry or anything just empty

I really wanna kill myself before christmas but it's hard

[Natalie Portman !SLUTnhtDFg No.9183184]

>>9183178
Why waste the life you have left?

[Anonymous No.9183186]

>>9183184
Because you only die twice

[Anonymous No.9183191]

>>9183161
You can do it man. Just nut up and talk to someone in your classes. And just crash a party, if its reasonably sized no one will give a fuck

[Anonymous No.9183229]

>>9183191
>Just nut up
>saying this to a depressed person
top fucking kek

[Anonymous No.9183297]

>>9181363
But u can still egalite and fraternite anon!!!

[Anonymous No.9183319]

>chubby cheeks no matter how much weight I lose
>giant baby eyes
>ash blonde hair

why even be alive?

[Anonymous No.9183321]

>>9182484
I keep giving myself deadlines to kill myself and I keep pussing out at the last minute. Fuck cutting, fuck overdosing: next year I'm buying a gun.

[Anonymous No.9183339]

>>9181567
>But it motivates me to work harder.

lel
right into their fucking trap

[Anonymous No.9183346]

>>9183319
to make your ex jealous and regretful she broke up with you ;)

i

[Anonymous No.9183348]

>>9181567
>aspires to a vapid idealized 'rich-guy' existence
>is currently shit-posting on /fa/

Makes sense.

[Anonymous No.9183350]

any1 want to be friends?

[Anonymous No.9183352]

>>9183173
underrated post

[pigfuck, niggerbane, kikekille(...) No.9183357]

>>9183346
>tfw kikes run the world
>tfw central banks, federal reserve, ADL, hollywood, IMF, MIC, corrupt government, bestiality, pornography, pedophilia are all controlled and perpeuated by zionist jews
>tfw we're currently living in the rothschilds dynasty
>tfw most of you are so stupid you'll go through your life never knowing the reality of the world
>tfw you're good goyim, useless, sedentary, weak and stupid
>tfw you're all contributing to the genocide of the white race
>tfw theres niggers on this board who think they arent subhuman

its tough

[Anonymous No.9183375]

>>9183357
yep

I cant relate to its fullest though, because I'm central Asian, and I would slaughter and ride whites and everyone else not of my culture and nation into degeneracy just like kikes if I had the power

It's ok though, whites would (and historically did) do the same

We still can unite against kikes however, and then have a fair brawl for world dominance ;)

[Anonymous No.9183378]

>spend hundreds of dollars on clothes
>couple 100+ dollar pants
>cp's
>don't even go out
>don't have a gf
>don't even have friends

[Anonymous No.9183381]

>>9181402
iktf

[Anonymous No.9183383]

>>9183378
but dont you feel better in cool clothes? I am in same situation, and it just feels better. whatever happens, I have my clothes to lie on bed and cry in :)

[Anonymous No.9183393]

>>9183383
Not that guy but same have same shit. Yes I feel alot better about myself when wearing nice clothes :)

[Anonymous No.9183395]

>realize you have no friends
>realize youre ugly and short
>realize youre not good at anything and arent that smart
>realize that you have a boring personality because your personal worth is near zero and you have experienced nothing
>virgin
>never had gf
>20 years old
I just want to kill myself but I dont want my mom to experience me dying before she does and she's just 40 ;_;

[Anonymous No.9183396]

>>9183383
kinda.

[Anonymous No.9183399]

>get good job
>more happy weeks
>less shitty depressed weeks
>feeling more confident
>starting to appreciate my friends more
>started wearing glasses actually look kinda handsome
>getting a few decent /fa/ cops
>going on family trip to /fa/ city for new years
>visiting some sick art galleries
>gonna do some shopping
>apc store, acne, the list could go on
>pretty sure new girl in our group is mirin me sometimes
>moving to canada in a year
>mfw maybe gonna make it

/fa/ i will never forget you

[Anonymous No.9183403]

>>9182227
>>9182282
Or become the short girl.

[Anonymous No.9183408]

>>9183399
what country you live in OP?

why do you have to go somewhere to shop?

why dont you just order online?

[Anonymous No.9183411]

tfw almost have a gf

we met up yesterday
almost had my hand in her panties
she wanna go out this weekend
i think this is the one i want to lose my v card with
or that 10/10 japanese escort half an hour away from my house
havent decided yet

[Anonymous No.9183421]

>>9183408
I do order stuff online sometimes and most of the stores nearby are mall-tier shit or #menswear, there's like one or two decent shops and they don't have a great range

going on holiday with fam anyway figured I'd do some shopping while I'm there since there's heaps of decent stores

[Anonymous No.9183423]

>>9183421
>tfw high fashion stores like Yohji and shit in my city
>tfw that part of the city is stacked as fuck and they know if you have money or not just by looking at you
>tfw too poor to even browse

[Alp Girl No.9183425]

>>9183423
Get a job?

[Anonymous No.9183432]

>>9183423
the store employees aren't even rich otherwise they wouldn't work in a fucking clothes store

i doubt even yohji himself would give a shit that poor people are browsing through his clothes in fact I imagine he'd probably welcome you in to look at them

[Anonymous No.9183436]

>>9183423
>giving a fuck about other people
>2015

lmao u cant be serious

[Anonymous No.9183438]

>>9183425
Im 20 and never had a job ever, Im considering suicide

>>9183432
nah man the social anxiety of being there kills me
I feel like Im not welcomed

[Anonymous No.9183453]

>>9183432
> the store employees aren't even rich otherwise they wouldn't work in a fucking clothes store

baffles me why the fuck they act like hard cunts, even though I never had such experience

but yeah, just remember that they are fucking scum, working in lowest retail positions possible, they are fucking servants, like retail versions of waiters

[Anonymous No.9183455]

>>9183411
autism

[Anonymous No.9183473]

>>9183455
y

[Anonymous No.9183492]

>tfw sports has become your method of escapism
>lifting, sprinting, cycling and acrobatics are your only real pleasures in life
>the gym is your comfort zone
>you use it as an excuse not to pursue women or get a decent job

>that fucking feel when people admire you for your athletic achievements, but they don't know what is really happening with me

"Healthy" lifestyle my ass
in the end I'm just another endorphin junkie

fuck

[Anonymous No.9183496]

>>9181567
>and die like the countless millions before me.
Death makes us all even, so don't be such a whining pussy.

When the game is over, the king and the pawn go back into the same box.

[Anonymous No.9183501]

>>9183453
they aren't scum they are just normal people working jesus get off 4chan

[Stalker !dpPsh0zcfo No.9183510]

>>9183501
I'm pretty sure they're scum.

[Anonymous No.9183513]

>>9183411
>almost had my hand in her panties
how do you almost put your hand in her panties?
either you didn't try to, or you did and she rejected you

there's no "almost

[Anonymous No.9183517]

>>9181977
this so much

[Anonymous No.9183521]

>>9181363
It's hard to be a socialite when you're a racist.

[Anonymous No.9183646]

>>9182227
>6'2"
>virgin
>25
>still living with parents

[Anonymous No.9183655]

>>9183646

ouch

[Anonymous No.9183670]

>>9183029
because psychiatrist is not supposed to be a therapist, at least where I live it's uncommon. Go to a real therapist, psychologist I mean.
weekly sessions + meds and my life is significantly better now

[Anonymous No.9183675]

>>9183161
this is me a year ago, beside not having any opportunity to party
Have you been to a therapist? Seriously, it helped me a lot.

[Anonymous No.9183687]

>>9183646
I never really understood the thing about living with parents, does it have to do with culture? Is there some negative connotation affixed to living with your parents?

What if someone likes living with their parents even though they are financially capable?

What if it's the other way around? What if even though you live with my parents, but it's actually your house and they are the ones living with you?

[Anonymous No.9183688]

>>9181417
thanks for this video anon

[Anonymous No.9183693]

>>9183687

live with your* parents, sorry

[Anonymous No.9183702]

>>9183646

>5'5
>not a virgin
>19
>living with gf

:^)

[Anonymous No.9183729]

>>9183687
ye, american shit mostly

[Anonymous No.9183731]

>>9183702
>6'4
>not a virgin
>18
>no gf, but would like to live with one

:^)
I still have one more year
and nine more inches

[Anonymous No.9183745]

>>9181363

Do not have that feel, as despite growing up poor, I made something of myself and can afford much more than I can ever hope to spend. I probably have shit-tier taste, though.

Also:

>tfw 5'10 and 205 pounds
>want to be more effay but cannot stop lifting
>fa/fit crossover problems

[Anonymous No.9183771]

How can I meet girls?

Seriously, /fa/. I just suck at this shit. I thought going to college would open my opportunities up completely, but I really haven't made any new friends. I'm going to actually move to another city since I'll be moving out next year, but I feel like I'm missing out on life as a result. I mean, I like to think I'm a pretty down-to-earth guy and easy to talk to once we know each other a bit better, but I really don't know how to meet new people, much less qt grills

Also
>tfw 20 year old on my way to wizard status

[Anonymous No.9183777]

>>9183702
>5'4
>not a virgin, made a sexing's many times
>21
>living on my own, girls come over sometimes to play mario kart

:^)

[Anonymous No.9183785]

>you will never get the courage to finally kill yourself

[Anonymous No.9183788]

>>9183777
>4'7
>lost virginity with the bearded woman from my freakshow cast
>31
>have my own shack, the marvelous marvin and the contortionist come over sometimes to play poker

:^)

[Anonymous No.9183824]

>>9181575
fuck, damn.

[Anonymous No.9183836]

>>9181363
>She liked me too all these years

[Anonymous No.9183837]

>Will never go to a underground techno club to dance and meet weird fa people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUS4jIaSIos

[Anonymous No.9183841]

>>9183785
Good.

[Anonymous No.9183845]

>>9183788
kek

[Anonymous No.9183853]

>alternate between black skinnies and slim black jeans every day
>have no desire to wear any other pants

[Anonymous No.9183864]

>>9181402
This

Iook stupid as fuck because I have a big build and then my head is like really tiny

[Anonymous No.9183872]

>>9181417
Thanks for making me feel even Whittier about my smallface

[Anonymous No.9183876]

>tfw wake up in bed with an absolutely adorable girl in your arms
>tfw she pushes her head into your chest
>tfw she rubs her bare, sweaty legs against yours under the blanket

haven't had much female lovin for a while, so damn that felt good. too bad she has a boyfriend though :/

[Anonymous No.9183878]

>>9182227
hhaaa

[Anonymous No.9183883]

>>9183876
haha
good.

[Anonymous No.9183887]

>>9183395
I feel this.

I would be a lot more suicidal if it wouldn't destroy my parents.

[Anonymous No.9183892]

>>9183399
I thought this was gonna have a twist bad ending

Good on you friend.

[Anonymous No.9183898]

>>9183492
Steroids is next

[Anonymous No.9183901]

>>9183687
I think people just value self sufficiency.

I rent an apartment in the summer and work and then live in campus during school
Just so I can be independent, it's just blind pride.

[Anonymous No.9183907]

>>9183901

True, I understand that, which is good too. I only raised the query because there does not, at least to me, appear to be conflict between self sufficiency and living with parents.

At the same time, living by yourself is pretty chill though.

[Anonymous No.9183914]

>bought Outlier Slims in a 32, really good fit, but too tight in the waist
>exchange them for a 34
>don't like the fit

I want to take them to a tailor but I don't know how they'd get the same fit. I could give them the measurements of the 32s but i'm still scared they'll fuck it up
what do

[Anonymous No.9183916]

social/general anxiety
nervous all the time feels so bad
finally get job after not working 3 years
16hours/week at Target stocking shelves.
so easy, still so stressed being around people.
think i'll never be able to work a real job with responsibility or it will just make me sickly nervous

[Anonymous No.9183917]

>>9183403
>>9183646
>>9182282
>>9183878
Thanks bros :,)

[Anonymous No.9183926]

>>9183914
What don't you like about the fit of the 34s that you do like about the fit of the 32s?

[Anonymous No.9183932]

>>9183914
fat fuck

[Anonymous No.9183935]

/fa/ is fun cause worrying about clothes is so low stakes, it feels good cause at the end you know it doesnt matter. i think its why sports are so carefully and deeply followed too.

[Anonymous No.9183937]

>>9183883
didn't give her the d because we were too drunk at night and too hungover in the morning, but she is planning on visiting me in a few weeks where i will surely give her a good dicking

[Anonymous No.9183939]

>>9183914
Dude, 32 is a borderline in here, you are a big boy.

[Anonymous No.9183944]

>>9183745
Maybe try to shift from lifting to long distance running?

[Anonymous No.9183947]

>>9183926
slimmer fit on the legs

>>9183932
>>9183939
i'm 6'5, cut me some slack

[Anonymous No.9183952]

>>9183937
>>9183947
oh fuck, I just noticed you swapped 32 for 34, not even 30 for 32

fucking
fat
FUCK

no excuses
I'm 6'4 and wear 30 and I could be slimmer.

[Anonymous No.9183953]

>>9183947
What part of the legs? If it's from the knee down, a tailor could probably taper it with no issue. I think it's a slightly different story if the fit is off in the thigh.

[resuton !Ra7KD827ds No.9183957]

>>9182962
pics?

>>9183350
sure :)

>>9183399
keep it up :)

>>9183425
ba-dum-tshhhh

[Anonymous No.9183959]

>>9183952
lmao okay mate don't cry

>>9183953
knee down yeah, i'm going to take it in to a tailor and see what he makes of it

[Anonymous No.9183967]

>>9183321
don't do it. seek help.

>>9183771
read pic related
really changed my life

[Anonymous No.9183968]

>>9183824
Is that a trap?

[Anonymous No.9183971]

>>9183959
but you're the one crying like a little bitch, posting sad pictures of cartoon characters accompanied by your wimpy indecisive whining
>oooooh i'm so afraid tailor wil fuck up
>ooooooh it fits so bad
>please lord /fa/ tell me what to do

[Anonymous No.9183984]

>>9183971
put the kettle on and have a sit down matey, you sound a bit distressed

[Anonymous No.9183998]

>>9183967
i'm sure this book may offer some good advice, but my question to you is how much has it really changed your life since reading it?

[Anonymous No.9184020]

>>9183998
significantly. used to not know how to start talking to people (especially girls), was afraid of opening up to people and being in a relationship, not knowing what to do etc.

if you're going to ever read one book on social skills, that should be the one. the book explains like every single fucking thing that sociable people already seem to know. some people were talking about it in a frog thread a week or two ago I think. i'm pretty sure you can find a copy online somewhere.

but yeah, take a day or so to read it, you will see what's wrong with the way you're talking to people. cheers m9

[Anonymous No.9184021]

>tfw never will be the little girl

[Anonymous No.9184028]

>>9183173
preach

I'm really starting to disdain them. South Koreans and Japanese are always pretty cool, but for whatever reason the Chinese just seem tryhard. Just compare their fashion tastes. Japan has given us Yohji, Kawakubo, Takahashi, Kenzo, etc. while Chinese fashion consists of just wearing the most expensive clothes possible. Plus their own country is shit so they send their spoiled kids all over the world.

[Anonymous No.9184036]

>>9181575
give Scientology a try

[resuton !Ra7KD827ds No.9184041]

>>9184036
is this a serious response? if yes, why do you suggest it? i've heard some bad stuff about it on the news

>>9183967
+1

[Anonymous No.9184048]

>>9183381
looks fine friend dont worry

[Anonymous No.9184052]

>>9182439
iktfb

stupid whores

and then they blame u bc u dont want to just be friends and somehow youre the asshole

[Anonymous No.9184053]

>>9184021
iktf
try hormones

[Anonymous No.9184069]

>>9184036
system of various courses on how to deal with everyday life, studying, and one on one sessions to let you find yourself.
obviously that's a compacted explanation but ya know.
almost a spiritual psychotherapy imo

[Anonymous No.9184075]

>>9184041
>>9184069

[Anonymous No.9184203]

>mom spends 99% of her time being miserable and making me miserable
>can't move out because not enough money yet
>gf is butthurt that I have a job now
>missed out on bright orange Dior suit because I couldn't afford it but FUUUUARK IT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME
At least my shoe trees arrived.

[Anonymous No.9184223]

>>9184203
>gf is butthurt that I have a job now

Congratulations on your shitty relationship.

[Anonymous No.9184231]

>>9183916

How did you pass the job interview if you're such a nervous wreck?

[Anonymous No.9184239]

>>9183967
>>9183998

No offense, but looks like PUA shit. I don't think too highly of books that revolve around "how to talk to women".

[Anonymous No.9184270]

>>9184223
not my fault daddy pays her way. Our relationship is pretty good outside of the fact that now she's pretending to be busy because I'm actually busy. Don't really care that much, j8.

[Anonymous No.9184379]

>>9181405
I had braces when I was younger. Probably going to get maxillofacial surgery because it's also fucked with my nasal cavaties and teeth.

[Anonymous No.9184386]

>>9184379
Pic related. It's me. What sucks even more is that I'm /fit/ and tall, so it looks even weirder.

[Anonymous No.9184392]

>>9184379
Pic

[Anonymous No.9184404]

>>9184392
do you have any health problems because of this? I look the same and I wouldn't have a surgery because of that

I had phimosis and I thought that a surgery would make it better. That was a mistake, now I have a big scar under my glans and I don't like it. I don't cry over it because whats done is done, but I won't consider going over another surgery just for (mainly) aesthetic purposes

Natural is almost always better, in my opinion, so a gym membership would be a better investment

[Anonymous No.9184425]

>>9183378
>tfw you will never go to space

[Anonymous No.9184427]

>>9184392
do you have any health problems because of this? I look the same and I wouldn't have a surgery because of that

I went thoruhgt a surgery because I thought tha tit would make me look better, but that was a mistake, now I have a big scar and I don't like it. I don't cry over it because whats done is done, but I won't consider going over another surgery just for (mainly) aesthetic purposes

Natural is almost always better, in my opinion, so a gym membership would be a better investment

[Anonymous No.9184437]

>>9184427
>>9184404
why'd you change the phimosis

[Anonymous No.9184438]

>>9184427
m8, you had phimosis?

[Anonymous No.9184441]

>>9184437
because its disgusting and I want to spare you the mental image

[Anonymous No.9184443]

>>9184427
Most I have is nasal congestion and difficultly chewing and keeping my lips shut. I also found out there's an increased risk for stroke and heart attack as life goes on(mom's family has history of stroke) as well as developing sleep apnea unless it's fixed.

I'd be out of commission for two months, meaning I'd just bulk up until surgery. The scarring is all in mouth if any, and what they'd do is move my bottom jaw forward.

Pic related, me right now at 6'3 200 lbs

[Anonymous No.9184458]

>>9184443
maybe you'll better off with the surgery, try to not do anything to make the scars or "collateral damage" of the surgery worse

[Anonymous No.9184460]

>>9184441
dont worry m8.
I'll make sure everyone knows

do you have any health problems because of this? I look the same and I wouldn't have a surgery because of that

I had phimosis and I thought that a surgery would make it better. That was a mistake, now I have a big scar under my glans and I don't like it. I don't cry over it because whats done is done, but I won't consider going over another surgery just for (mainly) aesthetic purposes

Natural is almost always better, in my opinion, so a gym membership would be a better investment

[Anonymous No.9184465]

>So skinny XS shirts don't fit me properly.

It's my own fault and I'm working out/eating more to try and change the situation, but I still get bitter seeing people who start to develop their sense of fashion and stuff just fits them.

[Anonymous No.9184467]

>>9183399
do me a favor and never come back, just forget this cesspit ever existed

[Anonymous No.9184468]

>>9184458
I mean, my face profile is the one thing about myself I don't like, and if I can argue it correctly my parent's health insurance will cover the surgery(I'm 18).

My one gripe is that I mouthbreathed as a child. It almost makes me want to get into dentistry to make sure the same thing doesn't happen to others, but I suck with STEM shit so I'll stay away.

[Anonymous No.9184479]

>>9181363
Step 1. get few friends
Step 2. Get some good MDMA
Step 3. Start easy
Step 4. go out, talk to people. U gonna feel so amazing on MDMA so u get ton of new connections/friends
Step 5. b popular as fuack

>How do i know?
Story of my life ;)

[Anonymous No.9184496]

>>9184239
nah it's not

read this short excerpt from it and see what you think http://markmanson.net/power-in-vulnerability

[Anonymous No.9184504]

>>9184239
I'm a guy who thinks don't knock it until you try it. I recommend you do the same.

[Anonymous No.9184520]

>>9183395
Are you me?

>get a girls number that I've been crushing on
>happy for some days
>text her a few times but the last time she never texted back.
>call her asking if she wants to hang out
>put on my best fit
>she politely declines saying she's busy
>see her sitting with some guy at work, laughing at what he says.

My heart.

[Anonymous No.9184521]

>>9183399

If you succeed, then there's hope for any of us! Leave and don't look back!

[Anonymous No.9184531]

>>9184520
Move on, there is plenty of fish in the sea. She is nothing special. Stop treating her like a prize and treat yourself as one instead. Sounds cheesy, yeah, but seriously though.

[Anonymous No.9184549]

>atleast 8.5 face
>beautiful green eyes
>nice tanned skin because hispanic

>5'7 1/2 because of shit Mexican genes

[Anonymous No.9184551]

>>9183395
>>9184520
same age, every same feel

[Anonymous No.9184566]

>>9184520
I'm sorry, brah...
Keep tryin'. Hurts like nails, but you learn from this shit.

[Anonymous No.9184594]

>>9184531

>>9184566


Thanks guys, I know subconsciously I shouldn't be feeling depressed but that doesn't stop it from hurting.

[Anonymous No.9184614]

>>9184594
I wish some qt would break my heart

at least something would finally happen to me

[Anonymous No.9184616]

>some qt outside of a store asks me to buy her cigarettes
>First instinct is to refuse or keep walking but I do it for her anyway
>Give her the pack and ask her how old she is
>"17. You can see my ID if you don't believe me."
>Ask her how old she thinks I am
>"I dunno like 20?"
>mfw I'm nearly 27

S-should I have gone in for the kill..?

[Anonymous No.9184636]

>>9183513
well I was chilling with her and her friends and just putting my hands on her ass and shit while we were chillin and she was down with me and myhand on her butt
when I tried putting my hand under her jeans she was like 'anon where do you think you're going' and 'not here anon'
she wanna fuck
I'm afraid of commitment though

[resuton !Ra7KD827ds No.9184639]

>>9184616
no murder is a crime and a sin
why would you even consider it

[Anonymous No.9184643]

>tfw all things end and your life, in the long run, is an insignificant blip in all of existence and consequences only matter only as long as you let them rule you and I just want to be happy but can't

[Anonymous No.9184655]

>>9184616
Should've kept her money and walked away. That would teach her.

[Anonymous No.9184659]

>>9184643
so what
its not like anybody can change this
thats why u gotta live and enjoy life and stop being a wuss

[Anonymous No.9184666]

>>9183687
Since the early 19th century when transcendentalism came into fruition individuality has been a huge part of american culture. Plus do you heathens fuck within earshot of your parents?

[Anonymous No.9184679]

>>9183687
stop being a big grown babby and start being independent u lil babby

[Anonymous No.9184680]

>>9183496
what a pointless analogy

you'll be dead so it doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.9184694]

>>9184616
Yes.

[Anonymous No.9184695]

>>9184659
not a wuss. just not happy
but good talk

[Anonymous No.9184699]

>>9184643
>tfw all things are just stream of stimuli processed by your consciousness and if you don't exist, nothing exists for you
>tfw you are the only one charge of your life and can do whatever you want
>everything matters because you are the only thing that matters in your life

[Anonymous No.9184712]

>>9184699
this actually helps.

[Anonymous No.9184726]

>>9184695
I know that feel.
Give yourself time, dog. Think about this shit going on in you head and trust that every time you go over some heavy thought you're learning and progressing.
I wouldn't trust the "get it out of your head/ignore it/just get laid" routine. Be patient, think long and hard if you have to, don't confuse yourself, read some stuff if you're into that... oh and spent less time on 4chan/fb. Helped me at least.
Well, these are just things that helped me through the "everything is meaningless"-wall.

[Anonymous No.9184733]

>>9184726
word

[Anonymous No.9184748]

>>9181475
On the contrary. It's way hotter violating a 18 year old model when your old and wrinkly.

The power of knowing other men your age can't have this and that you worked for it. It's better than having it handed to you and not knowing the contrast

[Anonymous No.9184819]

>>9182500
>when Im depressed I find sitting in central park for a while makes me feel better
really? explain please

[Anonymous No.9184846]

>>9184819
he's a privileged new yorker

[Anonymous No.9184856]

>>9182500
not all of us are surrounded by a beautiful cultured city with endless opportunity and things to do

[Anonymous No.9184867]

>>9184479
please tell me your first (or best) mdma experience.
as far as i know, people tend to stick to their friends while on mdma, and even though you may feel like your inhibitions are lowered, that doesn't necessarily mean that other people will feel more comfortable towards you.
what aspect is mdma supposed to change here? shyness or social ineptness? because it can't affect the latter i believe.

[Anonymous No.9184873]

>find a qt in one of my classes
>start an awkward conversation with her
>ask her out eventually
>we go out
>now we're together

I feel bad for some of you

[Anonymous No.9184875]

>spent most of my best years smoking weed with lamewads
>neet
>no ambition
>aggressive bowel disease leading to removal of entire colon, now shitting into a bag for the foreseeable future

th-thanks obama

[Anonymous No.9184880]

>>9184846
do you mean he feels like he's in the same pond as those people? but he's obviously not. looking at people who probably have better lives than me rarely makes me feel better.

[Anonymous No.9184889]

>>9183788
lmao

[Anonymous No.9184893]

>>9184643
You sound like 12 year old me.

Get over it and start living the mediocre life that everyone is living. If you are capable enough, rise beyond that.

[Anonymous No.9184897]

>>9184873
shit like this only happens in movies for most of us ;_;

[Anonymous No.9184922]

>>9184897
You just gotta take the initiative and start conversations, bro. Push your limits every now and then.

And not be ugly or really short, those also help