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>Go to job interview
>Loads of people
>Dressed about ten thousand stories better than everybody that's present, including employees and the guy that's interviewing me
>Everyone's interview is like 5mins
>Mine goes on for 20+
>Get told loads about job
>Make chit chat with random folks, kinda a shy guy
>Walk out
>Random girl that was also being interviewed comes up to me just after walking outside the building
>"I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT YOUR COAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A MAFIA BOSS, BUT IN A REALLY GOOD WAY (Spaghetti and giggles mixed in there)
>Could have spaghetti'd or just left it at thanks but made that split second decision
>FUCK IT SHE MIRIN
>Make conversation with her for like 10mins, giggling and smiling at everything I say
>Get her number
>Already have a gf though
>Gonna take this chick out and fuck her anyway if I manage
just like that

THANK YOU PAUL SMITH FOR MY COAT.

>> No.9097810

>>9097767

>post coat

Also

>implying that girl isn't psychologically manipulating you so that she can sabotage your chances and take the job for herself a la gillian flynn

>> No.9097815

post coat or didn't happen

>> No.9097816

>>9097767
>Already have a gf though
>Gonna take this chick out and fuck her anyway if I manage

Why?

>> No.9097820

we want to see the coat

>> No.9097848

coat is where

>> No.9097871

>>9097810
m8, I don't even really want this job. Probably gonna get it though. motherfucker.
>>9097816
My gf pisses me off. Pretty good in bed but she has epilepsy, doesn't take her seizure meds and then busts out in a fit. Most recent one happened in public and she cut her head open. Also she fucking cut herself at a rocky point in our relationship. Freaked me the fuck out, son.
>>9097820
>>9097815
fuckers. It's a single breasted 3 button full length(down to ankles) black overcoat. Manlets need not apply. Had it tailored to have a very defined waist and narrow sleeves. The slanted pockets add to the silhouette. Doesn't have sleeve buttons either so it's sleek. Can't get pics at the moment.

What amazed me more was the fact that people showed up to job interviews wearing trainers and T-shirts. Fucking scroungers.

>> No.9098014

>>9097871
fucking tell her you want her to take her meds and explain why and how important it is, don't cheat on her you disgraceful moron.

>> No.9098031

>>9097871
Just stand there hollering telling everybody she doing the electric snake.

>> No.9098033

POST

COAT

>> No.9098035

>>9097871
>im fucking alpha guys
>lol 6'0 tallfags whaddup
>i even have a gf even though she has the retards.

>> No.9098040

So there is no coat then.

OP a fucking liar.

>> No.9098080

>>9098014
m8, don't you think I and everybody else close to her has tried that shit? Does fuck all.
>>9098031
I laughed and feel bad about it.
>>9098035
>the retards
She doesn't have autism like you m8.

>> No.9099663

>>9097767

tfw this was a McDonald's interview, and you where overdressed and never even realized it

>> No.9099709

Based?

>> No.9100904

>>9099663
not rly m8
I mean I worked at BK a long ass time ago and went with trainers but that's alright when you're 16.

>> No.9101095

>>9097871
That coat sounds ugly as fuck. Black and full length, how much of a pleb can one be?

>> No.9101100

>things that never happened

>> No.9101110

>>9097871
post fit faggot

>> No.9101237

>>9101095
>pleb
do you even know what this word means
>>9101100
>you being autistic means everyone must be autistic

>> No.9101252
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9101252

>paul smith

>> No.9101277

how old are you?

>> No.9101284
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9101284

Op's face when the girl steals his jacket

>> No.9101288

post fit

>> No.9101300

>>9101277
old enough for u babe
>>9101284
>implying I would not defend it with my life
>>9101252
>nothing constructive, just epic maymay reaction image

>> No.9101304

post fucking fit or ill get you ass handed back to you insecure motherfucker

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9101324

>>9101304
Fight me.

>> No.9101341

>>9101237
>do you even know what this word means
I do, and I used it correctly. You're a pleb who doesn't know how to dress properly.

>> No.9101353

>>9101341
you obv didnt m8
I rarely ever see a full length overcoat in my area. Usually above the knee or waist m800. If I was a pleb, I'd be wearing one of those styles.

>> No.9101369

>/fa/ - Your own personal blog. Everyone is jelly of my cock edition.

>> No.9101374

>18 hours later OP still didnt post his jacket

Lies, lies and slander.

>> No.9101407

>>9101374
>tfw seeing gf tonight but also asked this other girl out on a date