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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

>> No.9077140
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9077140

fresh, new material

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mirin that comfycore

>> No.9077152

Dear Ken-Sama. Now that our paths have crossed i would like to with you luck in the future. You are a supreme being of great skill and swordmanship. Let your talents reach the highest points.

>> No.9077695

>>9077054
is it *action* time?

>> No.9078891

Ken-Sama

It is time for you to prove your unwavering devotion to Japan. Wearing your best kimono, visit the Japanese embassy in south korea. Outside you will find a bronze statue to, erm, the Superiority of Japanese Women. Start your stopwatch and begin humping her from behind. Show those korean, people, the true Nipponese spirit!

For the Emperor! For Japan!

>> No.9080928

>>9077054
>starting off the monologue with 'sorry'
Stopped reading right there

>> No.9080938

>>9077148
nice sweater, qt

>> No.9080958

>gomennasai
I laughed.

>> No.9081086

Wow.
Have I even seen this in 7 years?

>> No.9082484

I don't even know what to say

>> No.9082579

Ken-sama died in the Tsunami a while back, show some respect you fucking cretins

>> No.9082655

>>9077054
gr8 b8 m8, i r8 8/8. no h8.

>> No.9082683

>>9082579
[citation needed]

>> No.9082686
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9082686

>> No.9083685

>>9082683
n-new

>> No.9083693

>>9082686

i remember I saw the original post of this without seeing the weeb one first and thought it was real. I was really confused.

>> No.9083705

>>9082686
>>9077054
This is my fave kind of pasta, they just never get old and leave so much room for creativity.