ITT: we list the reasons we could never be /fa/

[Anonymous No.9068382]

>tfw can never wear dresses or skirts without pantyhose
>tfw can never wear anything other than full length-armed shirts and dresses

[Anonymous No.9068408]

Not trying to be all white knight here but honestly it doesn't look that bad. You certainly shouldn't let it dictate what you wear like that

[Anonymous No.9068417]

>>9068382
I have that on my arms. Just need to lift so big until the only thing they notice is my SIZE over my shit tier skin

[Anonymous No.9068422]

>>9068382
My sister has those, you barely notice them in real life. Go get a tan.

[Anonymous No.9068424]

I dated a girl back in high school with legs like that. Looked like hives, all over her fucking body, really weird.

Did you ever see a doctor about this? I hope my ex never sees one because she's a dumb cunt but simply since you're a girl on this board I feel inclined to help you.

I'm Brian, btw

[Anonymous No.9068429]

>>9068382
Those don't look nearly as bad as you think they do. By the way are you in London?

[Anonymous No.9068430]

>>9068424
>Did you ever see a doctor about this?
The medical term of it is in the filename. Now you take a guess if OP have googled it and is well aware of what it is and what is able to be done about it - or not.

[Anonymous No.9068435]

>>9068382
My skin is the same way, anon. Even worse when the weather is even slightly cool. My legs end up looking purple and sickly.

[Anonymous No.9068446]

>>9068382
Why don't you just start tanning?

[Anonymous No.9068452]

If fat girls can wear skirts and dresses without pantyhose then you're ok.

[Anonymous No.9068468]

Sever ptosis like pic related

Doesn't matter how good I look when everyone automatically thinks I'm retarded or had a stroke or some shit

[Anonymous No.9068498]

>>9068468
If Thom Yorke can look cool then so can you.

[Anonymous No.9068503]

>>9068468
I think those are just the things that make a cool person extra cool
So just become cool and you'll be supercool Anon.

See: Thom Yorke. David Bowie is sort of similar situation too.

Not even whiteknighting

[Anonymous No.9068514]

>>9068382
>take fish oil and get vitamin D in your diet
>do leg press or barbell squats
>go for a 30 minute walk in short shorts every day its sunny
There, better complexion isnt a mystery and it takes minimal effoet.

[Anonymous No.9068522]

>>9068514
I do believe she meant the KP, which can't be removed with exercise and happy thoughts

[Anonymous No.9068533]

Blind in one eye. It's kind of insecurity, but I grew up with it so I've learned to just live with it

[Anonymous No.9068540]

>>9068533
wear an eye patch man

stunt like slick rick

[Anonymous No.9068554]

>>9068533
you're missing opportunities m8

[Anonymous No.9068555]

>>9068533
that is /fa/ as fuck, w2c

[Anonymous No.9068560]

>>9068533
>>9068540
Either eye patch or own the look. That eye looks p. cool imo

[Anonymous No.9068563]

>>9068468
this never stopped ya boy franalations.

[Anonymous No.9068569]

>>9068533
dude, that is like, so fucking cool.

[Anonymous No.9068570]

>essential tremor
makes me look like I'm going through heroin withdrawal and incredibly anxious

[Anonymous No.9068572]

i got mudda fuckin knock knees

[Anonymous No.9068576]

>>9068533
you could make that the coolest part of your look if you had confidence.

[Anonymous No.9068577]

>>9068533

i like it

[Anonymous No.9068580]

I don't know if it's a legit thing or just my face being stupid, but whenever I smile (a genuine, wide smile) one of my eyes always closes more than another and I look a bit deranged. It's weird

[Anonymous No.9068601]

>>9068580
Fuck I have that too, if I smile too wide I look like a rapist so I always have to watch out for how much I'm smiling.

[Anonymous No.9068602]

>>9068382
I'm 5'9".

[Anonymous No.9068702]

>>9068533

No need to be insecure! Still pretty /fa/ and qt.

[Anonymous No.9068707]

>>9068533
hopsin 10/10

[Anonymous No.9068713]

>>9068424
hi brian

[Anonymous No.9068724]

I have lousy hair...

[Anonymous No.9068729]

>>9068533
Holy shit that's actually /fa/ as fuck. Don't feel insecure; you need to rock that shit with confidence.

Were you born with it? If so, do you have any awesome stories you tell people about how you got it?

[Anonymous No.9068733]

im 5'6 with fucking gorrila legs cause i ride bikes

also unable to grow facial hair. and head hair is very thin


end my manlet life

[Anonymous No.9068735]

>>9068707
damn you probably just destroyed that dudes confidence

[Anonymous No.9068748]

Shitty hair, going bald soon. Not to mention I'm just plain ugly. No matter what I do I'll never be attractive.