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gothninja exists as a subculture only because it impresses losers that grew up watching video games and jerking off to children's anime. it looks cool and edgy to them. when gothninjas post a photo on the internet, they are in control over the lighting, composition, and content of this photo. they can emulate an aesthetic seen so many times growing up in comic books/video games/movies etc. for this reason, gothninja pictures look cool and edgy to the weak, pale geeks of the world when they come to sufu, or 4chan, or stylezeitgeist, or pinterest, or thefedoralounge. when you take them outside this frame of reference, and capture someone trying to posture as "gothninja" while walking down santa monica boulevard with a slice of pizza in their hand, it becomes very obvious how pathetic their charade is. they lose control of their aesthetic in the real world and it's sad to behold. so instead they avoid being seen eating pizza, and try to slink around in the shadows smoking cigarettes, sending their mom to buy groceries so as not to be seen with luncheon meats in their hand. they avoid going to the beach because they know it's impossible to perpetuate their carefully crafted image there. it's like a symphony of spaghetti, and it makes me cringe.

>> No.9067014

>>9066968
cool

>> No.9067044

>>9066968
just discovered encyclopedia dramatica eh lad?
sage.

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>>9066968

huuuuaahhhuhhhuuhh!

>> No.9067587

>>9066968
pasta still warm

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>>9066968
hey you sound really mad maybe you need some sun

>> No.9068788

good thread
/s

>> No.9069032

>>9068469
post the goof ninja buying milk pls

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9069457

Trends? /fa/ does not deal in trends.

We only purchase timeless classics that never go out of style.

Don't think we're immature trend hopping fools - I'll still be able to wear my foamposites in 20 years time - can you say the same about your 'swag' churches derbies?

Also when a girl sees a man wearing a drop-crotch she knows its classy. Face it - you're girl gets wet when she sees me. I command respect. If I walked into you're office within a month your boss would be my PA and he'd be wearing pod shorts just like me.

Menswear is cosplay - Ryan Gosling may look cool inside but the minute you take him out of his carefully constructed fantasy you realise that he has no hope in hell of surviving in a lunar environment.


>>9069170
>>9068469
I actually think the dude in the grocery stores look p cool and the stock photos of the druid hoodie looks shitty edgy tumblr.
THIS IS NOW A GENERIC GOOF THREAD

>> No.9069739

>>9066968
>the reason gothninja exist is because people like it

oh okay, thanks for clearing that up

>> No.9070400

>>9069457
underrated post

>> No.9070424

>>9069170
huh thats just a spoilt chinese brat in daddys blood money buying milk