/fa/ - Fashion

[nikolay8000 !lNMONIKOEM No.9025714]

>be me
>haven't browsed /fa/ in a long time
>last night I have a dream
>I have a dream of searching my house for my geobaskets
>I eventually pull the shoes from under my patio in perfect condition, as if they just left the factory
>I find solace and comfort in the slightly yellowing sole
>Wake up, realize I don't actually own a pair of geos
>depressed because it seems these shoes are somehow missing from my life that would otherwise be whole and complete with them on my feet
>never had this feel about clothing even after spending a bizarre amount of money on it thus far

These are most definitely the greatest shoes of all time and deserve every once of praise they get. Should have bought the geos while I was in the soho store...

[Anonymous No.9025720]

>>9025714
Buy em asap it's a signe mane

[Anonymous No.9025860]

>>9025714
I dont use my geos anymore but there's no way I can sell them because of how much I love them. I feel like they are alive or something, like a pet. I've also had a geo dream btw. They were made of styrofoam and my dog had eaten them the day after I bought them

[Anonymous No.9025874]

just steal them off ebay lol

[Anonymous No.9025888]

>>9025714
In before OP gets hate from people who don't get feelings.

[Anonymous No.9025892]

>>9025874

go on

[Anonymous No.9025917]

>>9025892
order them, any kind you want, don't shirk here
file a complaint that the box they sent was empty, or say that they weren't in the condition as described and send the seller back a box of tissues (they'll need this to wipe the tears from their losses)
ebay (paypal) sides with the buyer 99% of the time even in the most expensive and ridiculous cases
I try to spread this knowledge around as much as possible to bring down the system (I am a seller who has experienced this)

[Anonymous No.9025921]

>see OP's post
>reminded that my geos are packed away because people came in to fix my ceiling
>realize I haven't worn them in over a month easily
>am very sick and have nowhere to go so I wont be wearing them today
>unpack them anyway and put them on the table while I eat breakfast
>start feeling noticeably better

Thank you OP and thank you rick

[Anonymous No.9025928]

>>9025917

It's so fucking evil but I'm so going to fucking do it

[Anonymous No.9025929]

>>9025917
and this is why i never use ebay

[Anonymous No.9025934]

>>9025921
Sort your filename/s out.

[Anonymous No.9025945]

>>9025928
Post results m8

[Anonymous No.9025949]

>>9025917
so ebay/paypal makes u pay the money back or what?

[Anonymous No.9025950]

>>9025929
Because of this policy it's honestly really useful/safe for the buyer as long as you don't buy from a glaringly suspicious seller but at the same time it makes being a seller hell. They also hold on to your money for 21 fucking days and have the ability to snatch it up at anytime for the dumbest of reasons.
>>9025928
lel gl

[Anonymous No.9025954]

>>9025949
The buyer is reimbursed his money while the seller just takes a loss. Just google it there's plenty of details on the web don't think people have stayed quiet about their bullshit

[Anonymous No.9025964]

>>9025934
I really don't like to throw the word autism around loosely because I work with kids with autism but if you were actually piqued by that filename you may be genuinely autistic

>As with people elsewhere on the autism spectrum, people with high-functioning autism generally prefer routine and order, and this usually begins in early childhood. They may, for example, write an alphabetized index of their comic book collection

[Anonymous No.9025969]

>>9025964

why are you getting so asshurt over someone jokingly poking fun at your filename? christ, if anyone's got autism it's you mr. i cant take a joke

[Anonymous No.9025972]

>>9025917
Won't the tracking on the post, or the weight of the parcel prove that there was something in there?

>tfw wouldn't even be able to do it because never have that amount of money in my bank

>>9025964
Trying way too hard mate.

[Anonymous No.9025976]

>>9025972

say they sent you a dif. pair of shoes and just send em back some shitty old converse or something kek, that would be even better

[Anonymous No.9025979]

>>9025928
u can do it with almost anything, pay through paypal for a pizza, or anything from a big company, make sure they dont use tracking, say it never arrived, they wont bother chasing it up, u get the item and u get it free

[Anonymous No.9025983]

I have these kinds of dreams but with qts

[Anonymous No.9025994]

>>9025983
you dream about pulling qts from under your patio?
you sick bastard

[Anonymous No.9025995]

>>9025994

not exactly

[Anonymous No.9025999]

>>9025976
this is a good idea
>>9025972
You could also claim they sent YOU a box of bricks. There's many sneaky Jewish ways you could pull this off, just gotta use your head.

[Anonymous No.9026003]

>>9025999

don't say bricks, obviously. shipping charges wouldn't add up since it's based on weight lol

[Anonymous No.9026010]

>>9025999
>>9025979
>>9025976
>>9025954
>>9025928
>>9025917
Degenerate poorfags.

[Anonymous No.9026013]

>>9026010
enjoy being a workslave and feeling proud because you bought something with money that holds no value :^)

[Anonymous No.9026016]

>>9026010
moralfaggot plebeian

[Anonymous No.9026020]

>>9025917
Same type of thing works with amazon.
I've stolen over £2k worth of stuff this way

[Anonymous No.9026021]

>>9025999
Nice triple.
What about them leaving shit feedback on your ebay? I don't even have that kind of money to put in my bank so Idk why I'm asking, always cheaper shoes I guess.

[Anonymous No.9026028]

>>9026021

you can just disconnect your paypal from your ebay, then make another ebay account lol

[number 1 /fa/ poster, social j(...) No.9026029]

>>9026016
ring ring ring
jew alarm
something wrong rabbi shekelstein?
the goys acting up again?
pay me some gold and ill throw my axes at him

[Anonymous No.9026033]

>>9026021
sellers can't even give buyers a bad rating lel that's how fucked up PP/eBay is

[Anonymous No.9026035]

>>9026029

>i desperately want attention on the internet

[Anonymous No.9026037]

>>9026029
bitch pls my cause is righteous
the real culprit is eBay/PP who put sellers through this nonsense
in the end they do this shit because it's profitable to them, they get interest off of holding millions of peoples moneys daily
if they have a chance to hold thousands more so that some fucker can steal free shit, they still make the money they want
however if more and more people pull this shit, eventually they'll have to fix their garbage policies

[Anonymous No.9026039]

>>9026029
w2c that top

[Anonymous No.9026043]

>>9026016
I take issue with the cowardice of the scheme, not really a moral issue, it's just such a pussy way to get what you want.

[Anonymous No.9026046]

>>9026037
not him, but if I was ebay/paypal and I saw that somebody at this address or this paypal account keeps on saying his shit didn't turn up, wouldn't they realize that he's fucking people?

[Anonymous No.9026053]

>>9026046
people make new paypal/ebay accounts every time to do it, that's why a lot of sellers won't deal with anybody who has less than a certain number of purchases

[Anonymous No.9026055]

>>9026046
They turn a blind eye, but it's probably smart to make new accounts, get your rating up, actually buy things every few times before you try and steal something, etc..

[Anonymous No.9026068]

yep, that shit with filing complaints and lying actually works, that's why many estores refuse to send to russia, because those motherfuckers do that all the time

[Anonymous No.9026101]

>>9026016
Stirner was human garbage
I feel profoundly sorry for anyone who actually shapes their ethics on his philosophy.

[Anonymous No.9026130]

>>9026101
ok

[Anonymous No.9026154]

Should I start filming myself packing my sold items and mailing them off now?

[ghostly !!KvggYZlVDa4 No.9026158]

>>9025917
i heard a story about a guy who bought cps off ebay, he got one kent wang shoe and a rock in a box

[Anonymous No.9026162]

>>9026154
you should start selling on amazon or preferably your own website
or fucking craigslist

[Anonymous No.9026166]

>>9026154
sell via grailed
dont deal with pieces of shit

[Anonymous No.9026167]

This works with clothes too right? I don't see why not, I might try this.

>if you haven't received your item we'll refund you in full (including postage costs), using PayPal

[Anonymous No.9026168]

>>9026154
yeah, i think that's the safest thing to do
it needs to include
the items themselve
the mailing address (pref on the package)
you packing the item
paying for the service and handing the item over
and then the receipt
in one take

well, i imagine that's all that is needed
also the risk that whichever paypal clerk is monitoring just will insta deny appeal.

[Anonymous No.9026177]

>>9026167
post results

[Anonymous No.9026182]

i could never wear stolen geobaskets, all I would feel would be rick's disappointment ):

[Anonymous No.9026204]

>buy fakes from japan (wear them a bit if you're buying used geos)
>order reals from ebay
>when they arrive file a complain saying that you were given fake shoes and send it to the seller
>congratulations! you just bought rick at the price of fakes!!

[mother sky !.//////ya6 No.9026207]

>>9025714
i had that feel op

[Anonymous No.9026215]

>>9026204
I'm just worried that PP/eBay would look into what you've ordered recently or something like that, or track what the delivery service has sent you.

Can they do that?

[Anonymous No.9026219]

>>9026215
no shit they do moron. are you fucked in the head or something

[Anonymous No.9026220]

>>9026215
get your friend to order the fakes for you

pay him in cash

[Anonymous No.9026232]

>>9026215
http://forum.purseblog.com/ebay-forum/warning-paypal-just-made-me-lose-20-thousand-681190.html

dude they really don't give a shit

[Anonymous No.9026236]

**TO ALL SELLERS**

To avoid these faggots trying to steal Ricks on eBay.

1) Record/Take pictures of all packaging details.
2) Ship with tracking #
3) Save all receipts for shipping.

If you do all these steps, you will not be scammed by these low lives degenerates

[Anonymous No.9026239]

>>9025860
kill your dog and use the leather to make a pair of shoes

[Anonymous No.9026242]

>>9025714
>tfw skinny, heroin chic lifestyle
>love the style i dress in
>still want geos despite know they'd look shit on me

[Anonymous No.9026249]

>>9026236
nigger thinks he can beat the SNAD lel

[Anonymous No.9026265]

>>9026013
lol wonder whether you'll be smiling in 30 years

[Anonymous No.9026295]

>>9026204
wait I really want to do this, can someone explain a step by step process

[Anonymous No.9026308]

>>9026295
Really? You buy the fakes of the real product you want, when his arrive you say to eBay support or w/e that he gave you fake shoes and you get the money for the real ones back.

[Anonymous No.9026742]

>>9025714
They aren't that great

[Anonymous No.9027699]

if you scam another person out of hundreds of dollars for some sneakers you are a piece of shit.

How are you old enough to use a computer but cannot comprehend basic ethical practice?

[Anonymous No.9027726]

>>9027699
if you spend a hundred dollars for some sneakers you are a piece of sh it.

How are you old enough to use a computer but cannot comprehend that ethics differ from person to person?

[Anonymous No.9027748]

>>9026010
Conning the average person out of £500 or so is disgusting, but who gives a fuck about doing it to some kike ceo at Universal?

[Anonymous No.9027758]

>>9027726
ebin nihilist philosophy undergraduate :^)

[Anonymous No.9027783]

>>9027758
ebin meme spouting 12 year old :^)

[Anonymous No.9027790]

What would you say is more likely to work out, saying there's nothing in the box at all or saying it was a different pair of shoes?

The former seems like something everybody would say to get their money back, but if the former is good I might try it with clothes.

[moe_sizlack !V8XphMGVOc No.9027833]

i've scammed : 3 pairs of ance ace cashes (all in sizes that dont fit me) 2 acne marble tees, 4 pairs of sneakers, 2 designer caps, and a 2009 mac.

i dont even wear them, i do it for the thrill....

[Anonymous No.9027848]

>>9027833
postpics

[moe_sizlack !V8XphMGVOc No.9027856]

>>9027848

i dont take pics incase i get arrested. my friend got arrested for doing this, and it counts as fraud and you don't declare it on tax.

though, i did it w/ a plush sex toy once, haven't used it.
selling for 20 euros btw

[Anonymous No.9027866]

>>9027856
lmaaaaaao that's hilarious cuz, and what method did you use?

[Anonymous No.9027907]

>>9027833
daily reminder that you are retarded

[Anonymous No.9027917]

Link tutorial on how to do this

[Anonymous No.9027945]

do you imbeciles seriouslly expect the seller to just let it go if you scam them, if somene fucked me out of that kind of cash you can bet your sweet ass im coming after them.

[Anonymous No.9027968]

>>9025714

You sound like you have autism and rick stopped being cool when a mainstream pleb rapper namedropped him.

[Anonymous No.9027971]

>>9027945
what you gon do tough boy?

[Anonymous No.9027976]

>>9026013
Lmao netslave NEET friendless virgin detected

[Anonymous No.9027979]

>>9027971
are you seriouslly retarded?
if i sent something to you i automatically have your adress

[Anonymous No.9027997]

THAT FEEL WHEN TOO MUCH A MANLET TO WEAR GEOS

[Anonymous No.9028037]

>>9027979
I live in a island, do you really want to spend more money and time just for a pair of sneakers? What are post offices?

[ghostly !!KvggYZlVDa4 No.9028048]

>>9027997
you are just a man(let) who knows how to feel

[Anonymous No.9028050]

>>9028037
implying im shipping anything worth over 5 bucks to some random island
>kekeridoo

[Anonymous No.9028054]

>>9028037
which island?

[Anonymous No.9028059]

>>9028054
Puerto Rico

[Anonymous No.9028068]

Poorfag reporting in.
What do when they have this much positive feedback? I think they'd call bullshit, some of them have the eBay Premium Service badge too.

I'm copping some docs and might just send them back a pair of £5 shoes from shoezone lol.

[Anonymous No.9028106]

>>9027979
And what then? Break in and shit on my carpet? You would get fucked for scam and assault, and get judged by court in a foreign country if you would try to wiggle those bitch twig arms around trying to hit me ;^)

>feels good

[Anonymous No.9028112]

>>9028106
this is exactlly why i always check the adress on streetwiev, i would never send anything of value to your poverty struck ass anyway. have a nice day

[Anonymous No.9028182]

Man you poorfags are disgusting, you're the reason people with actual defective goods get laughed off as crooks At least the damaged compressed air I ordered from amazon got replaced

[Σ▼ƦƟ/ƒ▲/Ğ No.9028690]

>>9026236
+1 to underline this. Proven to be rather fool proof, and quite a few scam attempts and cases the last year. From the point of a seller and a buyer.

>>9026232
Bit grim but she could have very easily won this if she knew a bit more about the workings of paypal claims. A tough situation, granted but she should have stayed calm, done her research, taken more precautions shipping a fucking 9k item instead of going off like an estrogen fueled bomb.

[Anonymous No.9028703]

>>9028068
>needing to steal docs

holy shit you are truly a poorfag

[Anonymous No.9028771]

So what's the consensus people? We good to scam or what?

[Anonymous No.9028779]

>>9028771
dont, if the seller is not a complete dumbass you will have to pay for the items

[Anonymous No.9028792]

>>9026236
Thanks, man. Pretty unsettling that people are this lowly.

[Anonymous No.9028815]

>>9028779
Dunno man, might be getting baited but people ITT make it seem like a piece of cake.

[Σ▼ƦƟ/ƒ▲/Ğ No.9028849]

>>9028815
Regarding new sellers, without a return policy. It can be easy.

I purchased a faulty item once. Didn't notice it until after a few weeks. Requested a partial refund under filing a 'return'. She downright turned down my request. Basically stating it's your problem now. Unknowingly digging her own grave in the process. Called Ebay which came down to, you'll get all your money back. 'Does this require some action from my part' Nope. And indeed i did, they credited me back the full purchase amount including shipping, i could keep the item (which wasn't cheap in the first place) and didn't even get a chance to supply the pictures to go with my return request showing the faulty item.

Serves her right though. Overcharged nearly double on shipping, item wasn't as described and hidden damage, jammed into a fucking shoe box. Fuck that bitch.

captcha: forgiveth tdeetsu

I forgiveth not.

[Anonymous No.9028938]

>>9028849
gr8 captcha m8
I am eyeing a couple items in the hunneds price mark that have a no return policy thing, seller not certified, like 60ish rating. Might go for it.

[Σ▼ƦƟ/ƒ▲/Ğ No.9028952]

>>9028938
She was an idiot, the others might not be. There's a fair chance you are going to fuck yourself over. Also it's very immoral and illegal yadayadayada.

[Anonymous No.9028960]

>>9028068
pathetic

[Anonymous No.9028968]

>>9027997
Island dunks my friend.

[Anonymous No.9028994]

>>9028952
If it doesn't work might aswell just pay the amount. It's an item I want, in the end.

[Anonymous No.9029001]

>>9028779
the thing is it's a win-win because even if you lose the case you still get the item
you should only do this if the cash is just lying around, not if it's your rent money