/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.8902249]

>"hey anon, why are you so dressed up lol?"

[Anonymous No.8902252]

Because today could be the day I find the woman of my dreams.

[Anonymous No.8902257]

>>8902252
and you still wouldn't talk to her

[Anonymous No.8902259]

>>8902252
beta fag response

the only correct way to answer this is by saying:

>t-thanks you too

[Anonymous No.8902269]

I'm not.

[Anonymous No.8902272]

>>8902252
>dressing for women

[Anonymous No.8902557]

>>8902249
Am I?

[Anonymous No.8902587]

>>8902249
What the fuck would know about dressing up? You're wearing Converse and Hollister ffs.

Basic bitch.

That covers about everyone in my school, and my gf doesn't care bcus shes awesome

[Anonymous No.8902738]

>>8902249
I wanna look pretty when I fuck you up the ass

[Anonymous No.8902751]

>Wear an oxford shirt
>Why are you wearing a shirt?
>Lol what are you dressing up for

This shit makes me not want to dress well

[Anonymous No.8902762]

>>8902751
Are you me?
They are just casual normal shirts it isn't like they are some strange new thing

[Anonymous No.8902772]

>>8902249
Every. Fucking. Time.
Just because I don't dress as shitty as everyone else doesn't mean I'm "dressing up".

[Anonymous No.8902784]

>"you're dressed so nice anon, is it a special occasion?"
>yeah, it's Tuesday

[Anonymous No.8902786]

>>8902772
Ikr, infuriates me. Just because I look nice doesn't mean I'm doing anything in particular.

[Anonymous No.8902789]

Anyone who doesn't just spit in the face of the person asking such a retarded question is a true pleb of the highest order.

[Anonymous No.8902820]

>walking home from work one day
>frat douches in giant lifted truck drive by
>"Nice tie faggot, it's looking a little loose"
>"Thanks bud, I say sarcastically
>"You wanna come over and say that, faggot?"the driver says
>Just keep walking without saying anything
>"Yeah, that's what I thought" and driver peels away
I wish I had a gun so I could plug a few rounds into his tail lights

[Anonymous No.8902822]

What upsets me more is when people complement my fashion choices but then constantly come up to me with websites they found for clothes like asos or topman and saying its 'exactly my fashion' and have I heard of them or asking me if i've been to some random shop found in every shopping centre ever.

[Anonymous No.8902828]

>"Hey Anon, you look like a vigilante"

[Anonymous No.8902833]

>>8902828
Shit, where did you make that? That is dope as fuck

[Anonymous No.8902835]

>>8902820
You'd also need a pair of nuts to actually use the gun.

[Anonymous No.8902836]

>>8902820
Lmao you beta

[Anonymous No.8902840]

>>8902833
last year, an anon said he wanted to make a goofninja platform flash game
so I made this sprite.
And he used it
AND THEN HE FUCKING DREW A SMILEY FACE ON IT.

[Anonymous No.8902843]

>>8902835
>>8902836
Lel, you pale aneamic fags in chelsea boots think you can take on 4 builtbros in a fight.

[Anonymous No.8902851]

>>8902843
Actually, I'm rocking a pair of balmoral boots.

[Anonymous No.8902856]

>>8902843
>projecting

Just because you're too afraid to say anything back, and because you're an 80lb jellyfish of a 5'2 manlet doesn't mean I can't fuck up a couple faggots in polo shirts

[Anonymous No.8902867]

>>8902784
I dig this one.

[Anonymous No.8902878]

>>8902856

I guess i'm a beta for not inciting an ass-kicking from 4 roid-bros at 12AM.

>doesn't mean I can't fuck up a couple faggots in polo shirts
>implying you can take on 4 dudes at once regardless.

[Anonymous No.8902879]

>>8902840
But what program did you use? Illustrator? Man I've always wanted to do sprites but they never come out correct, I need to practice

[Anonymous No.8902880]

>>8902784
>manbun with curly hair
>auschwitzcore with a tan
>bright yellow draping
fuccbhoisattva/10

[Anonymous No.8902881]

>>8902879
photoshop nigga

[Anonymous No.8902882]

>>8902856
Okay, Bruce Lee.

[Anonymous No.8902888]

>>8902878
Hey dude I won't charge you for responding the way you did. Was in a similar situation except I responded. They pulled over and beat the shit out of me.

Got the plates though and they were charged.

[Anonymous No.8902896]

>Why are you so dressed up anon?
>Because I like to look good
confidence is half of being /fa/

[Anonymous No.8902901]

>>8902856
Where you live bro? They have mma clubs where I'm at that hold open exhibition fights once a month, anyone can sign up to fight another person. It's great because it's a legal sanctioned event and no one calls the cops after getting their shit kicked in.
I would like to fight you, I'm only just one polo wearing fag but I hear you got mad skills. So let's do this.

[Anonymous No.8902902]

>>8902888
>>8902878
where are you from? I mean, it's clear it's usa or australia, but what parts of it?

[Anonymous No.8902905]

>>8902820
>Come home for the holidays from uni.
>Bored, decide to go out in my hometown.
>Haven't been out since I left, discovered /fa/ in that time.
>Nothing fancy, plain white tee, black skinny jeans and some black monochrome hi tops.
>Walking to an ATM at night.
>Well lit area, Irish pub across the street and some cops are standing on the corner.
>After looking around to make sure I'm not going to get jumped, I use the ATM.
>Some drunk from the pub yells out "Nice pants, faggot!"
>Turn around to see that he is sitting in smokers area out front.
>The front of the pub has iron bar fence that's about 2.5m tall.
>I'm a little tipsy, decide to shut down this goon.
>I get my money, turn around and shout back. "Only two things belong behind bars, mate! Animals and convicts, which one are you?!"
>Everyone sitting with him goes "ohhhhhhhh"
>Drunk's looking pretty irate, walks out the front to cross the road.
>I bail, I ain't getting thumped by some potato head.
>The cops walk past me and approach the drunk.
>"Where do you think you're going?"
>"Did you hear that little shit?!"
>"Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny. Now fuck off back to the pub before we decide your drunk and disorderly."
>Not keen on spending a $600 a night stay in the drunk tank, he turns around and leaves muttering something about me and the cops.
>Cops come up to me and tell me to keep my mouth shut.

[Anonymous No.8902907]

>>8902249
you guys need to stop dressing like your dads and maybe you wont get these dumb comments anymore

[Anonymous No.8902912]

>>8902907
You're just jealous because you don't have a dad.

[Anonymous No.8902914]

>>8902878
Assuming this all isn't a troll, I feel you man. Sure, in our minds we like to think we can take on someone whos talking shit. but in reality is it ever going to be worth it? That person could literally kill you, all over some exchanged words. Best thing I can think off is giving them eye contact, but not the satisfaction of a response. People like that are OBVIOUSLY just looking for a fight. If they push the subject pull out a knife you should always carry and get a little greasy. Fuck faggots like that, no worse than niggers.

[Anonymous No.8902918]

>>8902907
Post fit

[Anonymous No.8902919]

>>8902902
Sydney, happened when I was walking home in Lilyfield from the tram station if you know the area.

[Anonymous No.8902921]

>>8902902
I'm >>8902820 and i'm actually in Canada. Not a bad area, I was just walking by a beer vendor and bar so there's many a drunk assholes around it on a Friday evening.

[Anonymous No.8902945]

>>8902914
>pull out a knife you should always carry
>no worse than niggers
oh hi /b/

[Anonymous No.8902949]

>>8902918
here u go

[Anonymous No.8902972]

>>8902949
You're like the sad, basement dwelling, socially crippled virgincore stereotype personified

If you don't have taste & move out of your parents house by the time you turn 18 consider suicide

[Anonymous No.8902977]

>>8902949
you look like a 16 year old who just dicovered zara

[Anonymous No.8903013]

>>8902972
>>8902977
that's the joke, you idiots.
this >>8902949 isn't actually one of his fits, he's a dadcore nigger trying to make people hate goofninjas.

[Anonymous No.8903068]

>>8903013
Why can't goofninjas and dads just get along?

[Anonymous No.8903078]

fuck had to double check i wasn't on reddit. shit thread you're all faggots

[Anonymous No.8903087]

>>8902820

man, what do you actually do in situations like this?

I've had douchebags say shit to me from the comfort of their jeep/lifted truck so many times i can't even keep track.

all i do is ignore them

[Anonymous No.8903112]

>why are you so dressed up

I wanna look good for hen I fuck your mom tonight

[Anonymous No.8903116]

>>8902905
>>The front of the pub has iron bar fence that's about 2.5m tall.
wut? Why?

[Anonymous No.8903154]

>>8903116
he lives in ireland

[Anonymous No.8903158]

>>8903154
If that was the case why did he specify that the pub is irish?

[Anonymous No.8903165]

>>8903158
so people know the setting

[Anonymous No.8903173]

>Hey, whats up with the shoes?

Thats pretty much the only "bad" response I've gotten to my fits. The other day this qt said she wanted to take pictures of me pretty much every time she sees me because Im always rocking some style. And I dress like shit compared to most on this board, some of you guys seriously need more confidence.

[Anonymous No.8903199]

>>8903068
they can, but only on an individual basis

[Anonymous No.8903213]

>>8903068
Is goofdad a thing? does balmain make trillbys?

[Anonymous No.8903246]

>>8903213
Dadgoth*

[Anonymous No.8903252]

>>8903078
So edgy so monochrome so virgincore of u

[Anonymous No.8903262]

>>8903213
yohji makes fedoras

[Anonymous No.8903278]

>live in central London
>walking around
>see guy who modelled the shirt im wearing
>start to sweat and run home
>throw shirt away and vow never to go outside again

he probably went home to his 10/10 girlfriend and went "hey i saw this ugly faggot wearing a shirt i modelled, its like he thought he could look like me or something, what a faggot"

[Anonymous No.8903286]

>>8903278

are you for real or i'm getting epicly trolled

[deutschanon !Hz7PM3xw8w No.8903339]

>>8903286
>trololo s0 EPIKCCC LOLL

[Anonymous No.8903530]

>>8903262
yeah but you can only wear them on your feet

[Anonymous No.8903617]

I told somebody I was dressed up to go fuck their dad.

It was a friend tho, I haven't been yelled at by a stranger yet. Excited for it to happen

[Anonymous No.8903731]

>>8903278
hi bernd

[Anonymous No.8903733]

>>8902249
/r/ing full pic

[Anonymous No.8903750]

>>8902784
>implying buddha isnt /fa/ as fuck
>implying being so popular you have a whole religion about you isn't /fa/ as fuck

[Anonymous No.8903780]

>>8903750
And who implied that?

[Anonymous No.8903805]

I generally do the Thom Browne style no-socks high-cut-trousers look, and at my college that's got a range of responses, 'what happened to your socks?', 'aren't your ankles cold?' 'has a bee ever stung you there?' etc

[Anonymous No.8903817]

>>8902828
I don't get it. is he wearing a black scarf or does he have a long black beard?

[Anonymous No.8903903]

>>8903817
I think its clearly a beard

[Anonymous No.8903947]

>>8903617
lol faggot

[Anonymous No.8903953]

>>8902751
>>8902762
Whatever you say dad.

[Anonymous No.8903987]

>>8902249
>be me
>qt walks by
>you look so nice today, anon!
>say thanks and smile
>my friend speaks up
>OMG DID YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HE SPENT ON HIS CLOTHES? LIKE OMG! HIS SHOES WERE OVER 400 DOLLARS LOL!!! THAT'S CRAZY!

[Anonymous No.8904071]

>>8903987
why do you hang out with a pleb with no tact

[Anonymous No.8904088]

>>8902912
W R E C K E D

[Anonymous No.8904303]

i never know what to do when ppl still yell "nice pants faggot" or just scream otu their car window when im walking/biking.

I started carrying around a rock in my pocket to throw at a car if they make a noise, but this made it stop happening somehow.

one time some ppl told me my pants were like that of their little sister. later the same frat guys were harassing my bro, and i happened to be in a car, pulled a uturn, gunned it at them and made them all jump out of the street as my friend jumped into the car. i drove off and looked back to watch them chase the car, slow down, speed up, over and over down the street with them sprinting and then giving up again and again

[Anonymous No.8904316]

>>8903805
has a bee ever stung you there anon? ^.^

[genghis khan !/3DUcWLUKs No.8904317]

>>8902751
>wearing a fucking plaid button down
>"why are you so dressed up"

Damn, Ive come to expect it with oxfords, but plaid shirts?

[Anonymous No.8904456]

>>8904303
>I started carrying around a rock in my pocket to throw at a car if they make a noise

Don't. Stop doing that, you're gonna get in trouble and its not worth it. Just laugh at them and at yourself and let it go

[Anonymous No.8904474]

>move to the south for school from cali
>go out with new friends
>polo, chinos, loafers
>takes me less than 30 seconds to put it together and on
>"wow anon who are you trying to impress"

[Anonymous No.8904495]

>>8902820
>>8904303
>>8902905

what the fuck, where do you guys live to have guys in trucks shout "nice pants, faggot" at you
is that some real life meme in dirty anglo-states?
ever thought they might actually mean it, because you all really have nice pants?

[Anonymous No.8904515]

>>8902249
Because I like how it looks and it makes me feel good.

[Anonymous No.8904530]

>>8902249
I'm not, you're just dressed so bad that everything else looks good.

[Anonymous No.8904583]

>>8902249

>poor people drive past
>"barbers is that way mate"
>"job centre is that way mate"

thats the best i ever did most of the time i just call them a faggot or insult their mother

[Anonymous No.8904759]

>>8902751
>wearing oxford under sweater like pic related

"oooh fancy! Got a presentation?'


I've got jeans and sneakers on

[Anonymous No.8904777]

>>8904759
That's how 37 year olds dress.

[Anonymous No.8904810]

>>8904777
I guess you dress like this then?

[Anonymous No.8904811]

>>8903953
*tips virgincore drapey tee*

[Anonymous No.8904816]

>>8904810
>bud light

Truly the worst people to ever exist

[Anonymous No.8904855]

>>8902249
>work at wal mart at nights (college fag)
>new dress code says we have to wear collared navy blue or white shirts
>ok.jpg
>working in unbranded chinos, my boots, a white oxford and a navy blue v neck sweater since it's a bit chilly out
>fucking managers staring at me in the meeting - "woah, why is this fuccboi not just wearing a polo?"
>stop by tobacco shop afterwards and grill smiles "anon you look nice today, are you going to church?"

>"Are you going to church?"
>"Are you going to church?"
>"Are you going to church?"

[Anonymous No.8904897]

>>8904855
Lmao

[Anonymous No.8904898]

>>8904855
Sucks bro. It's all good I bet church was good though right?

[Anonymous No.8904900]

>>8904855

The midwest, I assume?

[Anonymous No.8904906]

>>8904900
Texas actually

[Anonymous No.8904915]

>>8904906
Richmond bro here.

[Anonymous No.8904921]

>>8904915
Nice
I heard it's ok there.

[Anonymous No.8904953]

>>8904855
People still dress up to go to church? Does the Lord care about that?
Was Jesus effay?

[Anonymous No.8904958]

>>8904898
I don't know, I don't go to church.

>>8904900
Tennessee

>>8904906
>>8904921
haha, who are you?

[Anonymous No.8904967]

>>8904953

If Jesus dressed in Black, he'd be on a whole new level of Gothninja.

[Anonymous No.8905018]

>>8902789
So I guess that makes you a liar and a pleb. Yep.

[Anonymous No.8905063]

>>8904855
are you going to church? ;)

[Anonymous No.8905271]

>>8904953
He was so /fa/ the Roman guards at his execution fought over his coat.

[Anonymous No.8905397]

>>8902905
That was a pretty damn good retort, I gotta admit

[Anonymous No.8905405]

>>8902820
Shoulda said, "Not as loose as your mom's pussy after I fucked her"

[Anonymous No.8905485]

>>8904495
It's a cultural thing.
Back in the old days, after Cromwell's death, nobles would go on horseback into the streets of London and provoke anyone they suspected of being a puritan (which could easily be deduced from their stern outfit) to duel each of them in a row.
Even though the political climate changed numerous times, the custom remained, transitioning from nobility to upper-middle class and middle class in the following centuries; it even crossed the atlantic and rooted itself in several American universities.

And now it's a part of the anglosphere; young men drive around in cars, looking for people whose clothes they don't like, so that they can insult them and hopefully beat them up if they respond.

[Anonymous No.8905585]

>>8903987
your fault for hanging out with a poorfag

[Anonymous No.8905600]

>>8905485
underrated post

[Anonymous No.8905609]

>wear literally dad-core suit, as in a suit that my dad used to wear and sort of fits me but isn't stylish at all-core, and get compliments

Nothing makes me want to give up on fashion more. I don't go around in Rick or anything but I like to think my fits are nice looking, yet they get no response. Kill me.

[Anonymous No.8905630]

>>8902949
In all honesty its a great fit with a horrible person wearing it.

[Anonymous No.8905640]

>>8905485
seems legit

[Anonymous No.8905641]

>>8903987
If you are in college, you probably shouldn't be spending $400 on shoes unless you have rich parents, in which case your peers should also have rich parents or you are just going to have a bad time. A real bad time.

[Anonymous No.8905648]

>>8905485
incredible

[Anonymous No.8905655]

>>8905641
>tfw rich parents but they still made me get a part time job :(

[Anonymous No.8905675]

>>8903780
ur virgin monorchrome core mom

[Anonymous No.8905691]

>>8904967
>godninja

[Anonymous No.8905694]

>>8902901
>supposed legit MMA club
>hold open exhibition fights once a month

Pick one.

[Anonymous No.8905695]

>>8905641
That's when you lie about how much your clothing costs. It's stupid how judgmental people are about how much clothing costs when they spend just as much, if not more, on their own hobbies.

[Anonymous No.8905714]

>>8905063
Best New Meme 2014

[Anonymous No.8905738]

>>8905714
I agree, let's do it.

[Anonymous No.8905767]

>>8905714
U forgot virgincore

[Anonymous No.8905881]

>>8902249
> same reason you are so dressed down :)

[Anonymous No.8905902]

>>8905881
>identifying yourself as a pleb

[Anonymous No.8906145]

>>8902762
>are you me.
no stfu its someone else who went through a common occurrence.

[Anonymous No.8906163]

>>8903987
your friend sounds cool
good way to continue conversation.
when girls compliment me on something like that it usually just ends at that

[Anonymous No.8906167]

>i don't just dress up, my wiener is also up
>have incredible intercourse with girl
everything will be ok

[Anonymous No.8906209]

>>8902880

Underrated

[Anonymous No.8906397]

>>8902880
mysides.webm

[Anonymous No.8906467]

>>8902272
>saving animated pictures
>of meta memes

A
Y
Y

[Anonymous No.8906468]

>>8903278
oh god this feeling

[Anonymous No.8906492]

>>8902249
>"Omg you look like Harry Styles but not as ugly."
>"Y-you too.."

[Anonymous No.8906521]

>go to dentist for braces check up
>qt13 dental assistant is doing me today
>"you look really well dressed up ((:"
>"i-i just found this in a pile of clothes since i was in a hurry"
>start immediately staring away while she does my braces
>i intensify as she starts smiling
>"bye anon"
>"y-you too"
>go home
>look at my fit
>it was just a striped sweater over button up shirt

oh god why
she complimented over my ugly fit and she probably thought i looked like a try hard

[Anonymous No.8906561]

What is a good comeback for fuccgrills when they get made fun of because of dressing up?

>LOL GURRRL, I was wondering why you are so overdressed. R U that desperate lol?

[Anonymous No.8906578]

>>8906561
my roommate's gf complained about this. apparently people have like been saying things to her because she dresses well. are people intimidated by well-dressed people or something?
i just think if someone wants to comment negatively on you being dressed up, then they are probably really insecure or have other problems of their own. it would be cool to shut them down though

[Anonymous No.8906592]

>>8906521
Wow
>braces
>dental assistant
You still have your baby teeth huh?

[Anonymous No.8906600]

>>8906561
Just try to see the comicalness, laugh and go "yeah sure" or something

[Anonymous No.8906603]

>>8902249
>not pulling an RJ King and saying, "And you look terrible.. What happened?"

[Anonymous No.8906621]

>>8906592
>braces on baby teeth

Literally retarded.

[Anonymous No.8906640]

>>8906578
Anybody who makes insults on others is generally just projecting they're insecurities.

[Anonymous No.8906754]

>>8902820
>guy calls me fag
>go fag mode and come onto him
>he gets scared and uncomfortable
its not hard, and if youre not some pussy you should be able to defend yourself should push come to shove.
fuck being submissive
unless youre into that big boy ;)

[Anonymous No.8906760]

>>8905630
ew fuck off
that looks bad no matter who its on

[Anonymous No.8906767]

>>8906163
compliment them back. that'll open some doors, the stereotype of women liking to be complimented exists for a reason

[Anonymous No.8906769]

>>8904474
>"everyone, you?"

[Anonymous No.8906774]

>>8904583
pic of hair

[Anonymous No.8906782]

>>8906578
>are people intimidated by well-dressed people or something?
Yes. Heavily.

[Anonymous No.8906790]

>>8903987
Happens all the time, people's reactions are pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.8906792]

Where the fuck y'all niggas live if you really have people shouting shit like "nice pants faggot" at you? Like seriously? Some backwater bumfucked white trash town or what? I've literally travelled all over the world and have never encountered behavior like that, ever.

[Anonymous No.8906830]

>>8906792
>Some backwater bumfucked white trash town or what
people in those towns are nice to others
its cities where you find the assholes
also, confirmed for never having been to a city ie not all over the world
this board is shitty enough without lying faggots

[Anonymous No.8906847]

>>8906792

Poors/plebs/normals are everywhere, man. It doesn't matter where you live. I live in a huge city (Sydney), I don't get called a faggot or anything but my eccentric designer friend does all the time for wearing interesting/different shit. People that stand out get called faggots. People that don't stand out call people faggots.

[Anonymous No.8906860]

>>8906847
This nigga knows what's up.

If you look different,they're either jealous or you just really look like a faggot.

[Anonymous No.8906895]

>>8906847
Very true, mate. Guess I've just been lucky then.
>>8906830
Sydney a big enough of a city for you? Or Hong Kong, where I lived for past three years?

[Anonymous No.8906926]

>>8906895
>two notoriously nice places
also
>two cities
>all over the world

[Anonymous No.8907099]

>>8906926
Also couple of years stateside, some placed around northern and central yurop & russia too. Any-fucking-hoo, I dont think I have to convince another poster on an anonymous image board so whatever, man.

[Anonymous No.8908073]

>>8902789
>spit in the face
uncultured swine

[Anonymous No.8908079]

>>8905655
good parents

[Anonymous No.8908287]

>>8903173
Topkuku i bet you didnt even fuck her you clueless faggot

[Anonymous No.8908300]

>>8904474
> polo, chinos, loafers

If you actually wore that you deserved it

[Anonymous No.8908438]

>why do you always wear basketball shoes, you suck at sports :)

[Anonymous No.8908509]

>>8908438
They have a point bud.

[Anonymous No.8908515]

>>8908509
>not being /fa/ enough to wear high tops
>thinking all high tops are basketball shoes

[Anonymous No.8908525]

I work summers at my friend's ranch. The cult that Joaquin Phoenix's family use to be in is based there.
>driving into town to pick up food for the week
>wearing basic skinny CottonOn chino, Eva print on white tee, and some leather boots cause I lost my Keens
>waitress hits on me, which I extremely liked cause I had the cabin to myself for the next 5 days
>husky plaid shirt with no shelves fuck squeezes into my booth telling m looke to back off cause he be aiming for that girl for a while now
>tell him him to fuck off and go to an ESL class cause I can't understand him
>punches may in the gut, which made me tear up and almost puke
>go home and hit on the waitress tomorrow when he isn't there
>banged her and she is now married to the fucking redneck

[Anonymous No.8908531]

>>8908525
>CottonOn
fucking pleb

[Anonymous No.8908536]

>>8908515
No one ever questions my athleticism.

[Anonymous No.8908542]

>>8908525
>>8908531
>CottonOn

I got a nice graphic tee there once. The collar stitching came off but I fixed it just fine. Cheap shit but it looks nice and I can fix it

[Anonymous No.8908544]

>>8908536
>tfw weak white boi

[Anonymous No.8908551]

>>8908542
I like their sweaters actually, I think they're very comfy, but then again, so are the plain ones that Old Navy sells for another 10 bucks less.

[Anonymous No.8908556]

I know that I dressed up like a plebian
:'(

[Anonymous No.8908575]

>>8908551
Yeah I have a pair of chinos . Cheap as fuck and shacky quality but the fit is actually nice, great taper.

[Anonymous No.8908583]

>>8908575
They definitely LOOK a lot nicer than they are, as long as you don't wear their clothes out they're great.

[Anonymous No.8908591]

/fa/ all you need is to get a little bit more /fit/ and manly looking, afterwards no one fucks with you

be it clothing or something else, no one will have the balls to mock you for it

[Anonymous No.8908592]

>>8902257

but you're a fedora wearing autist

[Anonymous No.8908608]

>>8908591
I'm tall and bigger than average and can confirm. I wear dumb ass shit all the time because I know I can get away with it.

[Anonymous No.8908682]

>>8904759
>owning a sweater like pic related

[Anonymous No.8908853]

>>8903246

[Anonymous No.8908862]

>>8905655
It's a good idea dude. Experience, plus if you get the right job you can meet cool people/do something you enjoy.

[Anonymous No.8908889]

>>8906621
My neighbour had braces as a fairly young child, and she's going to need them again in high school. It happens.

[Anonymous No.8908892]

>>8903987
That actually sounds not to bad :)

[Anonymous No.8908912]

>>8905485
I don't find it hard to believe this.

[Anonymous No.8908918]

>>8905695
>"you dropped 200 euro on that pants anon, wow that's really expensive"
>they dropped 500 euro on the newest playstation
>pants are more useful than video games

[Anonymous No.8908931]

>>8905767
my fav meme this year was "too bold" ;))

[Anonymous No.8908947]

>>8905695
it's not even that clothes are a hobby
everyone should be spending more money on clothing instead of buying cheap shit thats just common sense but faggots would rather cheap out with stuff made by kids that feels like shit , has a bad cut, and breaks apart fast

[Anonymous No.8908976]

>>8905641
This is why I love studying economics at one of the top schools in my country, top 20 in Europe and top 100 in the world. I quite often feel dressed down in clothes and accessories worth about $2000.

[Anonymous No.8908987]

>>8908591

But nobody can see a ottermode body under winter layering.

[Anonymous No.8908995]

>>8908987
It's fall tho

[Anonymous No.8909072]

>First day at Urban Outfitters (two of my roommates work there, so they put in a good word)
>Nervous as fuck, get through it
>one of my roommates told me that the trainer (who I met before several times) expected me to be funnier and more outgoing.
>and that i overdressed
I'm just wearing t-shirts to work now. that's what I get for trying.

[Anonymous No.8909078]

>>8908987
Maybe later but yeah, currently it's still pretty warm and layering doesn't get in the way

as far as winter goes, having a chiseled face and some sort of stubble will go a long way
but confidence and posture also matter a lot

[Anonymous No.8909080]

>>8906521
>>look at my fit
>>it was just a striped sweater over button up shirt
Shieeeet, she was smiling and complimenting you because she could see your ding dong.

[Anonymous No.8909088]

>>8904953
qt grills still dress up for church

[Anonymous No.8909103]

>>8904958
It was because you were the only guy not wearing vineyard vines or duck commander in this shithole state.

[Anonymous No.8909111]

>>8906521
You forgot pants and she wanted your dick bruh

[Anonymous No.8909202]

>a-level history of art trip to local gallery
>non-uniform, couldn't be bothered dressing
>black jeans, faded "the cure" T-shirt, grinders, John Rocha jacket
>get on bus to town
>"wow, are you going to an interview?"
>mfw

[Anonymous No.8909219]

>>8909080
funnier than it should have been

[Anonymous No.8909243]

>>8903987
my fucking cousin
what's even worse is when I get a really good deal on something and he's interested so I tell him it retails for quite a bit and then he points out that item and talks about it in front of people whenever we meet

[Anonymous No.8909252]

>>8905485
epi bate

[Anonymous No.8909299]

>>8902905
Proud of u

[Anonymous No.8909301]

>>8902820
>be in a frat
>most fashionable brother
>bros I pledged with went from looking sloppy/average/pretty tryhard to /fa/
>our frat went from meh guys with fun parties to "hot guys and great parties"
>sometimes get I some flack, but it's all just jokes and fun

maybe if you looked less awkward, or maybe they were just the hard core douche frat and they would have said something to you no matter what you were wearing (most likely the latter)

vid kind of related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmeDzffQrzw

just don't let it get to you anon. remember that those guys who did that will forever be fuccbois

[Anonymous No.8909303]

>>8904810

w2c sikk oversized juggalos up in this bitch tee

[Anonymous No.8909330]

>>8904759
That's just America.

Try living in Florence for a day. Everyone will think you're a slob and immaculately dressed Spezzy old men with pristine white beards will cycle past you whilst muttering statements of disgust at your plebby bumbag and NYC baseball cap.

[Anonymous No.8909337]

>>8909202

who the fuck would wear grinders to an interview

[Anonymous No.8909342]

>>8909337
none of those items were interview suitable

[Anonymous No.8909349]

>>8904855
>not replying
>"if by you church you mean my bedroom, then yea. How bout you come along? I can the priest and you can be my altar girl"
g-guaranteed sex m8

[Anonymous No.8909351]

>>8909080
>>8909111

lmao

[Anonymous No.8909378]

>>8909342

jeans and jacket perhaps

[Anonymous No.8909386]

*jacket...more like a black denim coat. back when collar buckles where a thing

[Anonymous No.8909428]

>>8905271
underrated post

[Anonymous No.8909580]

>>8909349
Dude....I live in Tennessee, she was a fat black chick.

>all of my nope

[Anonymous No.8910613]

>>8906603
that picture gave me cancer

[Anonymous No.8910615]

>>8906621
dentally retarded

[Anonymous No.8910739]

>>8902249
Where can I find the original pic?

[Anonymous No.8911739]

>>8908976
my uni's ranked 45th in the world for economics & 10th for acct/fin and nobody dresses like that

[Anonymous No.8911775]

>>8908976
17th in the world at Cornell, nobody does that.

[Anonymous No.8911861]

>>8902820
>he didnt notice he was getting hit on
>he thought they were teasing him
>he was going to shoot at him

/Fa/ confirmed r9k level autsim

[Anonymous No.8912093]

Do people not know proper etiquette? Asking any question that could possiby make someone feel embarrassed is abosuletely inappropriate.

What is the use in putting effort into your appearance if you're going to socialize with scum anyway?

[Anonymous No.8912096]

>>8912093
Some people just don't realize, others just project their insecurities and jealousy by making you feel like you're doing something wrong

[Anonymous No.8912126]

>>8906492
I get called Harry Styles at least twice a week,even the older people are starting to tell me I dress like One Direction. I hate it so much but I guess it's a compliment because they're handsome r-right guys?

[Anonymous No.8912293]

>>8912093
You have aspergers

[Anonymous No.8912297]

>>8912126
Harry definitely isn't handsome, bruh.
Captcha gives brilliant ideas, make a cum university.

[Anonymous No.8912301]

>>8902249
I am an aspiring rapper. I'd sell drugs if I had to to make it big. Sure as fuck beats working one of the godfucking square piss-poor minimum-wage jobs, eking out a piss-poor middle class nameless, faceless existence, having to pay fucking rent...

Living to work just so you can fucking live such a miserable fucking pointless mundane godfucking existence ESPECIALLY in this godfucking Obama fucked-up economy when the fucking bottom is just about to drop out and only the rich will be able to motherfucking survivve in this 17 trillion dollar in debt fucking Sodom and Gomorrah fucking country we used to call America.

[Anonymous No.8912311]

>>8912301
Simply FARTING IT UP in the McDonald's fucking dining room! NASTY, lol!
[9:30:06 PM] Lee: When pain takes control SO DO I!!!

I ACT UP, MISBEHAVE, AND DO NOT GIVE A fuck ABOUT THE PUBLIC!!!

Simply farting it up. LITERALLY, inside the fucking McDonald's, talking shit that smells like my motherfucking farting!

[Anonymous No.8912315]

Simply FARTING IT UP in the McDonald's fucking dining room! NASTY, lol!
When pain takes control SO DO I!!!
I ACT UP, MISBEHAVE, AND DO NOT GIVE A fuck ABOUT THE PUBLIC!!!

Simply farting it up. LITERALLY, inside the fucking McDonald's, talking shit that smells like my motherfucking farting!

[Anonymous No.8912336]

>>8912315
wtf bro

[Anonymous No.8912345]

>>8912315
just googled it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqcWcMuL67A

what an obscure post

[Anonymous No.8912381]

Looking forward to getting a job in recruiting/hr so I can wear suits erryday

[Anonymous No.8912396]

>>8912345
>>8912336
>>8912315
kid in a wheelchair that sits next to me in class farted like 3 times today. can people in wheelchairs control their farts

i felt like i needed to say this somewhere.

[Anonymous No.8912420]

>>8912396
Lol that poo poo lame shit i aint with it i snort the guys farts in the wheelchair heck yeah bitch grata ta swag bitch

[Anonymous No.8913270]

>>8902751
whenever i wore flannel shirts at uni:

>"u goin on a night out anon?"

[Anonymous No.8913890]

>shy, anxious person, have trouble showing emotions, still okay at conversation
>lose some weight, gain a somewhat adequate feeling of self worth
>wear mostly black, grey, white, some navy, low key sneakers, simple cotton bombers, sweaters etc
>people call me blase and cool now instead of bored, distant or shy
>Im still a nervous wreck underneath but at lest I can pretend

Thank you based /fa/

[Anonymous No.8915475]

>>8912420

[Anonymous No.8915496]

>>8913890
I feel you, introvert brah. I've had a similar transformation recently.

[Anonymous No.8915514]

>>8902828
>tfw no one has said that to u

[Anonymous No.8915563]

>>8913890
>Am a no-life, friendless loser who doesn't talk a lot because I don't do anything worthwhile.
>Everyone thinks I'm really chill and cool when I keep to myself

Probably helps that I'm kind of good looking.