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Hello /fa/. I am seriously, and I mean seriously, in love with this American Apparel model.

Does anybody know her name?

>> No.8889189

Yeah, this is going to be a good story to tell your children.

>I posted on a Martian telepathic imageboard saying I was in love and asked for her name, they gave me the details and hey here we are today

>> No.8889191

>>8889186
Alex, love her too :>

>> No.8889200

>>8889186

Her name is none of your business you fucking spastic.

>> No.8889202

>>8889186
Navy Natural Red obviously
we like to just call her "N" Red

>> No.8889204

30 seconds on google.

instagram.com/alexandraskyel

She's apparently 19 and living in Cali. She's probably getting laid on a nightly basis. I'd put it out of your head.

>> No.8889214

>>8889204
You have 0 fucking chance OP.
The fact you're posting about her on here says it all, it will never happen even if you met her.

>> No.8889223
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>>8889214
That's just what you think. Apparently (thanks >>8889204 for providing me her instagram) she's studying in Paris and she's living in the same arrondissement I'm moving to in a couple of months. She hangs out at La Maroquinerie.

Given that this one is her boyfriend - fucking pig disgusting, quasi-shitskin 'musician' tryhard - I'll get in her panties soon. I'm way more good looking and fashionable than he is and I'm supposed to play a minimal lowercase/onkyo/drone set in one of those clubs next year.

I'll keep you guys updated. It's fucking happening.

>> No.8889231

>>8889223
Alright buddy.
You should tell her about how you found out too, she'd love you for that.

>I have every single one of your pictures saved, I love you, please love me abloo abloo

>> No.8889235
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Jesus fucking Christ he's hideous. I swear I'm going full autistic over this one, this doesn't slip.

>> No.8889242

>>8889223
Who am I to stand between the true love of a dude sitting at home and a model he saw on a clothing store.

When all this unfolds can I sell the story to Disney?

>> No.8889247
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>>8889223

lol what a fucking retard

>> No.8889252

>>8889242
I'm perfectly aware this sounds just spastic and cheesy, mate.

Yet, this won't change the fact that it's simply happening.

>> No.8889255

>>8889247
>le epic tripcode calling me a retard

Sure thing, dude: and why so?

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>>8889223

You seem like the type who cries when you separate from a girl and then listen to some /mu/level dark rock shit in in your underwear shitposting on /fa/ for days in an agry tangent

Seek mental help.

>> No.8889266

>>8889255

Son, i can tell from this retaded post >>8889223 that you aint gonna do shit

>minimal lowecase/onkyo/drone set

You talk and think like a virgin, you aint fucking her

>> No.8889273

>>8889223
you sound like someone who was not hugged enough as a child

>> No.8889280

>>8889266
Ain't a virgin, dude. I added that bit because it was cringeworthy and spiced up the thread.

Besides that, I can't see why this stuff sounds impossible to your ears: this is precisely a virginal, depressive attitude. "She's a model, she's out of your league"? I've already had an affair with a models. Yes, they were pretty retarded and it didn't least, but their work simply means jack shit.

Stop being so bitter, guys. This is going to happen, I'm going to keep you updated about everything.

>> No.8889282

Godspeed OP, please keep us updated

>> No.8889289

>>8889223
good luck, buddy

>> No.8889294

>>8889280
>stop being bitter

irony

>> No.8889309

>>8889280
KEEP US UPDATED GODSPEED FAGGOT!

>> No.8889319

you know she has a kid, right?

>> No.8889322

her face kind of reminds me of james may for some reason

>> No.8889325

>>8889280

you're a cunt. don't even deserve her tbh. meesaged her with all your deets and told her 'a stalker is onto you'. best of luck, 'dude'

>> No.8889337

>>8889325
>Implying this would change shit

Oh, you really screwed me now, basement-boy. Ebin work.

>>8889319
Source.

>> No.8889376

yes.. she is cute.
But whats does she uses to fix her hairstyle? Wax or pomade?

>> No.8889380

She is of Greek descent, so in just a few years she's going to blow up like a balloon. Also, she seems like a total nut. None of this changes the fact that I also think she's a hottie and that I follow her blog religiously.

Have fun with that, guys.

>> No.8889381

>>8889186
Ew this bitch is ugly like for real

>> No.8889385

>>8889380
>she seems like a total nut.

What makes you think that?

>> No.8889388

>>8889186
literally a 5/10 average american girl

>> No.8889389

>>8889385
http://alexskyestyle.tumblr.com/

>> No.8889403

>>8889380
Agreed, I wouldn't gf or befriend her.
Would fuck her though.

>> No.8889406

>>8889389
>Buuuuut I have started smoking because it’s so socially acceptable here and I’m a poopy person.

> mean that’s a possibility, but this is a really serious shitty phase of my life that I’m not particularly happy to go through. I’ve suffered from depression and anxiety my entire life; but until now I’ve never had to suffer through multiple panic attacks a day nor have I had such existential suicidal thoughts.

Horey sheit, yep, sounds retarded as fuck. But whatevs.

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>>8889389
OP is so badly going to get in there.
You can tell she doesn't have a hundred other men going after her, next pic coming up will explain.

>> No.8889413

>>8889186
i think you need more drinks and less lights.

>> No.8889420

>>8889408
Not to mention she broke up with that asian guy and had since suffered from depression saying they were in a "very serious relationship". My sides.

>> No.8889421

>>8889413
underrated post

>> No.8889424
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>>8889420
No no no dude, OP is definitely getting with her, he is going to marry this girl.
Yeah, just like in a movie he's going to Paris and going to date a model, haha yeah what could go wrong, nobody else is probably even close to her she's just waiting for OP to fly in.

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>>8889424
>i get random people coming up to me from time to time saying they collect all of my photos and that they're in love with me

>> No.8889431

>>8889406
That's kind of what I meant, she acts how I remember girls acting in 9th grade. Not to mention that the blog I linked is essentially devoted entirely to whining. She calls someone a misogynist at some point down the line.

>> No.8889434

>>8889430
Damn OP has competition

>> No.8889437

>>8889424
>Valuing American Apparel models

It's not like she has a contract for a higher-end agency. She's a barely 5'9'' average girl who's modeling for fucking American Apparel... have you seen their standards, as in their male models?

>> No.8889440

>>8889437
I know dude that's what I'm saying.
OP IS going to marry her. :)

If he doesn't I'll just take her myself, haha.

>> No.8889461

>>8889388
>implying Americans are not fat and ugly

>> No.8889489

I believe in you OP! Keep us updated on your journey.

>> No.8889518

>>8889186

Post a pic op

>> No.8889524

looked at more pictures of her, don't really like her anymore. this always happens.

>> No.8889537

>>8889186
I know a girl who looks like that. She had the fattest ass for a white girl oh my god

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8889604

soon

>> No.8889619 [DELETED] 

Hahaha I got 10 reports on this thread OP, I'm not deleting it as long as you come back and let us know what happened, This is probably one of the first times I suggest tripping.

>> No.8889648 [DELETED] 

>>8889619
Post with your mod ID then fuccboi.

>> No.8889652 [DELETED] 

>>8889648
NO HOW ABOUT THIS

>> No.8889663 [DELETED] 

>>8889648
rekt

>> No.8889667 [DELETED] 

>>8889663
Rekt indeed.

>> No.8889670 [DELETED] 

>>8889663
>>8889667

:)

>> No.8889671

this is me...y'all are a little creepy

>> No.8889679

>>8889671
Post a picture of your self holding a piece of paper with /fa/ written on. Otherwise it simply isn't you.

>> No.8889690

>>8889671
ay gurl u wan sum fuk. ill american ur apparel.

Actually in all seriousness, this chick has probably be fucked silly by Dov Charney already. Would you really want Charney's sloppy seconds?

>> No.8889716

OP here, I'm tripping because this may turn out to be fun.

It doesn't slip, guys. I'm all over this.

>> No.8889720

>>8889716
Alright good, I wont delete your threads in the future on this subject.

Whats your first move?

>> No.8889721
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8889721

#1 I have not slept with Dov
#2 I will not sleep with any of you...EVER
#3 Stop being scary and live your life holy shit

>> No.8889726

>>8889721
No timestamp, no dice.

>> No.8889733

>>8889721
Write /fa/ on a piece of paper or anywhere alse and take a picture with it. That picture could be taken from her tumblr.

>> No.8889746

>>8889721

#4 You're mean

>> No.8889750

>>8889604
>topkek

>> No.8889755

>>8889721
u r cute

>> No.8889760
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8889760

Lmao, Op, you've been ratted out.

>> No.8889761

>>8889721
>reverse image search says nothing
>that filename seems a bit fake
i want to believe

>> No.8889763

>>8889721
>at 9.24 AM

You should turn your device's time to local tho

>> No.8889765

>>8889761
ditto
>>8889760
White knight faggot.

>> No.8889767

>>8889760
>being such a faggot
well, OP, you blew it. go cry.

>> No.8889768

>>8889721
>9.42 AM

Too bad she's in Europe right now. Poor attempt, fuccboi.

>> No.8889769

>>8889760

Do white knights really think this shit will help them get laid?

>> No.8889773

>>8889765
op is mad as fuk lmao
eat shit op

>> No.8889774

>>8889760
This is cringey as fuck.

>4chan underground l33t hacker unit watch out baby it's serious business

>> No.8889786

>>8889774
>they can destroy your life with a couple of clicks and master codes
shit nigga, if it were that easy, i'd be rollin in dough.

also, that fregget saw this thread and wanted to "warn" the grill
>ishygddt

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>even /fa/ is filled with autistic creepers

What happened to /fa/? I want all these 12-year old cunts dead.

>> No.8889793

>>8889760
>le elite haxxors from 4chan are talking about you, watch out

>> No.8889794

>>8889760
>stay safe, baby girl

>> No.8889797

>>8889760
lmao bitchboi

>> No.8889798

>>8889769
>start dating a girl
>one of her ugly creepy male friends gives you the evil eye

Fuck, I hate "nice guys".

>> No.8889799

>>8889773

It's not like she's going to reconnect that message to me when we're meeting. I definitely don't look like a creep, so I will just be a fresh, new face to her.

I can't see why this stuff should be considered differently than you, average, lonely college students creeping on your collegues' Facebook accounts and pictures.

We hang out in the same areas and I'm going to let you know when things are settled. Things are going to flow naturally, of course I'm neither going to stalk nor to harrass her.

The janitor might as well delete this thread if he wants, I will be opening a new one soon.

>>8889794
>S-stay safe

>> No.8889800

>>8889760
>>8889767
>>8889774
>>8889786
He's here somewhere..

>> No.8889804

>>8889721
T'es française ?

>> No.8889805

>>8889760
hahaha white knight virgins are so pathetic