effay feels

[Anonymous No.8869076]

>see face in mirror
>lookin good
>see profile in photo
>absolutely horrifying

fuck this gay earth

[Anonymous No.8869082]

I know that feel bro. My nose and forehead looks retarded from the side.

[Anonymous No.8869089]

>>8869082
for me it's my fucking lips
giant ass elliot rodgers nigger lips that completely ruin the balance of my profile

i think plastic surgery is for fags but goddamn am i starting to consider it

[Anonymous No.8869096]

You probably have an asymmetrical face. Try horizontally mirroring the image. I have a crooked nose and have the same problem

[Anonymous No.8869103]

>>8869089
hey birthday

[Anonymous No.8869111]

>>8869096
>horizontally mirroring
>profile picture
>mfw my face is 2 of same half

[Anonymous No.8869116]

its the opposite with me
people always ask me what's wrong as well, as if I'm depressed

[pigfuck, seasoned cryptozoolog(...) No.8869138]

>walking into the club with my girl
>looking slick cps, zara shirt(quality is actually really good fuck wat ppl say) and zepsy sweats(basically the epitome of effay)
>my girl dressed head to toe in new season helmut lang
>everyone is looking, saying nice fit cool digs etc etc
>see girl i know from hs, used to throw water on her and say she farted all kinds of funny shit i was wild
>say to my gf watch this knowing im gonna light up the room with some funny dope shit
>go up to this hs girl and say raf simons rick owens
>she is obviously intimidated
>"no need to be frightened these shoes are worth more than ur entire outfit"
>she doesnt hear me over the music
>"sorry whatd u say?"
>"these shoes are worth more than ur entire outift!!"
>"oh cool are they designer?"
>dont know how to respond so i just smirk as effay as possible and say "lel too bad"
>she looks at me like im a freak
>walk back over to my girl who is nursing my vodka raspberry
>mfw alpha as fuck and now that i browse /fit/ im basically the amalgamation of alpha and effay
>we dance and party hardcore i smoke a blunt and get high as hell
>start feeling frisky so i take my girl home and we get it on, have sex for at least 20 minutes she says she has to stop cuz shes hella saw
>"nah bitch that aint effay"
>she asks me wat i mean
>"kek bitch u aint effay"
>try to put it in her ass but she pushes me off and says im a fucking idiot
>"kek ur just a fuccgirl"
>"what the fuck are u even saying anymore ethan?"(ethan is my name i posted it in a name thread and everyone said it was fah as fuck so i know its all g)

felt like such a badass for the next week was a crazy fucken night for sure

been saving up for some palladiums for dat lunarcore swag haha

pic super related

[Anonymous No.8869156]

>see face in the mirror
>hmm not bad
>see face in pic taken with my shitty laptop webcam
>bretty gud

[Anonymous No.8869158]

>>8869138
w2c pants

[Anonymous No.8869167]

>>8869138

hilarious

[Anonymous No.8869175]

>>8869156
>shitty laptop webcam with shitty megapixels and capturing only a blurry visage resembling your face thus omitting all the details

yeah no wonder

[Anonymous No.8869177]

>8869138
2/10 made me reply

[Anonymous No.8869181]

>>8869175
:)

[caf No.8869202]

Fuggit. Please help. Bad facial/skull shape/hair genetics, and skinny-fatness so bad even regular working out/high protein barely dents. (To the point I feel like giving up for good but I'm already too ridden with guilt-shame-ewwiness from my lack of energy/resolve)

Honestly wish I could afford cosmetic "surgery" (and knew what to ask for and how to finance it on bad credit - student loans and min wage don't mix - I just wanna conquer my "lot in life" and finally be attractive (and not just to fat girls and single moms) but am underemployed, so money is difficult to come by and there are no thrift stores of worth or anyone knowledgable around to help out. I'd optimally like to get over being a late bloomer/never bloomer and become sexually attractive even to the cutest and most intimidating smart geeky lass.... so fuggit let's have a bunch of random strangers give it a shot? I know I lack/lack sense fashionwise (I am metrosexual - but BAD at it) so help would be good. Obviously there are ways to get around the money part too, so any help with that is also appreciated.


Pic related, best Ive got on hand. PS Haircut and fashion advice appreciated (no buzz/extremely short ones - keep in mind my head IS too egg shaped/deformed slightly from birth and I know nothing can be done about *that*

[Anonymous No.8869204]

>>8869202

Mate, very few percentage of people are actually attractive. Just roll with what you have, it sounds like you have body dysmorphia.

[Anonymous No.8869205]

>tfw dating a fob with an amazing body
>tfw will never be able to connect on the same intellectual level because of culture differences
>wanna break up but the sex is too good

i dont know what to do

[Anonymous No.8869210]

>>8869205
spit in their bubble tea

[Anonymous No.8869219]

>>8869076
means ur ugly and u just been staring in the mirrior so long u tricked urself into thinking ur hansome
sorry dude

[Anonymous No.8869224]

>>8869205
shit in their mint coffee

[caf No.8869226]

>>8869204
Friend.. I dont think you see how quite dire this situation is.. For example. Ive made this fullscreen wallpaper. 1920x1080p. It's enlarged to show my face, my deformities, my imperfections, but most of all.. what makes me who I really am.

I'm just sick of being the "underdog" so to speak. Women ignore me just as much as the average joe does.. (I dont rank high on the "social butterfly" scale)..

I just get ignored and angry and upset because of their words and actions. Ive never received any positivity and I really just feel like demanding it. Ive been drinking a lot this week.

I cant tell if Im about to make a change for the better.. or worse. But its not just going to affect me..

[Anonymous No.8869229]

>tfw got her number

[Anonymous No.8869235]

>>8869076
People say I should model

Tell them I art model and that I am happy with that
Its lies

but I would rather get work at 5'11" with a weird face than chase a futile dream of real modeling

[Anonymous No.8869237]

>>8869226

We can't see shit you dumb retard. Make a better picture.

[Anonymous No.8869252]

>tfw trying out a blazer
>fits me perfectyl and completes my already sharp look
>saleswoman comes to check on me
>tells me this blazer was parctically made for me (or something like that)
>suddenly comes up and feels my shoulders and sides while telling me about intricite quality and lining
>practically carresses me just for a moment
>feels flattered but a bit violated at the same time

[caf No.8869255]

>>8869237
Here. Fuck..
Honestly if you dont quit I feel like I might lose it.. I dont want to do something brash.. Ive been drinking a little tonight if you cant tell, Ive been drinking all week

Even hard liquor cant drown my sorrows, I just wanted to know the warm touch of another human.. fuck knows if Ill ever get it

Im only proof to natural selection Im sure.. simple darwinism.. well Im not going out without a bang...

I’m from Brentwood, California and I am currently attending school in San Francisco at San Francisco State University. In my free time I’m usually just sitting alone pondering the complexities and the shit hand of life Ive been dealt.. its not the way of living I like

[Anonymous No.8869258]

>>8869255
Are you rusing or what? You look handsome on this pic. Nice facial structure.

[Anonymous No.8869259]

>>8869255

You have body dysmorphia. Go see someone competent or do the same thing as Elliot Rodger.

All in all the real problem probably isn't what you are outside, but the bitch that you must be inside.

[Anonymous No.8869261]

>>8869226
>I cant tell if Im about to make a change for the better.. or worse. But its not just going to affect me..
the fuck are you saying gear down eliott

[caf No.8869266]

>>8869255
Heres another pic of my pathetic, ugly, neanderthal shaped "mug".

Please.. I just want some advice.. or some coaxing off the ledge..
I cant take it. Everyday I see ugly guys with hot girls and they dont even try. I sit ordering fine clothes, reading, culturally enriching my life.. and I get nothing. I get tossed in the trash.

I can't tell if it's my dead eyes or just the general shape of my face (pancake) tipping them off. I dont have any "serial killer" tendencies or body language.. though I might if I keep drinking

[TroalPost !!M/8ntLE+we3 No.8869267]

>>8869255
>>8869202

which sufu/tinychat member is this?

[Anonymous No.8869273]

>>8869226
jesus you are autistic
stop posting that picture with your posts it's fucking weird

[Anonymous No.8869277]

>>8869202
>>8869226
>>8869255
>>8869266
>he does it for free

[Anonymous No.8869280]

>>8869266
goddamn seek help or quit phishing for compliments u fuck
youre not ugly
so once again seek help for dysmorphia/depression

[caf No.8869312]

>>8869273
To be perfectly honest this "picture" is what I'd ideally like to visually appear as to people.. he's got masculine and feminine traits, precise sex appeal.. which I don't carry.

If I just had the charisma or the wisdom maybe I could get a 5/10 in the sack.. unfortunately I havent.. Im a virgin at age 20.. who would have thought my life would end up being a worse shipwreck than a rock killing the ititanic? Really.. god did it?

Is there any recommendations for getting this ideal "look" and aesthetic shown in this picture
<--
As stated before I am very 'pudgy' around the waistline and jawline.. are there drugs or surgery for that?

[Anonymous No.8869315]

>>8869312

I think you have brain problems.

[Anonymous No.8869340]

>>8869267
ph0s

[Anonymous No.8869348]

>>8869089
hi birthday :)

[caf No.8869349]

>>8869315
Come on.. just give me some advice or something REAL....its all been abstract... I just need to know

I cant separate reality (the real) from the internet (the abstract)

Its just too much... Ive got another pic here with longer hair. It covers my potato rounded head from the sides.. it looks a bit more professional than the short cut.

Is there any hope? Maybe just grow it out.. hopefulyl move to Japan some day.... where I can meet women of my ethnicity, my progressed CULTURE.. of my life they are my life partner... and plant my seed.. if I can find it :/

Advice? Please

[Anonymous No.8869350]

>>8869138
hilarious

[Anonymous No.8869370]

>>8869349

[Anonymous No.8869408]

>wear sick fits
>no grills interested

>go for run in running gear
>sweaty and breathing heavily
>random girls on the street suddenly super flirty
why the fuck

[Anonymous No.8869410]

>get a girls number in the club
>text her the next day
>have shit #banta
>she doesn't text back

every time

[Anonymous No.8869411]

>>8869349
are you fucking kidding dude? Jesus Christ your retarded, grow up

[Anonymous No.8869415]

>>8869408

dem pheromones

[Anonymous No.8869421]

>>8869349

1. Stop drinking alcohol you degenerate fuck, it'll make you an ugly, fat, acne-ridden cunt.
2. Getting grills is hilariously easy in the us of a (im yuropeen) talk to them, look them in the eye and don't sperg out too much. You learn (getting girls) thru trial and error so its no problem if you fail.

Stop being such a miserable idiot, damn. Whining about a shitty life isn't gonna change shit.

[Anonymous No.8869426]

C'mon effay bros I know you've had this feel before

>pick up this hot piece of ass from the club
>bring them home
>they lay on ur bed seductivly
>"have u got any condoms anon (;"
>start freakig out
>shit pants and fuck the hot piece of ass anyway
>wake up and realise u actually fucked ur dad
>get pissed and fuck ur dads dog in revenge

>:) revenge never tasted so sweet effay

[Anonymous No.8869434]

>>8869426

[Anonymous No.8869435]

>>8869138
>using old pasta

you can't fool me tripfag

[Anonymous No.8869458]

>>8869435
>being this autistic

[skinner No.8869477]

>>8869426

[Anonymous No.8869505]

>>8869426

[Anonymous No.8869511]

>>8869076
>Look great from side.
>Front view, I look like donkey kong

[Anonymous No.8869541]

>>8869138
pigfuck is an asshole

[Anonymous No.8869547]

>>8869349
had a right giggle james thank you for cheering my day up good bye

[Anonymous No.8869560]

this fuckin thread

[TroalPost !!M/8ntLE+we3 No.8869566]

>>8869426

[caf No.8869625]

>>8869547
what the flop

who is this

ph?

[Anonymous No.8869722]

>>8869255
You are my brother. I have same facial structure, almost the same asymmetry. I know how you feel bro. I got nominated to the hottest guy at prom (with 4 other guys). When I see my self in a double mirror I cringe.

I have no idea what girls see in me

[Anonymous No.8869726]

>>8869255
>>8869722

Btw, is the back of your head fucked up? like one side is further out than the other?

Don't check if you don't know.

[Anonymous No.8869738]

>>8869722
yeah same with me, I have kinda the same facial aesthetics. I think I look decent when I look in the mirror and on a front camera on my iPhone but when I see what my face REALLY looks like (unflipped) I cringe, sometimes I wonder of girls see me how I see myself in the mirror

[Anonymous No.8869744]

>>8869738
they do. they are used to seeing you the correct way, but you are not. However, if they see a flipped photo, I think that is when hell breaks loose.

[Anonymous No.8869756]

>>8869744
when I take a photo I always flip the photo, I wonder if ppl are disappointed when they see how I look irl. I doubt it's not as bad as I think, I was at a party the other night and girls kept telling me how hot I was.

[Anonymous No.8869763]

>>8869756
Yeah, I know, but it really doesnt matter how many girls tell me im good looking when I don't really think I am myself.

Abstract kind of feel

g2g, and ou look good mayne.

[Anonymous No.8869767]

>tired and hungry taking clothes off
>decided to put first thing i saw just to go cop some food
>noticed effay crew of qts in the distance
>tfw they passed by talking about fashion
>tfw flip-flops, beaten up short shorts, dirty white tee

[Anonymous No.8869779]

>back hurts
>lay in bed
>as a I rest my head and close my eyes, the finality of the universe washes over me, obliterating my concept of self as I drift into the unknowing infinity

[Anonymous No.8869782]

>feel a big pimple coming on under skin, but hasn't formed yet

what do

[Anonymous No.8869789]

>>8869426

[Anonymous No.8869795]

>be ugly pizzafaced nerd of a teen
>girls either ignore me completely or give me looks and act generally nice around me
>embark on the path of self-improvement

>~5 years later
>puberty ended, pizzaface faded, babyfat is gone
>strong jaw, great facial hair, good sense of fashion, sort of /fit/
>basically transform into a 9/10

Now here's the catch

>women only ever give me angry/dirty looks now
And this isn't even women who personally know me, just random chicks on the street/bus/store clerks or whatever
they all just look at and treat me like I just murdered their entire family, but don't have an actual reason to do so ??

what the fuck /fa/
is being handsome now looked down upon by women?

and no I'm not posting pics

[Anonymous No.8869804]

>>8869795
girls have a way of "knowing" shit, u can't hide anything from a girl bro, she knows u fucked a dog

[Anonymous No.8869808]

>>8869804
lmao

but nah m8 I'm seriously bothered by all these random deathstares all the time
making me paranoid as shit

[Anonymous No.8869816]

>>8869076
>mild acne ruining my facial aesthetics
>give up on everything

[Anonymous No.8869912]

>>8869816
I am this feel too, anon.

[Anonymous No.8870127]

>>8869795
Maybe youre not attractive mate

[Anonymous No.8870148]

>>8869076
>feeling like being on /fa/ is the least effay thing anyone could do

Maybe the next big trend is being like the patrician trips of the past and leaving

[Anonymous No.8870175]

>>8869116
I know this feel too well

[Anonymous No.8870179]

>>8869816
buy bb cream bruv

[Anonymous No.8870200]

>>8869408
>running gear

It's in these days, and the average chick will be more attracted to it then sick fits.

[Anonymous No.8870227]

>>8869804
fucking this. girls know how lame I am before I fucking talk to them.

[Anonymous No.8870530]

>>8870127
you missed the point

chicks I actually know/have talked to compliment my face and fits all the time, one even urged me to model
it's random bishes I've never seen before that deathstare me

[Anonymous No.8870544]

>want to go to gym to stop being a skeleton
>gyms scare me

[Anonymous No.8870553]

>>8870544
are you me?

[Anonymous No.8870794]

>'wow anon why are you so dressed up?'
>'w-what I dress like this all the time'

[Anonymous No.8870808]

>>8869426

[Anonymous No.8870822]

Under Accutane since two years.

Situation is the same, but i have all the side effects on top of it. Now i have a shitton of zits that appeared under my hair, on my scalp. Needless to say it's red, it hurts, and i have the urge to scratch my head all the time, which doesn't help with the issue.

I wonder how i manage to wake up every morning to go to work and hit the gym after that. I just want to lay on my bed and stay there.