Confession Thread

[Anonymous No.8858416]

Post any effay related confession stories here

All right guys I've gotta tell someone about this

lately I've had this weird habit of going to stores in the mall and I'll around pretend to look at stuff, but whenever someone walks in I act like I work there and go to 'help' them. Every single time I've managed to convince them to buy the fucking ugliest shit possible. I have yet to be noticed by an employee or called out by a customer. I don't know why I do it, but it's happened every time I've been. I find H&M and Banana Republic customers are generally the quickest to accept my shitty advice

[Anonymous No.8858430]

Sometimes when I'm feeling sinister, I tell people on /fa/ that Rick isn't a complete hack.

[Anonymous No.8858453]

[Anonymous No.8858465]

>>8858453
half credit, apply yourself

[Anonymous No.8858467]

>>8858453
god yes

[Anonymous No.8858470]

>>8858453

Can the real baldchan please show this fuccnigga how it's done?

[Anonymous No.8858577]

I've been on /fa/ for 5 years and still dress like shit

[Anonymous No.8858578]

I havent bought anything in like a month, oh my god.

[Anonymous No.8858579]

Coming on here makes me more and more bitter and narcissistic and I know I need to stop posting here but I can't.

[Anonymous No.8858581]

>>8858577
I've been lurking almost a year and have yet to make any effort to change the shitty way I dress

[Anonymous No.8858589]

Once I got sick after visiting Costa Rica, and was using in a fitting room at nordstrom rack

I started feeling awful, and straight up shit myself when I was trying on a pair of pants
Thankfully it was silent, so I used the pants to wipe, got dressed, and left as soon as possible

I feel so fucking sorry for the worker who had to clean that
it was absolutely toxic

I haven't returned to that one since.

[Anonymous No.8858752]

>>8858579
I think it's the same for everyone

[Anonymous No.8858775]

>>8858579
Fuck...

[Anonymous No.8858783]

>>8858579
Are you me

[Anonymous No.8859136]

>>8858579
>>8858752
>>8858775
>>8858783

[Anonymous No.8859461]

>>8858589
omgggg

[Anonymous No.8859493]

/fa/ has poisoned my mind and now I find anything from h&m etc disgusting and feel dirty wearing them
>tfw qtgf bought me a river island shirt and got really upset when I explained to her that it was already falling apart after like 3 wears
>tfw seriously considering buying cp meme shoes full price with student loan since I've convinced myself I need them and I can't find them in decent condition 2nd hand anywhere

[Anonymous No.8859509]

>>8858589
holy kek, the clerks must've been pissed off

[Anonymous No.8859513]

i laugh at everyones fits because im a bitter, lonely virgin with no friends and if anyone confronted me in real life i wouldnt even be able to look them in the eyes

[pigfuck, seasoned cryptozoolog(...) No.8859516]

i posted this is another thread but i guess i did feel kinda guilty about it

>walking into the club with my girl
>looking slick cps, zara shirt(quality is actually really good fuck wat ppl say) and zepsy sweats(basically the epitome of effay)
>my girl dressed head to toe in new season helmut lang
>everyone is looking, saying nice fit cool digs etc etc
>see girl i know from hs, used to throw water on her and say she farted all kinds of funny shit i was wild
>say to my gf watch this knowing im gonna light up the room with some funny dope shit
>go up to this hs girl and say raf simons rick owens
>she is obviously intimidated
>"no need to be frightened these shoes are worth more than ur entire outfit"
>she doesnt hear me over the music
>"sorry whatd u say?"
>"these shoes are worth more than ur entire outift!!"
>"oh cool are they designer?"
>dont know how to respond so i just smirk as effay as possible and say "lel too bad"
>she looks at me like im a freak
>walk back over to my girl who is nursing my vodka raspberry
>mfw alpha as fuck and now that i browse /fit/ im basically the amalgamation of alpha and effay
>we dance and party hardcore i smoke a blunt and get high as hell
>start feeling frisky so i take my girl home and we get it on, have sex for at least 20 minutes she says she has to stop cuz shes hella saw
>"nah bitch that aint effay"
>she asks me wat i mean
>"kek bitch u aint effay"
>try to put it in her ass but she pushes me off and says im a fucking idiot
>"kek ur just a fuccgirl"
>"what the fuck are u even saying anymore ethan?"(ethan is my name i posted it in a name thread and everyone said it was fah as fuck so i know its all g)

felt like such a badass for the next week was a crazy fucken night for sure

been saving up for some palladiums for dat lunarcore swag haha

pic related btw

[Anonymous No.8859522]

>>8858579
tfw I get more and more self-conscious the longer I'm on here

feel like a slob wearing expensive clothing that fits me well because in my mind I'm comparing myself to nxtlvl lookbook fits

always hyper-conscious of my posture, how I'm walking, what kind of face I'm making

thinking about all the nasty things people would say about my fits on effay

>nice dadcore clown boots faggot
>lose some weight fat fuck size 34 is disgusting
>autism
>nice cuffs, what is this 2009

just in general being self-critical nonstop all the time

while trying, of course, to look like I'm too cool to give a shit about anything. (but without just looking sad or dead inside)

before I came to this board all those years ago, I would have been quite happy just to dress normally. Now nothing I do is ever good enough.

[Anonymous No.8859532]

>>8859516
>implying that kike has even talked to a girl before, much less tried to stick his dick in one's ass
u'r losing it m8

[pigfuck, seasoned cryptozoolog(...) No.8859534]

>>8859532
u've a keen eye

[Anonymous No.8859539]

>>8859522

[Anonymous No.8859541]

>>8859516

[Anonymous No.8859563]

>>8859522
feels

[Anonymous No.8859572]

>>8858581
What is your kind called?

[Anonymous No.8859575]

>>8859539
top kek

[Anonymous No.8859646]

>>8859516
Fucking lost it

[Anonymous No.8859660]

>>8858453
4/10

[Anonymous No.8859668]

I have to make a confession:

Had several injuries, 2 big ones (knee, disk slip) which prevent me doing almost any sport. I used to work out every day, now I do nothing all day. So I started lurking /fa/ and all the online stores, starting copping stuff, sending stuff back, only keeping the ones that fit perfectly. Threw a lot of old not-so-well fitting clothes out, sorted my wardrobe with autistic neatness. Lost a lot of weight also, used to look like a lifter, now I'm Ottermode. I also have perfect skin, perfect diet, and perfect hygiene now.

However, in the last 3 weeks I only went out of the house 6 times maybe. I'm 6'7", and I got a lot of attention with my designer fits, all the girls sitting around me on the metro, staring at me - I didn't talk to a single one. My mind is constantly on SLP, Givenchy, Dior, Versace, Cavalli and Burberry. I blew almost of all my savings on clothes already, and now I'm just window shopping until I get more money from my parents.

I met a friend recently, and we had no conversation topic because nothing apart from fashion interests me anymore. I don't want to show off, I don't want to impress anyone I just want to have a perfect body and own a shitload of beautiful clothes that fit me well.

Worst of all is, now that I'm out of money to blow on clothes, I'm losing my motivation in life again. I catch myself eating dirty, or not showering, or not shaving. I miss my doctors appointments, everything.

I just don't have a clue what to do. I don't want to go to clubs anymore, because even in the most chick clubs people dress badly according to my standards. I can't do sports because of my injuries. And I don't want to talk to people anymore. Help me /fa/, how do I get rid of this addiction? I also think I'm becoming gayer little by little.

[Anonymous No.8859701]

>>8859668
accept it
you are becoming the true patrician

ascend to your aesthetic throne like a butterfly among caterpillars

[Anonymous No.8859725]

>>8859493
>I can't find them in decent condition 2nd hand anywhere

whatever u say, buddy. cp is the lowest common entry point for leather sneaks, everybody is selling them used.

[Anonymous No.8859822]

>>8859668
start drinking and writing or painting

[Anonymous No.8860043]

>>8859668
post some fits

[Anonymous No.8860054]

I am a chronic masterbater

[Anonymous No.8860062]

>>8859701
>>>8859668
>Being this patrician

underrated thread imo

Underrated post

[Anonymous No.8860090]

>>8859668
Get into modeling, fashion design, painting, or sculpting. The first two are obvious. Your success in the latter two as a career will be almost entirely dependent on your personal look and self-confidence, however, and require much less interaction with others than running a business or something.

[Anonymous No.8860176]

>>8859668

[Anonymous No.8860180]

>>8859668
post le fits

[Anonymous No.8860183]

>>8858430
u r GOAT anon

pls b in london

[Anonymous No.8860209]

>>8859522
This is too true to be true.
I'm aware that every second here drives me closer to suicide, but I kinda like it.

[Anonymous No.8860212]

>>8858589
I know that feel
>be Britfag student studying in murrica
>go into change room without asking because I hate people constantly asking about my accent after months being there
>taking off trousers to try another pair on and fart loudly and chuckle to myself because there's a guy in the next changing room
>squeeze another one out and lumpy shit sprays into my underwear
>Oh dear
>put my own trousers on and quickly leave changing room and waddle to mall bathroom on other side of mall
>end up leaving shitty undies under a toilet bowl
>continue to shop and try on other jeans in other stores
>probably left hints of disgusting smells in other jeans that I didn't buy because I had no underwear on and hadn't washed my arse yet

[Anonymous No.8860219]

>>8859493
Wow you're a bastard.

[Anonymous No.8860222]

>>8859668
Would you mind posting a fit?

[Anonymous No.8860243]

I'm not actually /fa/ i just browse here and talk shit to people

[Anonymous No.8860246]

effay feels thread? effay feels thread.

>walking into the club with my girl
>looking slick cps, zara shirt(quality is actually really good fuck wat ppl say) and zepsy sweats(basically the epitome of effay)
>my girl dressed head to toe in new season helmut lang
>everyone is looking, saying nice fit cool digs etc etc
>see girl i know from hs, used to throw water on her and say she farted all kinds of funny shit i was wild
>say to my gf watch this knowing im gonna light up the room with some funny dope shit
>go up to this hs girl and say raf simons rick owens
>she is obviously intimidated
>"no need to be frightened these shoes are worth more than ur entire outfit"
>she doesnt hear me over the music
>"sorry whatd u say?"
>"these shoes are worth more than ur entire outift!!"
>"oh cool are they designer?"
>dont know how to respond so i just smirk as effay as possible and say "lel too bad"
>she looks at me like im a freak
>walk back over to my girl who is nursing my vodka raspberry
>mfw alpha as fuck and now that i browse /fit/ im basically the amalgamation of alpha and effay
>we dance and party hardcore i smoke a blunt and get high as hell
>start feeling frisky so i take my girl home and we get it on, have sex for at least 20 minutes she says she has to stop cuz shes hella saw
>"nah bitch that aint effay"
>she asks me wat i mean
>"kek bitch u aint effay"
>try to put it in her ass but she pushes me off and says im a fucking idiot
>"kek ur just a fuccgirl"
>"what the fuck are u even saying anymore ethan?"(ethan is my name i posted it in a name thread and everyone said it was fah as fuck so i know its all g)

felt like such a badass for the next week was a crazy fucken night for sure

been saving up for some palladiums for dat lunarcore swag haha

pic related btw

[Anonymous No.8860255]

>>8859668
my life is like this only without the part where you're tall and ottermode and have good skin and girls like you on trains.

could be worse, man.

[Anonymous No.8860261]

>>8860243
>implying

/pol pls go

[Anonymous No.8860264]

>mom buys 100 dollar sneakers for herself.
>she doesnt give a shit about fashion or looking good.
>comes to me, just to show her new sneakers
>"These are so comfy, anon. Do you like these?"
>Plastic sneakers, weird silhouette, ugly colors.
>She's so happy with her sneakers.
>wears them everywhere
>don't have the heart to tell her.

[Anonymous No.8860267]

>>8860212
Niggers

[Anonymous No.8860270]

>>8860246

[Anonymous No.8860273]

>>8859668
Have you considered getting into fashion design or retail? That way you can use the obsession to make money instead of just spending it, and also meet people with the same interest.

[Anonymous No.8860275]

>>8859668
Your life has gotten worse. I'm sorry, mate.

[Anonymous No.8860278]

>>8860246
Lmao
>been saving up for some palladiums
>saving
>palladiums

I'm fucking dead brub 10/10 would pasta agajn

[Anonymous No.8860292]

>>8860212

[Anonymous No.8860319]

>>8860212
>european hygeine

u guys seriously disgust me

- an american who changes his underwear and showers everyday

[Anonymous No.8860329]

i dress well and spend a lot of money of designers clothes

but when i come to /fa/ i mostly just shitpost

[Anonymous No.8860335]

>>8860243
>>8860329

nice b8 samefag

u fail

/mlp pls go

[Anonymous No.8860350]

>>8859461
that's a Dave Chappelle reference isn't it? what set?

[Anonymous No.8860361]

>>8860335
nope, but too lazy to screenshot it and post it here

[Anonymous No.8860365]

>>8860246
>>see girl i know from hs, used to throw water on her and say she farted all kinds of funny shit i was wild

[Anonymous No.8860535]

>>8860319
I also do both. I just had been eating lots of bad Mexican American food.

[Anonymous No.8860543]

I own like 4 pairs of diesel jeans and a couple of g star pairs.

[Anonymous No.8860606]

>>8860212

[Anonymous No.8860610]

>>8859539
>that towel over the pillow
go easy on me, just came out of surgery

[Anonymous No.8860624]

>>8858416
I wear bootcut jeans.

[Anonymous No.8860655]

>>8860319
>mfw i found out the hairy euro girl stereotype is true

[Anonymous No.8860656]

>>8860610
it's a pair of jeans.

[Anonymous No.8860746]

I spend all my money on alcohol, limiting my shopping to thrift stores

It's not awful, but definitely not ideal

[Anonymous No.8861099]

>qt fashionable girl walks up to me
>"l-lance is that a members only jacket?"
>"no but i've got two"
>"can i have it"
>"no"
>she walks alongside me for a while before she walks off

[Anonymous No.8861104]

I haven't posted a non-shitpost in about 2 years. This post right here is the closest I've come.

[sieg No.8861122]

>>8861099
lol whats with random chicks asking for clothing

someone did that when i was in college.

"i like your jacket...can i have it?"

[Anonymous No.8861125]

>>8861099
Should've spat at her.

[Anonymous No.8861199]

I constantly think petty things and make fun of people's clothes in full knowledge that I dress like a complete scrub myself

[Anonymous No.8861212]

>>8861125
This

Spit in her vj
Lub that bitch

[Anonymous No.8861232]

I've been doing the blazer+graphic tee look even after it had largely gone away in '06/'07. Now I see it more again, and I'm wondering if I should switch to something else.

Problem is, as far as I can tell there's not a fashion trend I like that's really faded away right now like the blazer+graphic tee did.

Actually now that I think about it I don't see a whole lot of punk fashion....hmmm. brb ordering a jacket and some spikes.

[Anonymous No.8861248]

>>8859493
oh you son of a bitch
wyh would you complain to your gf about that
not whiteknighting or anything, but learn to appreciate shit you are gifted from your close people
especially since it was a shirt, she probably knows you're into clothes and wanted to make you happy
my ex once gifted me a fucking graphic tee with lincoln in green (kinda dollarized) on it, and I didnt wear it once, only tried on,still it's fucking pleasant

[Anonymous No.8861249]

i don't have any friends so all my efforts into self-improvement are proving to be depressing

[Anonymous No.8861250]

>>8858579
That's what happens when you go to a place to improve yourself in an aspect. You'll want everyone to be up to your standards.

[Anonymous No.8861270]

>>8861122
its weird
>>8861125
>>8861212
>tfw there's sexual tension between me and this chick even though she has bf

[Anonymous No.8861292]

>>8861232
being fashionable and being a fashion victim isn't the same thing, wear what you want and wear it well

[Anonymous No.8861295]

>>8861249
i feel you

[Anonymous No.8861372]

I like to buy my fall apparel from h&m
I know h&m gets a lot of flack here

[Anonymous No.8861794]

>>8860054
Same here, fucking sucks tbh

[Anonymous No.8861810]

>>8861372
same
it's so shameful but i can't beat the price where i live

[Anonymous No.8861914]

Even tho I can't see my entire fit cuz no mirrors so there might be some impefections, I can't leave the house without feeling that everything is on point. If I feel like "fuck it, lets throw on this old shirt that doesn't quite fit right," I'll fuck around in it for a while before I feel the need to change. Also I'll layer a little overboard just cuz I'd rather look just how I want than be slightly more comfortable. Not like a sweater and parka when its 103F outside, but like if its 70, jeans and a trucker or a flannel.

[Anonymous No.8861928]

Sometimes I wish we could all get along. You know, actual compliments, advice, not just a bunch of passive-aggressive snarky comments.

But then I realize this is never going to happen, and give up posting whatever I was gonna post.
This actually makes me feel sad, it's so hard to find people with such a passion for real /fa/ stuff nowadays.

[Anonymous No.8861952]

>>8861928
>mfa

[Anonymous No.8861968]

I'm considering going back to doing drugs so I can stop gaining weight.

I'm on some meds that make me insanely hungry, to the point I start getting terrible pains. I used to weight 44kg, now I'm at 51kg and I feel like a fucking failure. Yes, I'm pro-ana, yes, I know it's not healthy at all, but nothing makes me happier than when I'm walking down a mirrored hallway and I get to see my deer-thin legs.

My personal style is full Heidi heroin chic, which makes it all worst, since normal-looking people just don't look good in it.

[Anonymous No.8861971]

>>8861199
That's acceptable.

What's not acceptable is dressing like a scrub, making fun of others, and actually thinking you look good. As long as you accept your scrub status, it's okay.

[Anonymous No.8862012]

>>8861928
See I don't understand this. Why aren't people just fucking nice to each other on the internet? Can't we just act like grownups? it's in all of our mutual interest

[Anonymous No.8862016]

>be a basic bitch
>constantly judging my friends clothes in my head
>stop hanging with neckbeard friends cuz I want to hang out with better looking people

[Anonymous No.8862029]

>>8861928
this a pasta?

[Anonymous No.8862076]

>>8862012
I guess it's because nobody can get punched in the mouth over the internet.

The day we can, the arguments stop.

[Anonymous No.8862336]

I have been browsing /fa/ for about a year and I still only wear Nikes and but the majority of my outfits at Macys.

[Anonymous No.8862442]

>>8860264
oh god I hate this feeling

>hey anon I already bought this item and I think it's great, what do you think?
>mfw it's awful
>looks great man

[Anonymous No.8862476]

>>8862076
see, I like that on 4chan you don't need to be afraid of the consequences if you speak your mind. but I wish people had naturally nicer thoughts. I'd rather be here, where people are honest, than somewhere else where moderation and other board features discourage people from saying what they think. But I don't love the nastiness on /fa/. I think we should encourage more positivity, but only by trying to appeal to the goodness in people, and everyone's desire for good vibes.

That's why I don't prefer mfa, even though I think we should be nicer people

[Anonymous No.8862517]

>>8860246
>this entire post

[Anonymous No.8862541]

I have an internet/screen addiction

[Anonymous No.8862544]

>>8861928

[Anonymous No.8862545]

>>8862476
>Implying that people on 4chinz are honest

Most of us just talk shit to troll you

[Anonymous No.8862571]

>>8861372

I don't want to like their fall collection but it's pretty fucking dope

[Anonymous No.8862577]

>>8862476
i know this feeling. i like being here because people are straightforward. but some people think that honesty necessarily needs cruelty and i'm a wuss and would really just like a positive community. tough but fair love. people drop incredibly rude insults like it's nothing and someone whose shirt is just too long doesn't need that

[Anonymous No.8862578]

>>8861372
>h&m
>effay

pick 1

[Anonymous No.8862581]

>>8861928
as much as i'm sure some people will shit on this post, and we'll all forget about it soon, i really do agree with you anon.

I mean, passive-aggressive snarkiness is really funny sometimes, but it really just makes the place shit, and it's honestly not worth making people feel shitty.

so, i guess you can at least take comfort in the fact that other people feel like you do.

[Anonymous No.8862597]

>>8862476
This. but I guess fashion and smarmy condescension go hand in hand.

[Anonymous No.8862602]

>"well Anon, it looks like it's time for the sun to go down~"

[Anonymous No.8862605]

> tfw I've spent so much time alone that I've completely forgotten how to make friends or talk to people
> tfw sitting alone in class in my /fa/ fits listening to people have conversations all around me
> tfw dont even like my friends anymore
> tfw almost nobody even knows who I am

[Anonymous No.8862633]

>>8861372
it's actually *FLAK.

[Anonymous No.8862678]

>>8861122
i used to have a polo RL jacket that a girl once asked to trade a bucket of chicken with. i said no. a few months later some1 broke my car window and stole it

[Anonymous No.8862685]

>>8861270
>>tfw there's sexual tension between me and this chick even though she has bf
mfw u r a beta

[Anonymous No.8862689]

>>8861928
reddit called, they're missing a poster

[Anonymous No.8862691]

I'm under the firm belief that every girl has a section of their closets devoted to men's jackets

like some kind of trophy case, how tribes hung up the heads of their enemies

[Anonymous No.8862695]

>>8862605

I know the feel

[Anonymous No.8862697]

>>8862685
Are u pigfucks bf

[Anonymous No.8862701]

>>8862476
>>8862577
*tips fedora*

[Anonymous No.8862704]

>>8862691
>>8862691

[Anonymous No.8862739]

>>8860246
hi pigcuck

[Anonymous No.8862775]

>>8862578
they've got some good basic shit if you dont like going full autist and dropping 800 on a fall coat you'll use for one month.

[Anonymous No.8862777]

>>8858416
You're telling me that you come into Banana and do my job for me for free and make sales? I'm going to call the cops. I'm fucking pissed off! Stop working for free!

[Anonymous No.8862786]

>>8861968
probably a troll, but you need to seek out therapy

[Anonymous No.8862789]

>>8862691
thank fuck I'm not a manlet and date 00 girls so I don't have to worry about that shit

[Anonymous No.8862793]

>>8861968
>on meds
>hedi

I'm so glad I'm not str8 busted.

[Anonymous No.8862794]

>>8862016
>tfw I got my weeaboo neckbeard friend to dress better and lift

[Anonymous No.8862803]

>>8860246
>she farted all kinds of funny shit i was wild

lmao

[Anonymous No.8862806]

>>8861199
>>8861971
I do this as well. I just rock H&M tees and Vans shoes and black jeans that I think are from JCPenney that I got years ago, yet I still make fun of literally everyone else I see at uni, and I almost always call girls unattractive in my head because of their clothing.

What's worse is I have not been able to find any girl I've seen irl to be attractive, because they all dress poorly. I'm not gay either, meaning you fuckers have made me asexual or soemthing ;_;

[None !HATEDjgkJA No.8862814]

>>8860246

nice

[Anonymous No.8862817]

>wake up at 5:30 for a jog
>put on new y3 black qasas
>finish my jog and sit at the look out
>decide to walk back home
>see giant snake on the road
>car approaches me
>old man winds down window "there's a snake on the road down there, u need a lift?"
>n-na man Im good
>"well I got a knife in my car so u better want a lift"
>can't believe what I'm hearing so I take off my headphones
>"you gonna suck my dick?"
>I start yelling and screaming at this guy (actually called him a fuccboi too haha)
>he drives off and I call the police

[Anonymous No.8862826]

>>8862817
>qasas

lol fucking masterchief cosplayer

[Anonymous No.8862834]

>>8862605
Fucking this. I swear to christ I forgot how to make friends in like 12th grade or something. 3 years later, and all my acquaintances are either people I somehow fell into friendships with, or friends of friends.

[Anonymous No.8862840]

>>8862817
I can confirm this actually happened.

[Anonymous No.8863214]

>>8861122
I sometimes wonder if that sort of thing is their just seeing what they can get you to do. Your story reminds me of all the times people used to try and get free drinks at a bar.
Once had a girl pretend she only had a pound to pay for her £1.20 drink (college bar, ridiculously cheap). Normally I'd oblige but I had literally just seen the spare change in her hand. She only coughed up when I moved to start drinking her drink and serve other people. Amazingly, she was actually really annoyed that I'd called her out on her plain bullshit.

[Anonymous No.8863217]

>>8861270
If there's "sexual tension", but she has a boyfriend, she's definitely just trying to see if she can manipulate you. Case closed.

[Anonymous No.8863221]

i'm a slightly overweight manlet (5'6)

[Anonymous No.8863228]

>>8862016
>mfw i did the same thing sort of

had 2 groups of main friends, music/band dudes and pc nerds

the pc nerds always invite me to LAN parties, and i say i'm busy and go hang out with the other guys instead lel

[Anonymous No.8863303]

>>8863217
by all means yeah

i'd still pump + dump tho

[Anonymous No.8863306]

>>8863303
If you ever get a chance, go for it. Just make sure you don't lose any jackets in the process.

[Anonymous No.8863523]

>>8861099
>>8861122
Bitches don't know how to 'charm' you, so they say dumb shit...
Segway it with something like:
"I'll trade you it for everything you're wearing right now... You'd look better with only my jacket on".
Push-pull.

[Anonymous No.8863893]

>>8861928
Although i agree on this sentiment living in a bubble doesnt exactly bring progress. Apply yourselves

[Anonymous No.8863973]

>>8861928
'actual compliments' and 'advice' will very quickly descend to hugbox and shit like that. just remember trip circlejerk.

[Anonymous No.8863995]

>>8863523
"Segway" is a brand. The word you're after is "segue". Sorry for nazi'ing.

[Anonymous No.8864026]

>>8858416
Fuck OP you're crazy as shit. I do this at work but it's only cos the ugly shit is expensive and I look good when I make huge sales.

[Anonymous No.8864039]

>>8860264
It's so hard when mum buys shit clothes. I can deal with dad cos he's slightly above pleb level and we can shit talk each other about what's nice and what isn't, but mum's just... eccentric. It's hard to support her sometimes ;_;

[Anonymous No.8864050]

>>8861928
Nooooooooo man.

/fa/ definitely needs to become a little less shitpost-heavy, but no way should we start working towards hugbox status. The brutal honesty is one of the only things this board has over the rest of the fashion internet. Plus you're whacked out if you think people don't compliment each other here, it happens all the time. There's just a lot of shitposting going on too

[Anonymous No.8864056]

>>8858465
>>8858470
>>8859660
Can you explain what you mean by this? I know there's more than one person who does the whole baldchan thing, but what gives it away?

[Anonymous No.8864068]

>>8862605
Who do you dress for? You must dress for someone. I dress to look good to friends of friends and acquaintances, and also any girls/guys I might want to sleep with.

Couldn't give two shits what my close friends think, they've seen me at my worst.

But yeah, why do you dress up /fa/ if you don't have anyone you care about?

[Anonymous No.8864279]

>>8862605
hits a little too close to home bb

r u my doppleganger

[Anonymous No.8864299]

Having been on /fa/ recurrently for four years now, I can no longer enjoy the staples of my wardrobe anymore- this board has conditioned me to view J. Crew and Brooks Brothers are too tame and cheap now, and I can only be satisfied with high-end pieces, despite having little to no money as a student in engineering. Now I rely on eBay exclusively, and even then I browse for collective hours a week to look for steals, but they're seldom within my budget.

[Anonymous No.8864308]

>>8864299
>I'm nerd poorfag elitist

[Anonymous No.8864315]

>>8864308
>not making 300k starting any job I want out of college

[Anonymous No.8864319]

>>8864315
>not being born into inheritance and multiple businesses
>not at least starting your own so you can live leisure life of a rentier

?

[Anonymous No.8864320]

>>8864039
> do you like my new shoes?
> they look really........ comfortable!

[Anonymous No.8864323]

>>8864315
Bullshit.

[Anonymous No.8864327]

>>8864319
>not starting as a bottom and working your way up

[Anonymous No.8864328]

>>8864315
working for a living
lel
the life of plebs

[Anonymous No.8864334]

>>8864315
>>8864319
>>8864328
ITT: 17 year olds pretend to be rich. :)

[Anonymous No.8864340]

>>8864334
why do poorfags assume that because they don't have money, nobody does?

[Anonymous No.8864351]

>>8864334
>I am unlucky and stupid to have to work all my life

?

[Anonymous No.8864353]

>>8864340
post fit

[Anonymous No.8864356]

>>8864340
>>8864351
Sure. :)
Did you know I'm a billionaire and I'm just laughing at you?
Yep, it's true, I just said so.

[Anonymous No.8864361]

>>8864356
it's like the equivilent of "there are no girls on the internet". with this many people on 4chan, somebody's gonna be rich.

[Anonymous No.8864365]

>>8864356
>I'm so mad I went full retard

?

[Anonymous No.8864369]

>>8864353
>>8864356
or i'm lying for the sake of the social status i'm going to get on a transitory anonymous imageboard.

i guess "rich" is always a relative concept, but i get by without working and i'm ok with that.

[Anonymous No.8864370]

>>8864361
>>8864365
:)

[the ghoul (actual billionaire) !!YpL5SsIbNNz No.8864372]

>>8864356
I'm laughing at all of you

[Steve Jobs (certified male tri(...) No.8864377]

>>8864372
>using 4chan instead of being steve jobs (me)

Lmao

[Anonymous No.8864379]

>>8864372
hello voodoo cuckold retard whoreson

[the ghoul (actual billionaire) !!YpL5SsIbNNz No.8864413]

>>8864379
no but ok

[Anonymous No.8864417]

>>8864413
hah sure

[the ghoul (actual billionaire) !!wxRLtW45xau No.8864423]

>>8864417
>>8864417
>>8864417
Ok

[dyeldavebased !JlKEroVwAM No.8864450]

ive never worn any outfit ive posted in public. all my clothes are purely for experimental expression from the safety of my room.

[Anonymous No.8864488]

>>8858579
>makes me more and more bitter
Why?

Serious question.

[Anonymous No.8865919]

I wear snapback hats, bro tanks, cargo shorts, and flipflops regularly in summer

[Anonymous No.8865983]

>>8862806
Fucking this. I've only found a few girls attractive on campus just because they're not wearing fucking jean shorts and converse and I don't even know if I'd like their personality or not

I'm afraid for winter because that's when the leggings, north face, and uggs come out

I'm boned /fa/

[CelestialCrime No.8866019]

>>8864450
Wow man...... thats sad

[Anonymous No.8866046]

>>8864450
Dude, try it
It's cool, I promise

[Anonymous No.8866049]

>>8864488
most people irl dress like complete plebs

[Anonymous No.8866090]

>>8864450
iktf

[Anonymous No.8866245]

I secretly get on /fa/ and don't tell my /co/ friends

[Anonymous No.8866509]

>when I'm bored I go on omegle and bully people about their appearance

[Anonymous No.8866596]

>>8858416
I used to be really fit with muscles and abs and whatnot, but recently I get really anxious over the dumbest things. It causes me to lose my appetite, and as a result, I've gone from 150lbs to a 130lb 6'1 hungry skeleton

[Anonymous No.8866601]

>>8858416
I want to fuck strawtengu

[Anonymous No.8866624]

>>8866601
get in line faggot

[Anonymous No.8866629]

>>8866601

ungf me too. Such a qt

[Anonymous No.8866634]

>>8866601
tfw straw will never cross dress.

[Anonymous No.8866666]

Sometimes I wear belts that don't match my shoes.

[Anonymous No.8866675]

>>8866666

[Anonymous No.8866687]

>>8866666

REPEATING NUMERICAL SEQUENCES!!

[Anonymous No.8866690]

>>8866666

Absolutely devilish!

[Anonymous No.8866700]

>>8866666

Is this even real?

[Anonymous No.8866718]

>>8860264
are you me?
are you describing my mom?

[Anonymous No.8866720]

>>8866675
>>8866700
>>8866690
Did I win?

[Anonymous No.8866727]

>>8860264

[Anonymous No.8866767]

>>8866675
>>8866687
>>8866700
>>8866690
Pls,rspnd

[Anonymous No.8866802]

>>8858416
I talk shit about clothes I really like to prevent them from becoming common.

[Anonymous No.8866908]

>>8866596
>150lb
>fit

dude what
I'm the same height as you, and 175lb barely ottermode
how the hell you get that light of muscles, you using those spongebob blow-up arms

[Anonymous No.8866916]

>>8866666
SUPER SATAN WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT

[Anonymous No.8866961]

>>8866916
Kneel before Zod.

[Anonymous No.8866975]

>>8865983
>tfw murican girls all wear the same nike/sweatpants combo years after the fact
>tfw yuro girls all wear the same overplayed green parka fits, while taking themselves very seriously
There is no peace.

[Anonymous No.8867023]

>>8866601
I asked a girl out just because she looked like straw

[Anonymous No.8867282]

>>8867023
>she doesn't have a feminine dick
why even bother

[Anonymous No.8867653]

>>8861914
I know that feel. I'm famous for being late to things because no matter how much I try before hand to get things prepared, I always notice some critical detail is wrong last minute and that throws everything off-kilter.

[Anonymous No.8867767]

I am a womanlet with 34-29-36 measurements and will never be able to wear beautiful oblong outerwear without looking like a chunk

[Anonymous No.8867770]

>>8860264
i know that feel

but if my mom's really happy with something then i'm happy with it too, i just can't help it

[Anonymous No.8868289]

>>8864299
go to sleep, andrew

[Anonymous No.8869086]

>buy new clothes
>wear them for a month
>start to hate them
>buy new clothes
>repeat

[Anonymous No.8869087]

>>8869086
if you add:
>sell old clothes
this wouldnt be so bad

[Anonymous No.8869097]

[Anonymous No.8869249]

>>8869097
are you fucking kidding me

[Anonymous No.8869297]

>>8864056
This guy is armed, this guy is mobile. And the identity of this man is a mystery.

[Anonymous No.8869309]

>>8859493
I feel sorry for both you and your girlfriend. All I have is this image of her going to a 'fashion' shop, finding a shirt, getting the correct size, and thinking 'this is gonna make him so happy' being pleased all the way home, she finally gives it to you and she feels so upset when you say its shit. Now she feels worthless and may never buy you anything again, she might even break up with you and start taking dick from a muscular pleb who would be over the moon with a river island shirt.

[Anonymous No.8869330]

>>8860655
Imagine going down on ur first gf at 16 and seeing she ain't fully shaved like damn

Turns out she had a kike dad who only drove Porsches and VW's like a complete Uncle Tom, doesn't surprise me

[Anonymous No.8869369]

>>8864450
>people falling for this bs
I've seen snaps of you in public with your geodudes and shit on, don't even dave

[Anonymous No.8869948]

>>8858589
>>8860212
jeesus fuck I'm laughing so hard right now

[Anonymous No.8869986]

>tfw you don't have a diverse wardrobe yet
>tfw when terrified that people will know I only have two pair of jeans
>Tfw I only have three really solid fits that I have to repeat p often

[Anonymous No.8870031]

I dress in workwear alot but /fa/ ruined me to it being mostly black with some grey

The virgincore meme is hilarious but I'm not happy about monochrome becoming uncool/mainstream

[Anonymous No.8870050]

>>8869986
>having more than two pair of jeans

You dont need more than that faggot

[Anonymous No.8870077]

>>8870050
I have black/black, black/grey, grey with a silk weft, that duck color, and straight indigo. It's good to have variety on top of my grey, black, and brown chinos.

Monochrome is played out, and frankly got boring so I pulled the others back into rotation.

>in b4 experimenting with silhouette and texture as a lie to justify monochrome.

Yall niggas just wear black jeans and white tees, you aren't experimenting shit except how to look like you shop at pac sun

[Anonymous No.8870092]

>>8870050

yes you do

see i have a pair of black jeans but they're skinny

so i can't wear them with all my shoes, they look good with chealseas and shit like that but terribad with sneakers because the leg opening is tiny

in a perfect world you would need two pair of the same color but with a different cut

[Anonymous No.8870103]

>>8859522
Well in all fairness, size 34 is disgusting you fat fuck.

[Anonymous No.8870145]

>>8870077
I didn't say that variety is bad or that he should do monochrome, all I said is that you don't need more than two pair of jeans. When he isn't broke he can diversify, but it is not necessary per se

[Anonymous No.8870255]

>>8860212
>I hate people constantly asking about my accent after months being there
holy fuck i can relate
one time i was ordering fast food when I was there on holiday and the checkout chick made me repeat myself twice just to hear my accent, before calling over her co-worker like "y'all gawt ta hear how straynge dis guy talks" and making me say my order for the third fucking time
holy shit some of them are so close-minded

[Anonymous No.8870284]

>>8861099
>" is that a members only jacket?"
>"no but i've got two"
>"no but i've got two"
am i the only one confused by this part? what kind of response is that?

[Anonymous No.8870304]

>>8861928
i try to do my part by responding to w2c? and similiar questions, when i can

[Anonymous No.8870314]

>>8862544
im surprised i havent seen this as one of the 'le 4chan culture' banners

[Anonymous No.8870318]

>>8870255
could you record yourself saying that and post the recording here?

[Anonymous No.8870431]

>>8870314
>le
>4chan culture
Was that deliberate?

[Anonymous No.8870458]

I realize how late milsurp jacket fits are but I still wear it and get compliments on it

styles are actually 'timeless' to normalfags because they're always so far behind and I make absolutely no effort to catch up with trends

[Anonymous No.8870473]

>>8862817
>jogging in qasas

[Anonymous No.8870522]

I use /fa as a guide for what not to wear.

By the time it's spammed on here it's already on the verge of hitting the mall tier so when I find out about new items/aesthetics things I dig from other sources, I always check fa and reddit to make sure y'all aren't up on things already because then I know it's basically already dead

[Anonymous No.8870566]

Buy, wear, return. Baller. Everyone thinks my wardrobe spans across states. In theory, it does. But with applied abstraction.

[Anonymous No.8870623]

Tripskank probably helped develop my intense like of Indian/middle eastern girls when I first got on here 4 years ago

[Anonymous No.8870655]

I haven't been on here for a min.

So what you cockboys been up to.

[Anonymous No.8870662]

>>8864299
faggot

[Anonymous No.8870677]

>>8865983
maybe you would prefer the company of a man you fag

[Anonymous No.8870700]

>>8870623

[Anonymous No.8870757]

>>8860264
oh were they rafdidas?

[Anonymous No.8870854]

>>8866975
>tfw girls wear both here

[Anonymous No.8870861]

>>8870522
Sounds like a good way to live man.

[Anonymous No.8870877]

>>8870458
When did military jackets trend?

[Anonymous No.8870945]

I am an ugly, unatractive, nerdy and socially akward manlet.

[Anonymous No.8870956]

>>8870945
Also, you can't spell "unattractive".

[Anonymous No.8870977]

>>8858453
Th-thank you based baldchan

[Anonymous No.8870996]

>>8866049
Because on here I'm around like-minded people, outside of here I'm surrounded by plebs and it frustrates me.

[Anonymous No.8871000]

I have no mouth but I want to scream.

[Anonymous No.8871006]

>>8866049
Most people on here dress like complete plebs.

[Anonymous No.8871011]

I do all my shopping at Zara.

[Anonymous No.8871013]

I'm 5'9 and fat.

Working on the second one, but even if I fix that I can never be truly /fa/ since I'm so short.

[Anonymous No.8871027]

>>8871006
>being this poor

[Anonymous No.8871032]

>>8871027
I make £30k putting sharp objects in people, thank you.

[Anonymous No.8871035]

>>8870677
The men are worse. They wear cargo shorts, tank tops, and flip flops

[Anonymous No.8871050]

>>8870255
Closed*

[Anonymous No.8871058]

I'm 5'11, roughly 150 lbs, mostly average body... except I have flabby tits, wide hips, a big butt, and large thighs. I eat healthy, I am always moving around for work, but my genes prevail. It's really brings my confidence level down, and I'm always trying to wear layers to hide everything.

[Anonymous No.8871077]

>>8871058
WORK OUT
O
R
K

O
U
T

[Anonymous No.8871087]

>>8871077
>inb4 2000000 reasons why he cant work out

[Anonymous No.8871091]

>>8871058
Hey, >>8871032
here. Weight loss advice?

The amount of exercise it takes to burn 100 calories would astound you. The key to losing weight is simply not to eat as much.

And so:
1) Count calories. It's soul-destroying, but it has to be done.
2) Don't get your calories from crap. Eat healthy.
3) Nicotine is a highly potent appetite suppressant available in with a wide variety of routes of administration. Gum is my favourite.
4) Regardless of your genes, you will be able to lose weight. I've seen 30kg girls being NG fed on gastro wards. Genes didn't help them.
5) You will get hungry. Embrace.

Uninvited advice is the best kind.

>>8871077
When healthy, not when hungry.

[Anonymous No.8871099]

>>8871058
>150lbs
>5'11

Nigga how the fuck? I'm 160 and 5'11 and how the fuck you manage to look like that? I'm a hungry skellington

Count your calories and go to a gym. Throw weights around and run on a treadmobile

Genetics don't mean shit. This is all physics

[Anonymous No.8871108]

>>8871099
Not him
75kg at 6'3
and I'm anxious to go to gym cause of my noodle hands
:)
this is retarded, innit
same reason I cant go to public pools
and I love swimming
if I had a private pool and gym I'd go there every day. not to gym maybe, but to pool 100%.

[Anonymous No.8871118]

freshman year of hs I owned a pair of tripp pants

[Anonymous No.8871121]

>>8871108
Just fight through it. I'm a weak ass bitch because I just finally started lifting and every time I start an exercise I feel everyone watching me and judging me

Just block all that shit out. It doesn't matter what other people think because you're actually trying to better yourself. Those fuckers started as weak ass bitches too

[Anonymous No.8871127]

>>8871058
Are you still 18? It could be late development, as I had this problem when I was a teenager. When I got older it became the opposite, more masculine body hard to put on weight etc

[Anonymous No.8871133]

>>8870854
Which pleb tier country are you from? deutschland?

[Anonymous No.8871145]

>>8860246
ur just a fuccgirl

[Anonymous No.8871154]

I think I'm starting look more and more like a fag as of recently. Shop employees make unnecessary physical contacts with me
>tried out a blazer couple of days ago
>girl that works there came up and started feeling my shoulders and sides while telling me how good this blazer is and how well it fits me

>bought a shirt a month ago
>standing in front of the cashier, waiting for the male employee to do his thing
>ask him something but my throat was pretty sore from the cold
>he didn't understand me
>gently takes my hand while leaning forward to hear me say it again

Flattering, but a bit creepy at the same time. Also,
>going home from a techno gig yesterday
>getting on the last bus
>full of people who are coming back from the parties
>going past a group of sassy neggresses
>one of them says something to me and slaps my ass

Don't really know what she said exaclty (had my headphones with music on), but pretty sure it was catcalling, if you can call it that.

[Anonymous No.8871171]

>>8870522
definition of a hipster faggot

[Anonymous No.8871183]

>>8870877
I dunno, like 2012 or something

[Anonymous No.8871207]

>tfw amerifat in college
>tfw shorts+plain t shirt gets complimented as dressing well

[Anonymous No.8871217]

>>8871127
Recently turned 25, I lost hope of it just changing. I fear exercise will do jack shit because, again, it's genetics. Like, my hips are wide not due to fat, but due to protruding bones. The moobs are something you can't target, although I may be able to tone them. That's scary, though, because I heard some say it just made their chest stick out even more with added muscle. I'm fucked and it's awful.

[Anonymous No.8871306]

>>8871183
Is that the only time they've trended in the millennia that they've been in use?

[Anonymous No.8871311]

>>8871154
>tried out a blazer couple of days ago
>girl that works there came up and started feeling my shoulders and sides while telling me how good this blazer is and how well it fits me
>she wants to fuck

[Anonymous No.8871315]

>>8860264
yo wtf
WHO THE FUCK CARES
are you actually disappointed in your mom wearing shit clothes?
dude
she's a fucking mom and she finds the shoes comfy. fuck off

[Anonymous No.8871327]

>>8860264

fuccboi

[Anonymous No.8871389]

>>8871306
80's

[Anonymous No.8871417]

>>8871389
You're forgetting the late 60s.

[Anonymous No.8871420]

>>8871217
Go ask fit, yoy can certainly get rid of the manboobs.

[Anonymous No.8871442]

>>8871118
I didn't know what those were so I googled it. Holy shit

[Anonymous No.8871467]

>>8871442
I googled them too.
Ha, now I know what those are called. I hate those things.

[Anonymous No.8871481]

>>8871118
Oh my god those are the most anime pants I've ever seen

[Anonymous No.8871494]

>>8871417
Example? The 60's army jacket fits looked like shit if they're what I'm thinking of.

[Anonymous No.8871503]

>>8871494
The jackets don't have to be from the same era in which they trend.

Ever hear Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band?

[Anonymous No.8871538]

>>8871311
Nah, I'm not retarded enough to think that. She was mostly checking on how well it sits. But still, she touched it for just a moment longer than it was required to actually feel the fit.

[Anonymous No.8871559]

>>8870255
>Oh my gaaaaad say that again are you from London? Oh my gawd shenelle listen to how he says tomatoes hahaha that's so cute, say it again.
>heh n-no pls just make my sandwich before I burst into treats

[Anonymous No.8871582]

>>8867767
are you me

[Anonymous No.8871590]

>>8867767
>>8871582

Post pics of ur bods pls

[Anonymous No.8871625]

>>8871538
So, she did want to fuck?

[Anonymous No.8871673]

>>8871625
I don't know man, does every girl that shows a whiff of interest or affection towards you actually wants to fuck? You tell me, cause I'm a total sperg.

[Anonymous No.8871681]

>>8871058
Are you really weak? The only explanation I can think of is that you have such small, weak muscles that you look fat even at very low weights. Get your test levels checked, eat healthy, start bulking

[Anonymous No.8871688]

>>8871673
I don't fucking know, mang. I've never had sex sober, and I'm 24.

[Anonymous No.8871866]

>>8860246
Oh fuck, im in tears

[Anonymous No.8871988]

>>8860212
>Oh dear

[Anonymous No.8872055]

>tfw constantly sucking in cheeks and tightening jaw around grils

[Anonymous No.8872074]

I realize that a majority of the people on this board are lonely underage virgins but I still take it to heart when my fit gets shit on.

[Anonymous No.8872091]

>>8860246
>palladiums

[Anonymous No.8872099]

>>8872074
It doesn't mean that they have shit taste though. It's like posting your math homework on some neckbeard math site to get it checked and when neckbeards shit all over you think oh nvm it's just neckbeards haha.

[Anonymous No.8872133]

>when asked about where i find/buy all my clothes i act aloof, like they just somehow fell into my wardrobe.

it's pretty pathetic thinking back on how much time i've spent just looking for clothing i would like to wear. at this point i probably could have become a half way decent tailor.

[Anonymous No.8872164]

I think my /fa/ addiction comes from growing up poor and having all the kids talk about my clothes and shoes all the time.

[Anonymous No.8872202]

>>8869297

[Anonymous No.8872214]

>>8859668
post pic

[Anonymous No.8872300]

>>8871217
U are a fucking pussy. Start eating less food but with a higher percentage of protein and lifting. Lifting burns calories and u will lose ur stupid tits as long as u burn more calories then u eat. Once u get rid of the fat and see what u really look like then u can start targeting muscles that will flatter ur good features and hide the ugly stuff i.e if u have bitch hips then u work ur lats and shoulders so ur hips aren't wider then ur upper body

Stop feeling sorry for urself bro ur a fucking grown man. Either do something or kill urself. Ur welcome

[Anonymous No.8872343]

>>8871171
>being too poor to stay ahead of trends

[Anonymous No.8872348]

>>8871217
>wanting to have a concave chest

Faggot

[Anonymous No.8872352]

>>8871306
early-mid nineties. Like 94-97

[Anonymous No.8872362]

>>8858589
laughed really fucking hard at this

>>8860212
>>8860292
>>8860606
this post and these reactions had me crying holy fuuuuck

[Anonymous No.8872363]

>>8858453

[Anonymous No.8872366]

>>8872363
>Im ending it all tonight

[Anonymous No.8872379]

>>8859539
>kooking at me
leld

[Anonymous No.8872414]

>>8859668

Caring about clothes this much is stupid for all these exact reasons. I don't get how people can be huge Rick fans and completely miss the point of why fashion could be so fun and cool in the first place. What's the point of looking fancy if your life has no substance?

[Anonymous No.8872629]

>>8862605
fuck. it's oddly comforting when you realize how many strangers are going through the same shit as you.

[Anonymous No.8873777]

I am what a neckbeard would be all a social justice warrior and wear quite "gay" clothing and don't care what people think (I'm straight) but dries as much as I like it the idea of wearing it makes me.uncomfortbale because I think everything think im a flaming homosexual

That's the only reason I don't get it because I really like it otherwise

[Anonymous No.8873962]

>>8873777
bruh what are you even trying to say

[eggplant No.8874302]

>>8873962
think he;s talking about dries van noten