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are you actually going to buy this?

>> No.8777639
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8777639

might look cool in a techwear fit, idk.

>> No.8777680

It has nice features but its so ugly. Why can't the screen be round?

>> No.8777688

>>8777613
No. It's the 2014 equivalent of a bluetooth headset.

No Apple hater, just smartwatches are for dorks.

>> No.8777728

He's such a bad presenter. Looks like fucking billy gates. At least steve had personal style.

>> No.8777763

sick cuffs tho

>> No.8777778

>>8777613

Not in a million years. Why would anyone want that goy-tracker on his wrist is beyond me.

>> No.8777823

>watch
>not mechanic

my friend has a sony smartwatch and he looks dumb...

>> No.8777837

It's probably the best approach to something like a smart watch as of yet. But no, I have no idea why I should need that. All it basically does is sparing me from pulling out my iPhone. Although I see how that might be harder now that the iPhone is huge.

>> No.8777851

Not right away, but it is a very crucial step towards wearable information.

>> No.8777882
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8777882

>Not circular
>Not Automatic
>Hurr too lazy to pull my phone out of my pocket
>Siri built in watch, Buzzlightyear-wrist-communicator-core
>Bluetooth headset on your wrist
>No Hologram communication or heads-up-display

It's just the next age of calculator watches.

>> No.8777904

iMouth
>Let apple taste the food for you, we develop a database based on your munchies
iGenitals
>Let Apple satisfy your sexual pleasures and optimum urination times, also includes vibration for incoming alerts
iSocks
>How many steps you take, alerts you with a light shock when entering "the bad part of town"

>> No.8777928

>>8777837
I'd say the Motorola looks waay better than that.

>> No.8777944

>>8777823
it's called mechanical fyi

>> No.8777952

>>8777928
black bar

>> No.8777965

>>8777952
>black bar
?

>> No.8778015

apple watch 2 will be great

>> No.8778019
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>>8777965
the black bar is where the display ends, it isn't perfectly round

no matter what you are doing you will always have that stupid fucking black bar there

ruins the entire thing

>> No.8778025

I'm going to hold out for the second or third gen

>> No.8778105

>>8778019
fucking motorola, at least do it right if you're going to try

>> No.8778128

>>8777613

Maybe if I was a the big bang theory fan and a good goy.
kek
Thanks but no thanks.

>> No.8778134

>>8777688
I have to agree with this.

>> No.8778136
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>>8778019

>thinking that an input device with a round screen looks good

>thinking this doesnt look effay

what ever happened to this board

>> No.8778165

>>8777613
>2014 and beyond
>buying anything apple
Ultimate pleb

>> No.8778180

>>8778165
sucks to be poorfag, huh?

>> No.8778183

>>8778019
who cares lol

>> No.8778192

>>8778183
the people discussing it? why are you replying?

>> No.8778193

>>8778180
I actually ditched my iPhone 5s for an LG g3 and just won about 800 dollars recently, so I wouldn't know.

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>>8777613
>2014
>not having a mechaical watch

>> No.8778211

the sad thing is people actually will buy this piece of garbage

>> No.8778226
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8778226

>>8778202

>> No.8778282

>>8777904
>Put pee alarm on vibrate
>Pop a boner from the vibrations
>Your IGenital automatically begins to massage your prostate and jeans you off

>> No.8779176

Can the watch tell if I'm jerking off?

>> No.8779183

>>8778226
Sorry are you 16?

>> No.8779252

what do you guys think will be more popular, Google glass or smart watches?

>> No.8779278

>>8779252
Isn't that a question one would make in a atheist autismo new tech(tm) website tho?
Go to cnet, reddit, buzzfeed etc, the web is full of those 2008-is-so-social-media-web2.0-fuction-before-design-but-we-just-copy-apple-anyway websites.

>> No.8779283

old people wanting to seem hip and tech savvy will buy it

>> No.8779300

>>8778193

>won about 800 dollars
>mentions it

you're probably poor

>> No.8779301

>>8779252
Out of the two, glass seems to be the more possible.
If they find out how to make it more accessible to the common consumer that is.

>> No.8779312

>>8777728

That's because Steve was very unique in his approach, and arguably one of the best presenters / orators in the world. No one will replace Jobs at the helm of Apple, let alone in the technology field.
Say what you want about his products or personality - but he was one of a kind.

>> No.8779321

>>8779300
how much do you make per year?

>> No.8779329

>>8779321
$16,000 a year after tax.

Suck on it.

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>>8779312
>Implying Steve's approach was unique

>> No.8779336

>>8778192
lol who really cares? the three of you? lol really?

>> No.8779337

>>8779321

You should really be asking how much his Mom makes a year.

>> No.8779344

>>8779312
>tfw no more steve

>> No.8779345

>>8779329
I can't really talk since I'm a total NEET, but that's not much.
Like that's below the poverty line.

>> No.8779350

>>8779301
the problem with google glass is that you fucking wear it in your face making clear to everyone, that you are the biggest nerd in a radius of 10 miles.

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>>8779350
They look a LITTLE better with frames, but still goofy as hell.
I saw a guy at IKEA like last year with them. He was trying so hard to be the center of attention, using it as much as possible and flaunting how much he paid whenever someone so much as asked. The thing that got me was how he didn't really seem like a tech person, just a fat balding British tourist dropping $8k on a status icon so people could suck his faux future cock.

Somewhat sour grapes, can't deny that.

>> No.8779366

>>8777680
iPhone
iPhon
iPho
iPh
iP
i
iW
iWa
iWat
iWatc
iWatch

>> No.8779376

>>8779366
iPhone
iPhon
iPho
iPh
iP
i
il
ill
illu
illum
illumi
illumin
illumina
illuminat
illuminati

COINCIDENCE???

>> No.8779383

>>8779366
it isn't even an iwatch, it's "Apple Watch"

>> No.8779387

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/really-good-things-on-the-new-iphone-6-by-chris-simpsons-artist-9721489.html

>> No.8779388

>>8779329
LOL ya ok 1%er

enjoy ur poverty

>> No.8779392

>>8779345
Not really him, I lied teehee

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>>8779392

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>>8779392
Damn you got me.

>> No.8781651

>>8779376
ayyy lmao, good meme m18

>> No.8781663

>>8778136
>What ever happened to this board

We don't enjoy Apple's finger up our ass?

>> No.8781686

>>8778226
It's just one samefag perpetuating this stupid meme at this point, right?

>> No.8781687

>>8777613
ayyyy lmao, hell no.

Smart watches are the most autistic nerdwear stuff money can buy.

>> No.8781689

>>8781663
you prefer googles finger up your ass?

>> No.8781699

>>8777613
that watch is targeted for middle-aged engineers kek

its so fuckin ugly, the only young people buying this would be autistic neckbeards.

>> No.8781732
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8781732

It worries me that we as a society now feel the need to have technology this accessible. It is now too slow to pull out the mini computer in your pocket, we need it on our wrist. I'm confused at how and of the apps on the iWatch are necessary. Checking the weather, checking the time in other nations and the movement of the moon in relation to the earth are all things that could be better done with a phone.

This new iWatch feels like a complete money grab by Apple. Think about the lifespan of the average Apple product. An iphone is redundant in 3-4 years or so. If you were to pay $400 for a watch, you would expect it to last you at least 6 years and you would be disappointed if it died before that. The nature of technology means that this iWatch will be a mini paperweight by 6 years and would require you to buy a new one. As if we need a new piece of hardware to replace? You already have to buy a new phone, laptop and desktop in that time and I can't justify the money for a new watch as well.

Stick to a watch that tells you the time and the date. It's simple, reliable and doesn't require you to charge it every 24 hours. For everything else, your life isn't too busy that you cannot pull a phone out of your pocket.

>> No.8781735

>>8781732
it's probably useful for gym/running, but otherwise i totally agree with you

>> No.8781771

>>8781735
True, I did consider this however there are many many pedometers and heart-rate monitors out there that are smaller, lighter and a fraction of the price. I hate running or going to the gym with something on my wrist anyway. Gets all sweaty and if I'm at the gym, I don't want to get my watch caught on equipment.

>> No.8781775

Nothing but another iPod type of fad. Seems cool for a while since it's a 'new' thing, but then everyone has one and the fad fades away.

>> No.8781835

>>8781775
While I agree that the iWatch is a fad, I would hardly call the iPod a fad. It was simply replaced by the iPhone but the mp3 player capability of the iPhone is still incredibly popular. Just like the GPS isn't a fad, it has just been replaced by phones with GPS capabilities.

>> No.8781862

>>8781775
You think the iPod was a fad? Jesus. Regardless of any other Apple shit, the iPod is more than a fad, you fucking pleb.

>> No.8781870

>>8777613
People who really buy this

>Russians
>16 year old Girls with rich parents
>People who dont know the diffrence between expensice and good looking
>apple fanboys

>> No.8781915

>>8778019
>>8777680

Why the hell would an device that works like a small computer have a fucking round screen? That's some of the stupidest shit I've ever heard. Motorola's watch looks like a teenager's attempt at designing a smartwatch for his engineering class.

>Every app will need a circular resolution

piss off

>> No.8781924

>>8781699

Why would people think this? Literally ever celebrity/ person worth a shit are Apple fanboys. This thing is gonna be ultra popular amongst your casual citizen. You will see people at clubs playing with this things for the express purpose of status.

>> No.8781929

>>8781924
celebrities can afford swiss timepieces, i dont see why they will fuck around with some kiddies toy

>> No.8782379

>>8781929
This.

>> No.8782483

>>8777639
lacks the tech aesthetic.