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Discuss how to be effay while being short.

People over 5'9" need not apply.

>> No.8733487

>tfw cant wear smalls without it being too tight
>can't wear mediums because too long

The fuck am I supposed to do

>> No.8733493

>>8733479
>5'9
>not a manlet

>> No.8733498

>>8733493
>People over 5'9"

>> No.8733503

>>8733498
>5'10
>making a difference

>> No.8733519

>>8733479
manlets can only be effay with a noose

>> No.8733522

>>8733487
What are you, retarded?
lose weight...

>> No.8733524
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8733524

Asians aren't very tall on average, yet they seem always so fashionable. There's no problem with being short and effay at the same time, unless you're really Danny DeVito-type short.

>> No.8733543

>>8733479
>5'9
>not manlet
kek

>> No.8733552

>tfw 5'4"

>> No.8733560

>>8733524
Asians are tryhards and when you see them irl at your uni with their busted ass faces in their hm outfits you cringe.

>> No.8733584

>>8733524
>asians
>fashionable

fucking kek. They have the money for designer gear but no taste. They are only slightly less gaudy than arab millionaires

>> No.8733597

>>8733560
I'm Asian. Fuck hm. T shirts and jeans everyday bitch.

>> No.8733600

>>8733552
>tfw 5'5''

>> No.8733642

>>8733600
mad jelly

>> No.8733653
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8733653

>>8733519

>> No.8733698
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>>8733479
>mfw 5'7"
>mfw I have good proportions and I'm not fat, so I can wear pretty much everything in the right size for my body

>> No.8733713

>>8733479
Manlets = 5'7" and under
5'8" is a bit shirt but not manlet
5'9" is average

>> No.8733715

>>8733713
*short

>> No.8733740

>>8733713
yes, keep telling yourself that shit
anyone BELOW 6'2" IS A MANLET
6'2" MASTER RACE

>> No.8733742

>>8733597
h and m is tees and jeans though

>> No.8733765
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>>8733584
yes anon, we all agree

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>>8733740
>tfw 6'1" manlet

>> No.8733779

>>8733742
I call bullshit

Every Arab on my campus wears HM stuff, All I see is cheap button ups and cardigans

>> No.8734827

Dress like a teenager. Unless you don't look like one ;/

>> No.8736061

>>8733479

Honestly, being 5.8, seeing 5.9 need not apply on a manlet thread, hurt more than any of the direct manlet insults.

>> No.8736081

>tfw 5"6 and slightly chubby

might as well kill self now

>> No.8736097
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8736097

>tfw 5'9.5"

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>>8733713
>tfw my workmates tell my 5'7 is average for guys
at least they care enough to lie to me

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8736114

>>8733479
Fuggit. Please help. Bad facial/skull shape/hair genetics, and skinny-fatness so bad even regular working out/high protein barely dents. (To the point I feel like giving up for good but I'm already too ridden with guilt-shame-ewwiness from my lack of energy/resolve)

Honestly wish I could afford cosmetic "surgery" (and knew what to ask for and how to finance it on bad credit - student loans and min wage don't mix - I just wanna conquer my "lot in life" and finally be attractive (and not just to fat girls and single moms) but am underemployed, so money is difficult to come by and there are no thrift stores of worth or anyone knowledgable around to help out. I'd optimally like to get over being a late bloomer/never bloomer and become sexually attractive even to the cutest and most intimidating smart geeky lass.... so fuggit let's have a bunch of random strangers give it a shot? I know I lack/lack sense fashionwise (I am metrosexual - but BAD at it) so help would be good. Obviously there are ways to get around the money part too, so any help with that is also appreciated.


Pic related, best Ive got on hand. PS Haircut and fashion advice appreciated (no buzz/extremely short ones - keep in mind my head IS too egg shaped/deformed slightly from birth and I know nothing can be done about *that*

>> No.8736123
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8736123

>tfw always used to think im 5'11 cause thats what my dad told me
>tfw measured myself
>tfw 5'9

>> No.8736124

>>8736108
well, it depends on where you live...
where I live(Italy) 5'7" is the bottom end of average

>> No.8736173

>>8736108
>>8733713
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height

Average male height if you're in the US, UK, Aus and NZ is 5'10.

>> No.8736198

>>8736173
On your link there's 5 different average sizes for USA, the average of these 5 sizes is 176,28cm so about 5'9.5"

>> No.8736216

>>8736123

i am you
you are me

forever

>> No.8736219

>>8736198
The US one has variations by race.

>> No.8736221

>>8733479
6'2" masterrace reporting in.

>> No.8736237

>tfw 5'3
>tfw can wear men's and women's clothing and no one can tell the difference

feelsgoodman

>> No.8736262

>>8736237
faggot

>> No.8736297

>>8736262
thx babe <3

>> No.8736323

5'11 average race reporting in. i feel bad for you manlets honestly. compensation is the only way to go, get big and muscular asap, no one likes a skinny midget honestly.

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>>8736323
>mfw 5'7" and skinnyfat
>mfw I have to go under 15% body fat before bulking
>mfw I will look like the skeleton of a dwarf

>> No.8736380

>>8736237

would you like to jump on my dick so we can have a ride to pleasure island anon ?

>> No.8736390

>>8736380
yes

>> No.8736393

>>8736390

cool

>> No.8736403

>>8736124
Zitto manoletta

>> No.8736413
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>>8736364
iktf

>> No.8736417

>>8736114
gunna need 2 see a better pic bud, this 1 looks fine. Tryna see some sloth lookin nigga

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>>8733479
>at the bar with roomate and his friends
>they think I'm the tallest there.
>mfw 5'10
>mfw that king of manlet shit is real.

>> No.8736565

>>8736364
iktfb
>5'6 manlet with bitch hips and fat legs, if I do any more squats I'd go full T-Rex mode
>probably will cut to 10% bf and bulk to a upperbody bro split this winter

>> No.8736566

>>8736323
honestly

>> No.8736585

>>8736403
>manoletta

lel

>> No.8736980

Can we talk about pieces/stores that are good for short guys?

Uniqlo brick and mortar is good because they hem your pants for free.

>> No.8738021

>>8736585
È un bel neologismo dai, also bumpettino tattico

>> No.8738061

>>8736566
honestly?

>> No.8738095

>>8733740
freakishly tall race

>> No.8738238

>>8738021
>tattico
pleb of the year

>> No.8738256

>>8738238
at least do you know what that does mean?

>> No.8738268

>>8738256
Sei tu quello che lo usa a sproposito, fratè

>> No.8738276

>>8738268
in realtà non ero io ad aver scritto "tattico"...

>> No.8738524

tfw 1'11''

>> No.8738531

>>8738524
>tfw iktf

>> No.8738580

>>8736566
chill bruh it was late and i was wasted. i did talk like an autist i know

>> No.8738582

>tfw 5'9" in California
>average male height here is 5'7" because Mexicans and Asians

Feels good, man.

>> No.8738590

TFW 5'5''
tfw live in california
tfw i still feel better than other guys
tfw im fcuking hot
tfw drunk girl told me im so short but that im so hot it didnt matter
tfw i think all girls would love to have sex with me
tfw it doesnt take much food to keep me looking fit as fcuk
tfw i only need to poop once every two days
tfw i feel superior because of my aesthetics and low maintenance,

tfw guys taller then me tell me they wish they were me

tfw i feel cooler then everybody and im 5'5''

tfw i go to festivals i make out with girls and i feel em all up i dont

tfw girls tell me they would not be letting me get away with the things i do if i wasnt so hot.
tfw if i was 6'2''i would be a fcuking billionaire already XD and also be taking big shits and need to eat alot of food and have back problems and more strain on the heart pumping blood through my body,

being short is not bad as long as you are proportioned and are hot and have $$$ , have taste, have style, have boundary's, believe that you live the right way , i wish you other guys luck

but i only make 50,000 k a year im 21,i live with my mom still , i have had sex with 8 girls this year

thank you anonymous for letting me get this off my chest

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>>8738590

>being 5'5" and feeling superior

>> No.8738840

>>8738590
You don't sound insecure about it at all.

>> No.8738861

> tfw 5'2", shorter than every other person ITT

I'm still more fashionable than half you hipsters.

>> No.8739919

>>8738590
>i only need to poop once every two days
bitch, i can get trough a whole week without pooping and i´m 1.80m

you manlets are a waste, shit looks unproportionate and tryhard on you

>> No.8739961

>>8738590
(it probably bothers this guy that girls have to bend over so he can kiss them)

>> No.8740095

>>8733479
ITT
Narcissistic lankets

>> No.8740121

>>8736123
>tfw always used to think im 5'9 cause thats what i measured once
>tfw measured myself again
>tfw 5'8.5

>> No.8740128

>>8736237
does it really?

>> No.8740167

>>8733552
Those feels
>>8733487
Yo I'm fucking 120lbs and this makes me mad. If I get uniqlo smalls they shrink hella bad and if I get medium they're too long.

>> No.8740171

>>8733479
>tfw 6'4" and ottermode

>> No.8740283

>>8740128
yeah babe

>> No.8740526

>>8738590
haven't seen so much denial since the financial crisis in 2009 when everyone was asking for a loan

>> No.8740584

>>8733777
underrated post

>> No.8740599

>>8740526
>>8739961
>>8739919
>>8738840
>>8738762
>all that hot spicy envy that this anon is satisfied with his life

>> No.8740600

>>8738590

is this a pasta because it sure sounds like it

>> No.8740626

>>8738590
talk shit post fit

>> No.8740631

>>8733653
w2c scarf

>> No.8740638

185cm white male reporting in

>> No.8740649

just dont give a fuck and be mindful of proportions

as long as you look proportioned, you can always look good in however way you want, granted that you have self confidence to pull it off

being tall doesnt magically make you more fashionable, there are plenty of tall lanklets who make me cringe

>> No.8741105

>>8733479
1 - Don't be fat,
2 - Don't be self conscious about your height.
Then wear whatever the fuck you want, nigga.