>yfw when you walk in a clothing store and you're the only customer

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Anonymous Thu Aug 28 19:00:10 2014 No.8719921 [Reply] [Original]

>yfw when you walk in a clothing store and you're the only customer

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 19:05:23 2014 No.8719947 better than walking into it and seeing a bunch of elitists look down on u. why do i always window shop at the most expensive stores? ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 19:21:20 2014 No.8720020 File: 115 KB, 244x322, Daryl impersonates Glenn.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 19:25:10 2014 No.8720040 File: 709 KB, 1035x1070, 1371154667163.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Is there anything I can help you find today?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 19:26:55 2014 No.8720047 File: 1.61 MB, 300x241, 1399612053730.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw not autistic and can talk to strangers

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 19:27:48 2014 No.8720049 >>8720047 fuck you

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 19:30:32 2014 No.8720063 >>8720049 I actually enjoy talking to them too. Talked to my redwing dealer for an hour and didn't even buy anything or try on a shoe once.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 19:31:36 2014 No.8720070 Seems to be the case in most more expensive/really expensive clothing stores. Get to make friends with store assistants so It's great.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 19:33:08 2014 No.8720075 File: 7 KB, 128x200, Asfelkir.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8719921 >yfw you walk into a clothing store and everyone is dressed better than you

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 19:36:52 2014 No.8720089 >>8720040 n-no thanks im alri- im just looking thanks cheers

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 19:41:02 2014 No.8720109 >>8720040 just say thanks and youre just looking. what the fuck is with some people here...?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 19:41:08 2014 No.8720111 >>8720063 fuck you

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 19:43:30 2014 No.8720122 File: 402 KB, 2448x3264, PUaEUIo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >yfw you walk into a clothing store and the employees think you're a girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 19:44:29 2014 No.8720128 >>8720122 u have a lesbian haircut lol

Anonymous Thu Aug 28 19:45:08 2014 No.8720130

had to go into so many stores to practice CBT for social anxiety.

i have a really hard time trying some things on and then not buying anything :/

or when id enquire about a product and theyd say 'get this it is similar buy better quality' and id have to just turn tthem down cause not the same

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 19:47:35 2014 No.8720137 File: 10 KB, 350x262, sweating-man1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw walk into a store that also sells female clothes at the front and desperately trying to find mens section

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 19:50:50 2014 No.8720154 >>8720089 >tfw i did this today at least three times

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 19:51:27 2014 No.8720158 File: 1.10 MB, 807x884, 1388673402537.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8720137 >the mens section is like 4 racks

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 19:51:27 2014 No.8720159 >>8720122 Take advantage of that girly look brah

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 19:52:51 2014 No.8720166 >>8720122 cut ur fucking nails

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 19:54:29 2014 No.8720172 >>8720109 lack of social skills from being a shut-in for most of their adolescence, speaking from experience here

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 19:55:34 2014 No.8720179 >>8720122 Pls trap

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 19:59:38 2014 No.8720200 >>8720122 My dick

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 20:00:48 2014 No.8720207 >>8720137 >HM in my town in Sweden is 3 stories of women's clothing >men's section hidden in a corner on second floor

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 20:07:52 2014 No.8720227 >>8720122 pls b in london

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 20:11:54 2014 No.8720243 File: 175 KB, 286x369, 1408410820487.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >catch yourself in the mirror >try to cheekily mire self in mirror >employee comes up to you

Anonymous Thu Aug 28 20:13:04 2014 No.8720248

>walk into H&M last tuesday
>only like 3 people in the store
>walk through the mens section(it took about 15 steps)
>keep walking around looking for more mens stuff
>walk all the way around the store, its all womens shit
>peek at the mens section

also fuck that place because
>everything seems to just be thrown on racks, absolutely no organization
>was told they had good chinos
>all skinny

never again, what stores sell good straight cut chinos or cords /fa/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 20:15:54 2014 No.8720258 >>8720248 GAP all the fucking way

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 20:16:16 2014 No.8720260 >>8720122 L O N D O N O N D O N

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 20:17:38 2014 No.8720266 Lmao'in @ people not being able to open conversations with strangers, let alone ones who are technically paid to talk to you You seriously all have aspergers (part of the autism spectrum)

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 20:17:41 2014 No.8720267 >>8719921 >>8720040 Holy fucking shit you absolutely nailed it. I think I pissed myself laughing so hard at this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 20:20:08 2014 No.8720277 >>8720122 Aye? What's your skype bb?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 20:22:10 2014 No.8720285 >>8720070 >make friends with store assistant >don't want to return to store because they'll be there and make convo and won't let you browse for clothes

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 20:29:22 2014 No.8720306 I actually don't have any problem talking with people, but i hate talking to stores employers because they always try to convince me to buy something i dont like, so annoying

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 20:31:31 2014 No.8720310 >>8720020 >tfw i walked past norman reedus yesterday a he was hopping into an escalade

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 20:36:08 2014 No.8720330 File: 59 KB, 598x598, camo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8720243 iktf >be me >in DSM >looking at myself in a mirror on a door >miring different angles >employee opens door >oh h-hey whats up? haha

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 20:39:45 2014 No.8720347 >spend 30 minutes in H&M while plebe friend tries on clothing despite my recommendations to shop elsewhere >starts feeling dizzy >panic >stumble out sweating like a pig >>8720310 should've asked him about silent hill

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 20:40:41 2014 No.8720353 >>8719921 >tfw youre the only one there >tfw one of the workers starts flirting with you >tfw rock it >walk out of the store not buying anything I didn't go back, I really wanted on of their shirts too

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 20:42:20 2014 No.8720357 >>8720122 you might be able to pull off that fit trunks posted

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 20:42:44 2014 No.8720361 >>8720122 My dick and brain are confused Why can't you be a girl. Id be in love

Anonymous Thu Aug 28 20:44:24 2014 No.8720366
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>>8720137
>pick out some shit from the mens section and go to pay
>there's 5 girls in line all holding panties/skimpy clothing
>there's only one unskilled fuck working the register as the line piles up

Anonymous Thu Aug 28 20:45:00 2014 No.8720369

>>8720137
>tfw got told by this guy at one of my fav stores this other store has some dope clothes
>go there
>99.9999999999% of the clothes are girls clothes
>instantly did a 180
>as I open the door to leave, chick working the corner ask "how can I help you?"
>"bye"
it was so awkward

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 20:58:46 2014 No.8720436 >>8720369 *counter kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 21:04:08 2014 No.8720466 >>8720137 >tfw every single clothing store around here is tailored for women >shitty men's sections >god forbid you have to buy shoes fuk this town

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 21:04:22 2014 No.8720469 File: 604 KB, 2448x3264, DIMG2405940.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8720357 >>8720277 >>8720260 >>8720227 >>8720200 >>8720179 >>8720159 >>8720128 t-thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 21:06:52 2014 No.8720479 >>8720469 You wouldn't last a half hour in prison

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 21:10:21 2014 No.8720494 >>8720137 God this is my H&M and Zara and Nordstrom. Fuck the design of my mall

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 21:10:57 2014 No.8720495 >>8720469 >axe

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 21:13:03 2014 No.8720506 >>8720479 Yeah he would, he'd just have to be a bitch to someone and he'd get taken care of. ; ^)

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 21:13:37 2014 No.8720509 >>8720063 Same. I went in to get some jeans hemmed which took maybe two minutes but I ended up staying for another ten cause I got into a conversation with the tailor about theater.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 21:13:38 2014 No.8720508 >>8720469 Oh my fucking god you are such a pretty girl I'm so sorry

>>	positivity !gZpezKXXc6 Thu Aug 28 21:15:05 2014 No.8720519 >3:00 am >realise you only did 3/10 you were supposed to do today >continue self-hatred

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 21:15:58 2014 No.8720523 >live in massachusetts >urbanized, industrious state >exactly 0 good stores outside the Boston city limits fuck this

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 21:16:04 2014 No.8720525 is it actually gay to want to fuck someone that looks like a girl? or does that make it more gay

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 21:18:03 2014 No.8720531 >>8720525 No, it's hypermasculine. If it's pretty fuck it.

>>	positivity !gZpezKXXc6 Thu Aug 28 21:18:25 2014 No.8720534 File: 16 KB, 1063x187, twiabp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8720525 someone asked a similar question on the twiabp tumblr and i think the answer derrick is relevant

>>	positivity !gZpezKXXc6 Thu Aug 28 21:19:26 2014 No.8720539 >>8720534 *derrick gave i am really bad at typing things today

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 21:20:07 2014 No.8720543 >>8720525 it's the opposite of gay. it's basically asserting your dominance. it's like extreme cuckolding, but instead of not fucking them, you're fucking them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 21:33:31 2014 No.8720588 >>8720469 frown more

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 21:58:24 2014 No.8720682 >>8720534 I fucking love them. Saw them with Dads, Pity Sex, and Two Knights. So dope.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 22:05:48 2014 No.8720705 >>8720469 MOAR PLZ

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 22:11:21 2014 No.8720720 >>8720705 seconded

>>	positivity !gZpezKXXc6 Thu Aug 28 22:12:19 2014 No.8720723 >>8720682 i saw them with empire! empire! (i was a lonely estate), and yeah they were indeed dope as shit. is pity sex good live? because i love them, cant wait till they finally tour europe :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 22:14:52 2014 No.8720730 >>8720122 Offer to suck some dick for a discount, take pics, and blackmail them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 22:17:52 2014 No.8720738 >>8720469 Lets see that ass anon no homo

Anonymous Thu Aug 28 22:19:40 2014 No.8720747

I visited the Rick store in NY and I was the only person there and it was fucking awesome.
>had personal sales associate
>told him up front I was just window shopping and he was totally chill with it
>they served free espresso
>let me try on a bunch of clothes even though he knew I wouldn't buy
>we chatted about Rick and other designers as I got to play dress up in expensive clothes
>was totally chill and didn't give a fuck

10/10 would return

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 22:24:36 2014 No.8720766 >>8720723 yea i went to their show in Sydney last night and they were fucking good. jelly you saw empire empire though

Anonymous Thu Aug 28 22:25:08 2014 No.8720767

>>8720723
They were alright. I had never heard of them before I saw them. John from Dads and the girl from Pity Sex (don't know her name) did an acoustic cover of a Rilo Kiley song which was cool and probably the best part of Pity Sex's set. Don't get me wrong though, if you're a fan of them, you'll love them live. I'm just not really a fan and had never heard them before.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 22:28:25 2014 No.8720780 >>8720747 Been there twice before.They're really nice people. Tricky Rick even has his own water

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 22:29:33 2014 No.8720787 >>8720469 Just post nudes already so I can fap you faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 22:31:51 2014 No.8720802 >>8720780 I was kind of amazed at the free stuff they gave out but then I realized that selling 1 pair of geos probably covered all the espresso and water they hand out in 5 months

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 22:37:23 2014 No.8720817 >>8720469 pls gib ass or feet

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 22:40:42 2014 No.8720831 >>8720802 >uebervart shop, Frankfurt >Espresso, water, a beer or a Japanese cookie is free for all of our guests Gladly Im moving to Germany next month. Is this real common? Im starting here at /fa/ and that shock me a lot.

Anonymous Thu Aug 28 22:43:29 2014 No.8720844

>>8720831
I don't know, the Rick store is the only single designer store I've ever been in, usually I just browse stores online but I figure most super high end stores would do that

I mean people drop 10-15k in those stores all the time they'd want to be as welcoming as possible

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 22:52:02 2014 No.8720874 File: 201 KB, 533x300, 1408045537636.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >make friends with the employees at Barney's new York and neiman Marcus >play dress up for 3 hours and talk about raw denim Living the dream

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 22:55:33 2014 No.8720889 File: 54 KB, 625x414, Justice-band.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are some names I should be keeping in mind when shopping for good quality leather jackets under up to ~1.2k, but preferably lower?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 22:56:35 2014 No.8720894 >>8720889 Whoa, woops. meant to start my own thread. ignore please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:18:30 2014 No.8720978 >>8720137 >sales rack is mixed men's and women's and some of the stuff looks good but you're not sure if it's women's

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:19:41 2014 No.8720981 >>8720248 Uniqlo

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:24:14 2014 No.8720999 >>8720063 >my redwing dealer mysides.png

Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:38:43 2014 No.8721053
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fucking ugh.
so i'm at the landmark in hong kong. go into costume national for those cool boots/brogues with the hardware.
>the assitants are decked out in black. the interior is ridiculously bright polished white with metal/mirror accents. with jet black clothes its almost blinding
>this one assistant is literally 3ft behind me following my every move.
>i'm pulling out sweaters and clothes feeling the material and sizing things up while subtly glancing at the price tags.
>this_shit_is_not_worth_it
>bounce next door to kenzo

mfw everyone in kenzo speaks 90% flawless english and were super chill, said what looked good and what looked better on me, brought more things to try on, said what just came in.
paid 200usd for a tshirt lol.
they had that black neoprene eye sweater and it looked so beautiful and flawless. the embroidery was thick flashing lurex and there was glimmering crystal droplets.
that shit was a car payment :,(

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 28 23:44:19 2014 No.8721066 >>8720122 I'm gay now

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 00:50:11 2014 No.8721276 File: 254 KB, 629x334, woolie sad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you wear your supreme camp and feel everyone silently judging you while you try to browse the store Why did I buy this

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 01:11:28 2014 No.8721351 >>8719921 iktf, but once you actually start talking it's ok and it's nice to have someone help you find exactly what you are looking for

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 01:12:30 2014 No.8721354 >>8720063 r u in vienna?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 01:13:02 2014 No.8721356 >>8719921 >"h-hi" >waves like a fucktard >pretend like I actually have enough money to buy something here >touch clothes, check price tags for a bit >walk out

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 01:16:29 2014 No.8721365 >>8720747 >tfw you live in a small town >tfw you will never visit a rick store

>>	None !ZxCHLOeFEI Fri Aug 29 01:16:48 2014 No.8721366 >>8721354 it's called Wien yo, get ur shit together

>>	None !ZxCHLOeFEI Fri Aug 29 01:18:06 2014 No.8721370 >>8721365 kinda sad if you live in a small town and don't even travel anywhere. What's stopping you from going to NYC or London and going shopping?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 01:18:46 2014 No.8721373 >>8720494 >not wearing oversized women's cardigans from zara clothes are clothes, unless it's a dress or some gay shit you can safely wear "womens" clothing

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 01:20:02 2014 No.8721381 >>8721366 W I E N I E N

Anonymous Fri Aug 29 01:29:49 2014 No.8721420

>paying retail
dude, corporate and friends.

im fucking this guy at valentino, so i get 50% off burberry and valentino. his boy lets me get the discount at slp too. i give them my discounts. know a guy fucking some girl at ann d, he hooks me up.
assorted friends at neiman, saks, theory, bally, emporio, giorgio, topman, uniqlo, barneys, dior, tiffany, channel

y'all need to start making some friends -.-
if shop boy/girl is qt, charm them with your knowledge of ricky, go out for drinks, suck some dick, fuck for fun, fashion friends !!
???
di$$count$

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 01:30:17 2014 No.8721423 >>8721370 brvh not everyone has multiple Gs to throw into traveling and shopping at designer outlets in major cities across the world.

>>	None !ZxCHLOeFEI Fri Aug 29 01:41:07 2014 No.8721469 >>8721423 yeah I know, it just sucks. I can empathize.

>>	None !ZxCHLOeFEI Fri Aug 29 01:43:00 2014 No.8721476 >>8721420 girl or boy? also lmao why did you add topman in that list?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 01:55:06 2014 No.8721536 >>8721476 awk meant to say tom ford?? was looking at someone's post about topman chelsea boots girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 01:56:58 2014 No.8721542 >>8721423 >shopping at outlet stores dis nignog

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 02:37:41 2014 No.8721676 >>8720469 If you're in Van come have a threesome with me and my girlfriend pls

>>	trunks (certified male model) !!SE08Bv/gZZR Fri Aug 29 02:42:57 2014 No.8721694 >>8721676 cuck cuck cuck

>>	None !ZxCHLOeFEI Fri Aug 29 02:45:56 2014 No.8721707 >>8721536 you're lucky you live in NYC. I don't have that luxury to have a good variety of boutique/department stores i guess i'll try make friends with benefits with the girls at nordstrom lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 04:34:28 2014 No.8721965 >>8720889 Arma

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 04:36:33 2014 No.8721969 Yall fa trips gay as shit wtf

sieg Fri Aug 29 04:41:28 2014 No.8721976

>>8721676
whats the point of forcing your gf to fuck a stranger if you force the dude to wear a rubber?

the whole appeal is to add a whole aspect of randomization to it, will she get preg? if so who's child would it be. will she get a disease or infection?

throwing a rubber on a stranger, might as well be a fucking rubber dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 04:42:19 2014 No.8721977 >>8721976 Let me fuxk ur gurl Bareback up in this bitch

sieg Fri Aug 29 04:50:19 2014 No.8721990

>>8721977
don't have a gf. but you can fuck this one bitch im fucking if you're serious

stupid as shit ex-mormon with disgusting ass green eyes and shitty brown hair with highlights

32, saggy tits and dumb-ass schedule because a kindergarden teacher

send me a message on tumblr

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 04:57:25 2014 No.8722006 >>8721990 Damn dude u got it going on tagteam style

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 05:18:56 2014 No.8722032 >>8721990 What's your tumblr bro

Anonymous Fri Aug 29 05:31:06 2014 No.8722061

>>8721976
>if you force the dude to wear a rubber?
Who said anything about that?
l am a Pozz-Cuckold. You want to know what that is? Well, let me explain. The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: A black child. But the Pozz-cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes. Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, there skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens. The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a litte. In the cuckold community we call this the AIDS twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it. Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 05:49:32 2014 No.8722091 I love going to expensive shops dressed in my poorest-looking clothes. Everyone keeps giving me weird looks, judging me silently. And then I buy a bunch of shit for 2k.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 05:57:21 2014 No.8722096 >>8721366 fuck you it's called Dunaj I don't even give a fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 07:08:51 2014 No.8722223 File: 743 KB, 616x587, 1406224694718.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >enter the store >people immediately think you gonna steal some shit >you can FEEL the pressure of three thousand cameras and sixty eyes laid on you I'm not even black.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 07:16:41 2014 No.8722246 >>8720122 That mouth is made to suck cocks..so make god proud

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 07:27:10 2014 No.8722279 >>8720469 Just letting you know that I got a hard-on looking at your pictures. Would love to stretch out your asshole and come in it. Cheers

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 07:29:25 2014 No.8722283 >>8721694 you're not a cuck if you lure boys over with your gf and dominate them in front of her, tho

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 07:33:46 2014 No.8722294 >tfw when live in Amsterdam but still shop online I still like looking, though. Found out there's a shop that sells Han Kjobnhavn fo cheap woop woop

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 07:41:40 2014 No.8722307 >>8720122 >>8720469 What in the... Where the fuck do you live?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 07:48:10 2014 No.8722321 >>8722307 Sweden probably

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 07:51:52 2014 No.8722325 >>8720047 haha this so much

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 07:54:28 2014 No.8722330 >>8722294 >Han Kjobnhavn fo cheap waar twee politieagent

Anonymous Fri Aug 29 07:54:43 2014 No.8722331
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>>8719921

This just happened to me not long ago

>Walk in toa small male clothes store
>There are 3 guys working there the same time
>''Sup me if I need any help, you find anything you like''
>''N-no just looking''
>''Ok just shout if you need any help''
>walk out the store 20 seconds later without making eye conntact

Anonymous Fri Aug 29 08:03:09 2014 No.8722344
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>Standing in line to pay
>you are the only guy among girls in the line
>thinking in my mind that how I should say Hi to the cashier
>my turn
>''hello''
>''hi tnx''
>''sorry?''
>''you t-too''
>''that will be £30''
>put hand i pocket trying to get money out
>drop coins on the floor

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 08:09:05 2014 No.8722357 >>8720207 Stockholm? Was there yesterday, but i dont have these issues people in this thread have.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 08:16:58 2014 No.8722377 >>8720469 You're cute af damn

>>	stank Fri Aug 29 08:18:33 2014 No.8722379 >>8720766 seeing them tomorrow ye boi

Anonymous Fri Aug 29 08:30:23 2014 No.8722409

what I hate most is the cashier interaction
I'm standing there clutching my money, waiting to give it to him
Do I give it now?
stretch out my arm awkwarldy
nope, not ready yet
ok now
then I have to stand there waiting to get my change, for which I also stretch out my arm way too soon, standing there looking like some kind of downer
thanks for your purchase
y-you too

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 08:37:19 2014 No.8722418 >>8720747 london rick store is great. although my friend broke the banner off the wall on the stairs down the geobasket basement level. never been back.

Anonymous Fri Aug 29 08:37:48 2014 No.8722422
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>Ask for belts
>qt cashier points me to them
>Go check them
>I don't like any of them
>Go back to cashier, pay for the other stuff
>"You didn't like them"
>"No, they didn't convince me"
>"Yeah, they don't talk yet"
>"W-what?"
>"I said they do not talk yet"

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 08:39:26 2014 No.8722428 Yall autistic af wtf

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 08:39:37 2014 No.8722430 File: 1.99 MB, 400x225, 1209.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >staff opens fitting room curtain to see if anyone's in there >you're standing in your underwear >"oh! i'm sorry giggles

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 08:40:13 2014 No.8722433 >>8722428 fo real ahahaha

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 08:44:39 2014 No.8722449 >>8722409 Suit yourself for being such a pleb that you still carry money with you. If you don't buy everything with cards you're a fucking tool and deserve ridicule.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 08:45:33 2014 No.8722453 >>8722449 The same can happen with the card.

>>	hopeless romantic. !!/hanzBmo81h Fri Aug 29 08:46:21 2014 No.8722454 > tfw you walk into a store and feel severely under dressed. >>8720523 Fucking this. Where in Massachusetts?

Anonymous Fri Aug 29 08:48:07 2014 No.8722460

>tfw social retard
>got summer job at Tesco 2 years ago
>forced to talk to people on tills
>social anxiety gone

you meet a lot of people who love talking and those who don't. You meet nice people and rude people, you learn when to make jokes and when not to

seriously if you have social anxiety I cannot recommend enough a job that throws you in the deep end

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 08:48:51 2014 No.8722464 >>8722449 how did plebs get rused into giving up cash this easily?

Anonymous Fri Aug 29 08:50:55 2014 No.8722472

>>8722331
>'Ok just shout if you need any help''
how are you this autistic? they just greeted you and gave you free range, telling you to let them know if you need anything...

i mean i fuck up socially sometimes but damn, you have to be really bad to mess this up...

Anonymous Fri Aug 29 08:53:48 2014 No.8722478

>>8722460
seriously this. i got a cashier job at a busy DIY store when i was 17, quit at 19 and was a different person. like seeing someone on the other side of the street didn't cause me to eject a tidal wave of sweat. like i can now go to clubs and shit and talk to girls like normal people.

might of just been the fact i've grown up a little bit (i'm 21 now) but the fact i had to speak to every type of person out there for like 15 hours a week definitely helped. plus i made decent cash for doing the easiest job in the world.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 08:54:02 2014 No.8722479 >>8722464 Because there's nothing more plebeian than the sound of coins shuffling about in your cargo pants.

Anonymous Fri Aug 29 08:58:01 2014 No.8722487
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>>8722479

>coins

are you fucking stupid or what

you dumb fuck all the bitches are wet like the nile when i pull off my huge stack of greens

while you pull off your teenagers limited account credit card lmaaaooooo

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 08:58:51 2014 No.8722489 >>8722478 pretty much exactly the same as me, started at 16 until 18 and when I came out the other end I was a different person

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 09:02:18 2014 No.8722500 >>8722487 The only girls who'll be impressed by your stack of $1 bills are crack-whores.

>>	hopeless romantic. !!/hanzBmo81h Fri Aug 29 09:03:10 2014 No.8722503 >>8722500 Yes and?

Anonymous Fri Aug 29 09:32:03 2014 No.8722592

>>8722344

>be me (well who the fuck else would i be)
>do grocery shopping
>was wearing an eastpak bag (is this fah)
>forgot to zip up lower pocket
>grab bag from behind
>*swoosh*
>all of my coins and some other papers fall on the floor
>grill in front of me goes "aww poor thing"
>helps me pick it up

That's it. That's my anecdote. It's not worthy of Parkinson but there you have it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 09:38:48 2014 No.8722611 >>8720122 Nick, get a hair cut, Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 09:41:52 2014 No.8722618 >walk into high end store >end up not buying anything >walk out with hands clearly visible so they don't accuse me of stealing

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 09:43:38 2014 No.8722628 >TFW ignore everything

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 09:45:28 2014 No.8722630 >>8720122 is this a ruse? i think you are a girl i'd have sex with you

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 09:48:34 2014 No.8722635 >>8720122 High test alpha male here, you're the type of girl I want

Anonymous Fri Aug 29 10:16:45 2014 No.8722695
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>be canadian shopping in the states
>every store has someone to greet you as you walk in
>"how are you doing today?"
>always answer "fine! how about you?"
>tfw greeter is now the one who doesent know what to say

>>	uuuuhhhh Fri Aug 29 10:16:58 2014 No.8722697 File: 53 KB, 500x377, 1401855041728.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >sales assistant follows you around while trying to look inconspicuous fuck you I'm white

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 10:22:23 2014 No.8722711 >>8720469 post ass man i'm so hard righ now

>>	Crept Fri Aug 29 10:24:35 2014 No.8722717 File: 18 KB, 250x356, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8722711 wtf

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 10:25:51 2014 No.8722721 >>8722695 sorry

Anonymous Fri Aug 29 10:30:08 2014 No.8722747

>walk into a shop out of boredom
>go through clothes, pick several pieces to try out
>employees start talking to me and ask if I need help or anything
>tell them I just wanted to try different garments (be it blazers for example)
>they bring more of those, tell me how good all of them look, ask about my opninion
>try them all out, explore all the little details, stand in front of the mirror for 10 minutes for every new piece I wear
>act concered and unsure
>thank employees for their time and tell them I need to think about it
>walk out
>never come back

I don't know why I do it

Anonymous Fri Aug 29 10:34:54 2014 No.8722773

When I actually ask them if they help me
they dont fucking know when to stop like never.

>Yeah that looks pretty good on you, would you like me to get it to reserve it for you?
>Y-Yes please, I will just look through the other colors, thank you
>Ok well we also have this shirt that goes nicely with these pants
>Uhm I will just look at these shoes first thank you
>ok well let me help you with that

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 11:05:14 2014 No.8722891 >>8722747 >I need to think about it That is the line almost everyone in the world lives by when trying on clothes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 11:10:40 2014 No.8722913 >>8720122 You're like an adorable baby kitten one can also fuck. C- can I adopt you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 11:11:51 2014 No.8722921 >>8720075 That's daelyn red tiger or something from nwn right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 11:25:05 2014 No.8722965 >>8720525 It's gay and everyone is in denial

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 11:48:22 2014 No.8723058 >>8720122 I am in love

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 12:05:10 2014 No.8723120 >>8720469 dick pic plox

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 12:11:46 2014 No.8723147 >>8720525 Those traits are what you're normally attracted to. The desire is normal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 12:32:13 2014 No.8723221 >>8722965 I'm homosexual with a huge preference for qtpie grillboys. There's no denial here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 12:58:08 2014 No.8723309 >>8722430 how? were the curtains that long? it's common practice to just look at the bottom of the curtains for feet/shoes. also most stores just leave the curtains open if they're not being used.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 13:01:02 2014 No.8723325 File: 78 KB, 642x722, ass man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8722711 here you go man

Anonymous Fri Aug 29 13:04:04 2014 No.8723334
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>Walk into store
>"Hi can I help you find anything today?"
>"No."
>Shop at my own leisure
>Walk up to slutty teenager at the counter
>Hand her items
>Give her cash
>SHE ALWAYS FUCKING FUMBLES MY CHANGE
>"JESUS CHRIST HOW ARE YOU SO INCOMPETENT YOU COULD EASILY BE REPLACED BY A MACHINE"
>She apologizes and is in tears
>15% off coupon
>mfw

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 14:46:13 2014 No.8723661 >>8720063 pls b in london

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 14:53:47 2014 No.8723696 >>8723334 i laughed

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 15:02:07 2014 No.8723728 File: 1.17 MB, 1280x1674, tumblr_m7xo9qeJy31rcxeuwo1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8722422 heh

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 15:05:55 2014 No.8723745 File: 38 KB, 320x320, 1346454453362.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Either >Great frontal view, shit profile fit or >Shit frontal, great profile

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 15:25:27 2014 No.8723832 >>8722487 >when he puts the cig back to his ear lost it

Anonymous Fri Aug 29 15:39:37 2014 No.8723898

>get into h&m/cos dressroom
>try something on
>look at the mirror
>realise there's more than one mirror, meant to view yourself from several angles
>look fine (as usual) in the image reflected by the main mirror
>look deformed as fuck in the re-reflected images from other angles
>like ultra-lanky and curvy and big-headed and shit
>my bdd is not helping
>think this must be some trickery for girls to see themselves more thin and sexy or sth
>still leave kind of worried

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 18:09:41 2014 No.8724549 File: 352 KB, 1912x1976, 1397436531803.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >See myself in the mirror >Every time

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 18:24:21 2014 No.8724616 >>8722096 slovenia plz go

Anonymous Fri Aug 29 18:43:25 2014 No.8724698

>3 months ago
> figure out there is actually a store that sells relevant designer stuff in my country
> decide to check it ou
> go there with my gf
> dressed in some shitty vans, acne aces, undercover t, and some denim jacket i trifted
> start talking with the sales asisstant, find out they only stock ricks womens line, but they have neil barrett and margiela for men
> get excited and start talking about barretts new collection
> sudenlly an older woman draped in black emerges from the office behind the counter
> its the stores owner and buyer
> she is kind of a big deal in fashion circles
> chat with her about the clothes
> decide to try on a neoprene sweater
> its nice but not 350eur nice
> decide not to cop
> chat with the owner about rick for 20 minutes (apparentlly she knows him)
> before leaving i write down my email adress so they can contact me when they get ricks menwear

> be now
> still planing what fit ill wear the next time ill go back and what piece ill cop
> tfw havent gone there yet coz i always feel underdressed
> ill probablly go there some time this week coz my qasa finally came and i have a sick fit planned, ill prolly also try to get a part time job there to support my clothing addiction, the discounts dont hurt either :) wish me luck guys

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 18:45:58 2014 No.8724712 File: 489 KB, 500x281, A7cJIuQ.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw just pierced a very small whitehead on my left FUCKING EYELID gif related the entire time

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 18:47:12 2014 No.8724720 >>8724616 i will do no such thing

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 18:48:00 2014 No.8724724 >>8724698 >green texting the whole story What a fucking loser

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 19:04:15 2014 No.8724777 >>8722695 Yeah. I think it's just a U.S thing because everyone in Canada says "I'm doing great, thanks" or something along those lines but people in the U.S just enter full spaghetti mode.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 19:28:51 2014 No.8724890 File: 438 KB, 540x720, 1408728350549.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8720137 >what's that idiot doing in a woman's clothing store haha!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 19:35:29 2014 No.8724914 >>8722454 i wonder why there would be no stores outside of boston -.- ??? what do you expect go to the city fucker there's a guy at out barneys who does no poo and has sexy slp jeans

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 19:36:34 2014 No.8724917 >>8722618 you wont get that unless you're black see>>8722697

Anonymous Fri Aug 29 19:48:12 2014 No.8724953
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ok guys just to clear some stuff up, in the first picture i was intentionally doing the jayden smith girly face thing. i dont actually look like a girl.

you niggas gay as fuck

also i posted before in a haircut advice thread and no one commented on my gender, so you guys are probably trolling me but w/e

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 19:49:57 2014 No.8724964 >>8724953 You look like a pozz cuck

>>	Raf SS08 BAG Fri Aug 29 19:53:56 2014 No.8724983 >>8724953 >also i posted before in a haircut advice thread and no one commented on my gender, so you guys are probably trolling me but w/e moar

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 19:58:26 2014 No.8725005 >>8724953 THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELLY

>>	skinner Fri Aug 29 20:00:16 2014 No.8725015 >>8724953 stop posting now before its too late

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 20:08:45 2014 No.8725039 >>8720266 >aspie talking down to other aspies

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 20:11:36 2014 No.8725048 >>8724953 yeah they trolling a bit, but seriously though cut your nails they're fucking gross. u still a qt tho

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 20:12:55 2014 No.8725051 >>8724953 Stop posting before you turn into a meme lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 20:13:40 2014 No.8725056 >>8724953 It's the eyebrows m8 you look like a high school lesbian

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 20:14:20 2014 No.8725059 >>8724953 TOO BOLD

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 20:14:38 2014 No.8725063 >>8722061 jesus christ i just vomited in my own mouth. this can't be real. pls don't let this be real.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 20:18:07 2014 No.8725076 >>8722223 half black? Latino? some other minority stereotyped as a thug? tons of body mod?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 20:18:15 2014 No.8725077 >>8721276 i mire if your qt judge if you look like a faggot (its rarely the case tho bb) wear it with confidence.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 20:21:08 2014 No.8725090 >>8722430 they thought u steelin!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 20:31:03 2014 No.8725130 File: 5 KB, 314x160, penis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8722503 pic related ... you're a nigger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 20:32:56 2014 No.8725148 >Walk into clothing store >No other customers >Start looking around >Find out your in the womens section

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 20:33:51 2014 No.8725154 >>8725063 how dumb are you

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 20:35:49 2014 No.8725163 >>8725154 apparently not as smart as you

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 21:20:55 2014 No.8725339 >>8722061 what the fuck? Did i turn into summer?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:09:14 2014 No.8725483 >>8720469 get yourself fixed you faggot holy shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:10:34 2014 No.8725487 >>8720525 you gay as shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:11:46 2014 No.8725490 >>8724953 >i dont actually look like a girl. shhhhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you do it's okay you can still get surgery shhhhhhhh

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:15:08 2014 No.8725500 >>8724953 It's the face of /fa/ all over again. Pls trap

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:15:27 2014 No.8725501 >>8722449 >tool Only the biggest faggots on Earth use this word.

Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:22:39 2014 No.8725528
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>>8724953
I want you to grow out your hair and wear makeup and get breast implants and take testosterone blockers. And I want to fuck you roughly and hard while you squeek little bitch sounds of pain and lust and jerk yourself off right as I shoot cum into your boypussy then collapse to the floor and suck my dick clean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:25:22 2014 No.8725534 >>8721990 >green eyes >disgusting Kike or snownigger detected.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:26:36 2014 No.8725540 >>8721990 >green eyes >bad The only bad eye color is brown. Subhuman eyes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:27:47 2014 No.8725544 >>8722430 She want yo dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:37:03 2014 No.8725576 >>8725528 Degenerate leave.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:44:10 2014 No.8725593 >>8725540 Blue is pretty boring though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:44:45 2014 No.8725598 >>8724953 u swear this gonna stop any1 from wanting to fuck you just go on hormones already and submit to your fate

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:48:12 2014 No.8725606 >>8724953 >that 15 pound weight oh god make it stop

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 22:55:17 2014 No.8725624 File: 60 KB, 642x663, jewish agenda exposed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8725593 >approximately 5% of people worldwide have blue eyes >boring

Anonymous Fri Aug 29 23:00:11 2014 No.8725634

>apc store in nyc
>tiny
>only person in there except qt french cashier and some other employee who is in back
>go look at pants
>accidentally looking at girl pants
>"those are for girls, what're you looking for?"
>spaghetty
>find pants to try on while girl follows me around literally 100% of the time , waiting for me outside of fitting room
>didn't want to seem poor and just walk out w/o buying anything
>bought petit standards $240
>sweating

whatever, at least my pants are cool as hell

Anonymous Fri Aug 29 23:03:34 2014 No.8725649
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>>8719921
>walk in a store
>qt employee walks up "hello, is there anything I can help you with?"
>make stuttered guttural sound
>she stops and looks at me weird
>oh fuck oh fuck initiate recovery
>smile and quickly bring my hands up in some bullshit sing language so she thinks I'm mute
>she looks embarassed "oh, I'm so sorry!"
>fuck yes I'm in the clear
>wait what's she doing
>she starts doing rapid-fire actual sign language at me like she's goddamn naruto
>ABORT
>"bye"
>run out of store at lightspeed

it's been over two weeks and I still haven't gone back

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 23:04:43 2014 No.8725655 >>8724953 it's not gay if you wear a skirt

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 23:24:48 2014 No.8725722 File: 10 KB, 259x194, The scream.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >yfw shopping for something online and its sold out EVERYWHERE except the one place charging 200% for it

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 23:42:07 2014 No.8725774 >>8724953 >that weight >that wallpaper >that womanly physique wwwwww

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 23:50:06 2014 No.8725794 >>8724953 boy arent you just a twinky little twink that dumbells not gonna fool anybody man id suggest taking hormones, wich ones depend on you estrogen if you want to milk that girlish frame dry or test if youd rather not be so feminine

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 23:52:58 2014 No.8725809 >>8720469 >>8720122 i would become gay for you

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 23:57:23 2014 No.8725823 >>8720469 You're quite adorable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 29 23:59:07 2014 No.8725832 >>8725593 My betty has dirty blonde hair and green eyes and I have golden blond with blue. We're both of german decent. Stay true nigga.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 30 00:03:31 2014 No.8725842 >>8725634 >>8725649 seriously wtf

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 30 00:12:30 2014 No.8725868 >>8725606 What's wrong with 15lb weights? It's a good weight for static strength training. Like, hold a 15lb in each hand, lay down on your back, extend your arms above your head and then hold that weight about 2" off the ground.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 30 00:15:33 2014 No.8725873 >>8720978 >caring I just copped a fookin natty pair of womens pants yesterday, it's not like anyone can tell the difference

Anonymous Sat Aug 30 00:31:15 2014 No.8725897
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>Walk into UO because they sometimes have some decent stuff
>Two chicks standing by the door
>Oh boy here we go
>She says "Hello" really quietly
>"Oh, hey"
>A single meatball hits the floor
>Check out the men's section in the back of the store
>16 year old British tourists and dudes in snapbacks
>Shrug it off and look at their pitiful shoe selection that was literally two pairs of 574s and two 620s
>End up buying a Tycho album instead because shit it was like $5 cheaper than online
>Cashier calls me over
>Pay in cash
>She hands me some coins
>Drop the coins and the spaghetti floodgates open

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 30 00:37:22 2014 No.8725909 File: 24 KB, 1306x1162, Untitled(1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8720137 >Walking around the local mall and I see that Forever 21 has men's clothing now >This was their men's section

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 30 00:42:59 2014 No.8725931 >>8720469 This bitch is even prettier than chloe moretz

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 30 00:44:14 2014 No.8725938 >>8719921 >tfw it's a lingerie shop and you're a man

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 30 00:45:11 2014 No.8725943 >>8725649 You've toppled my keks

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 30 00:46:40 2014 No.8725946 >>8724953 Fucking girl thinking shes a guy. Show vagoo already

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 30 01:28:57 2014 No.8726051 >ITT: autism

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 30 01:33:18 2014 No.8726066 >>8720519 maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan this life right

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 30 01:35:35 2014 No.8726072 >>8720747 9/10 made me genuinely smile

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 30 01:44:45 2014 No.8726088 >>8722223 That is a waste of a face.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 30 02:22:51 2014 No.8726182 File: 24 KB, 420x281, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8726088 more like a waste of space

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 30 02:28:32 2014 No.8726193 >>8722472 I have actual asperger's syndrome and I'm not this much of a sperg.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 30 03:08:17 2014 No.8726295 >>8725649 my infinite shadow clone sides captcha: esburgu step this is somehow relevant

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 30 07:06:16 2014 No.8726773 >>8720747 I had exactly the same experience in the Paris RO shop without the refreshing warm beverages.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 30 07:14:45 2014 No.8726785 File: 47 KB, 200x196, 1360407722927.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Waiting outside the change room for my friend >A girl thinks I'm a manikin and touches my shirt

Anonymous Sat Aug 30 07:15:08 2014 No.8726786
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>>8720122
Don't listen to all these skinnyfat weaboos qt, you're gorgeous and should feel proud of the way you look, hell if I was half a qt I'd take as much advantage of it as I could. So stay safe baby girl and don't let no one tell you you're not beutiful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 30 07:16:25 2014 No.8726789 >>8722223 >walk out of a store without buying something >try to look normal as possible even though you aren't stealing anything

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 30 07:17:33 2014 No.8726793 File: 90 KB, 480x720, 1408617240172.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8726785 >girl thinks I'm a manikin

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 30 07:47:25 2014 No.8726860 >>8722223 no wonder with a face like that

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 30 07:48:27 2014 No.8726865 >>8722223 that ink is way too bold, man

Anonymous Sat Aug 30 07:53:59 2014 No.8726875

>>8719921
>>8720040
I work at a clothes store.

Whenever a really awkward looking person comes in, they always get full service. Do you need any help? You'll find the men's department over there, and currently we have a sale on blah blah. Oh, and don't hesitate to ask if you're wondering about something. :) It's of course important to check up on customers after a while as well.

I'm usually taller than them as well, which seems to add to the awkwardness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 30 09:00:27 2014 No.8727035 >>8725832 and I'm a slav with dark brown but blonde hair and grey-blue eyes and descent is spelled with an S.

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