/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.8716415]

/fa/, I mustache you a question.

Here's the thing. I have this dude's beard, almost exactly. The same colour, the same texture, the same growth pattern, almost the same density (he has a bit more density in the mustache region, I have a bit more in the lower lip and chin).

And just like this guy, I have a beard that is brown on the cheeks, neck and lower chin, but fades to blond on the upper chin and mustache.

And I strongly dislike it. So I'm wondering if there is any way to darken the blond bits to brown without further darkening the already brown areas?

Anybody have any ideas?

[Anonymous No.8716421]

>>8716415
eat a lot of chocolate and dont wipe your face

it will also help to calm down pms women

win win

[Anonymous No.8716425]

is that my baby keaton

[Anonymous No.8716434]

>>8716421

I actually do something sort of like this. When I sip my coffee, if a bit sops into my mustache, I intentionally don't wipe it for as long as possible in hopes that the staining qualities of the brew will help me out.

So far, nothing.

[Anonymous No.8716436]

>>8716425

Yes it is, and he's my beard twin.

[Anonymous No.8716442]

if you don't look like jon k just shave your beard off now. and in the process of doing so, slit your throat with straight razor.

[Anonymous No.8716448]

>>8716436
One of the more annoying thing about have a beard that coloured in this fashion is that in certain lighting, it basically looks invisible, like the mustache is part of your lip, leading to an amish beard appearance. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.8716462]

>>8716442

I actually look a lot like mr Henson here, except with a more athletic physique and less mopey.

[Anonymous No.8716467]

>>8716415
looks fine mate. don't stress it. beards aren't supposed to be perfect.

[Anonymous No.8716480]

>>8716467

I've learned to accept it, and even appreciate it sometimes, but if I'm really honest about it, it bugs me, especially in situations like this >>8716448

If I can do something about it, I would like to try it out.

[Anonymous No.8716518]

>>8716480
You'll notice that Keaton here has mastered the art of pulling down his bottom lip so as to keep his mustache from evaporating in poorly lit photos.

[Anonymous No.8716524]

>>8716518

I too, out of necessity, have mastered this technique.

[Anonymous No.8717143]

>>8716462
what does he put on his hair?

[Anonymous No.8717162]

>I mustache you a question.

This is how you know if a beard is a hipster beard or a legit beard.
Only hipsters would use this phrase.

[Anonymous No.8717499]

that grey turtleneck sweater... do want.

w2c in uk?

[Anonymous No.8718574]

>>8717162
I actually asked a beard related question on /fa/ a few years ago and my thread was ignored, some anon recommended I start out with a shitty pun or wordplay next time to grab peoples attention with it's shittyness.

[Anonymous No.8718575]

>>8717143
Something else I'd like to know.

[Anonymous No.8718577]

>>8718574
and you waited until now to bring it back

[Anonymous No.8718590]

cant think of a way besides hair dye
i'd just leave it, its your natural color, rock that shit

[Anonymous No.8718592]

>>8717499
Don't know, but this chap is from the UK, so it's probably possible.

[Anonymous No.8718605]

>>8718577
Well, it was a different beard question back then.

>>8718590
It seems like I'm probably going to just rock it. I may experiment with some hair dyes this October under the guise of 'doing it for my halloween costume' though.

[Anonymous No.8718806]

>>8718605
The more I post pictures of this guy, the more I realize we look shockingly alike and have similar taste in clothing, so this is the hungry skeleton fate that awaits me is I stop all physical activity and let my body wither.

[Anonymous No.8718814]

>>8718605
The more I post pictures of this guy, the more I realize we look shockingly alike and have similar taste in clothing, so this is the hungry skeleton fate that awaits me is I stop all physical activity and let my body wither.

[Anonymous No.8718898]

>>8718814
I'm mad jelly. If I where skinnier and had that kind of beard growth I'd rock that look.

[Anonymous No.8718972]

>>8718898
I'm moderatly /fit/ due to my hobbies and I fear being that skinny.

Mostly because I would hate to have to get all my clothing re-tailored.

[Anonymous No.8718990]

Why aren't you considering using hair dye, it seems like an obvious solution. Sure you'll have hard time choosing the right color and it will be a bit tricky to apply, but it'll work.

[Anonymous No.8718998]

>>8718990
Well, the thing is, I cant figure out a way to use dye to darken the blond without darkening the brown to an almost black hue.

[Anonymous No.8719072]

>>8718998
But why, all you have to do is apply hairdye only on your blond hair. You can use tinfoil or protective cream if you don't have a steady hand.

[Anonymous No.8719089]

>>8719072
Hmm, I'll look into it. Probably under the guise of costuming as mentioned here >>8718605

[Anonymous No.8719103]

>>8716415
Do you know how hair grows? It grows from the roots. What's happening is that with time and exposure your light beard grows out and darkens into that color.

Short answer: nothing you can do about it except dye it. I think it looks cool as is tbh

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