/fa/ feels

[Anonymous No.8687067]

>tfw cum stains on my favourite pair of raws

[Anonymous No.8687116]

>tfw semen stains on my mountain tops

[Anonymous No.8687125]

>>8687067
>cum stains on my favourite pair of raws
>tatted up like mc ride dropping bombs on these jabber jaws

[Anonymous No.8687129]

>tfw qt /fa/ boy dressed in all black asks me for a pen at a concert
>tfw didn't ask for his number
>tfw will never see him again

[Anonymous No.8687132]

>>8687125
What the fuck is wrong wih you?

[Anonymous No.8687141]

>>8687129
why the fuck would you need a pen at a concert

[Anonymous No.8687146]

>>8687141
autographs m8

[Anonymous No.8687166]

>>8687132
>What the fuck is wrong with you?
>mc anon stands out like bird shit on a black shoe

[Anonymous No.8687181]

>>8687125
>>8687166
>these sick rhymes
MOAR possibly on vocaroo pls

[Anonymous No.8687435]

>>8687067

>cum
>stains

pick one

[Samson No.8687453]

Tfw no matter how much you shave, what angle you shave, how many pass overs you do, how good your blade is, how good your handwork is

Grey out line still doesn't disappear

[Anonymous No.8687471]

>tfw had a sad cum, baby

[Anonymous No.8687536]

>Work at 5star bar/restaurant thing
>Work night crew
>full of 20 somethings and qts
>we all having party tomorrow night
>qts Tryna fucc
>fedora friends send me hate txts cuz I stopped kicking it
>life is marginally better since I dropped them
>ate this


Loving life right now

[Anonymous No.8687833]

>>8687067
>watching fight
>turns into full on brawl
>wearing nice clothes so pussy out and try to just watch
>guy gets knocked out, blood spatters (tiny) on my black/grey raws
>"lol anon were you in the brawl last night??"
>"yehahaaaaaa"

[Anonymous No.8687837]

>>8687141
He was clearly writing his number down for someone else

[Anonymous No.8687839]

>>8687453
Only us Aussie kings can know this feel

[Anonymous No.8687840]

>>8687536
I feel you bruh

[Anonymous No.8687843]

>>8687833
Get your shit together man

[Anonymous No.8687844]

>>8687067

how the fuck do you niggas get cum on your jeans

do you fuck bitches through the zipper hole?

do you jerk off and then just shoot all over your bedroom?

[Anonymous No.8687913]

>the feel when you will never be cool enough that somebody will want to make a fucking enormous statue of your chiseled body
>tfw you will never be able to give real or 25 foot rick a hug

[Anonymous No.8688137]

>be me
>finally menage to cop slp chelsea boots
>it is a preorder
>estimated shipping date is 30 september
>feel_bad.png
>tfw they ship the boots two days ago
>they should take 5 days to arrive
>tfw they arrive today, in just two days

[Anonymous No.8688220]

>>8687116
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

sweet communist daughter i'll take an aeroplane over the sea for you

[Anonymous No.8688227]

>>8687844
From sucking dick

[Anonymous No.8688441]

>>8687536

good that youre making moves but never forget where you came from and the people who shaped you

[Anonymous No.8688520]

>female friend spends the whole summer making plans w/you and flaking
>"oh anon i'm so sorry I've been cancelling on you, we'll def see each other before break ends :)"
>leaves for uni tomorrow morning
>still no word from her so I will probably never see her again
i'm so sad if I don't see her then ima buy more rick hopefully a pair of cargobaskets will make me forget about this =(

+ at least the other day I ended up fingering this girl which resulted in
>tfw precum on your raws
>tfw you notice cum on your cps and you are not sure how it got there
4got to ask for her number though whoops

[Anonymous No.8688544]

>>8688441
That's the problem with most fedora friends. It looks like they aint going anywhere so you feel like the best thing to do is drop em

[Anonymous No.8689824]

>tfw your raws smell of pussy juice

[Anonymous No.8689927]

>>8688544

This

Muh fedora crew use to smoke a bunch of weed and drink and just rant about highschool, even though we graduated in 2012. I couldn't take it anymore and they hate me for it.

[Anonymous No.8689948]

>>8689927
>>8688544
>>8688441
Graduated last year I'm gettin' those feels. I wanna chill with em but they're still doing the same shit over and over again.

[Anonymous No.8689970]

>>8687913
Real I don't know, but you could get a few friends together and make a chain hug around 25 foot rick

[Anonymous No.8689988]

>>8688137

[Anonymous No.8689992]

>>8689927
hahahaha
I graduated 2007 and the ocassional talk about something that happened in HS comes up here and there. People always remember their teens, whether good or bad.

[Anonymous No.8690021]

>>8689992

Its fine to remember but when that's all you talk about...it's irritating.