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Gonna kill myself if I lose my hair

Already a 5'8'' manlet

Asian

Fucking mom's brothers and dad are all thinning/balding

19 years old. God I hope I missed that fucking gene

Maybe before I kill myself I'll realize that the only solution is to shave and go to /fit/ and get swole

Or hop myself up on a bunch of pills

Say it isn't so /fa/. Am I going to lose my beautiful hair. Fuck I thought I was gonna have a life of effay undercuts

>> No.8642126

At least you're not a manlet

>> No.8642132

>>8642126
Ignore this post I missed the part you said you are a 5"8 manlet piece of trash

>> No.8642136

>>8642126
>>8642132

lol

>> No.8642148

>>8642126
kek

reading comprehension is effay

>> No.8642154

At least you're not Asian.

>> No.8642157

>>8642107
go Buddhist monk

>> No.8642167

>>8642157
just about the only choice

thing is none of my hair is thinning or falling out yet

but I'm afraid it will. maybe that's jinxing it.

shit

>> No.8642171

At least you are white

>> No.8642184

>>8642167
My mother's hair is thinning a bit on the top but it isn't too bad, and my dad's hairline has receded quite a bit. My hair is still really thick. In the same boat as you. I don't want to lose it.

>> No.8642187

>>8642167
fucked yourself m8

>> No.8642198

Lel, I'm 18 and my temples have receded quite a bit. I'm just hoping to maintain it to my twenties so fuck you. Luckily I'm not a manlet, I've got a good body and can grow a beard.

>> No.8642211

>>8642107

I wish my hair thinned out a bit, it's as thick as fuck. God forbid I get bedhead, because that shit is staying up unless I take a shower. Thing is when I take a shower my hair looks like a poofball.

I wish my hair always looked like it does after a day of no washing.

>> No.8642274

>>8642211
go fuck yourself you disgusting whore

>> No.8642286

>>8642211
Damn I know that feel

>> No.8642297

Enjoy er pingpong genes.

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8642306

>>8642126
>>8642132

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8642333

>28 yrs old
>head full of hair
>6'3

>> No.8642348

>>8642211
Use conditioner...

>> No.8642349

>>8642107

lel, being this autistic about hair.

I once saw a documentary about autism and one of the guys they were interviewing was freaking out about his bald spot. Hilarious.

>> No.8642358

>>8642107
>Maybe before I kill myself I'll realize that the only solution is to shave and go to /fit/ and get swole

this is the correct answer. my mom's brother was bald by 24, my older brother was bald by 23. I'm almost 21 and I'm starting to see the signs. your best bet is to go Vin diesel/ the rock mode

just embrace it. 5' 8" is easy mode for gains

you're gonna make it brah

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8642364

what a faggot
so this
be a badass

if i was asian i would rock this look and dont give a fuck

>> No.8642374

>>8642358
the stupid thing is that I haven't seen any of the signs yet, but now I'm getting all autistic about strands of hair that are supposed to fall out when you wash and condition your hair

My life was so simple up until the point I learned about hair genetics

>> No.8642497

>>8642374
seriously, just buzz it. do it today anon

I shaved on #1 for the first time on Monday and it feels so much better than obsessing about how visible my balding is. if /fa/ is any indication buzz cuts are back in anyways, you might as well

use it as a deadline. you only have a few years to attain swole-bald mode, so you NEED to use that time wisely.

go to /fit/, read the sticky. start eating at a caloric surplus. do lots of compound lifts at heavy weight three times/week. pick a beginner routine and stick to it

don't listen to the ham planets and the skeletons. don't lift for girls. lift for you

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>>8642374

>My life was so simple up until the point I learned about hair genetics

>> No.8642629

probably some shitty asian like cambodian or some shit