/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.8633374]

Why is blonde the worst hair color for male /fa/?
I can't choose any good style because my blonde hair makes me look like a faggot
The only way to deal with blonde hair is to get /fit/
Blonde hair general

[Anonymous No.8633387]

Dark haired > red haired > blonde haired
You automatically loose 0.5 point but you can still be /fa

[Anonymous No.8633400]

Even with black hair you would look like a faggot, faggot.

[Anonymous No.8633560]

>>8633387

Official colour rankings for natural hair colour on males:

Dark Brown
Medium Brown
Black
Light brown
Reddish/auburn
Dark blond
Light blond
Bright ginger orange

And then of course gray, white, salt/pepper are in their own category entirely.

[Anonymous No.8633580]

>>8633560
Pretty sure black hair is most effay m8

Most to least effay

Black
Dark brown
Medium brown
Auburn/Red
Bright orange
light brown
dark blond
light blond

[Anonymous No.8633581]

>>8633374

You can dye your hair
I'm blonde and doing it, looks natural and /fa/ as fuk
don't be a pussy

[Anonymous No.8633588]

>>8633580
I respectfully disagree.

[Anonymous No.8633598]

>>8633581
I really don't want to dye my hair
It seems like that would be a lot of money to keep up the dye

[Anonymous No.8633622]

>not being able to create your own color palettes to suit your skin tone and hair color
aryan master race qt >>8633572

[Anonymous No.8633634]

>>8633580
Black hair, pale-but-not-sickly skin and blue eyes is master race. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.8633638]

blonde hair, blonde eyebrows, blue eyes pale with some freckles master race reporting in

[Anonymous No.8633641]

>>8633634
these are not blue eyes, ya silly goose

[Anonymous No.8633680]

I'm Golden Blond and love it. But I do lift weights and I'm 6'2" and look pretty German. You look like a faggot because of your face and body not your hair.

[Anonymous No.8633792]

>>8633638
Lel master race maybe in your dreams, faggot

[Anonymous No.8633831]

>>8633374

>implying >implying >implying

My hair is black and I wish it was lighter. We all just want what we don't have.

However, the only ones who can actually complain are red haired men. Female redheads are hot as fuck but men, lel, they look so stupid.

[Anonymous No.8633834]

>>8633560
Official colour rankings for natural hair colour on everyone:

Dark Brown
Medium Brown
Black
Light brown
Reddish/auburn
Bright ginger orange
Dark blond
Light blond

And then of course gray, white, salt/pepper are in their own category entirely.

[Anonymous No.8633845]

>>8633834
Light brown
Dark blond
Blond
Brown
Ginger
Black

Swarth pls go.

[Anonymous No.8634290]

>tfw hair is medium brown-blonde on top depending on how much sun it gets
>very dark brown around the sides and back

beautiful two toned hair master race

[Anonymous No.8634316]

>great
v dark brown
v light blonde

>alright
black
medium brown

>pitiful
(natural) grey
red
light brown

>absolutely putrid
''dirty blonde''

[Anonymous No.8634340]

>>8634316
>tfw naturally dirty blonde
Shit sucks yo
I used to have light as fuck blonde hair but it has gotten darker over the years

[Anonymous No.8634346]

>>8633831
Red hair in general, is either gorgeous or ugly as shit, I think some men pull it off tho

[Anonymous No.8634414]

extremely blonde dude reporting in - if u are moderately attractive being super blonde is a good thing. makes u look different than 80% of every other 6 foot white male. only thing that sucks is it's hard to pull off the buzz. i look p bald right now not gonna lie

[Anonymous No.8634956]

>>8633634
someone needs to dye their roots :)

[Anonymous No.8634968]

>>8633374
qt blonde guys make my heart go doki doki

[Anonymous No.8635174]

what about strawberry blonde hair!

[Anonymous No.8635214]

>be blonde in southern europe
>only blonde kid in the class growing up
>get compliments left right and centre from moms, teachers and girls
>get compliments in high school too
>and in college
>'I really like your hair, do you use product?'
>'nah babe, I'm natty'
>guys mire my hair too
>brown haired older brother is jealous, uses camomile shampoo

You just like my brother, jealous that you didn't win the blondie lottery.

[Anonymous No.8635252]

>>8633680
/thread
>blonde hair is master race for a reason
>tfw german facial aesthetics

[Anonymous No.8635537]

>>8635174
Looks fucking shit, even on otherwise pretty grills

[Anonymous No.8635583]

>>8635174
HOLY shit dude do something with ur hair. that is godawful

[Anonymous No.8637168]

Guy with a dirty blonde hair here. Want some hair style that makes my babby face less obvious. Currently have an overgrown HY (bad idea). I think buzz looks good with only dark hair. Manbun would probably make me look feminine and can't grow a beard to balance it out. Please help me /fa/

[Anonymous No.8637173]

black and brown hair are common tier, why would you want them?

[Anonymous No.8637235]

>>8637168
Post face. It's actually way harder to give advice with a description than you think. There's no one rule that applies to one single group (in this case, baby faced dudes with dirty blonde hair)

[Anonymous No.8637249]

>>8637173
Cos most commoners don't know what to do with it and they waste the potential.

>>8633374
For blonde hair I think basically the only hope is growing it out long. I really can't think of any hairstyle that doesn't look inferior on blonde dudes apart from that. Which is weird cos master race and shit, idk when our perception changed.

For me the (male) power ranking is:
>Good ginger hair
>Thick/strong black hair and very dark brown hair
>Lighter brown hair and blonde hair
>Weak black hair and bad ginger hair
>Dirty blonde or half brown/half blonde hair (can in some cases be elevated to near top-tier but is very hard to do)

Bottom tier just fails so often. It's a real shame. It should be noted that the good ginger hair is very rare, maybe 10% of all gingers are in that top tier, so maybe the 2nd tier is true top tier because of how often it works.

Thoughts? We should actually create a generally agreed upon tier-list, it should stay relevant for at least 5-10 years.

[Anonymous No.8637259]

>>8637235

[Anonymous No.8637267]

>>8637259
That haircut isn't as bad as you made it sound tbh. The answer is grow it longer. Buzz wouldn't look as bad on you as it would on others, it'd actually make you look tougher, but it still woudn't look that great.

I think you'd look good with anything where the top/fringe is longer. Whether you want the sides to be long as well is up to you. But considering you have such fine hair, you may as well use that to your advantage and have as much of it as possible. Just my two cents, good luck xo

[Anonymous No.8637297]

>>8634316
>implying natural grey can't be effay af

[Anonymous No.8637339]

>>8633374
I'm doing this later today. I already have light blonde hair, so who knows how it will end up.

What do you guys think of obnoxious hair colors?

[Anonymous No.8637342]

>>8637267

Thanks a lot buddy, it's nice to hear that it isn't that bad in your opinion. I guess I'll let it grow and see where it goes from there. One problem is that it's really hard to style the hair. No matter what product I use the hair ends up flat like it is now. Currently trying if reducing shampoo usage could help with that.

[Anonymous No.8637370]

>>8637339
>tfw dirty blonde basic bitch hair
I've been doubting about having my hair dyed obnoxious turquoise or some shit. But Having that shit grow out would take forever.

[Anonymous No.8637373]

>>8637339
They're obnoxious and look shit

[Anonymous No.8637376]

>>8637339
I've personally always hated that colour and thought it just looks grimy but I've seen certain obnoxious hair colours done very well

[Anonymous No.8637383]

>>8637373
I think really pastel pink hair can look great on the right person, and some darker colors like a reddish auburn can work (that's not really obnoxious though), but that's about the extent. No greens blues or purples, not ever.

[Anonymous No.8638459]

>>8633374
go for that look that the Aryan kid had in that Gesaffelstein Pursuit music video

[Anonymous No.8638589]

>>8633374
blonde hair doesn't make you look like a faggot, you look like a faggot because you ARE a faggot

get a less autistic haircut and don't have a woman's face, then you're golden

[Anonymous No.8639053]

>blue eyes
>shoulder-length dark blonde hair
>scruff
But then i fuck it all up by having
>orange-ish beard
>brown chesthair
>thin skin, aka, IM FUCKING RED
>black pubes
>and then back to blonde leghair
Doesn't help that i'm a tall hungry skeleton either. Fuck this game.

[Anonymous No.8639147]

>>8633374
i wish i was blonde

when you travel around in northern/ne Europe you might stumble across ppl with hair so light it's almost white (saw it on a 7yr old kid and who i assumed was her sister, was kinda envious)

[Anonymous No.8639160]

>>8633374
I'll never understand why americucks have such weird tastes

>hate blonde hair on both guys and girls
>hate blue eyes
>love brownish orange skin
>hate whiteness
>think circumcised dick looks better
>'mixed kids are like, GOSH, soo beautif~~'

meanwhile in the real world
>http://www.marieclaire.com/world-reports/opinion/danish-sperm-donors
>http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/18-million-ugly-people-turned-away-over-two-weeks-as-beautifulpeoplecom-goes-global-69641767.html

[Anonymous No.8639318]

>>8634290
You got shaved sides and back with longer top, don't you ?
Your hair is darker on the shorter parts because it gets less time exposed to sun before being cut, you're not any kind of master race.

[Anonymous No.8639382]

>>8633634
that is not natural hair are you retarded?