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>tfw getting a boner in nike tech fleece sweatpants

how do i hide my boners? the bulge looks so fucking big in them tech fleece

>> No.8632964

>>8632961
>tfw micropenis
feels good i'll never have to deal with this

>> No.8632966

tuck into waistband

>> No.8632969

>>8632966
thats a good way to fracture it and make it have a bend

>> No.8632973

>>8632969
True I have a bend
>>8632964
It does feel good

>> No.8632979

finish puberty lol

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8632980

>>8632961
>Tfw i just bought the tech fleece pants.
>Tfw I have an 8.5 inch erect.

You can run but you can't hide

>> No.8632981

>>8632961
just rock it, who gives a fuck

>> No.8632990

tape it nerd

>> No.8632993

>>8632990
how2into Ladyboycore

>> No.8632997

beat it at least 3 times a day
wake and shake
lunch time beat sesh
presleep precum

>> No.8633013

>>8632961
why would you want to hide it?

it looks super alpha to rock a stiffy in sweats and not give any fucks

>> No.8633018

>>8632980

It's noticeable no matter what your dick size is you insecure cunt

>> No.8633039

>>8632980
If you have an 8 incher why do you care? Surely it's the 4 inch wonders who would want to hide.

Alternately, you could just wear briefs like a true patrician

>> No.8633089

>>8632961
>that weak jaw
>all that face fat
>double chin

Remind me again why she's one of the biggest models in the world?

>> No.8633093

>>8633089
She seems to be losing traction.

She'll be forgotten soon.

>> No.8633375

>>8633013
no just no

>> No.8633563

tiny dick mob

>> No.8633571

>>8632961
>not wearing briefs
>getting boners in public

you people are fucking children

>> No.8633579

>>8633089

She was practically born into it you know

>> No.8633586

>>8632961
>not having boner hiding appartus made from a tampon up your ass and the string tied round your dick

>> No.8633592

>>8633571
This, OP are you 12?

>> No.8633594

>>8633586
almost forgot about that lol

>> No.8633604
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8633604

>>8633586
oh god that thread was gold

>> No.8633643

>the glory that is being a grower, not a shower
>have 8" but never worry about this

>> No.8633655

>>8633643
This is a thread about hiding boners, retard, so stop exaggerating your penis size to look cool on the internet.

>> No.8633666

>>8633643
sounds like you have a neither
or do you just never get hard?

>> No.8633671

>>8633604
is that cara?

>> No.8633672

>>8633643
I'm a grower but I have huge balls as well.

Does not really help.

>> No.8633673

she gives me a "Boner"

>> No.8634024

>>8633671
No

>> No.8634458

>>8632961
try wearing le underwear you fucking redneck hippy

>> No.8634770

>>8632997
Do functional adults actually go at it this much?
Once a week is pushing it and that's in a dry spell, my nigga.

>> No.8634804

ITT: Literal dick measuring contest

>> No.8635033

>>8633013
because it can be considered public indecency

How would you feel if you were at the supermarket with your kids and the guy behind you on line has a tent pole sticking out of his pelvis.

>> No.8635123

>>8634770
I really hate the meme so don't think I'm using it here, your test levels are probably lower than they should be. I remember my mid-twenties' second wave of test hitting me I was as horny as when I was a teen and couldn't keep it down, had to fap 3-4 times a week but nah that nigga fapping 3x is just fucking week. lol

>> No.8635125

>not fapping all day but never cumming
>not holding your cum for months before busting it on a picture of emma watson and posting on /r9k/

>> No.8635332

>>8633604
got a link to archive of the thread? lol