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8624039 No.8624039[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

How to I keep my shirt tucked in?

>> No.8624045

>>8624039

Shirt stays/garters.

>> No.8624053

>>8624039
Tighter belt?
I dunno I have this problem too.

>> No.8624059

>>8624045
Is there a non-autistic alternative, though?

>> No.8624078

pls help a fellow autist, /fa.

>> No.8624084

>>8624059
>>8624078

> Is there a non-autistic alternative, though?

what does this even mean? He gave you a solution, if you want your problem to be solved just fucking get some shirt stays.

>> No.8624093
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8624093

>>8624084
>what does this even mean?
It means that pic related is the fedora for your legs. Don't tell me every person with a tucked in shirt is wearing these things.

>> No.8624109

>>8624093
>the fedora for your legs
Holy fuck, you are autistic, no one will see them, numbnuts.

>> No.8624117

>>8624093
>Fedora

You can see a fedora, mongoloid. The point of garters is purely functional, not visual. Fuck, man. Think.

>> No.8624120

>>8624093
Do you want a tucked shirt or not?

>> No.8624131

>>8624109
>>8624117
>>8624120
Despite my obvious autism, I actually do get laid and don't want these things to be the only thing stated at once my pants hit the ground.

>> No.8624134

>>8624093
Why the fuck would these exist if they weren't the most viable option.

Pleb.

>> No.8624139

>>8624131
I'm sure people would never lie on the internet

>> No.8624144

>>8624131
Oh here's how the conversation will go you spastic fuck.

"Oh wow are those shirt stays? No wonder your shirt looked so good. Now please let me out of here I'm begging you!"

>> No.8624150
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8624150

>>8624131

this fucking pleb

>> No.8624151

>>8624131
If anything, ANYTHING, she'll ask what they are for or maybe give a little chuckle.
But you're pretty alpha so that won't hurt your self esteem, right?

>> No.8624201

>>8624093

does anyone even have these?
post pics

>> No.8624359

>>8624093
does it keep your shirt down, or your socks up?

>> No.8624373

>>8624359

Both. It just relies on tension.

>> No.8624376

>>8624373
It's the most awful looking genius thing.

>> No.8624415

>>8624093
this is the first sign of hangman

>> No.8624421

>>8624093
This shit it ridiculous. You just get longer shirts OP, simple as that.

>> No.8624436

>>8624093
imagine if you were with a girl and she took off your pants to see this shit

>> No.8624440

>shirt stays
Just start wearing suspenders (proper button on ones), they make your pants drape better. Also higher rise pants and preferably with fishtail back, but unless bespoke they're pribably impossible to find except for casual. Old England sells them I think.

>> No.8624556
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8624556

Just use magnetuck shirt stays.

>> No.8624883

>>8624556

Do these actually work?

>> No.8624890

>>8624883
Of course they do, they are magnets

>> No.8624901

>>8624890

Fucking, but how do they work?

>> No.8624904

>>8624890
>they are magnets
how do they work?

>> No.8624920

>>8624901
Some quantum mechanics shit that really isn't well understood. Anybody who tells you they know how magnets work is full of shit

>> No.8624922
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8624922

>>8624131
you cuntfuck lmoa

>> No.8624925

>>8624556
>magnetuck shirt stays
>>8624883
>>8624890
>>8624901
>>8624904

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oam_yRFBxXk

>> No.8624945

>>8624131
Girls have a million unseen things they wear to keep things looking nice. Bandeaus, cami bras, and the like.

>Lol what's that
>They're to keep my shirt in place
>Oh ok well let's have some sex
>Ok

Crisis averted

>> No.8625032

>>8624436
Why would you take your pants off while leaving your socks and shoes on? Fuck, man. I've been laid wearing these, though admittedly I was wearing my dress uniform (US Army). You just take them off as you take off your shirt, and they come off with your socks. Very simple, and not noticeable.

>> No.8625041

>>8624201
>27
I had them ijn the marine corps

>> No.8625098

>>8624901
>>8624904
I understood that joke

>> No.8625103

>>8624925
I have to wear a shirt to work and I'll admit, this is very tempting

>> No.8625720

Most actual user reviews seem to indicate it doesn't work or hardly works.

>> No.8625782

>>8625720
I'd see it slipping since shirts are smooth. It needs a more grip-y material on the face, maybe a softer rubber.

>> No.8626282

>>8624039
1. Lose weight
2. Wear custom shirts
3. Wear your pants the way you're supposed to
4. Don't move

>>8624093
Not only does that shit fuck up your shirt if the clasp is even made well enough to allow grabbing of the fabric like that, but when you walk it'll show through your pant legs and look like you have triangle legs

>>8624556
>>8624925
"watch as I barely raise my arms because unless your shirt is made of corduroy it'll slip right through this shit"

>> No.8626756

>>8624093
what happens when you sit down?

>> No.8626766

>>8624436
When she asks what they're for you take them off and tie her up with them.

>> No.8627003

bump

>> No.8627021

Get a well fitting shirt or use the military tuck.

btw this is the reason I never tuck any of my shirts. It just doesn't obey when you are a moving human being and not a black mannequin. And to think how many men are running around with wrinkly, billowy shirts because tucking is supposedly neater than draping... god.

>> No.8627033

>>8627021
>I never tuck any of my shirts
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAA

>> No.8627858
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8627858

this fucking thread

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8627904

>>8626282
>Not only does that shit fuck up your shirt if the clasp is even made well enough to allow grabbing of the fabric like that, but when you walk it'll show through your pant legs and look like you have triangle legs
>doesn't know how to wear shirt stays

The right way to wear them is pic related.

>> No.8627914

>>8627033
post fit fgt

>> No.8627937
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8627937

>>8627904
Where exactly do you attach pic related on that thing, though?

>> No.8627949

>>8627937
In yo panty

>> No.8627953

>>8627937
>polymer

Not /fa/. Also, butthole. It's always the butthole.

>> No.8627970

>>8627904
Having to wear the uniform every Friday, I can attest to this.

>> No.8628022

>>8624093
>tfw i'd see business men cross their legs and their trouser leg would ride up revealing these, i used to think that these were to keep your socks pulled up

now it all makes sense

>> No.8628045

>>8628022
It does both.

>> No.8628055

>>8628022
there are sock garters as well.

>> No.8628173

I saw a thing on youtube a while ago where instead of this it used 2 powerful magnets. One inside your trousers on the shirt and the other inside the pocket. The idea being that they would attract through the fabric. Someone pointed out that they might come apart and you'd have to explain what the little magnet that fell out of your trouser leg was thooo

>> No.8628193

>>8628173
uhm did you read the thread? lol they have already been mentioned

>"hey anon what's that magnet?"
>"oh it's just something that keeps my shirt tucked in they are pretty convenient"
>"oh cool"
end of conversation

you nerds act like doing something in an unconventional way will get you ridiculed by everyone like wtf step outside your basement more lel

>> No.8628378

Ok... I'm a paramedic that has to wear a white button up uniform that has to be tucked in. The uniforms are pretty sharp. We are obviously moving constantly and in odd wear positions.

Solution to keeping shirt tucked in? Pants have a small rubbery line on the inside of the waist. The rubber holds the shirt so it doesn't slip out. Also the rubbery line can't be felt and obviously it's not noticeable because its on the inside. Even if you see them it just looks like part of the pants.

Problem? I don't know of other pants (other than BDU pants) that have this.

>> No.8628394

I literally crying with laughter at this whole thread

>> No.8628433

>>8628394
I've been having many lol's as well. I thought I should offer a helping hand.

>> No.8628519

>>8628193
>"oh cool"

lmao in what universe would someone reply with that

>> No.8628611

>>8627904
I was not aware of this and now I am. I am enlightened by your own intelligence.

>> No.8628740

>>8627904
Wait, are you serious? Am I being trolled or is this really some kind of fucked up genius idea one has to try before judging?

>> No.8628762

>>8628740
It's borderline chindogu, but it's really fucking useful.

>> No.8628807

>>8628762
Gotta try them out then. That might get me to tuck in my shirts more often.

>> No.8628885

>>8628762
do you know definition of chindogu ? because i already know and you are not using it properly

>> No.8628900

>>8628885
Inventions that seem practical but are too /awkward/ridiculous to actually use.

>> No.8628916

thread of the year

im gonna buy some of these an post a WAYWT

>> No.8628917

>>8627904
I'm in the military and a lot of people swear by these. It can fuck up your leg hair, however.

>> No.8628937

>>8628916
you're gonna buy stays or the magnet-thingies?

>> No.8628995

>>8624925
I'm thinking this would look weird as fuck in skinny pants

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8629060

>this entire thread

>> No.8629183
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8629183

what about this thing? is this a little less autist?

>> No.8629200

>>8629183
Then how do you keep your socks up?

>> No.8629210

Why don't they just make shirts extra long?

>> No.8629230

Why don't they make a sock-shirtstay-shirt onesie?

>> No.8629232

Why don't they just make more magnetucks?

>> No.8629236

>Be bored looking through closet
>find big, billowy t shirts in its depths
>get bored and try them on, feel like I'm wearing ponchos
>try tucking in shirts, doing the little military tuck as well
>hang out with friends, they find it weird at first but then compliment it
>go to thrift stores buying shirts a size up to tuck them in
>whole new world of possibilities opens

Feels good, man.

>> No.8629240

>>8629210
Some shirts are longer than other, mainly dress shirts.

>> No.8629280

>>8624925
there's no way those magnets are strong enough

>> No.8629284

>>8629280
yes there is, have you tried magnet from your hdd ?

>> No.8629294

>>8624093
I was at a military school and we had to wear those. Fucking horrible.

>> No.8629927

>>8629183
I dont see how the second one would work better than just tucking it into your pants

>> No.8629945

>>8629284
no because i'm not weird

>> No.8629957

>>8629200
kek

>> No.8629979

>>8629230
Underrated post

>> No.8630085

>>8624925

I was listening until 'earth magnets'

what the fuck, what planet does everyone else get their magnets from?

>> No.8630115

you're supposed to pinroll your shirts you god damned fucking retards

>> No.8630319

>>8630115
underrated post

>> No.8630446

>>8628022
those probably were for socks

>> No.8630482

>>8624039

Tucking into underwear slightly helps.

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8630774

>>8629200

>> No.8631709

>>8629200
you get sock tattoo

>> No.8631765

>>8629200
you give them monster and coffee.

>> No.8631772

>>8627858
mte

>> No.8631794

>>8630085
"earth magnets" are called neodymium by non retards.

>> No.8632244

>>8624093
>fedora
>autistic
sweet fucking fuck, stop using these words as universal pejoratives.

There is nothing remotely fedoracore about shirts stays. These terms are becoming meaningless.

stop.

no, I'm serious.

>> No.8632436

>>8630115
How do you pinroll a shirt?

>> No.8632471
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8632471

>>8630085
It's lazy for 'rare earth magnets' which are magnets that get their magnetism from rare earth metals instead of iron.

They're real.

>> No.8632491

>>8624925
>>8624925
That's kinda neat. Yeah, not perfect because if you lifted your arms all the way up it'd come untucked but that definitely seems like a good solution.

>> No.8632509

>>8624093
Where would I find these anyways? Fuck you guys, I'd wear 'em.

>> No.8632511

>>8631794
It's either called "rare earth magnets" (actually an umbrella term for neodymium and samarium based magnets) or "neodymium magnets".
"Earth magnets" is bullshit though.

>> No.8632525

Thank you 4chan, best laugh I've had in a while )

>> No.8632757

>>8624925
>dat cringeworthy video
>giving them a dime. ever.

>> No.8633029

>>8628917
yeah this. I wore them once for maybe five hours of walking and it hurt so fucking much by the time I took them off. Gave me a rash on the outside of my calves.
I wore the stirrup ones outside of socks that reached that high, and it was fine. I'm thinking of cutting off the leg of a pair of socks and wearing that on my calf whenever wearing these.

>>8629183
I've heard that smells like shit. they are not less autist, as shirt stays are not autistic

>> No.8633112

How the hell you you have problems keeping your socks up? My socks are up 24/7 like they pop viagra.

>> No.8634854

>>8632509

Men's Wearhouse has them for, like, 6-10 bucks.

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8634903

>>8629294
>When you don't secure it properly to your sock and it snaps up and hits your dick

>> No.8634969

>>8632471
fuck yeah science, bitch!

>> No.8634983

>>8626282

>fuck up your shirt

Oh no. Wrinkles. How will we ever survive wrinkles on shirt in only a few very small spots that nobody will see even when it's tucked in poorly?

>but when you walk it'll show through your pant legs

Yeah, if you're wearing leggings, maybe.

>> No.8634994

>>8634903
>tfw you have to pt because your SAI did a surprise inspection of uniforms and barracks and you weren't wearing shirtholders because they rubbed you raw earlier