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8606361 No.8606361 [Reply] [Original]

Did anyone get work done on themselves?

Was thinking about getting my nosebridge straightened so I'll look less like a jew. My mother has the perfect petite straight nose, I'll model my nose after hers. t-thanks dad

>> No.8606371
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I always made fun of this one girl for telling me she wanted a nose job. But after she got it, she literally jumped up 3 points. Now I am a believe. Although it does make it harder to detect crpyto juden

>> No.8606377

lmao, her new nose makes her jaw look gigantic

>> No.8606386

>>8606371
that first pic
disgusting

>> No.8606389

>>8606371
so from 3 to 6 then

>> No.8606393
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>>8606371

>> No.8606403

her natural nose was superior.

she looks average as fuck now.

>> No.8606408

>>8606361
Plastic surgery makes me so mad. Ugly dipshits trying to hide theor shit tier genetics.

If I found out that my gf had a surgery done I'd leave her ass in a heartbeat.
Just imagine how evil that shit is. You are expecting a kid, are pretty happy about it and for some reason your spawn has a weak jaw and a jew nose.

Wow thanks you sociopathic piece of shit using machiavellian tactics on me to get hold of my genetics.

Fuck just thinking about it makes me so mad. Only withholding that downs or some other genetic bullshit runs in your family is worse.

You probably can tell by my mad that I used to date a machiavellian bitch who kept genetic brain cancer as a secret. After learning her grandma had b.cancer and her mom gets tested regularly I left her.
Never planed on having children with her but you never know. Forgetting to take the pill, condoms not working etc.

Fuck me, I should just get a vasectomy, store some sperm and be done with this bullshit.

>> No.8606424

>>8606408
This is the age of technology

By the time you even have kids, cosmetic surgery will be commonplace and encouraged

>> No.8606425

>>8606408
I know brah. This girl who used to work at my previous agency looked pretty decent. Dated her for almost 8 months.

Turns out she has a slew of heart diseases and cancer running in the family. She heard from a co-worker that there is literally non, nothing, nada forms of conditions in my family besides slightly balding.

This has nothing to do with plastic surgery though but jeez. Cancer people stick to cancer people, please.

>> No.8606428
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>>8606424
>encouraged
It's already encouraged. (she's still qt though)

>> No.8606430

>>8606425
>Cancer people stick to cancer people, please.

This may sound cruel but it's the truth. Don't wanna lose my kid to cancer because my dipshit of a girlfriend didn't tell me about her genetic disease.
My ancestors did a great job by careful breading and keeping me 100% healthy. And some bitch ruins it for everyone. Wow

>> No.8606434

>>8606428
Raina a shit

>> No.8606436

>>8606434
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY WAIFU?!

>> No.8606439

>>8606436
Raina a shit. Literally worst girl in group

>> No.8606446

>>8606434
>>8606436
>>8606439
>>8606428

Seriously, fuck off

>> No.8606448

>>8606439
I don't like you. I hope you have an awful day.

>> No.8606454

>>8606408
>>8606425
>>8606430
am i late for the edgy eugenics fags circlejerk general?

>> No.8606459

>>8606448
Raina has an awful face

>> No.8606464

>>8606459
Meet me in /kpg/ faggot.
1 v 1 me

>> No.8606470

>>8606446
>crayonpop fans

>> No.8606478

>>8606454

Look at him. He used the word edgy. He automatically won the argument by making him appear more mature and down to earth.

Dude, nobody said they should die or something. But withholding crucial information regarding breeding is borderline sociopathic in my books. It's my sperm so it's my choice whom I share it with you fucking idiot.

>> No.8606491

What's going on in this thread

>> No.8606516

>>8606430
I've never thought about this before
u faggots r right for once
no illness runs in my family except thyroid problems which are treatable
I must preserve this

>> No.8606540

>>8606425
>>8606408
>>8606430
>>8606478

Oh god. You know that moment when somebody points out a flaw in something and you can't help but notice it every time from now on?
Shit never crossed my mind. My girlfriend has heart problems and lactose intolerant and some other minor issues like allergies.
I always thought it was cute that she's so fragile and I'm her protector (I know, I know) but now you kind of ruined her for me.

>> No.8606550

>>8606540
post pics

>> No.8606559

>>8606550
Of my girlfriend? Post pics of your mom and I post pics of my girlfriend.

>> No.8606565

>>8606559
My mother died when I was 5
She overdosed. My father doesnt keep pictures of her

>> No.8606570
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>>8606540
I know man, it's qt as fuck to care about her and help her. Be the man etc.

But you're ruining your kids though.
iktfb

>> No.8606575

>>8606565
I'm sorry to hear that man. Can't imagine losing my mom. She's awesome.
Is your dad at least cool?

>> No.8606583

>>8606565
Did she overdose on my dick?

>> No.8606585

>>8606575
No, he's a depressed alcoholic

>> No.8606598

>>8606585
Why is life so unfair? Brb calling my parents and tell them I love them.

>> No.8606710

>>8606430

I agree. I'm not even sure if I want to reproduce just because of my bad eyesight. Pretty good genetics other than that, and everyone in my family lives to see 90, but still. -7 in my left eye, -2.5 in my right.

>> No.8606864

>>8606710
In the future we can laser cure that shit

>> No.8606898

>>8606864
Yeah, you could just get your kids plastic surgery as well though.

>> No.8606903

i want a nose job and/or boob job
then again i don't plan on having kids anyway because of all the mental illness in my family
also i'd be a shitty mother

i probably wouldn't tell people i dated that i had any work done (and i wouldn't be dating someone interested in marriage/kids anyway)

>> No.8606940

>>8606903
you are a slave to your biological clock. Once Chad McHugedick comes around you'll crave his semen.
That's nature. You are not above it.

>> No.8606960

>>8606940
plenty of people don't have kids
i'm going to be one of them :^)
maybe i'll adopt one day when i'm 35+

>> No.8607242

>>8606361
I don't know. I have something for girls with big noses.

>>8606371
Looks like my definition of big was wrong.

>> No.8607249
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>>8606408
>Ugly dipshits trying to hide theor shit tier genetics
And then this happens.

>> No.8607264

>>8606464
what the hell is /kpg

>> No.8607274

>>8606903
unless your boobs are lopsided (which btw, isn't really a problem at the end of the day) please, please please don't get a boob job

you're ruining a natural, beautiful (well who knows but whatever) thing and replacing it with fucking balloons. they feel like shit and look like shit

>> No.8607278

>>8606408
post your perfect 10/10 face then, you sperg

>> No.8607335
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>>8607249
The parents don't look bad, the kids do though.

>> No.8607377

>>8607335
That's the fucking point moron, the parents looked just like the kids before they completely changed their faces.

>> No.8607382

>>8607335
its an anti plastic surgery ad or something

>> No.8607410

I want to get my nose, butt done and maybe a breast lift when I'm older

>> No.8607498

>>8607377
Isn't this the guy that after realising that there was no way he could have three ugly kids sued his wife successfully due to her having she lied about not having surgery.

>> No.8607523

>>8606371
>she will pass those nose genetics onto some unsuspecting man and claim it's not from her

>> No.8607524

>>8607498
no

>> No.8607791

>>8607249
He looks like an asian robert downey junior (the father)