So I'm sure this gets posted frequently but this is my first time on /fa/. What exactly is the problem with cargo shorts? Everyone on 4chan always associates them with the neckbeard/fedora type and I don't see why.

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Anonymous Tue Jul 22 20:16:18 2014 No.8532136 [DELETED]

So I'm sure this gets posted frequently but this is my first time on /fa/.

What exactly is the problem with cargo shorts? Everyone on 4chan always associates them with the neckbeard/fedora type and I don't see why.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 20:17:18 2014 No.8532144 Question: What do you plan on using those pockets for?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 20:18:19 2014 No.8532146 >>8532144 passport, sandwich

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 20:19:01 2014 No.8532151 >>8532136 Because the majority who wear them are neckbeards/fedora type. Secondly because shorts without pockets look better and have a better silhouette in fits.

Anonymous Tue Jul 22 20:21:15 2014 No.8532159
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>>8532144
99% of the time, nothing, but I like the way they look. This is probably an extreme example from the other end of the spectrum, but I would feel sort of ridiculous wearing shorts like these

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 20:27:52 2014 No.8532179 File: 157 KB, 1000x1276, chino shorts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8532159 Would you feel ridiculous wearing this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 20:31:22 2014 No.8532192 File: 806 KB, 320x180, 1405971517201.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8532179 pukes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 20:33:34 2014 No.8532197 File: 84 KB, 477x345, HankSpongebob.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8532179 Whats it like being a 45 year old dad?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 20:35:41 2014 No.8532206 >>8532192 >>8532197 Feel free to explain what is wrong with them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 20:37:49 2014 No.8532219 >>8532206 They are the physical embodiment of "I've given up and I need to pick Stacy from ballet at 5:30"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 20:38:45 2014 No.8532223 >>8532219 How so?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 20:40:09 2014 No.8532229 >>8532192 >>8532197 These are the type of people that browse /fa/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 20:40:54 2014 No.8532235 >>8532223 Christ, you dense my friend. Did you take grade 5 english? Read between the lines, I don't have enough crayons to explain it to you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 20:41:40 2014 No.8532243 >>8532179 OP here, no, I have shorts like this, I just don't see why cargo shorts are a bad alternative >>8532219 So...dadcore? Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 20:45:52 2014 No.8532261 I'm willing to bet you don't use those pockets, and even if you were, the shorts would get weighed down. Why add an unnecessary bulk of fabric on your legs? A lot of people also wear them baggy and oversized, they often end up looking like capris.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 20:46:09 2014 No.8532262 >>8532235 you are not doing a very good job at saying anything but "i don't like them cause they suck cause i don't like them"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 20:46:39 2014 No.8532265 File: 145 KB, 500x500, 10964396454_bc9ec8850b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't wear anything these type of people wear

Anonymous Tue Jul 22 20:47:23 2014 No.8532268

>>8532235

You have yet to explain why plain khaki chino shorts are "the physical embodiment of 'I've given up and I need to pick Stacy from ballet at 5:30"

Listen, if you don't have anything to say, and if you're just spouting out stuff for the sake of being contrarian, then stop wasting people's time by trying to get us to read in between your lines when their isn't anything of substance to be found in the first place.

>>8532243

There's just no practical need for them. As was stated, it isn't a good silhouette. And really, if you need to carry that much stuff around, a simple bag would suffice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 20:50:22 2014 No.8532284 >>8532159 I can see why people would't wear chubbies, but that's no excuse to wear cargo shorts

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 20:52:09 2014 No.8532294 >>8532265 those kids are alpha as fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 20:54:48 2014 No.8532307 >>8532294 They've got to be swimming in pussy

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 21:09:36 2014 No.8532359 >>8532136 >What exactly is the problem with cargo shorts? They're lame. They're frumpy, always too long and unnecessarily big because of the redundant pockets. They associate with neckbeards and dads because neckbeards and dads wear them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 21:12:41 2014 No.8532370 File: 208 KB, 619x1419, 41126M045006_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Go for something like this. https://www.ssense.com/men/product/rick_owens_drkshdw/black-jersey-sarouel-shorts/96378

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 21:19:14 2014 No.8532389 File: 1.45 MB, 326x256, 1405041465387.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8532179 Kil yourself

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 21:21:48 2014 No.8532396 >>8532136 It's an internet hivemind thing. Started a couple of years ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 21:22:29 2014 No.8532399 >>8532389 this is what /fa/ has come to recommending drop crotch shorts and hating on literally the most generic acceptable shorts in existence

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 21:23:29 2014 No.8532404 >>8532399 >hating on literally the most generic acceptable shorts in existence Hmmm I wonder why idiot besides them looking like shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 21:25:34 2014 No.8532408 >>8532404 Why do they look like shit? Because unless if you're a juggaloo, "shit" is a pretty strong word.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 21:27:23 2014 No.8532412 >>8532404 you are so mad about something you're so wrong about and all you can still say is "they look like shit" they are not fucking basketball shorts they aren't cargo shorts they aren't chubbies you are mad about bullshit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 21:29:46 2014 No.8532421 File: 81 KB, 640x640, 1403297869181.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8532412 >>8532408 >Bad taste samefag

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 21:32:48 2014 No.8532436 >>8532421 >"I can't possibly hope to refute their point. Better spam them with image macros!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 21:34:34 2014 No.8532446 File: 9 KB, 250x250, wc_hm_qk-products-500_1294907053-250x250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Get a black cargo kilt instead. Maybe dye it blacker than this, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 21:34:51 2014 No.8532447 File: 174 KB, 810x338, Screen Shot 18.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8532421 dude you're done log out

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 21:35:05 2014 No.8532448 >>8532436 >"I can't possibly hope to refute their point >Refute their point LMAO I feel bad for people with minds like yours. Life wasn't kind to you intellectually and mentally.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 21:36:32 2014 No.8532452 >>8532448 now_this_is_shitposting.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 21:37:25 2014 No.8532456 >>8532307 alphas dont live their lives by trying to impress women, so most likely yes

Anonymous Tue Jul 22 21:54:09 2014 No.8532503
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I had some cargo shorts from ON and I really liked them a lot. They're slightly above the knee and were comfy as fuck.
I spilled honey mustard on them and it has a pretty big, but subtle stain. I washed them twice but it will not come out.
What can I do to salvage it? I'd hate to throw it out.

Anyways, I think cargo skinnies would look good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 21:55:05 2014 No.8532509 >>8532144 Cargo short pockets are great for junk >Multi-tool >phone charger cable >Playset of Rageblood Shamans >Two receipts I need to throw out >loose change Do you people like, not use pockets or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 21:56:58 2014 No.8532520 >>8532509 I don't need extra pockets to carry extra stuff. That's what bags are for.

Anonymous Tue Jul 22 22:01:42 2014 No.8532539

Unless you're a dad who needs the extra pockets for tools or a kid 12 and under, no one should ever where them. They look like shit and are the embodiment of "I don't know how to dress myself well and I don't care to learn how."

Now what I wonder is do people find cargo shorts or jean shorts (not cut offs) to be worse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 22:05:43 2014 No.8532560 >>8532539 Can I have your name to screenshot this and post it when these pants/shorts inevitably become trendy on fa

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 22:08:36 2014 No.8532575 >>8532560 Hugh Janis. Fucking camo is becoming trendy again, I couldn't put it past people to bring cargo shorts back, even if it was for irony.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 22:09:08 2014 No.8532580 I really don't think anyone outside of /fa/ gives a shit about whether you wear cargo pants

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 22:11:31 2014 No.8532597 >>8532370 $450 for a men's sweatpant skirt

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 22:11:42 2014 No.8532599 >>8532503 days ago a guy posted a fit that included cargo skinnies and it looked fly as fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 22:13:11 2014 No.8532604 >>8532520 >carrying a bag everywhere I wasn't aware that purses for men had become a thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 22:14:43 2014 No.8532609 File: 1.04 MB, 1840x3264, space cargos 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8532599

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 22:21:13 2014 No.8532625 >>8532609 that one is shit i did not save pic but it was a guy with green cargos and boots

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 23:22:43 2014 No.8532853 cargo shorts and graphic t shirts are what my 45 year old dad wears. i love him but he dresses really poorly

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 23:24:14 2014 No.8532858 >>8532609 w2c pants tho?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 23:53:09 2014 No.8532972 File: 56 KB, 570x479, brown leather bag.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8532604 >purse

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 22 23:59:05 2014 No.8532992 >>8532604 for most males the best/easiest silhouette has more bulk in the torso than the legs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 00:05:55 2014 No.8533009 >>8532972 I bet you look like a fag carrying that thing around

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 01:35:51 2014 No.8533383 >>8532503 That looks terrible

Anonymous Wed Jul 23 03:48:06 2014 No.8533749

Cargo short supporter here.
I make good use of my pockets. I keep my wallet in the left side pocket because it's harder to pick-pocket, and no butt-bulge. In the right pocket, I usually have binoculars or something.
And don't tell me I don't need to carry binoculars everywhere, because I just used them today to look at some cool rocks.

Anonymous Wed Jul 23 04:26:35 2014 No.8533835
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>>8532580
I dont agree with this. Its not like a stranger is going to confront you about your pants but their in the same boat as crocs.

I like cargo pants. I have one pair. Only use them in the winter because they're lined and baggy. Not /fa/ at all but I can fit scarves and mitts in them if I dont have my backpack on me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 04:51:59 2014 No.8533902 >>8533835 Last time I was in a department store, not that long ago mind you, there was nothing but cargo shorts and board shorts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 05:06:11 2014 No.8533945 >>8533902 And there are stores dedicated to crocs as well. Nickleback still sells records. Public opinion portrays it like a joke yet its still popular.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 05:47:33 2014 No.8534075 How important is color with cargo shorts?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 06:44:51 2014 No.8534169 >>8532992 Yeah if you want to look like a fattass/woman

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 07:37:59 2014 No.8534317 >>8532604 >being this insecure about masculinity >not knowing what a manbag is people who actually have to do business and errands in real life have to carry a bag, everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 09:57:42 2014 No.8534699 >>8532446 This.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 09:59:00 2014 No.8534705 >>8534317 >being so insecure you have to call it 'manbag' instead of just 'bag'

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 10:03:31 2014 No.8534723 >>8534705 normally I wouldn't, but this faggot things bag is a straight synonym for ladies' purse.

Anonymous Wed Jul 23 10:25:39 2014 No.8534763

I like cargo shorts because theyre comfy/i like the length, but ive recently been transitioning over to shorts that are roughly the same length but just dont have those extra pockets on the bottom. I hardly ever used those pockets anyways because they would just swing around whenever i walked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 11:14:45 2014 No.8534883 >>8532509 >Playset of Rageblood Shamans My sides

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 11:17:56 2014 No.8534897 >>8534169 enjoy looking like you have child bearing hips in your cargos faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 11:20:30 2014 No.8534903 >>8534897 Enjoy looking 2014 as fuck in your skinny jeans you aspergers laden unstylish board cancer of a mark

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 12:44:43 2014 No.8535131 File: 463 KB, 2212x2400, standup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's wrong with shorts like this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 12:53:16 2014 No.8535165 >>8535131 >hurr too short >durr looks like a hipster >hurrdurr so gay

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 13:01:30 2014 No.8535193 >>8532144 keys, phone, wallet, notebook, a pen, and some random shit I might have to carry

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 13:05:47 2014 No.8535209 >>8533749 >he doesnt like the wallet bulge lmao come on

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 13:08:40 2014 No.8535218 File: 499 KB, 480x228, crylaughing.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8533749 Fucking quality post anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 13:11:08 2014 No.8535229 >>8534897 are you really this fucking dumb do you even know how silhouette works or is it your first day here

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 13:24:53 2014 No.8535267 File: 6 KB, 299x168, e1ea109b-8ec9-4f76-91f4-a1985e750.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8532509 >>Playset of Rageblood Shamans

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 13:32:50 2014 No.8535292 File: 803 KB, 1286x3135, Yvon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8535165 I like them with a shorter in-seam because they are easier to hike and bike in. I was just wondering what /fa/ thinks of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 13:35:51 2014 No.8535300 >>8535131 Awkwardly short, sillhouette looks bad Also why do people insist on wearing that type of shoe with shorts? Looks fucking awful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 13:38:57 2014 No.8535308 >>8535131 leg openings are too wide

>>	SWIGGITY SWAG WHATS IN THE BAG !vou5G2A3Q. Wed Jul 23 13:40:33 2014 No.8535314 >>8535165 nigga there is no content whatesoever in your post and you sound like a middle schooler with your hurrdurrs just because hes different doesnt make him gay or a hipster but it does make you a faggot loc

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 13:42:24 2014 No.8535325 >>8535308 Yeah, I agree they look better with bigger legs. I also like them because I'm a runner so I don't mind showing off my thighs :^)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 13:44:04 2014 No.8535330 >>8535314 it was satire you fucking autist

>>	SWIGGITY SWAG WHATS IN THE BAG !vou5G2A3Q. Wed Jul 23 13:59:04 2014 No.8535385 >>8535330 oh lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 14:10:32 2014 No.8535429 >>8533749 oh god.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 17:51:15 2014 No.8536268 >>8534317 >manbag my murse matches my meggings and manbun i also love to mansuck my manfriends manpenis

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 17:53:07 2014 No.8536276 >>8535131 too wide opening also looks stretched?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 17:54:36 2014 No.8536285 >>8532136 r u CIA?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 17:56:54 2014 No.8536297 I will be linking to this thread so hard when cargo shorts are trendy in a few years, and you will all deny hating them

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 18:29:21 2014 No.8536435 >>8532858 RLX space cargoes. they go on sale for around 60. worth the price

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 19:28:12 2014 No.8536654 File: 38 KB, 413x395, 1405804896808.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8536268 Fuckin shit nigga

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 23 19:30:42 2014 No.8536664 File: 496 KB, 1540x1888, hal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8532625 u mean deese???

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