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So I'm sure this gets posted frequently but this is my first time on /fa/.

What exactly is the problem with cargo shorts? Everyone on 4chan always associates them with the neckbeard/fedora type and I don't see why.

>> No.8532144

Question: What do you plan on using those pockets for?

>> No.8532146

>>8532144
passport, sandwich

>> No.8532151

>>8532136
Because the majority who wear them are neckbeards/fedora type. Secondly because shorts without pockets look better and have a better silhouette in fits.

>> No.8532159
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>>8532144
99% of the time, nothing, but I like the way they look. This is probably an extreme example from the other end of the spectrum, but I would feel sort of ridiculous wearing shorts like these

>> No.8532179
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>>8532159

Would you feel ridiculous wearing this?

>> No.8532192
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>>8532179
*pukes*

>> No.8532197
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>>8532179
Whats it like being a 45 year old dad?

>> No.8532206

>>8532192
>>8532197

Feel free to explain what is wrong with them.

>> No.8532219

>>8532206
They are the physical embodiment of "I've given up and I need to pick Stacy from ballet at 5:30"

>> No.8532223

>>8532219

How so?

>> No.8532229

>>8532192
>>8532197
These are the type of people that browse /fa/.

>> No.8532235

>>8532223
Christ, you dense my friend. Did you take grade 5 english? Read between the lines, I don't have enough crayons to explain it to you.

>> No.8532243

>>8532179
OP here, no, I have shorts like this, I just don't see why cargo shorts are a bad alternative

>>8532219
So...dadcore? Why?

>> No.8532261

I'm willing to bet you don't use those pockets, and even if you were, the shorts would get weighed down. Why add an unnecessary bulk of fabric on your legs? A lot of people also wear them baggy and oversized, they often end up looking like capris.

>> No.8532262

>>8532235
you are not doing a very good job at saying anything but "i don't like them cause they suck cause i don't like them"

>> No.8532265
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8532265

Don't wear anything these type of people wear

>> No.8532268

>>8532235

You have yet to explain why plain khaki chino shorts are "the physical embodiment of 'I've given up and I need to pick Stacy from ballet at 5:30"

Listen, if you don't have anything to say, and if you're just spouting out stuff for the sake of being contrarian, then stop wasting people's time by trying to get us to read in between your lines when their isn't anything of substance to be found in the first place.

>>8532243

There's just no practical need for them. As was stated, it isn't a good silhouette. And really, if you need to carry that much stuff around, a simple bag would suffice.

>> No.8532284

>>8532159
I can see why people would't wear chubbies, but that's no excuse to wear cargo shorts

>> No.8532294

>>8532265
those kids are alpha as fuck

>> No.8532307

>>8532294
They've got to be swimming in pussy

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>> No.8532359

>>8532136
>What exactly is the problem with cargo shorts?
They're lame. They're frumpy, always too long and unnecessarily big because of the redundant pockets.
They associate with neckbeards and dads because neckbeards and dads wear them.

>> No.8532370
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8532370

Go for something like this.

https://www.ssense.com/men/product/rick_owens_drkshdw/black-jersey-sarouel-shorts/96378

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>>8532179
Kil yourself

>> No.8532396

>>8532136
It's an internet hivemind thing. Started a couple of years ago.

>> No.8532399

>>8532389
this is what /fa/ has come to

recommending drop crotch shorts and hating on literally the most generic acceptable shorts in existence

>> No.8532404

>>8532399
>hating on literally the most generic acceptable shorts in existence
Hmmm I wonder why idiot
besides them looking like shit

>> No.8532408

>>8532404

Why do they look like shit?

Because unless if you're a juggaloo, "shit" is a pretty strong word.

>> No.8532412

>>8532404
you are so mad about something you're so wrong about and all you can still say is "they look like shit"

they are not fucking basketball shorts
they aren't cargo shorts
they aren't chubbies

you are mad about bullshit

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>>8532412
>>8532408
>Bad taste samefag

>> No.8532436

>>8532421

>"I can't possibly hope to refute their point. Better spam them with image macros!"

>> No.8532446
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8532446

Get a black cargo kilt instead. Maybe dye it blacker than this, though.

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>>8532421
dude you're done

log out

>> No.8532448

>>8532436
>"I can't possibly hope to refute their point
>Refute their point

LMAO I feel bad for people with minds like yours. Life wasn't kind to you intellectually and mentally.

>> No.8532452

>>8532448
now_this_is_shitposting.jpg

>> No.8532456

>>8532307
alphas dont live their lives by trying to impress women, so most likely yes

>> No.8532503
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8532503

I had some cargo shorts from ON and I really liked them a lot. They're slightly above the knee and were comfy as fuck.
I spilled honey mustard on them and it has a pretty big, but subtle stain. I washed them twice but it will not come out.
What can I do to salvage it? I'd hate to throw it out.

Anyways, I think cargo skinnies would look good.

>> No.8532509

>>8532144
Cargo short pockets are great for junk

>Multi-tool
>phone charger cable
>Playset of Rageblood Shamans
>Two receipts I need to throw out
>loose change

Do you people like, not use pockets or something?

>> No.8532520

>>8532509

I don't need extra pockets to carry extra stuff.

That's what bags are for.

>> No.8532539

Unless you're a dad who needs the extra pockets for tools or a kid 12 and under, no one should ever where them. They look like shit and are the embodiment of "I don't know how to dress myself well and I don't care to learn how."

Now what I wonder is do people find cargo shorts or jean shorts (not cut offs) to be worse.

>> No.8532560

>>8532539
Can I have your name to screenshot this and post it when these pants/shorts inevitably become trendy on fa

>> No.8532575

>>8532560
Hugh Janis.

Fucking camo is becoming trendy again, I couldn't put it past people to bring cargo shorts back, even if it was for irony.

>> No.8532580

I really don't think anyone outside of /fa/ gives a shit about whether you wear cargo pants

>> No.8532597

>>8532370
$450 for a men's sweatpant skirt

>> No.8532599

>>8532503
days ago a guy posted a fit that included cargo skinnies and it looked fly as fuck

>> No.8532604

>>8532520
>carrying a bag everywhere

I wasn't aware that purses for men had become a thing.

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>>8532599

>> No.8532625

>>8532609
that one is shit
i did not save pic but it was a guy with green cargos and boots

>> No.8532853

cargo shorts and graphic t shirts are what my 45 year old dad wears. i love him but he dresses really poorly

>> No.8532858

>>8532609

w2c pants tho?

>> No.8532972
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>>8532604

>purse

>> No.8532992

>>8532604
for most males the best/easiest silhouette has more bulk in the torso than the legs

>> No.8533009

>>8532972
I bet you look like a fag carrying that thing around

>> No.8533383

>>8532503
That looks terrible

>> No.8533749

Cargo short supporter here.
I make good use of my pockets. I keep my wallet in the left side pocket because it's harder to pick-pocket, and no butt-bulge. In the right pocket, I usually have binoculars or something.
And don't tell me I don't need to carry binoculars everywhere, because I just used them today to look at some cool rocks.

>> No.8533835
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>>8532580
I dont agree with this. Its not like a stranger is going to confront you about your pants but their in the same boat as crocs.

I like cargo pants. I have one pair. Only use them in the winter because they're lined and baggy. Not /fa/ at all but I can fit scarves and mitts in them if I dont have my backpack on me.

>> No.8533902

>>8533835
Last time I was in a department store, not that long ago mind you, there was nothing but cargo shorts and board shorts.

>> No.8533945

>>8533902
And there are stores dedicated to crocs as well.
Nickleback still sells records.
Public opinion portrays it like a joke yet its still popular.

>> No.8534075

How important is color with cargo shorts?

>> No.8534169

>>8532992
Yeah if you want to look like a fattass/woman

>> No.8534317

>>8532604
>being this insecure about masculinity
>not knowing what a manbag is

people who actually have to do business and errands in real life have to carry a bag, everywhere.

>> No.8534699

>>8532446
This.

>> No.8534705

>>8534317
>being so insecure you have to call it 'manbag' instead of just 'bag'

>> No.8534723

>>8534705
normally I wouldn't, but this faggot things bag is a straight synonym for ladies' purse.

>> No.8534763

I like cargo shorts because theyre comfy/i like the length, but ive recently been transitioning over to shorts that are roughly the same length but just dont have those extra pockets on the bottom. I hardly ever used those pockets anyways because they would just swing around whenever i walked.

>> No.8534883

>>8532509
>Playset of Rageblood Shamans
My sides

>> No.8534897

>>8534169
enjoy looking like you have child bearing hips in your cargos faggot

>> No.8534903

>>8534897
Enjoy looking 2014 as fuck in your skinny jeans you aspergers laden unstylish board cancer of a mark

>> No.8535131
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8535131

What's wrong with shorts like this?

>> No.8535165

>>8535131
>hurr too short
>durr looks like a hipster
>hurrdurr so gay

>> No.8535193

>>8532144
keys, phone, wallet, notebook, a pen, and some random shit I might have to carry

>> No.8535209

>>8533749
>he doesnt like the wallet bulge

lmao come on

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8535218

>>8533749
Fucking quality post anon

>> No.8535229

>>8534897
are you really this fucking dumb
do you even know how silhouette works or is it your first day here

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>>8532509

>>Playset of Rageblood Shamans

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>>8535165
I like them with a shorter in-seam because they are easier to hike and bike in. I was just wondering what /fa/ thinks of them.

>> No.8535300

>>8535131
Awkwardly short, sillhouette looks bad

Also why do people insist on wearing that type of shoe with shorts? Looks fucking awful.

>> No.8535308

>>8535131
leg openings are too wide

>> No.8535314

>>8535165
nigga there is no content whatesoever in your post and you sound like a middle schooler with your hurrdurrs

just because hes different doesnt make him gay or a hipster but it does make you a faggot loc

>> No.8535325

>>8535308
Yeah, I agree they look better with bigger legs. I also like them because I'm a runner so I don't mind showing off my thighs :^)

>> No.8535330

>>8535314
it was satire you fucking autist

>> No.8535385

>>8535330
oh lol

>> No.8535429

>>8533749
oh god.

>> No.8536268

>>8534317
>manbag
my murse matches my meggings and manbun
i also love to mansuck my manfriends manpenis

>> No.8536276

>>8535131
too wide
opening also looks stretched?

>> No.8536285

>>8532136

r u CIA?

>> No.8536297

I will be linking to this thread so hard when cargo shorts are trendy in a few years, and you will all deny hating them

>> No.8536435

>>8532858
RLX space cargoes. they go on sale for around 60. worth the price

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>>8536268
Fuckin shit nigga

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>>8532625
u mean deese???