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/fa/ secrets you would never tell your friends and/or family
>tfw hispanic and perm my hair every month

>> No.8418749

justified bump

>> No.8418785
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8418785

>> No.8418789

>>8418785
thank you bald-chan

>> No.8418796

>>8418785
he did it again

>> No.8418797

>only really care about how I look, don't give a shit about much else
>the main reason I'm always late is because I spend a long time in front of the mirror or switching outfits
>wear bb cream and bit of guy liner

>> No.8418800
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>>8418729
I want to get a perm so bad

>tfw perceived gender standards
>tfw flat lifeless hair

>> No.8418808

>>8418797
OP here, everyones a little narcissist here on /fa/.

>>8418800
nothing some American Crew product can take of. perms are a bitch and i still have to straighten my hair in order to make it perfect

>> No.8418814

>>8418785
Oh my fuck this is gold.

>> No.8418816

i don't think i'd ever tell anyone i had an /fa/ inspo folder, that's gotta be like p embarassing if someone finds out about it

>> No.8418818

I spend a lot of effort on my appearance because I'm pretty sure that if I wasn't attractive people would realize I'm dull and empty and stop wanting to be around me.

I also try hard not to look/act like a depressed cunt but a lot of people can still tell somehow

>> No.8418845

omelette du fromage

>> No.8418861

>>8418845
This ep scared me as a kid

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I-I have an inspo folder as well. God i love having my own computer

>> No.8419161

>>8418816
My friends found my inspo folder the other day, they definitely think I'm gay

>> No.8419172

>>8419161
>letting them on your computer

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>not making them use the guest account

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>>8419184
to>>8419154

>> No.8419198

>>8419184
to>>8419161

>> No.8419214

>>8418729
>>8418800
Wow, I would never ever recommend a perm, nor the wavy/curly or the straight perm unless it's fucking horse hair. It literally reconstructs your hair structure into a pile of fragile shit.

>> No.8419227

>>8419214
Someone literally made the connection between my hair and horse hair back in high school. it looks way better with a perm now and im not afraid of rain or humidity

>> No.8419231

I never wear shorts cuz my penis is small and im insecure about the lack of bulge

>> No.8419261

>>8419231
I don't wear shorts either but it's 'cause I'm as hairy as an orangutan.

Working on building some muscle. Once I at least have a 2-pack I'll wax/laser my whole body in the winter.

>> No.8419270

>>8419231

tch

i too refuse wear shorts b/c self conscious ((grill here))

It'd be pretty funny to say "because no bulge" and wait to see if they catch my drift if anyone ever asks why I'm wearing long pants in 100 degree weather.

Most likely won't ever have the chance to, though.

>> No.8419280

>>8419231
when i wear shorts i hike them up a little to make my butt more prominent

>> No.8419281

80% of my wardrobe is MMM. I often go out in full Margiela. Gets kinda awkward when friends ask "new top? What is it?" And I say the same thing every time.

For that reason I bought a Balmain tee. It's pretty inoffensive with the anchor pic... So now when they ask I can say something different.

>> No.8419307

>>8419281

Post fit

>> No.8419308

>>8419270
>a grill trying to be funny
that's not how it works, sweety

>> No.8419316

make up on ma face :^)

>> No.8419319

someone post this pic with that guy sitting in dark room on his bed, but it's newer one, it has mr, porter box too

>> No.8419320

> I've started judging the clothes of everyone who walks past me in the street
>glance at my reflection in every window I pass
>feel super vain and douchey but can't help it

>> No.8419327

>>8419154
you start a lot of threads

>> No.8419330

>>8419308
but i'm not trying to make you laugh

i'm trying to make me laugh

so that is exactly how that works

>> No.8419331

>>8419154
not in a bad way. like ty for getting the ball ready to roll for stuff like fuccboi gens and stuff

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>>8419319

>> No.8419344

>>8419270
lose some weight fatty and you wont have this problem anymore

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>>8419344
fuck off

>> No.8419380

>>8419335
this image just blows me away all the time.

Even the fucking message on the screen and the time on the clock


Just needs a pile of neglected school work on the desk to truly resonate with all the pieces of shit on here

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>> No.8419400

>>8419327
>>8419331
its usually not me. i mostly post hair threads and i think a couple of room inspos.

>> No.8419402

I haven't used shampoo for 9 months, only water
>Hey anon what do you use to wash your hair?
>Nothing
>Sorry?
>N-Nothing special, just a basic shampoo from a regular shop
Will they ever understand?

>> No.8419409

>>8419402
iktf. i only use conditioner and sometimes that 2 conditioners. one to leave in for 45 min. and a leave-in. its the only way to give some life to my dry hair

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>>8419154
hook me up with the one of pic related on the bus
aka 1390089898731.jpeg

>> No.8419449

>>8419320
me too
>mfw look into car reflection
>mfw someone is inside

>> No.8419491

>>8419154
> having my own computer

what are you 12

>> No.8419503

>>8419308
>tfw you will never have a gf that will make you laugh

>> No.8419517

>>8419335
how did he afford all that

>> No.8419522

>>8419517
trust fund

>> No.8419523

>>8419503
I know 1 genuinely funny girl, and shes fat as fuck. That's literally it though.

Then again I only know maybe a handful of genuinely funny guys, they're all quiet guys you'd never suspect were secretly hilarious.

Maybe poor social upbringing is the key to comedy

>> No.8419729

>>8419320
>>8419449
Get personally offended when someone wheres shitty clothes

>> No.8419741
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8419741

>people can probably see how hard I'm trying

>> No.8419749

>>8418861
why? i thought that ep was hilarious when i was a child

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8419826

>>8419424
delivered

>> No.8419835

>>8419491
gotta stop and appreciate the little things in life anon

>> No.8419866

>>8418729
>know that i'm attractive
>use it to manipulate people

It has made me very shallow and really question who I am, narcissism is a bitch

>> No.8420289

>>8419866
Same

There's a lack of diversity in the people around me as far as age goes.

I'm surrounded by other 14-18 year olds all day.

I can't shake the feeling that I'm better than everyone.

I feel like a god. I feel like a man over men.

>> No.8420295

>>8419826
inb4 baldchan

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8420298

>>8418729
hey OP check your fucking privilege

>> No.8420322

>>8419866
>>8420289
>know that i'm attractive
>I feel like a god

this is what people on /fa/ actually believe

>> No.8420401

>>8420322
Elliot Rodgers tier euphoria.

>> No.8420423

>>8418800
i have hair just like this and it's an annoying uncontrollable bitch irl

>you will never be straight thick hair master race

>> No.8420439

>>8419281
>caring what people think

Even in full MMM you manage to be a pleb.

>> No.8420445

>>8419523
>coolest girl friend gets upset when I refuse to fuck her
>chubby

So close. So close.

>> No.8420451

>>8419729
>always wake up in bad mood
>always disappointed by ever-improving fits that just make mood worse
>go outside and immediately see that everyone else looks like shit
>realize that most people literally don't even try
>day ruined because other people look bad
>go to sleep even more upset
>repeat indefinitely

>> No.8420464

>>8419231
gril here and tbh I don't ever notice that shit. wear shorts if you want to man.

>> No.8420518

>>8419382
lol

>> No.8420621

>>8418729
i browse /fa/

>> No.8421149

>>8418800
If your hair is really thick, it comes out really, really well. There is minimal frizz and it is easy as fuck to style.

Thin hair becomes a disaster and doesn't last half as long.

>> No.8421152

>>8418816
>>8419161
Friend found mine as well. Worse still it was right next to my /fit/ folder. I should really have hid them better.

>> No.8421159

>>8419320
>Been doing that since I was 10
>Only enjoyed it for the past 2 years.

>> No.8421286

>>8418729
>hispanic and perm my hair every month
nigga u puto

>> No.8421292

>i do no poo
>i feel superior to eeryone around except for well dressed people with a cold attitude
>i hate fat people
>i hate bad dressed people

people think i´m a nice guy

>> No.8421294

>>8418818
>people can still tell somehow
thats pretty creepy, i go trough that too

>> No.8421509

>>8419749
I dunno, I think it was his desperate helplessness at the end when his lab was going to self destruct. It disturbed me

>> No.8421531

I lie when my friends and family ask how much I spent on a piece

>> No.8421545

>>8421531
this
I can never tell my dad how much a piece cost me.

>> No.8421548

>>8419281
My goal is to have 80% MMM wardrobe....

>> No.8422236

>>8421149
but you have to straighten it to make it look god-tier. looks just passable otherwise

>> No.8423106

>>8421531
Same. My parents would be livid if they knew how much I really spend on clothes.

>> No.8423144

>>8418729
My shaft is kinda hairy. I have to shave it

>> No.8423150

>>8423144
iktf m8. if I had a dollar for every time ive nicked it while shaving...

>> No.8423160

>>8420451
Get a real hobby to distract your self from your shitty life anon

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8423193

>>8423106
>thats a nice shirt, anon, how much was it?
>oh ah it was on sale for like 20 bucks

>> No.8423422

>>8423144
Fucking this.
Mine is getting out of control.
I'm afraid to know how hairy I am gonna be at even 30 years old but at least people compliment my beard.

>> No.8423427

>>8423193
you are the reason plebs think more than $20 is too much

>> No.8423432

im fat

>> No.8423442

>>8423193
>Oh wow anon why are you so dressed up?
>wearing an oxford
God damnit

>> No.8423445

>>8418796
>again
Son, that picture is right damn old.

>> No.8423765

>>8421159
>lying to this board to convince yourself you're not just another bandwagon memeguy

>> No.8423842

>>8419320
iktf bro

i make a disgust face if i see something i dont like and people look at me and then i look at them like saying "fuck off u pleb bitch"