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Perfect

>> No.8389666
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8389666

Johnny Depp is a perfect example of looking good wearing absolutely anything just because he's so good looking...

>> No.8389673

>>8389666
Although recently his fits have become campy and ridiculous
Is that cause of old age or fashion?

>> No.8389703
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8389703

Prominent cheekbones only look good when young
When one gets towards old age they age more dramatically

>> No.8390003

people have told me i look like young depp

>> No.8390006

>>8389703
he actually still looks better than most old people

>> No.8390046

>>8390006
Im sure its all natural

>> No.8390287

>>8389666
>he's so good looking...
Hah! not anymore!

>> No.8390303

wait what?

>> No.8391876

>>8389673
He looks like he's trying to be an edgy 15 year old girl these days. Its because he's an impressionable faggot. He only looked good younger because he was on drugs all the time and had some swag thanks to that.

>> No.8391970
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>>8389600
That guy is really unappealing. He kinda is like Lachowski, only appeals to preteens and closet homosexuals.

Get someone like Lars Burmeister, Sean O'pry or Tyson Ballou, i you have to make such a faggy thread.

>> No.8391988

>>8391970
>Tyson Ballou
Major case of douchebag face.
>Sean O'pry
Looks too American
>Lars Burmeister
It's like if Matthew McConaughey has Michael Fassbender's personality?

>> No.8392001

>>8391988
>Sean O'pry
>Looks too American

I honestly thought he was Russian. The fucker is from freaking Georgia!

>> No.8392028

Such a shame what he's become, a balding greasy mess who hasn't played in a good film for ages.

>> No.8392039
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>>8391988
>Douchebag face
>Looks too American
>MatthewMcConaughey

All the things you described are attractive to women. Depp is just a pretty boy who happens to look like a woman. Weak jaw, feminine features.

Can you see Depp with a woman like this?

Yeah, me neither, I can just see him with boyish women like Vanessa Paradis, and gold diggers like that blonde hoe I forgot the name of.

>> No.8392048
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>>8392028

>balding

im not seeing it. its a recent pic of him. although the hair could be fake for all we know.

>> No.8392054

>>8392001
Here's what I think of when I think of a Russian face: Very narrow nose bridge expanding to a wider nose. Jawline that looks like it's on a straight horizontal line with the chin. Never smiling. Wide mouth. Big forehead.

>> No.8392057

My grandfather looked like Johnny Depp before Johnny Depp was even born.

So I suppose Johnny Depp looks like my grandfather.

>> No.8392067

>>8392039
I agree that I couldn't imagine Johnny Depp with a girl like that. A girl like that isn't really the goal, though. How about a girl more like Natalie Portman?

>> No.8392069

>>8392054
>Jawline that looks like it's on a straight horizontal line with the chin

Mind posting an example?

>> No.8392078

>>8392057
pics or it didn't happen

>> No.8392080

>>8392048
If he looks like this, it's fantastic. He's been dressing so fucking bad these last 10 years or so that it pains me to be aroused by him

>> No.8392083

>>8389600
Justin Bieber has ruined this facial expression for me.

>> No.8392084

>>8392078
I'm just joking around, though he did look like him in a few photos when he was in his twenties. The man was born in the 30's, not appealing to look at now. I don't have any photos with me, they're all at his house. I'll post them on here sometime when I have them, though.

>> No.8392086
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>>8392069
Might as well.

I'm really just thinking of an exaggeration of archetypal Russian features. Models in any country don't really look like that.

>> No.8392087

>>8392039
This is pump & dump skank-tier.

Depp could land a woman like that any time, any day, much like Leo lands super models. You're conflating looks with different personalities and interests.

>> No.8392094
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>>8392048
Interesting. He has had the same hairline for years.

>> No.8392101

>>8392087
I'd take her on dates. She seems nice enough. But I get what the other guy means, I can't see Johnny hitting on her. Imagine if he wasn't famous, she probably wouldn't pay him attention and would instead go root some Vin Diesel look-alike

Which explains Johnny's affinity for fedoras

>> No.8392144

>>8392101

Bro, it's just Depp's personality. You make it seem like being a roided up gorilla is the ultimate desirable goal. If he was interested in that type of women, he'd hit the gym hard, juice up and act douchey, but he's not interested in any of that so he's sticks to fedoras and sexy bisexual women because that's his shtick and it works for him.

>> No.8392178

>>8389600
Edelbrock manifolds LOL

>> No.8392279

>>8392178
Why LOL?

>> No.8393555

>>8392067
Nobody's checking out for Natalie Portman aside from that one tripfag and you.

>> No.8393564

>>8393555
>implying they didn't just drop their trip to post that

>> No.8393605

What's a typical german face for you?
>INB4 hitler

>> No.8393613
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>>8393605

>> No.8393619
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>>8393613
Also very typical

>> No.8393624
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>>8393605

>> No.8393629
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>>8393619

>> No.8393631

>>8393613
>>8393619
>>8393624
>>8393629

so basically, blond people?

>> No.8393640
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>>8393631
Not necessarily

>> No.8393644

Thanks.

>>8393631
There is no greater pain than being a german with black hair and light brown eyes..

>> No.8393651

>>8393644
eh, I have black hair and green eyes, shit's ok

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8393682

>>8393644
Huh, not really. Wrong era dude.

>> No.8394096

>>8393619
Schweiny looks quite british imo

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>> No.8395900

>>8393640
which one is the real raf?

>> No.8397176

I love him

>> No.8398474

>>8389703
who the fuck cares

>> No.8398480

>>8391970
>most famous models in the world being more attractive than an actor
wooooooooooooahhhh really?