/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.8351644]

What are some /fa/ ways to carry your shit?

[Anonymous No.8351655]

Webbing sets and cartridge pouches

[Anonymous No.8351673]

A woman

[Anonymous No.8351694]

coins and wallet -> right front pocket
keys -> left front pocket
phone -> back pocket

Everything else in backpack. was that so hard?

[Anonymous No.8351698]

>>8351644
a castrated male servant

[Anonymous No.8351700]

>>8351644
not that.

[Anonymous No.8351701]

>>8351694
You sit on your phone?

[Anonymous No.8351702]

>>8351694
Wallet=back pocket
Keys=front
Phone=front

[Anonymous No.8351705]

>>8351694
>Keys and coins: Right front pocket
>Phone, earbuds and other electronics that fit: Left front pocket
>Wallet: Right ass pocket
>Misc papers: Left ass pocket

Anything else is plebe-tier

[Anonymous No.8351711]

>>8351698
unique.

[Anonymous No.8351713]

>>8351705
>leaving your money in your ass pocket

thx m8

[Anonymous No.8351719]

>>8351694
>>8351701
>>8351705

if you're a girl with a nice ass you need to have your phone in your back pocket

[Anonymous No.8351721]

>>8351713
>implying I'm not usually wearing jackets that cover my ass pocket
>implying I have money
;-;

[Anonymous No.8351729]

>>8351713
if you don't wear trousers that are tight to your arse you aren't /fa/

[Anonymous No.8351738]

Book ---> Jacket pocket
Sandwich ---> Jacket pocket
Passport ---> Jacket Pocket

[Anonymous No.8351746]

>>8351644
thin card holder for your money, coins are not allowed, put it wherever you want

keys, 2 maximum, front right pocket

phone in your left front pocket

anything else goes in your jacket if it's not big or heavy enough to affect your fit, if it affects your fit then get an expensive bag or an expensive backpack

or put your shit in your girlfriends bag and enjoy having to search for it among all her shit for fucking minutes

[Anonymous No.8351758]

>>8351746
>then get an expensive bag or an expensive backpack
>coins are not allowed
>keys, 2 maximum, front right pocket
Wow, look at this fuccboi. Money=/=being /fa/

[Anonymous No.8351760]

>>8351701
nope. I take the phone out when I sit. I also wouldn't sit on my wallet, if I were to put it into the back pocket, it's just uncomfy.

[Anonymous No.8351763]

I carry my phone and my wallet in my front pockets, back pockets are reserved for flat things I don't want to lose like train tickets. Keys are either kept in my jacket or in one of my front pockets. If it's a five pocket then they go in the small one.

[Anonymous No.8351774]

phone - right front
tissue - left front
wallet - left back (coins are in a smaller pouch i keep in my backpack)
keys - right back or swap with tissue

[Anonymous No.8351778]

>>8351774
blowing your nose isn't /fa/

[Anonymous No.8351782]

>>8351758

>Money=/=being /fa/
>being this fucking stupid

yeah because nice things are given away in cheap stores thanks to nice designers and there is no correlation between a high price and legitimate quality and pleasing fabrics

nothing is free son

[Anonymous No.8351800]

>>8351673
>implying you faggots even have women
kekekekekek

[Anonymous No.8351806]

>>8351774
>tissue - left front
>tissue
>singular

what good is the single tissue for fagototot?

[Anonymous No.8351816]

>>8351644
pic related

[Anonymous No.8351828]

>>8351816

[Anonymous No.8351829]

>>8351782
Doesn't man you have to be a tool and carry no coins and only 2 keys.

[Anonymous No.8351833]

>>8351806
*fap fap fap*

[Anonymous No.8351854]

>>8351829

ever heard of a credit card? ever heard letting people keep the change? how many keys do you really need to keep in your pockets?

[Anonymous No.8351858]

>>8351738
nah, we shoe pockets now

[Anonymous No.8351863]

>>8351644
is that Lightning's sword holster?

[Anonymous No.8351869]

>>8351833
>shoots blanks
>only needs one tissue
yer i can see that

[Anonymous No.8351870]

>>8351854
ever heard of $1, €2 and £1 coins?
ever heard of $2, €2 and £2 coins?

if you're rich enough to throw literally hundred of dollars away every month just to keep your pockets light then good on you bro, but not all of us are about that life.

[Anonymous No.8351875]

>>8351854
my nigga,
I carry:
credit card,
50gbp note (if for some reason no credit card) phone
in-ear headphones
driving license

keys? just knock
If I have to pay with cash, I usually get smallest amount out, if coins left i try to buy random crap to get rid of change/or give to homeless/or tip/or throw in a fountain

[Anonymous No.8351881]

>>8351870
>literally hundred of dollars
in coins? nigga you joking

[Anonymous No.8351884]

>>8351881
>us only has paper money that matters
>other countries use coins with high denominations

different worlds

and on that note why is there a 1$ bill? how useless

[Anonymous No.8351887]

>>8351884
I'm in uk and if 2 pounds or 1 pounds coin accumulate then I just ask ro change; turn it into a 10 or 5 note

[Anonymous No.8351891]

>>8351694
no.
phone - front right
wallet - back right
keys - clipped to belt loop
earbuds (if you need them) - front left

[Anonymous No.8351901]

>>8351891
no you
phone - back pocket, antenna shown to cause cancer, further from your balls the better
rest is fine

[Anonymous No.8351907]

>>8351881
nigga the change from my morning coffee each month is $100 in itself

[Anonymous No.8351910]

>>8351901
>phone - back pocket, antenna shown to cause cancer, further from your balls the better
but then you'll get ass cancer
who's gonna wanna fuck your rotting, cancerous coit then?

[Anonymous No.8351917]

>>8351910
not likely, fat more durable than glands (testicules)

[Anonymous No.8351924]

>>8351907
how much do you spend on coffee per day, week, month?

[Anonymous No.8351931]

the only truly /fa/ way to carry your things is to have a servant who carries things for you

[Anonymous No.8351933]

>>8351917
>implying the fat cells won't mutate your cheekflesh into some horrible creature with its own face and a bad personality

small, pocketable cells are pretty new in the grand scheme of things

best be careful what you keep close to your skin for hours at a time

[Anonymous No.8351941]

>>8351933
>implying the fat cells won't mutate your cheekflesh

nigger do you even science? how do you get cell mutation? from damaged cell cloning mechanism. do fat cells divide? nupe. so no fat cancer.

but agreed, don't let you cell phone on your person 24/7

[Anonymous No.8351999]

>>8351870

if youre buying something that you're keeping then you can put the fucking coins in that

if youre buying something youre eating then be a fucking bro and tip

[Anonymous No.8352003]

>>8351999
>tipping

america, please. we don't do that here.

[Anonymous No.8352005]

>>8352003
ukfag here, I tip

[Anonymous No.8352010]

>>8352005
that's unfortunate.

[Anonymous No.8352021]

>>8352003

im from sweden and i do it just like many others

if you're going to be so serious about every little coin then maybe you shouldn't be spending your fucking money in the first place

[Anonymous No.8352173]

>>8351941
not even nerd
just autistic

[Anonymous No.8352186]

>>8352173
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[Anonymous No.8352190]

>>8352173
you're the fucking autistic cunt

deleting your post as well, fucking pussy cunt ass bitch

nigger

[Anonymous No.8352802]

front right - phone
front left - keys, earphones
wallet in jacket

[Anonymous No.8352829]

>1886
>not having a Sikh manservant to carry your belongings around
Do you even imperialism?

[Anonymous No.8352844]

Right pocket -> phone
left pocket -> iPod
Everything else like wallet, keys and pocketknife goes into pic related.

[Anonymous No.8352857]

Right pocket phone
left pocket inearphones, licence, notebook, gum

[Anonymous No.8352872]

>>8352186
>>8352190
top kek

[Anonymous No.8352889]

>>8351891
>clipped keys to belt loop
>hello mr janitor how are you

[Anonymous No.8352912]

>>8351673
Oh lord is that my fellow pole Madzia?

[Anonymous No.8352922]

>>8352844
>fanny pack
Do you wear those with your geocrocks?

[Anonymous No.8352923]

>>8351891
>clipped keys to pants loop
>hello mr janitor how are you

[Anonymous No.8352942]

>>8351721
>>8351729
Oh my sweet summer child

[Anonymous No.8353106]

>>8352844
>>8352922
i feel like a fanny pack could potentially be /fa/ if worn on the back or to the side and around were your belt would be

[Anonymous No.8353227]

>>8351713
>implying you will be able to find my back pocket through my rick layers