Help a /fa/ newb out.

[Anonymous No.8349581]

Hi, having a wonderfull day?
Come in and tell me how I can improve my level of swaggity or so to say Class.

(I know, I'm a horrible human being for using swag and class in the same sentence.)

So yea Post'n this in hopes of Hairy advice, clothing advice, etc.

Body type : Slim.

[Anonymous No.8349587]

Any health advices such as ways to improve a healthy skin or so to say drink water to shine bright like a diamond, is whalecum as well.

[Anonymous No.8349595]

Well you can start by buying some headwear, like a Trilby (those are easy to come by, but try to aim for the best ones with unique designs), and go buy cargo shorts (beige, not khaki or black)
If you can find a leather trenchcoat online (not at an army surplus store, that shit is overrated) go for it.
Otherwise, cool graphic tees or black shirts with flames are a must.

Footwear must not be overlooked: white socks only, possibly with some designs on them, worn under comfortable sandals, or black Reeboks if you can afford them.

Also, always ALWAYS wear shades

[Anonymous No.8349597]

Don't bother.
Just do something Louis C.K./Steve Jobs-esque.
Make it basic, and make it functional.

>>8349587
No dairy.

[Anonymous No.8349606]

>>8349595
Well, that sounds classy, original and kinda badass but how does the leather trenchcoat go well with sandals or the cargo shorts?

[Anonymous No.8349611]

>>8349597
gotta say, I know where you're trying to go with that, Steve jobs had Class.

I think a smart look would fit me, I like to behave like a arrogant smart ass sometimes.

Any hair suggestions? as you can tell it's pretty long right now, or is it?

[Anonymous No.8349618]

How about some Korean style hoody type of shit, I got them slim body like them Kpop guys, would their fashion wardrobe of casual and bit out of the ordinary not to flashy stuff fit me?

[Anonymous No.8349633]

i mean

you should start by READING THE FUCKING STICKY
its old but still valid

[positivity No.8349634]

>>8349606
that's what we here at /fa/ call a perfect combination. the jacket keeps you warm, but the shorts & sandals can cool you off!


>>8349611
my suggestion is to keep yr hair the way it is, and shave your facial hair BUT keep it growing on the neck. that way you can tell others that you dont listen to anyones rules!

gl man :)

[Anonymous No.8349635]

Troll thread; saged and hidden.

[Anonymous No.8349636]

>>8349606
really well actually

they're pretty much required to pull off the look

[Anonymous No.8349650]

>>8349633
Like all people I skip the manual so let me apologise for that and kindly go read that sticky.

Thx for the reminder.

[Anonymous No.8349658]

>>8349634
Thank you for reminding me the value of originality and that you have to give zero shits about others opinion

Might try that shaving method, got lousy facial hair anyway

[Anonymous No.8349693]

>>8349618
Of course

[Anonymous No.8349732]

>>8349595
I hope nobody actually thinks this would look good or have any upsides whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.8349752]

>>8349595
>tfw I wore black Reeboks for like 3 years in high school

Please don't tell me black reeboks are a fedora meme now

[Anonymous No.8349756]

>>8349732

[Anonymous No.8351767]

>>8349581
wow fucking kill yourself