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Old one at 300, feel w/ me /fa/

>At a party last night, end up at the club
>Catch the train home at 4am
>Petite 6/10 approaches my friends and I a few stations before my stop
>Say goodbye to the m8's, walk over the platform and start on the way home
>Hear clicking of payless tier heels on the pavement behind, turn around to see the chick from the train has followed me
>Invites me to her house
>Not being under fluorescent lighting bumps her up to 7/10, so I decide to go with her
>Get to her house, her housemates are all pulling cones in their underwear; and all their breasts have nipple piercings
>Feel my gaze drawn towards the battle station in the corner
>Shitty Compaq with an expensive looking webcam on the table, surrounded by a variety of dildos etc
>confuse.jpeg, I still don't connect the dots at this stage
>She invites me for a cigarette on the balcony
>Go out and smoke with her, start kissing
>Things get heated pretty fast
>Partway through fingerbanging her, she whispers in my ear; 'Do you know what MFC is?'
>I'm struggling to contain how wide the grin on my face is, trying to maintain composure
>I say no, I don't know
>Says her name on mfc is 420Kitten or some shit, and to contact her to go over tomorrow when she has a free house

Do you guys ever feel like you're operating from an outside perspective in your own life?
Been feeling too much like an anonymous observer doing weird shit just to amuse the inner monologue.

Anyone know this feel?

>> No.8288761

>>8288744

maybe afterwards, but not during the act

>> No.8288786

mfc?

>> No.8288796

>>8288744
>Anyone know this feel?

yeah, back when i was doing a lot of drugs, the space between would feel like that.

what's MFC?

>> No.8288797

>>8288744
lmao

>>8288786
Google it, camwhoring site
I think the full site name is word-filtered and an automatic ban

>> No.8288804

>>8288797

mildly fat chicks?

google isn't returning cam sites.

>> No.8288815

>>8288804
my
free
cams

>> No.8288820
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8288820

>mfw I don't get sluts falling onto my cock

>> No.8288822
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8288822

>Manlet.
>Can't get /fit because it will make me look shorter.
>Want to be /fit because I'm gay and other gays love buff guys.
>Can't wear long coats.
>Can't wear high tops.
>No comfy drapes for me.
>No fun allowed
>All fun things make me look shorter.

>> No.8288830
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8288830

>>8288820

>> No.8288831

>>8288744

sounds like a slut mate

>> No.8288835

>>8288830
Uhh the problem is I have a girlfriend and don't really fancy cheating on her. I can still look at other girls, right?

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8288838

>>8288830

>> No.8288852
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8288852

>>8288831
Too right.
>mfw she delivered the spiel about how she's not a slut, everyone deserves love etc assuming I didnt know what mfc was

>> No.8288858

>>8288852

If you could get paid to wave your dick around on cam and masturbate you would.

we're all sluts. Some of us just don't have the right parts.

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8288860

does anyone else get flustered when a cute boy talks to them
he touched me too
no homo but

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8288890

>>8288852
>tfw everyone deserves love

>> No.8288898

>>8288860
dude when you gonna accept that youre bi so i can take that qt ass out ;-)

>> No.8288900
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8288900

>grail sneakers listed on ebay first time in like 6 months
>once again wrong size
>tfw excitement followed by immediate disappointment


some babyfoot cop these
http://www.ebay.com/itm/ANN-DEMEULEMEESTER-Peach-Beige-Suede-Sneakers-/131201013087?pt=US_Men_s_Shoes&hash=item1e8c30955f

>> No.8288924

>>8288830
That lower lip looks like hemorrhoid, fucking disgusting.

>> No.8288967

>>8288822
Same here. I wear black velcros with black pants and I don't think they make me look much or any shorter. They're uncomfortable to walk though while they have 1 inch heel and high top restricts the movement of my short leg too much.
I feel the no fun things allowed feel. Buying any piece of clothing means hours and hours of research only to find out the piece is too fucking long for me.

>> No.8288993

I never feel connected to myself, I live entirely in my head, even when Im talking to people Im just thinking about other shit and judging the conversation from a 3rd person perspective

I dont know what anyone actually thinks about me because Im too preoccupied thinking about what they actually think of me instead of experiencing it. Everything feels like a dream state, and even in my dreams the experiences are so realistic its like going from one reality to another when sleeping, I often confuse things that actually happened and things that only happened in my dreams. a few times I've almost commented to a friend or family member about something that only happened in a dream, but I've caught myself every time so far.

I went to a concert a couple days ago and recognized one of you fucks there but didn't say anything because I was too busy thinking about my surroundings, judging everyone around me, judging myself, and feeling pretty disconnected with reality. In a couple months Ill forget the experience and have trouble remembering that it actually happened.

>> No.8289053

>>8288993
miserable piece of shit

>> No.8289058
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8289058

>tfw skinny /fa/ twink
>all i want is a strng masculine bf
>all disgusted by me
>only get attention from other effeminate weirdos
>still a virgaaaaan despite being the perfect gentlemen
>fuck this gay earth

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8289066

>>8288898
honestly I think it would be cool to be gay b/c I'm twinky af and also boys rule girls drool

>> No.8289070

>>8289058

well, if you're not a total moron it shouldn't be a problem.

And comeon, it's not like lifting a little will kill you.

>> No.8289079

>Scared I can't get a job after I graduate
>tfw when no money to be /fa/
>tfw I can't be /fa/ cause I'm only 5'7
>tfw no gf
>I'm so lonely

A-At least I'm not fat right?

>> No.8289080

>>8289066
>omg i wish i was gay haha gay guys have all the fun xD

>> No.8289087

>>8289080
I didn't say I wish I was gay u shitter

>> No.8289093

>>8289087
>shitter

/lolg/ pls go

>> No.8289097

>>8288993
You need to get more sleep bro

>> No.8289110

OP are you heading back over?

>> No.8289113
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8289113

What's the point of having all these clothes if you never get the chance to wear them because you never go anywhere?

Also
>tfw no clothes fit because you're too skinny

>> No.8289126

its funny to see these threads because its called "/fa/ feels", however its more "talk about your (shitty) life"

>> No.8289130

>tfw my ribs are so visible and good looking currently
>tfw hungry
>tfw dont want to eat because I feel like i'll ruin the skinniness

>> No.8289140

>>8288822
>manlet
>gay
>can't get fit

>>8288967
>Same here.

Only on 4chan

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8289143

>>8289070
but i like the way i look... there isn't anything wrong with the way i look.... it's just finding the right guy who's into me. it is mostly that i live in a tiny tiny tiny town so the pickings r slim & they're all gross anyway. anyone who shows interest in me i reject them bc they're gross. i don't want to have sex with ugy people >:+ sometimes i'll try and use a dating website lol and some perfect guy in scotland or france or whatever will message me but fuck that i'm just going to stay in my room and smoke weed and listen to music everything is ok that way

>> No.8289148

>>8288993

extreme overthinking lol

I know what you are talking about dude. I don't know if you are trolling but i can relate myself to your story. I mean it's not that extreme, i can see the difference between dream and reality but it's true that sometimes i feel like i'm dreaming. I know i'm not though.. Very strange sensation.

It scares me, i feel like a freak. I may know why we have this though. Are you always on the internet ? I think it's a side effect when you are a no life.

>> No.8289153

>>8289126
I have these feels while dressed in rick owens

>> No.8289158

>>8288993
maybe you're not actually self-concious that much of the time, obviously though you're only aware of your self awareness when youre being self aware......so just relax...the more you worry about it the more of a problem its going to become...

>> No.8289159

>>8288860
Yung Rust

>> No.8289170

>>8288860
I talk to myself all the time and never been flustered even once.

>> No.8289171

>>8289148
It's called derealization/depersonalization I've had since 2011 and it happens a few times a month. Look it up and learn to control it.

>> No.8289185

>>8289113
Ik this feel
>Bought around 1.5k worth of clothing three days ago
>left the house 3 times in the last two weeks

>> No.8289189
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8289189

>be fat, depressed and hate myself
>get in shape, still depressed and hate myself
>dress well, still depressed and hate myself
>get friends, still depressed and hate myself
>get a gf, still depressed and hate myself
>get into, college still depressed
>get a job, still depressed and hate myself
>still feel like a failure
>none of the improvements I make in my life make me any happier

>> No.8289210

>be at mall
>never had shoes polished
>find the booth
>30 something staring off into nothing
>starts polishing my shoes
>Can see he's getting angry and more depressed
>avoid eye contact cuz he's mumbling to himself
>done
>polish was 5, gave him 10
>stares at his hand for a long time
>meekly whimpers thank you

The Fucking weirdest moment of my life.

>> No.8289215

>>8289189
"happiness" does not exist.
it is self-delusion.

>> No.8289219

>>8289171

Yes, i was thinking of this, but i'm not sure it's that. I read the wiki page but i want to know WHY i may have this. Do you know why do you have depersonalization ? I was depressed, i think it's related, but i'm not depressed anymore.

Also, what can i do to stop this ? There is some kind of medication ? (Sorry for my english)

>> No.8289227

>>8289189
>did something for myself
still not happy
>did something for myself
still not happy
>did something else for myself
still not happy

do u see where u may be going wrong

>> No.8289238

>>8288830

>tfw real human bean

>> No.8289255

>>8289219
I don't even know why I have it but there are some pretty good videos on YouTube.

>> No.8289262

>>8289189
i think once you see life through that lens it's hard to return to normality. the only thing that works for me really is just to realize how much none of it matters. just stop caring... depression is merely a state of mind. it's just an inconvenience to dwell on things. be constructive. just do whatever works. obv were all only human and things still affect us but this is what i try to do

>> No.8289266

>Skinny as fuck
>Life would be improved so much if I bulked a bit
>If I do that, all of my expensive XS clothes won't fit and I'll have to buy new designer shit all over again

>> No.8289279

>>8288744
destroy her pussy on camera you faggot

>> No.8289280

>just now
>shaving head
>finish up but decide to go down another couple of mm
>cleaning inside of clippers
>go to make another pass
>forgot to put guard back on
>shave off a chunk of hair

I'm surprised how blase I feel about this idk getting all defensive or anxious about it will just draw attention I'm going to rock it go for that institutionalized look a/w14

>> No.8289291

>>8289266
>chubb as fuck
>Life would be improved so much if I slimmed a bit
>cant buy any expensive clothes till slim cause they might not fit

>> No.8289337

>>8289148
I am always on the internet, but I've taken breaks before and the same thing happens, and it might just be a correlation, not the cause, I mean if you're always disconnected it makes it unenjoyable to do anything else but than to be alone

>>8289158
It's not really stressful and I try to not see it as a problem but just part of my personality, but its pretty hard when it has a lot of negative implications and is making me a generally shitty person. I stop being totally self aware with drugs or sleep deprivation, its like getting away from myself, but it makes me feel empty since Im so used to the self-awareness being a part of my personality (even though no one else would know that Im being self aware unless I told them, which means I wouldn't be showing any of my personality to them(wait isn't this being too self aware, shit))

>> No.8289341

>>8289227
Yourself is what makes you happy. I've done stuff for other people my entire life and it hasn't changed anything either.

Charity, donations, taking care of my dying father, taking gf out to great places, making home cooked meals for my mom, ect.

The only time I feel properly happy is when I'm drunk and being an alcoholic isn't on my to do list.

>>8289262
That's basically where I'm at at this point, acceptance. I'll be numb for the rest of my life I guess. Maybe if I have a kid or something that will warm my heart, but that's at least a decade away. Assuming I don't seriously fuck up my life.

>> No.8289347
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8289347

>feel lonely
>want a gf
>get a gf
>remember i'm completely terrified of trusting someone
>break up/self destruct
>feel lonely
>want a gf
>get a gf
>remember i'm completely terrified of trusting someone
>break up/self destruct

fuck

>> No.8289355

>>8289341
yeah being sober does kind of suck shame i have hellish mental hangovers

>> No.8289399

>>8289189
try drugs/antidepressants, if that didn't work I'd personally an hero. I enjoy being happy

>> No.8289404

>>8288744
I've got lots of muscular friends but I feel they don't respect me fully because I'm skinny. Don't want to bulk up too much though

>> No.8289417

>>8289399
>I enjoy being happy
wow, fucking really?

>> No.8289440

>>8288744
It's funny because the top MFC girl is grossing 30k average monthly from a deeply seated loyal fan base. What's even better is that she is the antithesis of the website, she doesnt perform nude. She entertains with party games.

>> No.8289484

>still stuck on that one gf a long time ago
>im more effay now though

>> No.8289486

>>8289210
lmao

>> No.8289494

>TFW indifferent about girls and gfs in general

I'm handsome enough to get one if I really wanted to, but I don't feel a strong enough connection to anyone and I don't even know what I'd do if I had one. sex seems so shallow to have. so I do nothing.

>> No.8289502

>>8289399
i don't enjoy being 'happy'. Im then overcome with a crippling fear of something terrible happening and no longer being happy. Im trying to curb it. Honestly though atm i think i prefer having things to worry about

>> No.8289507

>>8289494
sounds like you're depressed

>> No.8289529

>>8288993
You have neurosis, get diagnosed before it gets worse (or not if you don't live in London, i don't give a shit who else you end up killing)

>> No.8289557

>>8289494
>tfw virgin
>tfw the idea of sex seems so alien that you can't ever imagine yourself having it

>> No.8289561
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8289561

>being 23
>having that childish face


>mom green eyes
>dad blue
>slavic masterrace
>miss the lottery with that 1\16 jewish gene

>tfw manlet

>> No.8289577

>>8289557
iktf

>can only imagine yourself cuddling with a girl, not having sex
>it's not even you that you're imaging cuddling the girl

fuck

>> No.8289590

>>8288835
You should discuss that with your gf.

>> No.8289606

>>8289557
tfw

can't see why anyone would ever want me, I mean I'm okay but the whole world, shit even just my fucking classroom, is full of better people

>> No.8289608
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8289608

>endorse a "fuck this shit" attitude throughout highschool, don't go to tests to impress girls and do stupid shit
>10 years later, all of my friends are getting their masters degree/phd or are working great jobs
>I am a cashier
>all of my colleagues are borderline mentally damaged 50 something years old with nothing going for them
>I actually had a "base" intelligence stronger than my peers, I had more potential but I just decided to fuck it up for idiotic reasons
>It's too late for me to do anything, I'm almost 30
>doomed to live a miserable life because of stupid choices I made as a 16 year old influenced by some slutty girls

Completely serious, should I just end this /fa/? Is my existence going to ever stop being so miserable?

>> No.8289610

>>8289189
probably because you have not excelled in anything (i.e. no hobbies) and your just at that mediocre level of being fit, fashionable, intelligent, or financially supported. Thats why you feel unfulfilled.
You may or may not also be the type of person that needs to get out of his comfort zone and try new things on the regular, even travel across the world.

>> No.8289614

>>8289608
It's never too late. Plenty of people study at age 30 and start great careers.

>>8289606
With that attitude nobody will want you. Fake confidence until you get some.

>> No.8289617

>>8289608
You did some stupid ass shit OP. You should forever be ashamed of that. However, even retards can be happy. Work hard as shit, work your way up the ladder, doesn't have to be at the store you're at now. Get something of a comfortable pay then indulge lightly. Maybe go to night school, maybe get some hobbies, reinvent yourself.

And get off 4chan you sad faggot. This place is such a hole. If you want to do anything in life, the first thing you have to do is rid yourself of the leech that is 4chan until you've actually made it.

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>>8289608

>I actually had a "base" intelligence stronger than my peers, I had more potential but I just decided to fuck it up for idiotic reasons

sure thing bub

>> No.8289619
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>>8289608
it's never too late buddy
what you should do is find a new job, maybe something entry level like a bank. For a basic bank job you don't need a degree, just pass the interview. From there you can work your way up to something better, you already have your foot in the door so a lack of diploma shouldn't limit you once you're inside the company

hope everything works out buddy

>> No.8289622

>>8288900
pretty shitty grail tbh

>> No.8289626
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8289626

>tfw feel lonely
>friend asks you to hang out today
>comes up with excuses so I won't have to go.

everytime.

why do i have such a fucked up personality that makes me push away everyone that cares about me?

>> No.8289638

>>8289614
>Fake confidence until you get some.

what does that even mean

>> No.8289640

>>8289638
Exactly what it means. Fake it till you make it. Tell yourself you're the hottest shit in the room. Talk to bitches. Sooner or later you'll start to believe your own shit and boom, you have confidence.

>> No.8289643

>>8289626
please do it

I'm desperately lonely and I have no friends to even ask me to hang out
please please please fucking do it

trust me it could be so much worse

do you do it because you think that they'll realise something is wrong if you stop hanging out? that's what I did except no one asked me if I was okay, they just eventually gave up trying now I'm trying to figure out how the fuck to even make new friends I don't know what to do.

>> No.8289644

>>8288744
sounds like a keeper mate, you should become friends with her and bang her on a regular basis

>> No.8289645

>>8289608
tbh. life is wayy too fkn short.
fuck uni. do a trade. it'll get you an honest job quicker
tf is uni anyway? uni is a 3 YEAR + $30000+ gamble for a job that you dont know you will get, will like or will even be wanted in the future
even with 3 years of hard work down you still have to fight like a ravenous dog against other motherfuckers to get accepted into the baseline level of the shit you want. only way up the ladder is to suck dick clean off of everyone with a higher position than you.
imo. fuck that shit. transition from uni to legitimate work is broken as fuck.

>> No.8289649

>>8289640
if that's honestly your advice you're full of shit and you have no idea what you're talking about.

Confidence shouldn't have to revolve around weather or not you can pick up girls at bars, that's exactly the problem.

>> No.8289656

>>8289626
I do that too. Only difference is that I don't know anyone to ask me to hang out. You just get really used to the comforts of being alone.

>> No.8289667

>>8289617

Not the person you quoted, just another sad piece of shit your comment resonated with.

You made me realise I've really gotta quit this site. I spend way to much fucking time on here refreshing my life away. I hate this place. I hate that I find this site entertaining and humorous. I hate 4chan. I spent the majority of today (a day off from work/uni) on here when I actually have some really important uni stuff I could of been doing.

I've been here a really long time and I want to break it off. I like /fa/ and posting my fits but it is a waste of my time. I can't do it recreationally. I don't want to know the latest topical meme.

I need to ban myself I think. If a mod reads this please ban me for a good month or so. Otherwise I may take it to /soc/ and start spamming underage shit.

>> No.8289687

>>8289643
it's complicated because this friend in particular is my only female friend and we really don't have anything in common at all. My other "friends" are either drop-out junkies and depressed or judgemental nerds.

I don't share any interests with any of my friends, whenever I try and talk about my interests it's obvious they don't give a shit about it. They just shrug and call it 'stupid'. that's why I stick around here, because sadly this is the only place I can somewhat relate to.

the worst part of that of course it that you will never get any social interaction with anyone here.

>> No.8289696

>>8289649
It's certainly a part of it.
For example, my confidence has been pretty meh lately. Last night i was out and was hit on by several pretty girls. This boosts my confidence and makes me feel better.

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8289709

>>8289644
Might happen
Not sure if want tho

>> No.8289725
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8289725

>tfw find out decent looking girl is into me and shares heaps of my interests
>tfw I find out she's 9 years older than me
>tfw still feel good

>> No.8289739

>take a picture into hairdressers like /fa/ told me to make sure the guy can't possibly fuck up my cut again
>he fucks it up again
>my hair looks fucking weird now
>big ball for uni next weekend
>gotta look pretty so i can stunt on my ex-gf and her faggot boyfriend
>not sure if i should risk asking someone to fix my hair or just accept my fate

>> No.8289744

>>8289739
Learn to cut it yourself
Hairdressers are really shit

>> No.8289745

>>8289739
grow it out long dude

bitches love that shit

no really, they do

>> No.8289752

>>8288993
are you me

>> No.8289757

>>8289744
I've had an /fa/ friend offer to do that too, might let him do it.

>>8289745
I've been trying to do this, but of course need cuts to keep it at least somewhat 'shaped'. My last few haircuts, I asked the guys to keep my fringe long and they decided to cut it short on the sides and long in the middle, like a 'v-shape'. Now I have hair in the middle of my fringe that reaches the tip of my nose when pulled down, and the hair on the sides dont even reach my eyebrows. It pisses me off knowing how long my hair could be if I hadn't been screwed around by professionals so much.

>> No.8289780

>>8289757
yeah don't bother with getting it shaped or anything

personally I think my hair looks like shit 90% of the time, and is often a pain in the arse when I'm doing stuff but the number of girls who have told me that they love my hair is simply unbelievable.

>> No.8289781

>>8289757
Its definitely the go
I cut all my mates hair

>> No.8289788

>>8288744

>tfw trivial friend group
>tfw cant into any discussion because its always about an issue i wasnt told about
>tfw not a best friend to any of them, just a friendly guy
>see them outside of school like twice a month
>none of them /fa/ or /mu/

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>>8289788
pls be in stockholm.

>> No.8289807

>>8288744
> Panda Express orange chicken with bacon
> moral dilemma ensues, do I want to mix the chicken and bacon into the chow mein noodles or have it with rice.........
> start sweating under man boobs, starts to show through my dark blue dad core fit
> panic....
> this chick is a 3/10 qt and I want to smash
>b-both?
> she says she can only give me half a serving of rice or chow mein
>t-that's fine

> get home, un satisfied, not enough chow mein or rice to feel content....

>> No.8289808

>>8289794

UK :(

>> No.8289813

>>8289807
this is the most un/fa/ thing i've ever read.

>> No.8289814

>>8289808
Where abouts mate?

>> No.8289817

>about to phone the hairdressers to make an appointment
>the bloke is sound as fuck
>getting an increased heart rate just thinking about the phone call, even though it's always fine

f-fuck

>> No.8289818

>>8289808
I'm in Bournemouth for the summer and Portsmouth the rest of the year, maybe we could...be...friends?

>> No.8289822

>>8289808
its alright fella, we all out here in the struggle together

>> No.8289827

>>8289817
Just did it lads

Fucking hell, my heart rates gone up by about 30 bpm

>> No.8289850
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8289850

>tfw ugly and balding while other family has great hair and legit 8/10's
>tfw thinking about how I could have looked like if the ugly genes didnt all come to me
>tfw shame

>> No.8289859

>>8289817

>3 weeks ago make an appointment with hair dresser after i got it cut
>COMPELTELY forget that it was last friday, didnt realize until just recently
>hairdresser is away on vacation
>cant even call to apologize until the 4th
>i didnt even leave a message saying i couldnt make the appointment

FUCK

MY GUILT

>> No.8289860
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8289860

>>8288890

Chin up, anon

>> No.8289870

>>8289850

>tfw my dad is bald
>tfw every male in my family has gone bald
>tfw my hairline is already starting to think and become brittle on the left side and im positive my crown is thinner than it used to be
>im 5'5 and 115lbs

i think if it ever becomes noticable im going to pool all my money into hair transplants and go on w/e drug the kids are taking nowadays to restore hair

failing that, i will probably kill myself

>> No.8289873

>>8289870
w2c hairloss drugs?

>> No.8289875
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8289875

damn look at charles manson's gf
worth it tbh

>> No.8289877

>>8289814
>>8289818
>>8289822

Leeds haha
i dont have an accent i promise

we're all gonna make it lads

>> No.8289884

>>8288993
was it me :))

>> No.8289892
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8289892

>tfw yeezy was in the town you live in yesterday on his honeymoon
>tfw you see a shit storm on social media and sprint to the cinema to try and see him
>tfw shitheads like pic related were in his presence and you weren't
>tfw he prolly would've thought your fit was shit and looked at you with disgust if you talked to him anyway

>> No.8289905
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8289905

>tfw between skinnyfat and skinny
>cant get fitness advice that doesnt tell me to get bigger
>i want to stay the same size, just look better

Help

>> No.8289928

>>8289757
>Now I have hair in the middle of my fringe that reaches the tip of my nose when pulled down, and the hair on the sides dont even reach my eyebrows
yea this is how theyve always, always cut my hair, no matter where I go or how I ask - so I assumed it was normal. I just trust that this is the normal way to cut hair so it doesnt look dumb or some shit, but do you think they're not meant to do it this way?

>> No.8289935

>>8289905
Whoa, what? You're somehow fatter but skinnier than me at the same time

>> No.8289945

>wash raw jeans
>they shrink ever so slightly
>now feel too tight and not comy anymore

why

>> No.8289953

>>8288993
you suck. I hate self-absorbed losers like you.

>> No.8289954

>>8289892

He actually signed some incredibly obvious fake Red Octobers a few days ago and was cool about it.

>> No.8289956
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8289956

>studying psychology
>exam tomorrow
>smoking my lucky strikes
>cat sleeping in pillow looks comfy as fuck
>dressed like im going out
>running out of coffee
>thinking about her

>> No.8289958

>>8289905
Fix your posture, for one.

Start doing planks, and don't skimp out on your sides. You need to strengthen your core.

>> No.8289960

>>8289945
they should stretch out again

>> No.8289976

>>8289960
hopefully.
I've also had a pair not stretch again and just feeling like shit on the calves because of the cut.

I guess my calves also got bigger because of exercising. I need some versatile comfy pants.

>> No.8290042
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8290042

u kno man when i used to dress fine with thigh pants and shirts i used to get no looks
but man its been a year since i bought myself clothes
wearing really worn clothes i use for work
(i drive a truck)
and man girls look at me i feel so happy
i even got laid after like 2 years of no sex
and on top of that i have more money because i dont buy clothes anymore
im using my dead grandpa clothes

>> No.8290049

>>8290042
Do what feels right brother.

>> No.8290051

>>8289935
Yeah my bodys deformed or something

It sucks

>> No.8290055

>>8290042
That's bullshit.

Probably your 'dress fine' was fedora-tier and your shit taste didn't let you see it.

>> No.8290057

>>8290055
shit nigga u dreamin
ur projecting hard i dressed like a supreme gentleman monochromatic scale clothes only had a hy i am now growing a manbun tailored shirts tailored pants boots only shit nigga i was effay and im not claiming shit
my friends say i am even my best friend sister said i was good looking and she's really a really nice person

>> No.8290065
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8290065

>tfw 6'0, 125-130 lbs
>family won't stfu about how I should eat more
>older sister telling me I'm 2spooky for grills
>tfw I eat well and I get more exercise than anyone I know, but I'm still 'unhealthy' to them

seriously anyone else on skellington mode how the fuck do you deal

>> No.8290068

>>8290057
Are you telling me that dressing how /fa/ told you to didn't work?

Next time use your brain, dolt.
No wonder you drive a truck for a living.

>> No.8290069

>>8290065
get some buffs man they come in powder

>> No.8290074

>>8289557

Go to a prostitute m8, really...

>> No.8290081

>>8289780
This is an accurate description of what having long hair as a man is like

>> No.8290082

>>8290068
man i drive a truck because i like it and its not permanent i will study something when i feel like it but right now i dont need it
it worked because girls looked at me but not like they do now maybe they were intimidated by my looks who knows man

>> No.8290092

>>8290082
Sure buddy, whatever allows you to cope with your shit reality.

>> No.8290094

>>8288744
Ew, OP that is a really gross un-/fa/ feeling. Everything about that story is tacky.

For shame.

>> No.8290101

This girl I'm dating is an absolute meme-hungry whore. She goes on 9gag and various cancerous places all of the time. I'm currently pretending that I don't use the internet at all.

>> No.8290102

>>8290092
i am happy with my life friend
i am really sorry that you cant understand such a simple concept
i have a house i have food i have heat and electricity i am fine maybe you need a car or maybe a 2nd house or a 300k starting job but i dont i dont live my life by that philosophy

>> No.8290107

>>8290102
Sure buddy, whatever allows you to cope with your shit reality.

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8290113

>>8290102
>Not capitalising your i's.
>Each sentence is a new paragraph.

>> No.8290128

>>8288822
If Kanye can make it work, so can you.

>> No.8290137

>>8290128
Kanye can make it look good in pictures, it would be different if you looked at him in real life as it would be relative from your height perspective.

Kanye probably looks a bit silly

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>> No.8290296

>>8290260
baldchan still here? wow
is poet back?

>> No.8290341

>>8290296
>implying baldchan is one person

>> No.8290342

>>8289788
look, i've been where you've been. sometimes you have to realize that people just dont share your taste in music/clothes. until you get over that, you won't have any friends. just learn to adapt and take what you can get.
enjoy the best parts of people and dont sweat the small stuff. who cares if they aren't /fa/? talk about fashion on the internet, start a blog, get your own outlet.

>> No.8290376

>be me, 21 uni senior
>meet 18 y/o freshman who knows a lot about music
>she is artist and plays guitar
>physically very appealing to me
>into /fa/ japanese shit
>hit it off immediately
>first relationship where i don't rush into saying that i love her
>say it eventually and we are great
>over time i realize that she's not confident in herself and hasn't drawn or tried to play guitar in months
>over time start to notice that she can act inauthentically at times
>still love her personality and feel confident that she can improve because she says she wants to
>she breaks up with me almost out of no where
>she wants to be friends
>i say okay
>she starts acting different
>i try to talk with her about how i feel
>she says she can't be too nice to me because she doesn't want to give me the impression we might get back together
>i'm still not over her
>within a few weeks she is dating a new guy
>she probably never cared that much about me
>she gets to do all the things we said we'd do this summer with someone else while i apply to jobs outside of town because i keep seeing her around town
>never dating anyone under the age of 20 again

anyone know this feel?

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>>8288744

Is this her?

>> No.8290386

>>8290376
Same feels. She was 11 years older.

>> No.8290406

>>8290376
know this feels brah. go out and meet a shitload of people and socialize.

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8290420

>>8288890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma7lyfYzIw8

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8290449

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrhM-8eCHks

>> No.8290458

>>8289667
if fashion is a hobby for you though, it's not really wrong to spend time looking at fits etc

It's just that /fa/ is usually a pretty horrible board, it's good for beginners but past that stage I'm not sure it can bring you a lot. I mean I like browsing it but I'm just saying, maybe you should find another, better site that's fashion related.

>> No.8290580

>>8290420
Oh wow I forgot Daniel existed

>> No.8290615

>That feel when i understand what loneliness is from highschool
>Realize what people want isn't pity but to actually be invited out and to hang out
>Go to uni and become super popular because i no longer have the baggage of before
>Try to invite people who are lonely in the course or struggle to make friends. i see a little bit of past me in them
>They either dance around or never come and if they do they dont put any effort

For fuck sake guys let me fucking help you.

>> No.8290644

>>8289618
not him, but I completely understand that.

>tfw all you're teachers/professors tell you are wasting your potential

I'm just kinda depressed and when I go to a psych, I just lie until they tell me I'm better / "cured"

in the words of danny brown, "I'm a smart nigga, that do dumb shit"

>> No.8290657

>>8289610
I excel at a number of things, and I've been to multiple countries. In fact I'm heading to the UK in two months.

>> No.8290659

>>8290644
>you're
lol
you have no potential you stupid, stupid, fuck

>> No.8290663

>>8290659
you caught me

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8290664

>Have friend who's getting deployed soon
>says he wants to have a bro day
>friends stopped talking to me cuz had a nervous breakdown and told them I wasn't going to be around much
>call them let them know
>"Idk man , I live day to day man. Making plans isn't my style anymore..."

I don't get it.

>> No.8290668

>>8290664
they don't like you

>> No.8290680

>>8290668

I figured...I thought they were overly sensitive too.

>> No.8290826

>>8290615
>saving autists
Fuck them, we all need dirt to stand on

>> No.8290830

>>8289859
haha
the thing is you could make it up ten times by visiting and talk to them.
u can do it bub

>> No.8290898

>>8290376
>>she breaks up with me almost out of no where
I seem to hear a lot about this. I'm so glad that I've broken up with a lot of my ex's.

Or when they've broken up with me I've known exactly why (i'm a shit).

>> No.8290910

>>8290664
>>friends stopped talking to me cuz had a nervous breakdown and told them I wasn't going to be around much
>>call them let them know
>>"Idk man , I live day to day man. Making plans isn't my style anymore..."

It's because you're a sperg. Self-absorbed spergs are annoying to have around.

>> No.8290917

>>8288744
go watch the movie 'numb' starring matthew perry

>> No.8290969

>tfw got wasted last weekend
>day after I realized that I only feel happy when I'm drunk or high
>have spent the last five days in bed, popping sedatives, staying asleep for most of the time
>time spent awake passes too slowly, and boredom feels like pain
>going to keep sleeping until the weekend, so I can get drunk and high again
I really hope this is just a phase...

>> No.8290988

How do i into Rustcore?

>> No.8291005

>>8289877
i-i live near leeds

>> No.8291055

>>8290382
just reverse image searched that, she's pretty hot OP you should totally keep her around if it's actually her. she must make a decent amount of money from the camwhoring