/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.8263513]

this board is the male version of skinnygossip

[Anonymous No.8263533]

You peaked my interest.
What is skinnygossip? Is it where all the qts hang out?

[Anonymous No.8263556]

>>8263533

Its a forum where underweight girls bitch about how fat everyone else is.

and no OP, /fa/ isnt as much as narcissistic as dem bitches

[Anonymous No.8263562]

fatty detected

[Anonymous No.8263564]

>>8263556
sounds like my match.com

[Anonymous No.8263573]

http://www.skinnygossip.com/kate-upton-is-well-marbled/

lmao not even mad she has no right being a model

[Anonymous No.8263577]

>>8263513
http://www.skinnygossip.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3498

This site gave me cancer

[Anonymous No.8263580]

>>8263577
memes:)

[Anonymous No.8263585]

>>8263573
I actually like to read this. Feels so affirming

[Anonymous No.8263596]

>>8263573
kate upton is fucking disgusting
>dat (non) waist
>those saggy boobs

do men actually find her atttractive?

[Anonymous No.8263607]

>>8263596
i wanna splash all over her tits

[Anonymous No.8263609]

>>8263580

xDDD

[Anonymous No.8263616]

>>8263573
>Tags
>fat fatties gokkun kate upton porn redneck thick vulgar
I love this site already

[Anonymous No.8263625]

>>8263596
kate upton early on was not that fat. I think se started embracing the press she got for being a bigger model that she started to let herself go. She wasnt that fat in that cameron diaz movie

[Anonymous No.8263674]

>>8263616
>tfw no skinny qt gf with eating disorder whose only nutrition comes from you cum
;_;

[Anonymous No.8263696]

>>8263596
please delete this gore pic, it actually made me gag, do it or else i´ll have to report you fro posting disgusting as fuck shit

[Anonymous No.8263703]

these girls seem so critical. makes me wonder what they really look like. probably half of them are self hating fatties

[Anonymous No.8263712]

>>8263596
>this is a 10/10 in men's magazines

[Anonymous No.8263717]

>>8263625
its not so much the fat as it is her repulsive bone structure.

[Anonymous No.8263744]

>>8263573
i think i´m in love with some random girls on the internet

why is it so hard to find these kind of girls? the best i hae is a slutty retarded friend that is floppy and have saggy tits because of so much smoking and supposedly she was a model and anorexic

[Anonymous No.8263746]

http://www.skinnygossip.com/forum/showthread.php?t=810&page=62

thank you based OP

[Anonymous No.8263760]

>>8263712
pls, let it be shooped, only mexican indians have moustache

[Anonymous No.8263770]

>>8263744
You live in the suburbs. Aka not LA or NY.

[Anonymous No.8263773]

>>8263744
ikr. most girls ride the >muh womanly curves wave so hard. give me skinny girls any day over "real womyn" with mommy arms

[Anonymous No.8263789]

>>8263760
is light stache fuzz on girls not /fa/

[Anonymous No.8263793]

I just want a girl thats pretty tall at least 5'7"

[Anonymous No.8263797]

i just found this pic and i kekked the shit out of me after i just watched Karls face

[Anonymous No.8263805]

>>8263797
http://dannyroberts.com/Fashion-Illustartion-Art-Portfolio.html

[Anonymous No.8263814]

>you will nevre have a 9/10 snarky gf
>you will never sip on your latte with her outside of a cafe as you both light up a cigarette
>you will both never look at eachother simultaneously as someone with a shit fit walks past you two
>you will never watch a movie together late at night and finish off the day laying in bed together reading

[Anonymous No.8263816]

You guys realize that the women in a place like that will be unsuitable gfs, right?

I'm not saying go for a fatty, hell no. But neurotic semi-pro ana pit vipers are not going to be decent gfs even in the short-term, let alone someone you could have a ltr and children with.

You'll end up walking on egg shells all day playing nursemaid to an awful person who will NEVER fuck with the lights on.

[Anonymous No.8263823]

>>8263816
>everyone is the same
Lel.

[Anonymous No.8263827]

>>8263814
really gay post

[Anonymous No.8263831]

>>8263823
That is a fucking ridiculous thing to say. It's not a random sample you're getting when you go to a site like that, is it?

Would you be surprised to see a bunch of doughy, ugly guys at an MLP convention?

[Anonymous No.8263832]

>The whole “fat pride” movement is irritating because plus-sizers want to tell us “big is beautiful” and it should be represented more in the modeling industry. I say it’s the opposite: if big really was beautiful, and most people wanted to be big, and wanted to see big people, don’t you think we’d see a lot more fat people modeling? I do. But we don’t – because it isn’t.

[Anonymous No.8263835]

>these women arent anything like my 400 lb lower-middle class landwhale of a mom i cant fuck them

[Anonymous No.8263840]

>>8263805
nice. ty m8

[Anonymous No.8263842]

>>8263805
wow, this m8 is pretty damn good

[Anonymous No.8263850]

>>8263814
>tfw no proper female relationships
>tfw no decent girl friends
>tfw no absolute effay girls around my area

just kill me now

[Anonymous No.8263856]

>>8263712
When I first saw that picture I had to wipe of my monitor just to make sure.

[Anonymous No.8263859]

>>8263816
i wouldnt mind the fact of the semir-pro ana part, not evn the nursemaid part, i actually like to take care of people

show me the way to that great beautiful effay people

[Sieg No.8263862]

Kate uptown isn't hot, she just acts trashy and slutty. Americans eat that shit up like sausages

I'm a fat fuck, who fucks fat fucks, skinny women are beautiful. I just don't have a shot at them so i fuck old fat women

[Anonymous No.8263864]

>>8263832
>>>le funny maymay arrows

learn to quote, faggot, even thom you´re right

[Anonymous No.8263868]

>>8263712
nice filters tho

[Anonymous No.8263870]

>>8263862
>this is what everyone who isn't American believes
Most people here think she's ugly too you holier than thou piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.8263873]

>>8263862
please get thin sieg i know you can do it :^)

[OFFICIAL COOL TRIP RELATIONSHI(...) !!0aHqY2/owxC No.8263875]

You make a request of a girl, and if she complies you know that she is attracted to you. Furthermore, thevery actof complying with your request will cause her to feel more attracted to you.

PS I have decided to not do any more cool clever names, because I want to cut to the reality. I am the only trip currently giving out good relationship advice from experience. It's been a year since I started tripping and I've only gotten better IRL and online.

JOIN MY TUMBLR: http://coolmanadvice.tumblr.com/

[Anonymous No.8263884]

>>8263859
>>8263816
and as if any of the sociopaths on /fa/ are ideal bf's, if anything they would be a good match of neuroticness and lack of self-esteem, probably make some kids with similar problems

[Anonymous No.8263886]

>>8263875
is this a meme

[OFFICIAL COOL TRIP RELATIONSHI(...) !!0aHqY2/owxC No.8263895]

>>8263875
typically helping a girl out when she's all depressed and shit, is good for her, but it will mean that when she's all better and ready to date, she won't be able to date you, because you've seen all her flaws, which means no matter how much she pretties herself up, she will still feel ugly in your eyes. so yep....from day one you were already written off.

>pic unrelated: it's been a good year

FOLLOW UP: I'm meeting up with Katie later tonight.... and I still see Bekah too

[Anonymous No.8263897]

>>8263886
its real life hitting you in the face

[Anonymous No.8263900]

>>8263875
coolmanluke, you´re the shit man, i followed all your advice and now theres this girls that complimented my boots today and i was like all cool and then the other day she invited me to Starbucks for some reason, then there was this other bitch that supposedly was angry at me but then she was asking me how her hair was looking and i said, "it looks nice" in a very uninteresed way and the bitch ket talking for a full 10 mins then i left

TL;DR this nigga knows his shit

[Sieg No.8263903]

>>8263816
Women nag for no fucking reason all the fucking time, yet are perfectly nice to strangers or people that can give them something. Idk why you chase ltrs are you that fucking lonely you need someone following you around sponging off of you and complaining about it 24/7?

[Anonymous No.8263904]

>>8263875
>You make a request of a girl, and if she complies you know that she is attracted to you. Furthermore, thevery actof complying with your request will cause her to feel more attracted to you.

I know a girl that got into losing weight hardcore because her boyfriend decided he wanted a thinner gf.
She was actually thinner than when they got together in the first place...
She's so afraid of losing the guy even though, from all reports, he's really a bit of a cunt.
I know this all sounds very typical "beta orbiter nice guy" of me, doesn't it?
I don't think it's like that, though. We'd be a terrible match.

[Anonymous No.8263906]

>>8263884
i was supposedly the ideal bf according to some girl friends but even tho i was still single, now i have the /fa/ attitude and now bitches want me for some reason

[OFFICIAL COOL TRIP RELATIONSHI(...) !!0aHqY2/owxC No.8263912]

>>8263886
Sort of.

Ever seen Superman and the Jokester say "i'm the hero Goatham needs but doesn't know"
Thats how I feel everyday

[Anonymous No.8263918]

>>8263904
>I don't think it's like that, though. We'd be a terrible match.
damage control

accept it m8, you´re a beta orbiter

[Anonymous No.8263920]

>>8263906
The reasons are fashion intelligence and the suggestion of money.

If someone looks like shit they are not taking care of themselves and do not fully grok the idea that other people can see them, right? That speaks to a lot of problems.

The money part if obviously pretty self-explanatory. Got to have resources to have children, the more the better.

[OFFICIAL COOL TRIP RELATIONSHI(...) !!0aHqY2/owxC No.8263921]

>>8263904
>We'd be a terrible match.
You're right, you would be.

"But a tiger would" - Soulja Man

[Anonymous No.8263923]

>>8263884
but neurotic sociopaths make the most /fa/ couples so

[Anonymous No.8263924]

>>8263918
I might be for one or two others but not for that one.

[Anonymous No.8263926]

>>8263864
s-sorry :(

[Sieg No.8263941]

>>8263870
No they don't
They wear their sweatpants and dirty lakers jersey and drool over her in shitty magazines and reddit

[Anonymous No.8263963]

>>8263870
stfu american

[Anonymous No.8263965]

>>8263912
I'm gonna go for a shot in the dark, but how the hell do I pull girls on Tinder? I'm so bad at text game, I always overthink shit and don't really know how to flirt on the internet.

[OFFICIAL COOL TRIP RELATIONSHI(...) !!0aHqY2/owxC No.8263992]

>>8263900
thanks dog

[Anonymous No.8264000]

>>8263941
i always thought you were american

[sieg heil No.8264009]

>>8264000
to the rest of the world maybe.

but saying you're american in america means you're white
if you're half anything in america you're not american doesn't matter where you were born

[OFFICIAL COOL TRIP RELATIONSHI(...) !!0aHqY2/owxC No.8264014]

>>8263965
I've never messed with TInder, but if I did I would say shit that amused me. There are so many girls on tinder, and I would guess that 70% of them have no intention of actually hooking up with someone. They just use it for validation.

Tinder is a great way to learn how all that stupid "PUA" stuff you wish wasn't true, actually works.

I am being 100% serious when I say this: send Tinder messages with the intention of making a funny screenshot for 4chan and you will have good results.

That's how I text girls, and it pans out 9/10 times.

[Anonymous No.8264028]

>>8263868
HD

[Anonymous No.8264040]

>>8264014
>It's a fashion website where I give relationship advice to guys

Top shelf stuff

[Anonymous No.8264045]

>>8264014
Yeah it's definitely for validation, but some of the girls on it have messaged me. I mean I'm down to meet through it but I just know I fuckin blow at the text game.

And do you mean just like say stupid shit or just try and get them to say stupid shit? Or what? Thanks bruv

[OFFICIAL COOL TRIP RELATIONSHI(...) !!0aHqY2/owxC No.8264070]

>>8264045
What I mean is that I'm a terrible texter too.
My strategy is to set up a date and GTFO until the date. I send as few texts as possible.

I prefer IRL conversation over text so I can watch body language and eye movement, etc. It's just easier for me to communicate IRL.

But I've seen a few blogs posting tinder screencaps and I've used some of the exact same lines when texting girls I've met IRL. You have to think that most guys who use tinder are desperate losers who would do anything for sex.

Even if you are a desperate loser who would do anything for sex you need to ACT like you aren't, by being "lol XD too random"

The entire process is a joke, and it's clear to cool people like us, but girls are unable to tell due to their insecurities.
They have hundreds of guys complimenting them, telling them how cute they are and trying to win them.
If you can do a reasonable job making an attractive profile pic, and then act like you couldn't care less about them, they'll probaby hook up.

Send this: "Ok, you know where to find me when you've got some free time."

>"Ok, you know where to find me when you've got some free time."

Report back

[OFFICIAL COOL TRIP RELATIONSHI(...) !!0aHqY2/owxC No.8264096]

>>8264070
I'm not sure when my exact 1 year "trip anniversary" is, but today is but I have only gotten better with girls since I started tripping.
That's because I started to run out of IRL experience and needed to keep getting more and more.

I've already posted a ton of texts, to at least 15 girls, but soon I'll start recording voice calls as well. Once you start seeing how all girls act the same, this stuff is like playing a video game.
I do it because there is nobody else doing it, and I wish there was.

"Not all girls are the same, until they are, which is often"

[Anonymous No.8264190]

>>8264014
>>8264070
If you look at girls on dating sites quite a lot of them explicitly state in their profiles
>don't message me saying "hi, how are you?"
If you've messaged girls on a dating site you know that the more messages you send them the less interested they will be in your conversation.
So being "random" and closing the deal ASAP, I have to second all that.

[Anonymous No.8264213]

Another thing I believe about talking to women online is that you can't ever assume they will take anything you say the right way.
Without body language and tone to do your talking for you it's very easy to misstep with them.

[Anonymous No.8264489]

>>8263965
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=153315441

The holy grail

[Anonymous No.8264579]

>>8264213
>Without body language and tone to do your talking for you it's very easy to misstep with them.
even then
fucking bullshit mental gymnastics is why i'm considering the cock from now on

[Anonymous No.8264596]

>>8263923

That guy could do so much better.

[Anonymous No.8264664]

>>8263923
That girl is kinda ugly.

[Anonymous No.8264883]

>>8263875
Behind this man's ironic persona lies a wealth of knowledge. I urge anyone on /fa/ wanting to get with girls to listen to this man. Your advice is the realest.

[Anonymous No.8264887]

>>8264883
for example:
>>8263875
>Furthermore, thevery actof complying with your request will cause her to feel more attracted to you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Franklin_effect

[Anonymous No.8264906]

>>8263513
no u

[Anonymous No.8265010]

>>8264596
>>8264664
they've broken up.

also I saw that guy once in Stockholm wearing rafdidas

[Anonymous No.8265020]

>>8263703
http://skinnygossipgirls.tumblr.com/

password: vladaslegs

wow

[Anonymous No.8265179]

>>8265020
uhhhh, is that supposed to be attractive? id prefer kate upton to this

[Anonymous No.8265212]

>>8265020
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.8265248]

>>8263816
>implying thats not my ideal relationship

[Anonymous No.8265289]

>go to skinnygossip
>see sigs with heights/weights
>women who are the same height as me, but weigh more
>women who are smaller than me, but weigh the same as me
>skinnygossip
>skinny

What the fuck, most of them are fat as fuck.

[Anonymous No.8265292]

>>8263923
Is that the dude from Corpse Bride?

[Anonymous No.8265331]

>>8265289
how much do you weight m8

[Anonymous No.8265335]

>>8263797
whos the one with the brown hair black clothes

[Anonymous No.8265352]

>>8265289
you must be a fucking manlet if anyone in that forum is as tall as you

[sensei !DKEvVq7Vfk No.8265356]

>>8265352
or, you know, a grill

[Anonymous No.8265382]

>>8263712
looks like that picture of Grimes that's always being posted on /mu/.

[Anonymous No.8265468]

>>8263573
>tags: gokkun
w-what

[Anonymous No.8265585]

>>8265382
post it here. never had time to lurk there

[Anonymous No.8265590]

>>8265585

[Anonymous No.8265746]

>>8265590
hory sheit

[Anonymous No.8265775]

>>8263596
She looks fertile m9

[Anonymous No.8265884]

need relationship advice: i'm not a-sexual but it feels like it sometimes. i go to a party and i can't bring myself to actually hit on girls (cant talk, just not flirt). thanks to my highschool my standards are really high; girls that i want are too good for me and girls that are down i can't be bothere with

i guess i just need motivation

[Anonymous No.8265919]

>>8265884
nah bro that's /fa/

[Anonymous No.8265922]

>>8265884
you made it

[Anonymous No.8265924]

>>8265884
can talk*

[Anonymous No.8265949]

>>8265884
learn to cook
get fit
dress better
become wealthy

basically, make yourself more desirable

[Anonymous No.8265951]

>>8265949
already decently fit
how is cooking going to help convincing myself to hit on girls
i would say i dress pretty well
ok, give me 15 years

[Anonymous No.8265962]

>>8265951
so your problem is actually speaking to them? I misunderstood, then

there's only one method of manning up and building the courage to do things, and that's just willing it into existence
also understand that, unless you're a piece of shit or very unlucky, nothing legitimately bad can come out of approaching someone

[Anonymous No.8266835]

>>8263816
>You guys realize that the women in a place like that will be unsuitable gfs, right?
>/fa/
>suitable bfs
They deserve each other

[Anonymous No.8267240]

>>8265289
What's your height/weight? Sure there's a few "works in progress", but lately you can't join unless your bmi is below 19, and most of the active members have bmis between 15 and 17

[Anonymous No.8267635]

>>8265179
u disgusting murrkunt

[Anonymous No.8267639]

>>8265775
>breeding with cows
back to /b/

[Anonymous No.8267641]

>>8265884
>girls that i want are too good for me and girls that are down i can't be bothere with
ladies and gentlemen, the reason why i´m still single

[Anonymous No.8267646]

>>8263816
>wanting kids
>wanting a long-term relationship
>wanting a short-term relationship
>not wanting to fuck a new vapid skinny slut every week
Okay virgin.

[Anonymous No.8267659]

>2014
>not disregarding women and just masturbating when you feel the need to fuck

Its such a waste of time, it really is.

[Anonymous No.8267679]

>>8267646
>tfw you get to fall in love with those sluts because you havent had a one single proper relationship

h-hold me /fa/

[Natalie !SLUTnhtDFg No.8267687]

>>8263513
Mostly cause of eyebrows

[Anonymous No.8267789]

>>8263580
>loose
k

[Anonymous No.8267791]

>>8267646
>Not having gotten over your random slut banging days.
Jesus what are you like 20?

[Anonymous No.8267863]

>>8267641
>>8265884
this is basically me rn

[Anonymous No.8268403]

>>8265020
>vladaslegs
OMG that t-shirt

[Anonymous No.8268425]

eating a bagel while reading this nbd

[Anonymous No.8268435]

>>8267240
my bmi is 16 and i aint even anorexic. this board sux

[Anonymous No.8268683]

>>8268435
Cause it's not pro-ana.

[Anonymous No.8268704]

>>8268435
There's actually a few members who've posted and gotten concerned messages because of their weight. It's a "vlada-skinny" goal, not a "pile of bones" one

[Anonymous No.8268746]

>>8263533
It's piqued

[Anonymous No.8268762]

>>8265884
are you me?

[Anonymous No.8268861]

>>8263773
Why don't you like 'real women'? Dick too small?

[Anonymous No.8268871]

>>8268861
muh dikkk

[Anonymous No.8268879]

>>8265884
>>8267641
you're overestimating your worth sry

[Anonymous No.8268881]

>>8268861
what/who is this where can i see more

[Anonymous No.8268922]

>>8268871
>>8268881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3iEM0ejcrw

[Anonymous No.8268923]

>>8268881
>>8268871
>>8268861
not him but she makes howto guides for shitty clothes
it's also extremely obvious that she b8s thirsty ass bitches with her booty, she doesn't even try to hide it

I'd still berry my face in those cheeks though holy fuck

[Anonymous No.8268929]

>>8268922
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3iEM0ejcrw
>jcrw

LEL
E E
LEL

[Anonymous No.8269131]

>>8268861
Why doesn't she just prepare properly? Having to fetch all those things while taping must be annoying.

[Anonymous No.8270008]

>>8268861
hnnngg

i hope this is from a mommy joi vid

[Anonymous No.8270054]

>>8268861
Hnnnghhhh.
usually only go for thin/skinny but muh dick. that's gotta be surgical enhancement

[Anonymous No.8270068]

>>8263850
post address so i can send a killer to your house

[Anonymous No.8270679]

>>8265590
that's a legit zapata

[Anonymous No.8270838]

>>8263773
this is disgusting

[Anonymous No.8271041]

>>8270838
are yui fat?

[Anonymous No.8271059]

>>8265020
>>8268403
vladas legs are heavenly

[Anonymous No.8271082]

>>8265884

don't worry man, it's natural. your hormone levels are not raging. being the oldfag of 24 years I am, women are much less interesting than they were when i started banging a decade ago. when a vagina no longer bears power over you, you begin your life.

>rather collect instruments & amps
>rather jam
>rather record
>rather contribute to science and engineering
>rather gain knowledge
>rather refine useful skill
>rather collect fine objects
>rather travel
>rather not be tied down

i had some fine ass GF's in HS, therefore I am pretty selective. but finding a smart hottie who is single and not secretly a psycho is basically the quest for the grail. i.e. probably doesn't exist.

feels good doing man shit that actually contributes to society.

[Anonymous No.8271102]

>>8263712

fuck the mustache. dat lazy eye. just like mismatched nipple sizes. does not compute

[Anonymous No.8271728]

>>8271059
vlada is bae

[Anonymous No.8271766]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.8271769]

>>8263814
>latte
get lost fatty
also stop being such a fucking faggot holy shit man

[Anonymous No.8273459]

>>8264028

[Anonymous No.8273987]

>>8270008
>mommy joi
muh nigga

[Anonymous No.8273994]

>>8268861
dat bitch is 2fat4me

id still stare at that booty for hours