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8187073 No.8187073 [Reply] [Original]

why aren't you saying happy birthday to our angel who art thou in /fa/ heaven?

>> No.8187075

cause she's not that good-looking and not well-dressed.

>> No.8187080
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>>8187075
I have no idea how such shit opinions are formed

>> No.8187081

>>8187075
slow it down do you even know who your talking about?

>> No.8187086
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>>8187075

>> No.8187089

>>8187081
some bitch with big eyes and a narrow chin who always plays twees.
seriously that's all there is to it. You guys are only interested in her because of that retarded "qt" female ideal which she fits perfectly.

>> No.8187091

>>8187086
>hurr you don't do better so you can't say it's shit

>> No.8187094

>>8187089
>You guys are only interested in her because of that retarded "qt" female ideal which she fits perfectly.

well, yeah

whats wrong with that

>> No.8187095

>>8187089
>"qt" female ideal which she fits perfectly.

How can you type this and still be retarded

>> No.8187101
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>> No.8187102

>>8187094
>>8187095
it's actually objectively unattractive. Your taste is objectively shit, the only reason why you like it is because of your insecurities, not because of genuine aesthetic or sexual attraction. You see someone that won't let go of you, not someone attractive, but since it's unconscious, you end up confusing the two.

>> No.8187107

>>8187102
i've never seen a film with Audrey Hepburn in and i would still bum her senseless

>> No.8187114

>>8187107
since she only played roles which fit her physical aspect, your argument holds no weight. You're not genuinely attracted, just confused. You're like, bicurious, except you're confusing daughter and sexual partner. Which is exactly the kind of confusion that she exudes.

>> No.8187118
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>> No.8187120

>>8187102
I really don't understand how people like you get such retarded perspectives on things and play it out like they're facts
Like you have to be a whole new level of retarded and ignorant for that
I live in Malaysia and I can say with confidence there are village people here who possess more intelligence than you

>> No.8187125

>>8187120
because of a thing your systematic contrarianism made you forgot: there are facts and some people Like me can grasp them.
Also great job discrediting yourself.
Malaysia.
Seriously?

>> No.8187130

>>8187125
Truly the epitome of pseudo-intelligence
I bet you're also deluded to think you sound smart and that people will agree on that
Trust me when I say most people will laugh at your posts
Non-issues, irrelevance and ignorance all bundled up in one post truly strengthens my opinion of who ever you are

>> No.8187136

>>8187130
That's only because most people are chronically wrong. Chronic wrongness is a disease of the post-modern world, where people try so hard to contradict each other, while still looking for peer validation, that they end up only having wrong opinions, since they're the most contrarian-sounding, and comfort each other in their wrongness until they automatically form judgements that are counter-intuitive, irrational, or counterfactual on a regular basis.

>> No.8187142

Yeah!

You guys are only attracted to her cos she's attractive!

Can't you see that???

>> No.8187143

>>8187142
>unattractive=attractive
chronic wrongness in action

>> No.8187154

>>8187075
>Hepburn is popular
>both guys and girls like her
>I'm a special snowflake (which is why I'm usually dressed in rick owens) and must show that I'm above the masses.
>Time to be an elitist even though I don't even know anything about the subject.

>> No.8187155

>>8187136
Please stop I fear that you might think you're right and get yourself hurt in real life
What is wrong in this case doesn't exist and the mere premise of wrong is heavily dependant on an individual's opinion, ultimately subjective and unmeasurable on an objective value
Are you going to say "White is objectively ugly" next?

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>>8187118
<3

>> No.8187163

>>8187155
I'm just gonna say Audrey Hepburn is objectively meh.

See once again you're under the delusion that you're right in saying that taste isn't objectively good or bad.

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>>8187155
Just ignore the jealous fatty. Their head is so far up their ass they can't fathom the idea of being wrong themselves.

>> No.8187168

>>8187163
>I'm just gonna say Audrey Hepburn is objectively meh.

>>8187089
>You guys are only interested in her because of that retarded "qt" female ideal which she fits perfectly.

so she's cute and meh?

>> No.8187170

>>8187163
Meanwhile you're not too different in thinking you're right in the concept of mass delusion that spans across everyone EXCEPT you
You are ironically the perfect definition of your own concept

>> No.8187177

>>8187168
being "qt" as opposed to just cute, is meh. "qt" means "looks like a real-life imouto". Which is actually more annoying than cute.

>> No.8187179

>>8187170
EXCEPT your description is wrong since I'm objectively right.

>> No.8187183
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>>8187177
so she's not cute but qt, got it

>> No.8187187

>tfw it's my birthday today as well

>> No.8187201

>>8187179
You just confirmed your own theory
The premise of what you believe to be objectively right that opposes what is normally understood to, quote, "contradict each other, while still looking for peer validation", which in this case lies in the circle of non-comformists, which is also to be "the most contrarian-sounding"
The difference is that no one comforts your end because no one is as blatantly retarded as you
This is why I love 4chan, there are just so many people to smoke out of their le euphoric intellect

But of course, I might be another victim to Poe's Law under your satire

>> No.8187218

>>8187187
nobody here would fuck u though so nobody cares

>> No.8187224
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8187224

Can we all just agree that she was a humble, dignified woman? A lady through and through.

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8187225

Everyone in this damn thread

>> No.8187228

>>8187201
oooor, you're just wrong through-and-through.

>> No.8187240

>>8187183
>HIMYM gif from tumblr

Haaaave you heard about global rule #2?

>> No.8187250
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wouldn't a deer just shit everywhere tho

>> No.8187258

>>8187228
Man try to give more effort next time
A short argument is a horrible argument

>> No.8187262
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8187262

super qt

>> No.8187269

>>8187250
I would personally clean up after that deer if it meant I would be in the presence of Audrey

>> No.8187270

>>8187269
Same
I'd let either one shit on my Geobaskets any day

>> No.8187274
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>>8187075

>not that good-looking
>not well-dressed

this fucking guy

>> No.8187300

>>8187224
get a load of this faggot

>> No.8187304

Because she's been co-opted by fedoras.

>> No.8187305

>>8187089
>tfw Zooey Doucheanal will receive the same post-mortem deification, decades from now

>> No.8187318

>>8187089
Talk shit post waifu.

>> No.8187321

>>8187073
I've only seen her in Roman Holiday but she's super cute.

>> No.8187334

>>8187305
No, she won't.

>> No.8187453

>>8187305
>implying shes not already irrelevant

>> No.8187510

>>8187300
Fat feminist detected

>> No.8187551

>>8187073

what the fuck is wrong with her skin

does it just look like that because she's wearing a fuck ton of make up?

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hnggggg

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>>8187075
>not that good-looking

>> No.8187652

>>8187073
>Not knowing she was a whore

>> No.8187685

>>8187102
>objectively
>my opinion

>> No.8187862

>>8187187
nice anon

>> No.8187870

heaven isn't real and shes not an angel shes a decomposing skelly

>> No.8187877

>>8187305

I doubt it. Audrey had a very iconic feel around her for the time where she was popular. Zooey Deschanel isn't nearly as much of a hot commodity, or anyone else for that matter.

I blame the internet leveling the playing field too much.

>> No.8187886

That Dove Chocolate commercial was some good shit.

>> No.8187954

>>8187652
Being a whore is /fa/, you fancy hatted gentleman.

>> No.8187993

french new wave here, they want their aesthetic back

>> No.8188048
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>>8187224
Agreed.

Stop falling for bait and post more Audrey.

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>> No.8188275
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8188275

>audrey hepburn will never be your gf

Why go on living?

>> No.8188466

>>8188275
Because Audrey is a mythical godess and another one is sure to be born in exactly 15 years.

R-right?

>> No.8188479

>>8187073
>tfw my 3d Waifu is no longer with us.

>> No.8188483

Her and Marilyn Monroe
Biggest basic bitch idols

>> No.8188487

>>8188466
Jesus, I don't have 15 years to wait for a gf to be born.

I'll be in my late 40s by then, and nearly 60 by the time she reaches the age of consent.

>> No.8188493

>>8188483
>basic bitch
>Valentino made her a custom dress
Is this b8? Well, I a particularly agree, since what else to expect from majority of people, it's not like everybody should dress in Valentino, and it is actually good.

>> No.8188542

>>8188483
Nope. Just marylin, i rarely ever see a dumb whore refereenxe or quote audrey to the point of irritation.

>> No.8188573

>>8188483
Monroe may have been pretty basic, but I'll be damned if I didn't want her to sit on my face.

>> No.8188645

>>8188048
is that givenchy

>> No.8188657

>>8188645
Yes

>> No.8188671

>>8187143
Ye but at least I dont have chronic GAYness

>> No.8188714

>>8187305
Zooey Doucheanal :)

>> No.8188747

>>8188657
that's definitely not givenchy theres no doberman

>> No.8188781

>>8187305
Nah, have you even watched any of her interviews or seen any of the write-ups about her?
She's boring as fuck.

>> No.8188991

>>8188747
That pre-tisci you pleb go back to sucking off kanye

>> No.8189070

>>8187102
aww how cute, anons playing psychologist again

>> No.8189126

>>8187089
anon wants an alpha girl with a jay leno tier chin and small hunter eyes

>> No.8189132

>>8187073
i have no idea who this ugly rat is but ive seen her in an advert for chocolate before

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>>8187075
has to be a troll, no one has this shit of tastes

>> No.8189389

>>8188747
>>8188991

Someone should 'shop Audrey with the doberman tee for shits and giggles.

>> No.8189667
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>> No.8189742
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8189742

Is Emma the new watered down Audrey?

>> No.8189748

>>8189742
judging by her online fanbase it seems to entirely consist of fedoras so in a way yea

>> No.8189771

>>8189196
pretty neat

>> No.8189786
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>>8189748
She has an online fanbase?

>> No.8189789

>>8187163
thank u for ur objective opinion goodbye

>> No.8190356

>>8189389
yes someone do this

>> No.8190471

>>8189742
not remotely talanted, attractive, or /fa/

I don't get her appeal AT ALL

>> No.8190705

Audrey was nice, but still a poor man's Giulietta Masina. Jean Seberg and Bibi Andersson are better too.
#patrician #swagg #fellini4lifenigga

>> No.8190720

>>8187073
She died the same day I was born. Sorry Audrey.

>> No.8190721

>>8190720
You are. Satans spawn.

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>>8190471
It's a femdom thing.

>> No.8190756

>>8190471
people grew up watching her, for some people i guess it's kind of like having a crush on a family friend you've known since you were a kid. They might not be that attractive but you've got this weird bond/attraction thing because you've grown up with them

I dunno maybe i'm projecting

I used to see my mum's best friends daughter pretty nearly every day when i was growing up, we were best friends. Then we both hit puberty and it was weird for me cos i was like "i'd fuck that all of a sudden" when i'd never even considered her in that way before

>> No.8190784

>>8187073
celina is that you

>> No.8190807

>>8190471
You're trying way too hard if you think she's not attractive.

>> No.8191581
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8191581

are there any /fa/ggots that can finish this up i'm having trouble with the right side of her neck.

>> No.8191736

>>8189742
Nope. She's overrated, nothing close to Audrey

>> No.8191771

>>8189389
Sorry, did the rotwelier
>>8191581

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>>8191581
i think the collar seems weird

>> No.8193184

>>8187075
Oh boy. So what does your gf look like if you don't consider hepburn good looking?


>>8187089
>twees
Those didn't exist during her time.

>You guys are only interested in her because of that retarded "qt" female ideal which she fits perfectly.
Now THIS I can agree with. Fuck the thirstfags in this thread.

>>8187102
Lol if you want to say attraction/prettyness is 'objective' in some way hepburn would really be at the top as a female.

>>8187224
The r9kfags who fetishize her would actually hate her as a person wouldn't think she was a lady or dignified at all considering how many husbands she had and how many other dudes she fucked.

>>8188487
You don't have the looks or the personality to get a top tier gf, not now, not 15 years in the future.

>> No.8194194

>>8191581
>>8193161
Bump, because I want to see this finished.

>> No.8194224

happy bday twiggy

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>>8194194
i think looks ok what you think?

>> No.8194914

>>8194307
just finish the neck get rid of that collar