/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.8171377]

>sitting around listening to music couple of minutes ago
>have this sudden flashback through the early 90's in my childhood
>my mom tucks my white t-shirt inside my light blue jeans
>gets angry to me when I untuck it because she says it doesn't look good
>mfw
fucking shit man...
also /fa/ feels general I guess..

[Anonymous No.8171419]

>sitting around reading /fa a couple of minutes ago
>see this flashback post, and subsequently have my own flashback
>going clothes shopping with mom 'idgaf just get whatever'
>mom is a teacher at a school and she tells me all the big kids buy clothes themselves and care about what they wear
>i dont believe this faggot shit

[Anonymous No.8171426]

>tfw hungry but don't want to eat

I also saw a girl with af1's today

[Anonymous No.8171436]

>>8171426
>leaving out student residence
>guy at the reception says "I love your hair"
>smile and leave
>mfw thinking about what just happened

[Anonymous No.8171438]

>>8171419
>sitting around reading /fa a couple of minutes ago
>see this flashback post, and realize I don't have any memories comparable to this to have flashbacks to despite having a pretty solid memory
>can only remember washing my jeans like every day and wearing the knees out as fast as possible because I thought they looked cool
>realize now people probably thought I was some stupid poor kid in washed out ripped jeans

[Anonymous No.8171444]

>tfw when have entire wardrobe planned out
>tfw still too chubby to pull it off
>tfw losing weight slowly to avoid falling into binging again
>tfw too poor to spend money on in between basics
>tfw still dress pleb even though I know better

[Anonymous No.8171448]

>>8171444
are you me?

>35w jeans are a bit too loose on me
>34w jeans are way too tight for me
fuck these in between moments

[Anonymous No.8171449]

>>8171444
>tfw still dress pleb even though I know better
iktf

[Anonymous No.8171454]

>>8171436
>tfw girl smiles @ u
how come I dont have a gf

[Anonymous No.8171465]

>>8171444
fat related: i bitched at my friend yesterday because he took part in some dieting competition and lost like 10% of his body weight, so he deemed it good to reward himself by ordering junkfood and soda even tho he's still fat.
i told him he should stick to his strict diet and have some discipline, but i don't think he got it.

[Anonymous No.8171467]

>spent thousands of shekels on clothes
>only ever leave the house to go to class and back

I really should've thought about this before

[Anonymous No.8171477]

>>8171377
>tfw fa says I look like that guy

[Anonymous No.8171478]

>be 6'0", 175lbs, no muscle
>have lovehandles and gut, /fa/ tells me to lose weight every time i post
>used to be 150lbs, literally no change in regards to the lovehandles and gut
>want to lose weight but know it'll make no difference

[Anonymous No.8171481]

>>8171436
post pic

[Anonymous No.8171482]

>>8171478
Your last sentence is the most retarded thing I've read today

>genetics!!1

[Anonymous No.8171483]

>>8171454
Because you have zero confidence.

[Anonymous No.8171489]

>>8171467
>not buying clothes you can easily flip for at least 60 percent of their original price

[Anonymous No.8171490]

>6'2", 140lbs
>skinny wrists
>too self-conscious to wear tshirts
>"anon, aren't you hot in that long-sleeve t/jacket/etc?"
>"n-no"
>meanwhile im burning

[Anonymous No.8171491]

>>8171482

What am I supposed to do? Go to 140lbs? I'm not trying to make excuses, I seriously don't know what to do.

>posting that genetics bullshit hate

I'm not a fat woman on tumblr, don't fucking act like I'm one.

[Anonymous No.8171493]

>>8171483
u got me

[Anonymous No.8171494]

>>8171489

Or buy used clothes that you can flip for 100% profit.

[Anonymous No.8171506]

>>8171490
just go gym a little bit but even if you dont and wear t-shirts, just dont be insecure about it. when they tell you that you're skinny as fuck, say you dont give a fuck or even call them fat lmao

[Anonymous No.8171518]

>exgf adds me on snap chat
>sends me pics saying how she misses me, remembers when she did shrooms for the first time with me
>every time I see a picture of her I have to drink myself to death

I mean I'm 20, living in london (from the us), making more money then most people my age and I still have so much regret with her.

[Anonymous No.8171524]

>>8171518
Are you 13?

[Anonymous No.8171535]

>tfw haven't copped any new clothes in awhile
>need to save money
>running out of ideas for fits
>don't want to dress the same way
this is torture

[Anonymous No.8171536]

>>8171524
ARE YOU STUPID?!?
IT CLEARLY SAYS IM 20!!

[Anonymous No.8171538]

>>8171536
I didn't even read that far
>this girl likes me and I like her but I dont want to be together and I feel so bad because we cant be together but I like her

[Anonymous No.8171542]

>Tfw know quite a bit about fasion, know designers and their styles, history about fashion houses and influences, but too broke to actually wear pieces from said designers.

[Anonymous No.8171543]

>>8171538
She is in the US and I'm in London you tard

[Anonymous No.8171544]

>>8171536
yr not me

>>8171524
>>8171538
He was pretending to be me but there are a lot of complications basically. She knew me when I was a junkie and a lot of bad stuff happened so its just painful memories basically.

[Anonymous No.8171546]

>>8171543
yeah man you tell him

[Anonymous No.8171547]

>>8171491
yea you are, you have no muscle. Do you seriously expect to be 150 when you have no muscle?

[Anonymous No.8171548]

>>8171543
>I make so much money but can't afford a fucking plane ticket

[Anonymous No.8171553]

>>8171535
I have that feel at least once a week

[Anonymous No.8171555]

>>8171491
Don't act like one then you fucking autist

If you lose weight they'll go away, you don't have some special snowflake body that works different from every other body out there

[Anonymous No.8171558]

>>8171546
Get rekt nerd

>>8171548
I can't afford the time

[Anonymous No.8171560]

>tfw want to cop uniqlo tees but they are all out of stock
>I'll have to settle with more expensive american apparel that will probably make me less happy
I'm willing to pay them money, why don't they want it

[Anonymous No.8171563]

>>8171544
Just delete her off of snapchat, man.

[Anonymous No.8171564]

>I think that I'm ugly
>girls don't notice me
>fuck I think I'm handsome
>meet some girls, they say that I'm handsome

fucking hate this depressive periods

[Anonymous No.8171565]

>>8171558
>I can't afford the time
stop trying to jew your way out of this ya nig
you are just trying to find excuses

[Anonymous No.8171570]

>>8171560
damn son i always see them shits on sale for $3 u hella unlucky

[Anonymous No.8171571]

>>8171518
>>8171544
>posts deleted
get regd

[Anonymous No.8171576]

Glad you deleted your posts faggot.
/fa/ isn't your blog

[Anonymous No.8171577]

>>8171491
when you put on weight, you still had more fat, you just didn't notice it. start eating less calories + working out for that /fa/ bod. in a few months you should notice a difference :)

[Anonymous No.8171578]

>keep seeing girl on bus
>really, really beautiful
>kinda girl that you first think "damn she's pretty" instead of "OH AYE ID FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT"
>gives me a cheeky smile when she gets on and always see her looking at me and doing shit to get my attention
>bottle it and don't speak to her
>only get to see her couple times a week if that
>on bus to work
>tell myself today is the day I man up and get her number
>she doesn't get on
>doesn't get on next day either
>mfw

[Anonymous No.8171579]

>>8171570
aa tees cost like 20 bux and they are probably shittier than the 10 $ uniqlo ones.

why is it so hard to cop some fucking basic tees?

[Anonymous No.8171580]

>>8171571
You nigga probably triggered him and now he's having a breakdown

[Anonymous No.8171581]

>>8171578

[Anonymous No.8171584]

>>8171580
He was just searching for an excuse to have a breakdown and feel all sad and depressed anyways.

[Anonymous No.8171585]

>>8171580
its cool I figured if someone is pretending to be might as well delete the posts should have known better to post anything personal on /fa/

[Anonymous No.8171587]

>>8171585
be me*

[Anonymous No.8171602]

>See this girl around school for a few years.
>During that period I had just read about how female models get hired, bone structure, weight etc.
>Said girl is pretty much perfectly up to those standards and she's relatively effay, not plebeian at all but not YSL tier etc. but ok
>When I think about her I refer to her as 'Perfect proportions girl'
>This semester
>Girl is in my German class
>Assigned project together along with other more popular bloke.
>She's interested in me, asks me questions ('Where are you from anon?' 'Which brand of shoes are those?' When I wear my CPs)
>Isn't interested in the more popular guy.
>Think she may really be in to me, but not sure.
>Afraid that if I make a move and it fails German classes would be incredibly awkward.
>Hate holidays because I don't get to see her.

[Anonymous No.8171609]

>>8171602
Make the move you autist

[Anonymous No.8171610]

>>8171602
meanwhile she gets her pussy pounded by a frat bro douche
Loving
Every
Laugh

[Anonymous No.8171623]

>>8171579
someone help me

I got so far that I'm considering to cop a 70€ train ticket to get to the closest uniqlo store so I can cop fucking basic tees.

How horrible are american apparel tees? They also have a lot of different ones, which are good?

[Anonymous No.8171663]

>>8171623
nerd

[Anonymous No.8171666]

>>8171663
thanks

[Anonymous No.8171672]

>friends are plebs
>meet some new people at work
>they invite me to a party
>have a great time
>realise friends haven't changed since highschool
>tfw outgrowing friends
>tfw kinda glad

[Anonymous No.8171675]

>>8171672
>realise friends haven't changed since highschool
>outgrowing friends
>posting pictures of chinese cartoons in an anonymous weeaboo imageboard

[Anonymous No.8171681]

>>8171672
You're gonna outgrow your new friends in a couple years too, son.

[Anonymous No.8171686]

>>8171675

pot calling the kettle nigger

[Anonymous No.8171697]

>>8171686
Thing is I never pretended to outgrow anyone, bitch

[Anonymous No.8171705]

>>8171377
>tfw you go to your parents in a SLP fit and they say you look like some criminal

wut? they actually want me to dress like some pleb cunt in Hollkister and baggy washed jeans

fuck everyne

[Anonymous No.8171718]

>>8171377
>be me
>be 1.80 skinny fat manlet with 74kg
>start going full anorexic with coffee and cigarettes to dronw the hunger
>dad orders pizza
>fucking pizza with cream cheese and corn on it with bacon
>m-mabe just a small slice
>i binged on 6 fucking slices of pizza
>drink 2 liters of water to dont feel hungry tomorrow and dont eat all day
>fucking V8 makes me peckish
>b-but muh RDI
>tfw binging
>tfw too fat to be effay

just kill me already

[Anonymous No.8171720]

>Be me 2 or 3 years ago at 5'10~ 230 pounds
>end of the school year QT girl invites me to her birthday party in a couple months
>It's a pool party
>Decide that if I want to go I need to lose weight since I'll be a fatass without a shirt
>Lose 20~ pounds over the course of about 3 months
>Still not satsified
>Don't go or talk to the QT chick
>Lose 50~ pounds over the next few months and grow a bit
>See QT outside on campus
>She is dating a neckbeard brony
>At a loss for words but, at least I'm not fat

[Anonymous No.8171723]

>>8171705
What did you wear?

YSL has some fucked up shit

[Anonymous No.8171725]

>>8171723
nazgul cape with spikes
my parents are plebs

[Anonymous No.8171729]

>>8171725
r u trolling me?

[Anonymous No.8171738]

>i used to shop exclusively at JC Penny's

[Anonymous No.8171739]

>>8171483
what if i play it cool but in a very nihilist way, like ofr example this thing that happened to me on monday

>be me
>be friends with some vapic slutty cunt
>she asks me to take her to the town center to buy some shitty beanie she wants
>fine.jpeg
>take her
>fucking shops dont sell the bloody beanie she wants because is mid spring
>play with her and flirt too and say she has a nice body in a very vapid way
>finally find the god damned beanie in some hidden store
>be tired as fuck
>my feet hurt
>tell her i dont have enough money to pay for the bus ticket
>she says she pays my ticket only if i take the same bus as her
>okay.gif
>sit with her and be drowsy and quiet
>"hey anon, do something, it may be the last chance this will ever happen again"
>"wut do you mean? what do you want to talk about?"
>"just do something"
>dat look
>put my hand on her leg
>"this is my stop"
>start walking home
>in mid way i realise that i fucked the chance to finger her
>SMH

>tfw too stupid or uninterested to actually do something
fuck

[Anonymous No.8171750]

>>8171578
2sad4me

it actually reminds me a movie or a story i saw in a feel thread

[Anonymous No.8171752]

>>8171739
What I don't understand is why you would even want to do something if you were uninterested?

[Anonymous No.8171754]

>>8171739
I think she wanted you to kiss her not finger her on the bus

[Anonymous No.8171758]

>>8171739
>wanting to finger a girl on a bus
>being this white trash
you're gross homie
real gross

[Anonymous No.8171759]

>>8171723
leather jacket, crew neck very dark blue shirt, black skinny jawns and chelsea boot

how the fuck dpes that look like some poor nigger trying to mug someone?

[Anonymous No.8171766]

>>8171754
wow do you really think that?

[Anonymous No.8171767]

>dad used to buy all my clothes from the thrift store
>mom would take me to the mall but I'd prefer toys
>forever frugal when it comes to clothing

[Anonymous No.8171771]

>>8171752
i just wanted to walk a little bit, not fucking three hours with some annoying cunt, i thought it would be relaxing, i didnt wanted to be home either

>>8171754
yeah, nah, i wanted to finger her, not kiss her

>dem funny looking lips

maybe next time i´ll try it, in that moment i was thinking with my "head" if you know what i mean

>>8171758
i was really that horny, i hadnt fapped for months and those fucking legs are gorgeous as fuck

[Anonymous No.8171774]

Girls. *pukes* Who needs them?

There was this one girl who puked on my jacket.

There was this other girl who wet the clothes on my bed.

There was this one girl who said I looked funny in my skinny jeans.

Then there was that one girl who said I looked like a "Communist Nazi" in my Allen Edmond boots.

[Anonymous No.8171777]

>>8171771
you're awful

fuckin kiss people before you finger them you weird fuck

[Anonymous No.8171785]

>>8171777
i just dont know what the fuck i´m even doing with myself

so, what i learned today by this experience sharing is:

>kiss then fuck
>play it cool but show some interest
>never take an anoying cunt to a three hour walk to buy some retarded shit

thanks m8s

[Anonymous No.8171793]

>tfw when basically hikki, but trying to get out of it
>have a panic attack of self awareness and decide to take the bus just to get out
>throw on some half-assed mono black fit
>walk to near-by bus stop and wait
>school bus drives by
>a couple of middle school girls see me and lean out the window to say hi
>they're all smiling; one does that fluttery hand-roll "hi"
>manage to give a light smile back before they turn the corner
>never have felt more turned on

what has this site done to me

[Anonymous No.8171797]

>>8171377
>tfw poor and working a minimum wage job, the income from which you spend majorly on school and food, leaving nothing left for cops

[Anonymous No.8171800]

>tfw shut-in virgin sperg
>start going to local couchsurfers meetups for the lack of better alternative to socialize
>sort of manage to get around knowing people and talk to them
>after certain time some of the girls there seem to act interested in me
>got called handsome and by them couple of times (when they got drunk that is)
>most of them are 2old or meh
>one is alright, kinda hipster-ish
>didn't think anything about her at first but it grew on me
>she is the one who talked to me most on every occasion
>decided to ask her out today
>there is some uggo un-/fa/ brazilian guy with us, seen him only couple of times
>after one hour of casual conversing he is practically hitting on her
>she doesn't seem to mind
>left earlier tonight out cause I couldn't bear to look at it
>they are probably making out as I write this
>nobody noticed or gave a shit when I left

I got a mix of regret, depression and anger brewing now. Fuck them, fuck humankind in general. I now want to move to a lonely hut somewhere in Iceland and never come back.

[Anonymous No.8171803]

>>8171793
>tfw femmes stare at you or just give you a small glance

i just stare straight and keep walking like a model in avery straight relaxed way

should i just glare at them? smirk? smile?

[Anonymous No.8171811]

>>8171803
Do you really need advice on simple human interaction? I mean really. . .

>should i just glare at them?
No, you stupid fuck. Just smile.

>smirk?
No, you smug fuck. Just smile.

>smile?
That's it, mayne. Smile.

[Anonymous No.8171815]

>>8171803
give something in-between a smirk and a smile.

[Anonymous No.8171816]

>>8171803
holy shit, every fucking time! I fucking hate how you are always supposed to make the first move to the point that they would risk not talking to you at all rather than just saying something.

[Anonymous No.8171817]

>someone calls me edward scissor hands from a car window
>think about how aesthetic depp's face is and how edward was pretty /fa/
>not even bothered

[Anonymous No.8171826]

>>8171803
just look back and see if they either
>quickly look away and look slightly embarrassed
>keep staring

both are great

[Anonymous No.8171828]

>>8171816
>>8171815
>>8171811
but it just happens in a matter of seconds i walk pretty fast, the glare at me and they keep walking

[Anonymous No.8171833]

>>8171817
>people calling people in a public area

what the fuck is wrong with people?

[Anonymous No.8171836]

>>8171828
walk slower then and pay more attention to your surroundings

[Anonymous No.8171837]

>>8171828
If they are looking at you, look back at them and smile. If they smile back, then good for you.

[Anonymous No.8171838]

>>8171436
>fresh haircut
>shower after gym, didn't put anything in hair
>skateboard to class
>skinny guy in a floral print comes over and tells me he wants to take a picture of my hair for his stylist

Should have asked him out I guess

[Anonymous No.8171840]

>>8171578
HEY, you better just fuckin do it the next time you see her mate.

[Anonymous No.8171841]

>tfw too introverted to talk to grils

thats okay though all girls are sluts

[Anonymous No.8171842]

>>8171438
I liked to rip my jeans and wear them extra baggy with extra baggy tees and flannels. It was the 2000s, not the early 90s at the time.

[Anonymous No.8171846]

>>8171623
Just order them online

[Anonymous No.8171849]

>>8171579
>>8171623
Gap, nigga, gap plain tees are my favorite

[Anonymous No.8171855]

>tfw these threads always devolve from fashion/clothes based stories to shitty hormonal problems

[Anonymous No.8171856]

>>8171841

[Anonymous No.8171867]

>>8171817
>tfw I got called Edward
>it was not even because of my looks

[Anonymous No.8171870]

>>8171867
Freddy?

[Anonymous No.8171871]

>>8171800
Always be closing

[Anonymous No.8171878]

>>8171870
no, sorry

[Anonymous No.8171881]

>>8171774

>Communist nazi

[Anonymous No.8171883]

>>8171836
yeah, my mum said i should do that or else i´ll get mugged sometime

>>8171837
kek

[Anonymous No.8171886]

>>8171841
*tips MLP fedora*

[Anonymous No.8171887]

>>8171817
my friend's stupid drunk cousin's boyfriend called me Edward Scissor Hands once at a party and all my friends referred to me as ESH all throughout the remainder of high school

Luckily, I don't hang with those faggots anymore

[Anonymous No.8171896]

>>8171887

>4 years later, still hurtbutt

[Anonymous No.8171901]

>>8171477
If you're the same bald dude who got compared to Prometheus I'm thinking of, don't let it get to you man, you were rocking it.

[positivity No.8171908]

>>8171491
read the /fit/ sticky man, i highly recommend it :)

[Anonymous No.8171919]

>>8171465
you got that feeling because you're wrong you stupid cunt.

I think people should try to be healthy but I'm also a big fan things in moderation and not telling people what they should be doing

[Anonymous No.8171920]

>>8171774
what model boots?

[Anonymous No.8171926]

>>8171739
>do something

what the fuck is so wrong with being straightforward and just telling someone what you want them to do. It's like women are only capable of speaking in code and giving insinuations instead of actually communicating like a normal human bean. Christ almighty, I'm glad I like dudes.

[Anonymous No.8171933]

>>8171774
I consider my clothing being compared to Nazism a compliment

[positivity No.8171934]

>>8171718
see >>8171908
:)
>>8171774
>Communist Nazi
now that is interesting

[Anonymous No.8171938]

>>8171926
>like a normal human bean
every time

[Anonymous No.8171941]

>>8171926
idk i like the challange, maybe thats why i also accepted to take her downtown to buy the fucking beanie, it turns me on, if she said something like, "hey anon, lets go to the bathroom and fuck" it would be kind of boring to me, i would be very turned on if she said something like "hey, maybe you wanna see this fit i wear under my uniform, maybe you may want to tocuh it and see" fuck, i got a boner brb

[Anonymous No.8171947]

>>8171926
this and what
>>8171816
this guy said

[Anonymous No.8171977]

>>8171478
So you went half way then gave up? Youre a tard

[Anonymous No.8171994]

>Be 163cm grill
>61kg with broadass shoulders and quads of steel thanks to sport
>Passion for high fashion kicks my ass because this means I'm too short and kinda stocky
>Living only in tank tops and merticulously chosen skinny jeans.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Loo41xVIb_I

[Anonymous No.8172008]

>>8171994
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Loo41xVIb_I

[Anonymous No.8172111]

>>8171994
Please reside in some section of the London area.

[Anonymous No.8172124]

>>8172111
Sydney is true holy ground. Nice trips.

[Anonymous No.8172151]

>be me, preparing portfolio in order to apply at university
>doing a preparation course in a city 2 hours away from home, dont know anybody there
>at this time I break up with my gf of 2 years because she doesnt understand how important this is to me
>meet girl of my dreams there, she's everything my now ex isn't
>pretty effay doesn't fall for mallbrand bait, wears what she likes and actually thinks about why she likes it
>have a few great conversations
>go to this university exibition
>all day talking about life and 2deep4u stuff
>go to trainstation together
>we met a girlfriend of hers before
>anon you just missed your train the next one comes in an hour dont you want to come with us we want to go party later
>n-n-no thanks I will just wait
>she hugs me and says goodbye see you on monday
>y-y-yeah u too
>can still smell her to this day
>shewastheone.webm

[Anonymous No.8172161]

>>8172151
why didn't u go with her?

[Anonymous No.8172162]

>>8172161
because im a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.8172166]

>>8172162
... dude you fucked up hard.

[Anonymous No.8172171]

>>8171672
it's you, again, with the same post and shitty picture.

and ain't come here that often to see you twice already. fuck out

[Anonymous No.8172172]

>tfw vicodin + benzos + adderall + weed

[Anonymous No.8172177]

>>8172166
I know, I guess I didnt go with her because they already had their evening planned before meeting me and I didnt want to disrupt their plans even though thats fucking stupid and just an excuse to make me feel better

[Anonymous No.8172186]

Dude Benzos+Weed+Alcohol+Person Pitch is the greatest feeling in the world. I've never felt so chilled out before. It's making me depressed that I know I have a drug test coming up within the week and I can't smoke.

[Anonymous No.8172212]

>>8171718
lol just purge you pleb, it's never too late to take back a binge.

[Anonymous No.8172213]

>>8171377
If you don't tuck in they can't see your tight buns.

[Anonymous No.8172215]

>tfw don't laugh at fat people anymore
>tfw actually get sad/depressed when looking at fat ppl because all I can imagine is how unhealthy and ugly they are

Fat people are like disabled people, you don't want to stare at them and you also feel weird avoiding looking at them

[Anonymous No.8172257]

>>8171602
either make a move or watch time take away all and any possibilities

stop being an autist

[Anonymous No.8172258]

>>8171564
>tfw girls tell me that i am handsome, dont believe them and start to think that they are just making fun of me. (I will never know if i am handsome because of this).

[Anonymous No.8172266]

>>8172258
ask your mum breh

[Anonymous No.8172268]

>>8171602
>not being extremely sexual to her from the beginning
lol stay beta

[Anonymous No.8172302]

>>8172177
Might not necessarily be a bad thing. I was recently in a situation where grill invited me along somewhere and her friends clearly didn't want me there. It was really awkward. At least that didn't happen to you and you ended on good terms.

[Anonymous No.8172309]

>early 90s
>childhood

Nigga u is to old to be on 4chan

[Anonymous No.8172312]

>>8172302
yeah thats why I declined although her friend was encouraging me to come and she seemed really friendly aswell but I would give everything just to see her again.

[Anonymous No.8172316]

>>8172215
>iktf
Fat people are just horrible. There are so many of them too.

[Anonymous No.8172354]

>start buying higher quality pieces
>go to barneys and look at all the pieces
>a sales guy starts following me
>"looking for anything in particular??"
>just browsing for now
>"okay lemme know if you need help"
>5 mins pass
>"find what your looking for yet"
>get a lil irritated
>still looking
>walk over to the sunglasses
>"are you looking for glasses?"
>tell him politely I'm still shopping I'll find him when I need him
>he keeps staring
>get mad, walk out

Fuck pushy sales people

[Anonymous No.8172366]

>>8172354
>go to barneys
>sales associates think they are cool shit
>working retail

[Anonymous No.8172414]

>>8172366
Nothing wrong with that but yeah... It can be a turn off shopping when they people are so annoying

[Anonymous No.8172432]

>falling deeper and deeper into the void
fucking depression man.
Thought it was going to be better after
1) losing shit ton of weight (85lbs, no longer a fat ass)
2) getting a pretty good job
3) living alone
4) having a car + drivers license
5) able to cop pretty much anything i want
6) moving to a new city

but no.
fucking depression.
Also, turns out i have no fucking idea how to make new friends. I still see my old friends sometimes but it's just depressing having to go back to my old town just to have someone to hangout with.

[Anonymous No.8172439]

>>8172432
I know that exact feeling man :/

[Anonymous No.8172548]

>>8172432
shut the fuck up michael

[Anonymous No.8172567]

>really wanting a Denim jacket
>fit of it is important to me
>looking at all these Asian brands because of slimness and smallness
>in my heart all I want is a levi trucker jacket

>next day go to store
>holy shit Levi's trucker jackets
>fucking awesome in person
>can't find a single slim fit trucker, smallest size is medium and its baggy as fuck
>hey looking those must be the smaller sizes by those triceritops hoodies
>odd place
>just looks like one size and color wash
>try It on
>fit so perfect couldn't tell if it was slim or regular but it wasn't baggy or tight or short or low
>never felt this groovy
>purchased immediately while it was still on
>cashier is a qt 3.14 giving me a disgusted look
>she's fucking tall
>no thanks Goliath
>she bitches about the tag reader or something and tells me she needs me to get a different jacket with a working barcode
>look up at her and say no
>she looks at me weird
>she says ok and she will get it herself just tell her what size
>I sigh and take the jacket off and look at the tag
>mfw BOYS XL
>BOYS XL
>she giggles and says she will get it for me
>I scream because I realize I'm fat
>XL
>I ran out the department store door
>I threw the BOYS XL Levi's trucker jacket on the floor
>I bought the hoodie with the dinosaur

[Anonymous No.8172726]

>>8171578
If you see her again and don't talk to her me an everyone else who fucked up will come to your house and kill you you stupid fuck

[Anonymous No.8172772]

>>8172258
this, i consider myself a 3/10 but people say i´m actually good looking, cant tell if they´re serious or not

>tfw low self esteem

[Anonymous No.8172833]

>>8172258
>some cute quirky girl gave me a flower the other day and said I was really cute.

too bad I'm homosex :^)

[Anonymous No.8172884]

>Be me
>First or Second Grade I think
>At home I pull my tee shirts down over my knees to keep warm, and now my tee shirt collar is stretched out farther than a Taiwanese hooker's asshole.
>I am stubborn, and my mom has no backbone, so she let's me go to school with stretched out shirt.
>It's so stretched, the collar hangs down on one side near my elbow.
>Go into bathroom.
>See it.
>Fixes it by putting it evenly on both sholders, so it's like a tub top being held up by my shoulders.
>Go out, feeling symmetrical.
>Kids make fun of me hard.

It was always like this. Here's another one.

>Born in February.
>Mom got all of us kids earings with our birthstones.
>She got me one earing because I'm a boy, but the gem is colored light purple.
"Thanks mom I love you!"
>Wear it proudly to school.
>I love my family. I love our traditions.
>Suddenly Whitney and her entourage comes by.
"HA Anon! Only girls wear purple!"
>All the girls are laughing at me.
>In the bathroom later, all the boys make fun of me.
>Never wear purple earrings again.

Imagine how pissed I was when many years later nignogs make wearing pink a cool thing? Shit I was girling it up BEFORE it was cool!

*adjusts stretched out tee shirt*

[Anonymous No.8172955]

>tfw 5'4", 116 lb grill
>boyfriend broke up with me in february
>depression
>gain 10lbs and feel like shit all the time
>cop af1s and new cheap monday jeans, >things are looking up
>decide to look for new qt bf/ fwb
>tried hitting on boy who sits next to me
>have forgotten how autistic I am at flirting
>am I even qt
>who knows
>i'm just lonely and sick of my friends
>halp

[Anonymous No.8172979]

>>8172955
>>am I even qt
>>who knows

we can tell u

[Anonymous No.8172983]

>>8172955
post face

[Anonymous No.8172989]

>>8172354
>get job at Barney's
>develop a sales strategy
>pick target out
>stare at them for about 15 minutes
>make sure they notice me more than once looking at them
>walk towards them
>they see me walking towards them
>they expect me to bother them
>just walk by them and mess with clothes in rack and act like I'm checking tags
>pick out a piece any piece
>walk back towards them
>I think this would look great on you
>do this even if the piece looks like shit
>tell them they should try it on
>this is when I strike
>I walk them to the changing room
>tell them I will be at the register
>walk away
>wait for them to go into changing room
>pop my head under the door and say "raf simons rick owens usually what I'm dressed in"
>they run out with clothes on
>alarm sounds
>see security guard tackle them down
That's what you in store window shopping niggas get.

[Anonymous No.8173011]

>>8172354
>>8172414
>not knowing what you want when shopping

[Anonymous No.8173037]

>>8172979
>>8172983
ok

[airsoft_kid_97 No.8173044]

>>8173037
Are you Sasha Grey?

[Anonymous No.8173046]

>>8173037
where are you from? I mean, heritage-wise?

[Anonymous No.8173047]

>>8173037
>tfw grills have stronger jawlines than me

[Anonymous No.8173048]

>>8171623
american apparel tees are great as long as you don't pay full price
I got like three for five bucks each a few weeks ago

[sieg heil !szTe0VDR1w No.8173057]

>>8173037
look likes a sand nigger
and not the hot kind (lebanese)

[Anonymous No.8173059]

>>8173037

I'd do you, but alas this is not /soc/ and we're not here to boost anyone's ego. post fit fuccboi

[Anonymous No.8173062]

>>8173057
sie qt genug

[Anonymous No.8173064]

>>8173057

post face pic proving white heritage.
Bonus points if it proves superiority

[Anonymous No.8173076]

>>8173044
her vids are hot im jel
>>8173046
mom is russian irish
dad russian jew and hispanic
>>8173057
what? i'm pale af

[Anonymous No.8173092]

>>8173076
>mom is russian irish
>dad russian jew and hispanic

hm, you could've passed as a pale Indian. You're a qt though, but I'm sure you know. I'd be your fwb, I promise I'm good-looking

[Anonymous No.8173107]

>>8173092
>pls b in nyc

[Anonymous No.8173119]

>can't sleep because giddy over planned fits
>barely get to actually wear them because I rarely go out

[Anonymous No.8173125]

>>8173107
nah sorry bb

[Anonymous No.8173134]

>listening to eazy e
>extracting DMT straight to base
>smoking some weed
its gon be a good night

[Anonymous No.8173280]

>>8172884
Just going for the drapey aesthetic.

[Anonymous No.8173291]

>Cuddling at 2am with half-Jap qt bulimic friend
>Snuggles up to me whilst running her hand over my torso
>Runs her hand over my stomach, looks at me sadly and says "you need to eat more anon"
>Tfw bulimic bitches getting jealous of my fasting weight loss

[Anonymous No.8173300]

>can grow a beard
>like to sk8
>can't pull off being clean cut, well dressed, formal clothes
>can get sluts and crusty drugo girls
>all i want a 7/10 virgin qt that dresses well and conservatively

[Anonymous No.8173316]

>>8173291
hahaha awesome

except not really bulimia is some serious shit

[Anonymous No.8173325]

>>8173316

thin or die bro

[Anonymous No.8173328]

>>8171919

fucking lol

that's not how weight loss works

"moderation" of junk food during a caloric deficit diet means like a negligible quantity of chocolate (10g or less) or chips or fatty red meat or whatever it is; point being, it's much better to either cut it out entirely

losing 10% of your body weight and then pigging out and losing what looks, on the scale, to be a lot of progress is a good way to lose motivation completely

[Anonymous No.8173334]

>>8173325
I legitimately hope you're not this retarded in person.

[Anonymous No.8173337]

>>8171448
>34
you fat fuck

>>8171739
you are a faggot

>>8171774
>Communist Nazi

>tfw you cant wear your favorite fit all day everyday

[Anonymous No.8173406]

>>8171578
Is this what /fa/ is? A bunch of well dressed betas?

[Anonymous No.8173414]

>>8173406
>well dressed

implying

[Anonymous No.8173710]

>>8171623
>70€ train ticket to get to the closest uniqlo store so I can cop fucking basic tees.
...are you listening to yourself?
i will seriously send you a dozen of those basic-ass t's for 70€ + ship. no joke, cos i'd make like 9x profit. hmu w/email fccboi...

but seriously, dude. just hang. get a couple when they're back online and see if you even like them. cop some aa in the meantime; see if you like them too. i get that sometimes budgets are tight, but bustin 70€ for a fucking train to cop basics is just... oxymoron-ic...

that's like 120$ usd. spend that shit on some real cops, how fucked up r u..?

[Anonymous No.8173716]

>>8171739
>fingering someone on the bus

[Anonymous No.8173727]

I had a flash back of when I was in school
>6th-8th grade pretty much wore the same clothes because my father didn't want to buy me school clothes
>pretty much outcastes because of that
>9th grade I make a friend named C
>C and I become best friends
>C tells me I can borrow any clothes in his closet
>I give C the 3 bucks I get a week for a whole year
>no longer a outcast because C
I owe that guy a lot

[Anonymous No.8173730]

>>8173727
Only thing that really blows is C and I are no longer best friends and he's always too busy to hang. But it's alright, that's life I suppose

[uuuuhhhh No.8173732]

>>8173037
how does a girl get to this age and not realise they're pretty like are u that oblivious

[Anonymous No.8173736]

>>8173732
she knows

[uuuuhhhh No.8173741]

>>8173736
yeah but even as a general rule a lot of girls don't

[Anonymous No.8173744]

>>8173741
where do you get that from?

[Anonymous No.8173745]

>end of highschool, dating hipster chick
>really likes the dadcore/GQ
>Try to branch out into streetwear
>"anon I don't get it why don't you wear ties anymore"
>break up due to TOTALLY UNRELATED REASONS
>single=streetwear/IDGAF all day every day
> only attract batshit crazy QTs

[uuuuhhhh No.8173750]

>>8173744
girls

[Anonymous No.8173752]

>>8173750
It doesn't make sense though. Girls lie about that, it's fishing for compliments, just like posting pictures on facebook

>ugh, just woke up #badhairday

[Anonymous No.8173785]

>>8171578
I have a similar story

>riding a bus three years back
>my highschool crush comes in
>comes right next to me and says hi
>feel all kinds of strange feels
>is this love?
>we end up chatting until my stop
>keep seeing her in the route every now and then
>she eventually tells me that she is changing her school
>I realize my time is running out
>summer approaching
>see her again
>just before my stop I ask for her number
>she gives it to me and I give her mine
>I have never felt so good in my entire life
>call her a couple of times in the next week to ask her out
>she never answers
>haven't seen her since the time she gave me her number

I still don't know what happened.

[Anonymous No.8173795]

>talking w/ qt girl on tumblr for a few months
>she lives in my city
>we get coffee
>goes well go out to a shoegaze show w/ her latter in the week
>comes back to my place
>is really anxious and v cute
>starts sucking my dick
>jacks me off into her mouth
>after she swallows looks up into my face w/ her puppy dog eyes
>'did I do a good job anon'
>pat her on the head 'you were the first girl to make be cum w/ her mouth'
>she looks all excited and starts wagging her tail
>woofs
>later play fetch in the park

how was your week effay

[Anonymous No.8173801]

>>8173752
I hate chicks like that, I post photo's because I feel good. Or if I've been at a make up artisti and/or sylist.

[Anonymous No.8173805]

>>8173732
Insecurity stemming from things as simple as boys probably not hounding her or maybe some people in high school calling her ugly idk it can affect people p hard man.

I mean, in year 8 we had to read a paragraph at a time out to the class from a textbook and my "friends" would all then impersonate my voice but being really monotone and like fuck still now when I have to give a public presentation I get worked up that my voice is shit-tier and everyones cringing at it.

p crazy how long you can hold onto things even when you know in your head that it was all just immature games and bullshit and it wasnt/ isnt really that bad.

[Anonymous No.8173810]

>>8173795
I knew it was a lie at "you were the first girl..."
like who the fuck would say that
>i did have a hearty lel tho

[Anonymous No.8173816]

>>8173810

the story is actually real up 2 that part and it was going to be a serious feels post and it made me feel really sad so

[Anonymous No.8173822]

>>8173785
>>8171578
>qt gf breaks up w/ me after 5 years
>meet qt but not /fa/ girl out one night
>end up bringing her home
>turns out she had period so no sex but I was horny so was 2affectionate
>realised when sober that I was probably overly affectionate all night/ next morning
>embarrassed and shes 2 plebby 4 me so dont message her
>realise a week later I should've hit her up to try set up a casual hook up
>sent message
>"seen message 24/05/2014"
>no reply

y-yeah nah i-i dont even care

[Σ▼ƦƟ/ƒ▲/Ğ No.8173832]

>>8173822
> she had period so no sex

A wise man once told me that 'when the red river a flowing take the dirt road home'.

[Anonymous No.8173835]

That one foreign girl I once had anal sex with texting me again but I don't wanna go there again since I'm a muslim ;_;

[Anonymous No.8173840]

>>8173835
syed pls go

>I wasn't aware of any specific prohibition against it in Islam

[Anonymous No.8173844]

>>8173832
>>8173822

a true pirate sails the red sea

[Anonymous No.8173856]

>>8173832
after like 40 minutes of making out she said "uhhh.. are you an ass man or a tit man?" i kinda knew what she was getting at but I said the latter cause I thought she'd go for that headjob.

She was my first "one-night-stand" kinda thing so I was a bit awkward and unconfident. shoulda just turned her over and took the dirt road after I realised she wasnt going to be dishing out BJs

[Anonymous No.8173857]

>>8173844
done that w/ ex gf like 4 years ago a couple of times
not a real fan

[Anonymous No.8173866]

>>8173856
Shoulda just titfucked her mate/had her titfuck you
>hnnng

[Anonymous No.8173872]

>>8173866
yeah, it crossed my mind but i was drunk/ it was 5am/ i was just not confident enough. shoulda jsut shoved my dick down her throat tbh but what're you gonna do i guess, missed my chance.

[uuuuhhhh No.8173875]

>>8173805
yeah but like it's easy as fuck to tell
if boys act fake around u = ur hot

[Anonymous No.8173881]

>>8173872
>I was just not confident enough
You got a girl home, and your confidence died at this point... wtf man?

[Anonymous No.8173884]

>>8173881
no im just super submissive and dont like to upset people (beta as fuck) so despite being able to bring girls home I didnt want to be rude shoving my cock down her throat or anything.

[Anonymous No.8173929]

>>8171994

please live in islamabad

[Anonymous No.8173951]

>>8171887
What the fuk hahaha I get called Edward scissorhands all the time too it's wEiRd

[Anonymous No.8173976]

>>8171739
>finger her
I can't stop laughing

[Anonymous No.8173979]

>Have jumpers for our uniform in primary school
>one day i start biting under the hem on the sleeve
>hole appears
>do the same on the other sleeve
>fit my thumbs through
>looking sick af
>mum picks me up, i show her
>she wasnt happy, she sews them up
>i pull the stitching out the next day
>she sews it up again
Looking back on it now i realise she didnt want me looking like a trampy kid in a good school

[Anonymous No.8173985]

>>8171718
you sound like a fucking loser

[Anonymous No.8174028]

>>8171720
Try talking to her, chances are she's still redeemable if she's stuck with the brony. She probably only has him be cause of guys like you sperging out

[Anonymous No.8174032]

>>8171926
As if you'd straight up tell a girl you're hanging out with to kiss you.

[Anonymous No.8174056]

>>8171454
You have to actively seek them out, girls don't magically become your girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.8174064]

>>8171490
>>8171490
Your wrists won't grow but you can increase the size of your forearms with grip work

>tfw long neck
>tfw shrug myself into oblivion for dem traps

[Anonymous No.8174073]

>>8173816
finish it properly

[Anonymous No.8174093]

>work with super qt manager
>every once in a while makes positive comments on my outfits, how I look that day
>doesn't do this with anyone else apparently, tho I guess I'm the only one who cares to look good compared to co workers
>don't take it seriously due to low esteem and the possibility of them just saying that stuff because I'm kinda stoic I guess
>he moves to different branch, sad day
> apparently according to other managers he had a crush on me the whole time
>never be able to fulfill fantasy of succeeding the workplace with getting bias from the manager with fucking them on the side
>still virgin so even better place to lose virginity to
may as well just be dead this dream will never come true

[Anonymous No.8174096]

>>8174093
>manager was too much of a pussy to ask you out
You dodge a bullet

[Anonymous No.8174097]

>>8173795
i like this story
>>8173732
never get attention from guys
nobody but my mom ever tell me I look pretty
don't post stupid selfies to fish for compliments on social networking because that's shallow and not /fa/
>that's how

[Anonymous No.8174103]

>>8173732

maybe she didn't get pretty 'til after high school

[Anonymous No.8174106]

>>8171490
>have scars on bicep
>cant ever wear short sleeves around parents

[Anonymous No.8174109]

>>8174096
I don't think he was allowed to though

[Anonymous No.8174119]

>>8174106

>covering scars

throwing away a solid conversation starter
qts who want your d will ask you about them at the bar anon.

also you'll look RUGGED

[Anonymous No.8174123]

>>8173037
you totally look like a fat Sasha Grey, not that fat tho, just a bit chubbier

>pls reside in the London Metro Area

[Anonymous No.8174125]

>>8173076
>mom is russian irish
>dad russian jew and hispanic
2multiculturalism4me

damn, i only have like 3 different nationaliy ancestors

[Anonymous No.8174126]

>>8174097
fuck you
you know damn well you're attractive

how dare you come here and post in a feels thread

>>8174119
it's from self harm you fucking moron
no qts are going to ask how I got them christ

[Anonymous No.8174128]

>>8171490
>177cm, 44kg
>skinny everything
>have to wear a jacket with everything because I look horrible in anything else
>Sweltering south east asian climate
>"Anon you're fucking retarded to be wearing that out"

[Anonymous No.8174130]

>>8174119
he will look either rugged, or like a creep, it depends on his character/appearance and how the scars look.

My barber for example has his whole neck (maybe his back as well), covered in scars which come from fire/acid, or sth. like that.
He's a hairy Arabian dude otherwise, rarely talks, and therefore creates an aura of badassery. Also, it's not really sure where they come from, so he could be some kind of terrorist/freedom fighter/criminal or whatnot
If some white high school kid had those scars he'd look disgusting though.

[Anonymous No.8174133]

>>8174126
>it's from self harm you fucking moron
>this is what the emos from 6-7 years ago have to deal with now

I'm happy with that. Only if the description fits you, otherwise I'm not and hope you got your shit together

[Anonymous No.8174140]

>>8174133
it's from about six months ago so some of the scars are still pink.
I was never an emo and I finished high school like four years ago.

[Anonymous No.8174144]

>>8174126

well gee whiz anon people get scars on their upper arm from all kinds of shit so excuse me for not immediately guessing it was a DIY job, dick.

[Anonymous No.8174185]

>70% of the stories here don't even relate to fashion
Come on

[positivity No.8174192]

>>8174123
>a fat Sasha Grey
youre not gonna get girls if you keep calling them fat, anon

[Anonymous No.8174195]

>>8171454
>Walking down the street
>Listening to spicy beats
>Favourite part of the song coming up
>Girl walking opposite direction towards me smiles at me
>Don't know where to look, panic and pretend to be changing the track on my ipod
>Never got to hear the best bit of the song

[Anonymous No.8174197]

>>8171377
>fetish for middle eastern girls
>underwhelming dick
>one testicle
>recently abducted by aliens
>tfw

[positivity No.8174208]

>>8174197
>fetish for middle eastern girls
ok :)
>underwhelming dick
iktf bro :(
>one testicle
shit man how did that happen? :(
>>recently abducted by aliens
story pls

[Anonymous No.8174209]

>>8174123
>not that fat tho
idk why everyone here thinks I look like sasha grey I don't see it
it's ok tho i'm definitely fatter than her

[pussinboots No.8174216]

> invited to speak at women's math event
> this girl chats me up before i speak
> fuck up presenting because nervous, even though i've given the same exact presentation before and have been talking in front of people all day
> after talk she asks if i'm going to this thing afterwards
i said no because she was wearing uggs
such is life with autism :^)
>>8174209
it's the facial expression

[Anonymous No.8174219]

>>8174208
>the joe rogan experience

[Anonymous No.8174222]

>>8174216
>dodged a bullet
uggs always indicate basic bitchness in additional parts of life

[zachipster No.8174239]

>tfw not been laid in months
>tfw gonna be alone in summer
to make matters worse the other night my jelly, cockblocking shitbag of a mate wouldn't let me bring a girl back to his because 'no stranger allowed in house'. lol wtff, its not even 'his' house, but rented student digs that's trashed to bits anyway.
right now im sitting on my day off bored out of mind, miserable and hacked off. just watched the last episode of GoT and it fucking sucked. everything sucks. god I just don't know what to do with myself I need to get out this house

[Movie Theater Lad !/RUz7lnpiY No.8174245]

>At work
>4 mexican guys walk in
>They're all wearing some combination of A&F, Hollister, and Aeropastale
>One of them decided to class it up with a Ralph Lauren polo
>They all reek of AXE

[lemons !QmUNigOZGc No.8174257]

>mfw i realize that all the faggot anons who hate on me are all fat/poor/ugly/NEETS/most virgins who complain about not being able to talk to a girl on the bus(taking the bus lmao 2014 smh plebs)

[Anonymous No.8174261]

>>8171377
>I used to wear fingerless gloves all the time

[Anonymous No.8174277]

>>8174257
>not taking the bus as an alternative of paying for parking when you're not even guaranteed a spot and are probably long to lose your car anyway
>not taking the bus to avoid having a stroke as the result of road rage caused by notoriously frustrating LA traffic

[Anonymous No.8174285]

>>8174257
lemons ur a fag

[positivity No.8174300]

>mfw all star by smash mouth is stuck in my head

[Anonymous No.8174306]

>>8174245
shut the fuck up movie theater lad

[Anonymous No.8174307]

>>8174300
All glitters is gold only shooting stars break the mold it's a cool place and they say it gets colder you're bundled up now wait til you get older

[gvrvovtvevsvqvuve !!bEtBb73Hgjr No.8174312]

>>8174106
>tfw have huge keloid scar on left wrist because of arm surgery
>can't wear a watch at all
fucking sucks

[Anonymous No.8174366]

>>8171377
>hanging out with 10/10 girl and this beta orbiter tryhard guy whose trying to fuck her
>"Anon, I like your shoes"
>she looks over at his shoes
>"I don't like your shoes"

[Anonymous No.8174465]

>people asking me why I always dress in monochrome

[Anonymous No.8174707]

>>8174144
not thet guy but lol

[Anonymous No.8174724]

>>8174239
>everything sucks. god I just don't know what to do with myself I need to get out this house
iktf.
thank god i get to see my 3closest friends and hang out at shitcago this weekend...

[Anonymous No.8174735]

>>8171444
>tfw when

[Anonymous No.8174736]

>>8173750
Look up the word phishing.

[Anonymous No.8174770]

>>8171377
tucked in *does* look better unless it's a shit fit on the shirt or you're fat

[Anonymous No.8174773]

>>8173300
This feel all day long man

[Anonymous No.8174793]

>>8173076
Holy shit you're like the exact same heritage as me cept the Mexican part

[Anonymous No.8174799]

>>8174216
>i said no because she was wearing uggs
best life desicion ever

[Anonymous No.8174807]

>>8174306
>>8174245
#spritedaway

but even tho, he´s right u know, mexicans reek of AXE and shitty lotions wearing only Hollister and plebeian shit

i know becaue i livin in that shithole

[Anonymous No.8174813]

>>8174366
dat shit must have been hard for that betacunt

[Anonymous No.8174983]

>>8171774
>Communist Nazi

[Anonymous No.8175036]

>late highschool, super lanky, young dgaf
>go thrifting with friends often, buy dope thrifty shit
>old polo hats, baggy tech jackets, hockey jerseys, skinny af jeans etc. crusty protosadboi
>ride shopping carts thru mcdonalds drivethrus, ride freight trains between each others houses
>can still go home and play xbox, do normal teenage shit cause we aint homeless
>tfw now i am leaving uni, feel obligated to behave like an adult
>tfw i see these youthful goons and long to just be a part of them forever
>tfw i see my dad in the mirror now and i will never get those days back

damn life was good then. i guess now i have to cling to the aging process and hope i look good after all the weathering.

[Anonymous No.8175109]

>>8175036
I never asked for that feel

[Anonymous No.8175175]

>>8171542
>60% of /fa/
>I'm one of them
>tfw

[Anonymous No.8175306]

>>8175109
i never asked for it neither. you never do.

[Anonymous No.8175367]

>>8173730
An real hero

Was he effay?

[Anonymous No.8175373]

>>8171377
The 90's were all about the blousing.

[Anonymous No.8175374]

>>8173732
>>8173736
>>8173744
Nigguh wut

[Anonymous No.8175411]

>>8172151
w h y

[Anonymous No.8175421]

>>8174245
I like it because it makes me look better in comparison

[Anonymous No.8175429]

>>8174312
Sorry Anon

[Anonymous No.8175514]

>tfw cant wear shorts because i have stretchmarks in my knees

why? i´m not fat, i was fat when i was younger but thats it, since then i´vc been losing wheight and growing

[Anonymous No.8175742]

>this is the year i want a gf
>bring girls home: hand jobs, making out, whatever
>never feels right
>stop looking for casual sex/hook ups
>couldn't see myself with any of these girls
>find a girl a month ago
>start talking
>date on friday of next week
>goes really well, drinking and getting to know each other and having fun
>we kiss and cuddle
>plans for next week
>spend a couple hours together
>go back to my house to talk and make out
>drops me off at my friends place, plans for next week
>text her two days later about a show
>no response
>whatever she's busy
>text her after the weekend
>ignored
>text her two days later
>ignored
>no contact for two weeks now
>have nearly everything i could ever want
>friends, grades, clothes, personality, decent looks,
>cannot find a relationship
>for the past 4 years
>tindering in my room alone in the desperate hope of finding some girl i want to care about
>what the fuck is wrong with me

[Anonymous No.8176047]

>>8174306
My dick every time. Thank you based MTL

[Anonymous No.8176065]

>>8174144
Well it was technically a DIY job.

[Anonymous No.8176533]

>>8171444
>tfw still dress pleb even though I know better
Same dude, to all of it in fact: I'm losing weight, I'm down to 186lb from 220, but I still have a box full of clothes that I bought that are too small on me that would look great when I'm actually skinnier - Shit sucks though because I realize I have 0 muscle so I still look fat even though I'm 40lbs skinnier

[Anonymous No.8176541]

>>8175742
>go back to my house to talk and makeout

this is where you should have had sex with her

[Anonymous No.8176551]

>>8176541
you gotta know when to hold em
you gotta know when to fold em
this was a fold em time, should have tipped me off right away

[Anonymous No.8176598]

>>8175036
>not 15 anymore

what's the fucking point anymore?

[Anonymous No.8177836]

>>8175367
Ya we lived in a small town and he was "the guy"
At that time girls were going crazy for skaters and he had the look and the skill. Every guy called him young blood because he was really good for being a youngin

[Anonymous No.8177854]

>>8174064
>tfw tonight cuddling w qt, she caressed and complimented my forearms
made me feel like a god

[Anonymous No.8177951]

>>8172884
holy shit that suit fit makes me flutter
n-no homo

[Anonymous No.8177965]

>>8171535
Saving up tons of cash because going out on free internship soon.

I just want to spend :(

[Anonymous No.8178006]

>>8174032
Yes. why not?

[Anonymous No.8179732]

>be me
>in school wearing uniform
>wear chelsea boots o te be different from the plebs
>coat and scarf too because its cold
>obligatory skinnys
>walk with my friend in the yard
>some girls i dont even know wal by and i heard one say "hi booties" (booties in the term of boots in diminutive)
>keep walking straight
>after ten seconds my friend and i realize what happened
>wonder if she said it to me or to her friends
>my friend calls me Woody just because i wear boot
>tfw too self consicious

lol wtf? if by any chance that girl said that to me it was a compliment or an insult?, she was a 7/10 qt tho

[Anonymous No.8180238]

>>8173732
she's just acting out for attention/fishing for compliments ya dingus

[Anonymous No.8180298]

>>8173328
Not that guy but oh my god shut the fuck up. I'm not fat, never have been, never will be but I have been on a diet for aesthetic purposes and I can tell you a cheat meal once a week where you don't have to worry about calories/what you're eating does wonders for your motivation.

You really are a stupid prick

[Anonymous No.8180707]

>>8180238
no shit sherlock, i wouldn have realized about it, how come you get to this conclussion?

[Anonymous No.8181564]

>start talking to girl at bar bc her friend knows my friend
>actually hit it off
>talk heaps over past 4 weeks
>hang out at bars/parties a few times
>invite over to smoke weed
>making out implied
>new dealer so idk how good his shit is
>we share two small joints expecting it to be pretty mellow
>mfw it's the strongest weed i've ever smoked
>get so high i can barely talk
>worry she's having a bad time bc no conversation
>anxiety starts flaring up
>makes talking even harder
>after like 4 hours we're sober and she leaves for work, no hug, no 'see you soon' doesn't even look back as she walks out door
>not sure whether to message her again or not

I dun fucked up /fa/. At least i have a shitload of really good weed tho

[Anonymous No.8181861]

>>8181564
Just message her and say you were out of it as you didn't expect it to be that strong.

How did she handle the stuff?

[Anonymous No.8181881]

>tfw no /fa/ friends
The most basic of feels

[Anonymous No.8182362]

>>8181564
>wants girl to hug him or say goodbay after the worst trip of her life

i bet you fed her eggs too

[Anonymous No.8182410]

>tfw 7or8/10 but can't get similar bitches because how thirsty every guy is.
Seriously you can be a god damn 5/6 as a girl and get models wanting to fuck you for some unknown reason.

I just want an equally attractive girlfriend who is /fa/. I already tried going out with an uglier girl and the whole time you just think to yourself that you can do better.

[Anonymous No.8182471]

>friends always make joke implying me and other effay friend should date/be a couple
>confront them about it one day
>accidentally come across defensive about sexuality
>everyone thinks I'm repressing
>"anon, if you're not gay then why don't you have a gf?"

why

[Anonymous No.8182887]

>>8181861
ya she messaged me and said she was hell out of it too, so all is well :^)
>>8182362
yeah good point that was kinda self centred of me

[Anonymous No.8183011]

>>8181564
Holy shit exactly the same thing happened to me except with a qt french girl
she promptly left the country the day after I smoked with her and never saw her again ;-;

[Anonymous No.8183012]

>>8172833
>tfw girls never call me handsome
>tfw only been called cute
>tfw when babyface and p. big eyes

Is there a way to make your face skinnier?

[Anonymous No.8183045]

>>8173795
fucking furries

[Anonymous No.8184611]

>>8182471
why dont u

its not hard