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How to be /fa/ in a conversation?

Do I shut up, talk or just look at the people in disgrace or with a clever smirk?

>> No.8089895

>>8089890
Are Jew effay?

>> No.8089900

>>8089890
>How to be /fa/ in a conversation?
heres how you start
1. don't use /fa/ as an adjective to excuse your own offtopic shitposting
2. fuck off to /adv/
you will still be an annoying piece of shit but at least you won't be an annoying piece of shit on this board

>> No.8089905
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8089905

>>8089900

>i just want to be /fa/
>misunderstood.jpg

>> No.8089933

>>8089895
most effay

>> No.8089945

you look them up and down, then give them a look of disgust and then ignore them if they keep trying to talk to you.

if it is someone that you want to talk to, count to 10 in your head before replying to anything that they say, just like the guy from drive. it makes you look mysterious and intelligent. also chew on a toothpick to make you look manly.

>> No.8089948

>>8089905
you aren't misunderstood we're just tired of these fucking lifestyle threads they ruin the board

>> No.8089955

be friendly

be soft-spoken

don't talk too much, know your place in the convo

don't be too authoritative unless if you're manly as hell

express yourself with earthy words and good gestures

don't think too much

>> No.8089988

listen
understand
speak very clearly

stop thinking of reaction images to counter their points in your head

>> No.8089994

>>8089955
lol

>> No.8090003

>>8089900

ahaha

>> No.8090065

listen and remember details. people like it when you remember minute details about them/their life.

>> No.8090083

>>8089955
the fuck are earthy words?
like "harvest", "granite", and "grain"?

>> No.8090091

>>8090083

humble words that resonate

>> No.8090095

>>8089945
you know that at least one autist will take this advice literally right

>> No.8090099

>>8090091
can you give an actual example? maybe a little context if it's not to hard to provide?

>> No.8090101

>>8090083
>>8090091
I'm guessing it would be words that describe things well but aren't fedora-tier level of obscurity.

>> No.8090103

>>8090091
>>8090099
"hey...ur a...faggot...
pretty good example of it if u were wondering :^)

>> No.8090114

>>8090099

i've found that i start lots of phrases with "I feel" and "i've found" (lol) - this establishes a tone of earnestness

words-wise, just develop your own vocabulary. learn the big ones, learn the antiquated ones, the old ones...

>> No.8090116

>>8090114
>antiquated ones, the old ones...

woops

>> No.8090148

>>8090114
>i've found that i start lots of phrases with "I feel" and "i've found" (lol) - this establishes a tone of earnestness
Totally off topic but funny thing about MRA/MGTOW/manosphere general. They have this concept called "female solipsism". Revolves around the idea women see everything as being about them. They use examples of womens speech-- a woman says "I think this is so and so", "I feel like this about" but a man says "This is so and so". So the woman is more selfish for including the word "I" in her speech or something. But wouldn't it be the opposite? Talking about something that isn't objective and making it clear it's your viewpoint seems less selfish, more aware of the existence of other people, than just saying something has to be this way.

>> No.8090214

>>8090148
I often use 'I' in statements, like 'I think [ur a fgt]'
Does this make me a woman? Can i wear effay womin outfits now?

>> No.8091678

generally fa people only talk to their friends never go out on their own and look disappointingly at the crowd of strangers they wish to impress

they go home feeling like there life has no meaning and the next morning they are lurking more meaningful fash

also you need a clique of friends that's not really strong but full of enthusiasm just one level above every one being into each other because they think its cool but not quite approaching any sort of mutual respect where people stop "playing the game" expect the friendship to last 2 years and define your golden years once it falls apart you will wallow in self pity for aprox 1 and a half years and by that time you will no longer be fa and go out and have a amazing life

from expo

>> No.8091684 [DELETED] 

>>8090148
modern feminism pretty much shows girls only care about them selves and want every thing in the world with no death or taxes

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>>8090148
>these are the thoughts of men who have been alone for far too long

>> No.8091683

>>8090083

shit was so granite

>> No.8091691

Let's keep the misogyny at a minimum boys, mmkay?

>> No.8091712

>>8089890

You listen. You respond. You converse.

>> No.8091719

>>8091691
>mmkay
fuck off you autistic faggot

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8091720

>>8091719
damn, did someone call your fit shit in the WAYWT thread?

>> No.8091736

>>8091683
>shit was so granite
lmao! this needs to become a thing

>> No.8091746

>>8090083
>walking through the city
>see this grainy ass faggot wearing rick dunks
>scan his body up and down until he becomes aware
>ask him ever so sarcastically "where did you harvest those, faggot"
>give him the slightest smirk and walk away like the self entitled faggot i am
>shit was so granite

>> No.8091946

>>8091746
did you suck his wood off later and steal his earthbaskets?

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>>8091746
kudos, man

for future generations to enjoy

>> No.8091991

>>8089955
you forgot rule 1: always be gentle

>> No.8091999

>>8091991

one word will define me on this board

one word

>> No.8092022

>>8089955
go to bed reportoftheweek

>> No.8092029

>>8091999
"faggot"

>> No.8092047

how do you respond to a group of people who say youre quiet? im not even that quiet i try to socialize and talk to people but they still get the impression that i hate people.

>> No.8092190

Truly /fa/ people talk well, but they only talk about meaningful stuff, not the weather or whatever.

It's pretty hard to do whilst still seeming sociable, but I'm working on it :^)

>> No.8092224

>>8091678


Yep. All true. Although you have most fun with people like that because everyone's more talkative and impressing each other and shit

>> No.8092245

Please stop with these threads.

>is x /fa/ ?

>How to be /fa/ doing y?

STOP

LIKE WHAT YOU LIKE, DO WHAT YOU DO.

If you want a guide on how to make yourself more attractive or whatever, go read some PUA bullshit, or listen to that faggot cool man luke. Stop shitting up this place made for the actual discussion of FASHION.

It's not how do I look/be more fashionable, it's "lets talk about x"

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8092260

>>8091999
"trips"

>> No.8092268

>>8092260

that's honestly a screencap worthy get

>> No.8092282

>>8090148
if this is true all it would show is that women have been taught from an early age to "know their place" and this manifests in their speech.
the woman has to acknowledge that whatever she says is only her little opinion.
mens rights activists are so fuckin delusional

>> No.8092286

>>8092283

what are you talking about dude

>> No.8092283

i've made myself a spectacle on an imageboard for some of the most neurotic content of all-internet.

i must leave this place.

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>>8092283

>> No.8092289

>>8092283

when images pop on my screen, it feels toxic. there's a sort of assault on my eyes by this content.

it's sick, it's destructive, it's inflammatory.

it's seductive, it's accessible, it can seep into your every day life.

yuck

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>>8092288

>> No.8092305
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>>8092289

there's an assault on your brain. your very sense of self - all of that doubt, all of that misunderstanding with your every day reality, the self that hasn't escaped into a new realm that our modern world allows for.

everything becomes a fight. a fight with a poster, a tripfag, your fashion, your body, your taste in food, your music, your mind, yourself.

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>>8092298

>> No.8092311
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8092311

>>8092305

yourself, the world, your reason for living.

it's creeping, crawling. it's like a thin layer of muscle that got beefed up by using it so often - that thing in your brain that 4chan trained, brought up, and manifested can change everything.

>> No.8092312

>>8092305
youre a fucking loser if browsing fa has affected you this way

>> No.8092318
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8092318

>>8092312

have you ever posted a feel in your 4chan career

ever? not once?

that's the beginning of the chemistry changing. The things that can be. The things that you wish could be. There's no way it can be had.

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8092323

>>8092318
ur losing it man u read too deep into literally everything
maybe u should just leave, goddamn. u cant handle an imageboard lol

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8092333

>>8092318
Lol
after a while you get over all of it
Embrace it

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8092331

>>8092318

things you will never have.

things you will never experience.

that's what this culture is obsessed with. new things. we're obsessed with many things. many of them "trivial" - that's how one would likely react in the past.

we're obsessed with crafting images of ourselves. new sexes, new bodies. new faces, new races.

our brains are spreading about, spilling around, ready to be molded and shaped by the new.

the lord is out of control.

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8092339

>>8092331
Stop it
My advice: stop it
Stop with the cryptic words

You will have a hard time finding a listening audience

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>>8092333

holy shit. you're actually brilliant, aren't you? using 4chan as a tool?

you seem like one of the first.

maybe poet was just a narrative.

maybe the man felt like creating a story. a legacy on 4chan. a star that shone, and died in a sad, emotional storm. he wanted you to have a hero. somebody to look up to.

he wanted to be an icon. it was an act.

i feel like you're connected to big things, Natalie. something important.

>> No.8092351

>>8092339

i bet mayli is brilliant too. neurotic as fuck, and utterly ridiculous. but a lovely girl, by all means.

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>>8092351
That's what I find attractive, when you mention it. Neuroticism.

I want to fuck mayli because of that chaos inside her

<
Pic is face of evil

>> No.8092362

>>8092359

i feel like half-asian girls tend to be more neurotic - there's something about them.

>> No.8092375

>>8092359
Who's Mayli?

>> No.8092388

>>8092345

man reading your posts is like watching southland tales

>> No.8092397

>>8092388

oh god that movie looks horrible

the fact that my writing emulates it makes me feel like a hack

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8092410

>>8092375
"Harvard upper middle class good girl" who went and did facial abuse "pretty much the lowest you can go In porn as soon as she turned 18

She can take a dick though
I just want to fuck her stupid and then cuddle with her and tell her everything we will be okay

I want to being order to her chaos
And I want her disorder to bring destruction to me

To conhnore:
There is a point of apathy I feel you have to overcome
It's best to stay ignorant sometimes IMO
After a while things can get to you in life
You know what I mean?

>> No.8092411

>>8092397

nah its not that bad

are you high though?

>> No.8092418

Be terse. Never use more words than you have to.
Don't have a shaky voice.
Having an accent is a plus.
If they get aggressive, destroy them with your insanely large vocabulary. If you don't have a large vocabulary, go to fuccboi general and ask "w2c large vocabulary"
Don't be afraid to disagree
If somebody's wrong, don't destroy them and completely chop them down about it. When correcting them say "Ehh, no I think it's something more like __"
Scoff often.
Reference literature.
Don't you fucking stutter. Not even once.
Implement literary devices and rhetoric in your speaking in a simple yet refined manner. Antithesis, chiasmus, litotes, and synechdoche are good places to start.
Speak with your eyes and face as well.
Don't gesticulate. People already think you're gay because of your impeccable fashion sense, moving your hands around with every word isn't helping you out any.
Try to actually contribute something. This is an exchange of ideas, not waiting for your turn to talk while intermittently saying vapid things.
Don't interrupt others and don't let them interrupt you.
If you're offended or upset by anything anybody says then you're doing it wrong.
Don't say "You know?" When you present your ideas, it is a statement, not a question. You are STATING what you think, not inviting them to join you on a bandwagon of your own uncertainty.

Develop a silver tongue. Don't avoid confrontation or talk your way out of getting your ass kicked, just give your words such power that you could beat someone down without even raising your hand to him.

>> No.8092415

>>8092410

yeah, the notions that prolonged 4chan use stirs up within you can make it hard to live in every-day society

but this is only bound to spread

>>8092411

yes

>> No.8092422

>Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

>> No.8092429

>>8092410
what the fuck

>> No.8092473

>>8089900
#REKT

>> No.8092517

>>8092418
>destroy them with your insanely large vocabulary

stupendous suggestion m'lady

>> No.8092609

>>8092415
Fluctuations in temperature (going from relatively cold lecture hall to outside where it is 85 degrees) can cause goosebumps. You don't have to be cold to get goosebumps, and the fact that you don't know that is amusing.

Goosebumps serve to increase the distance between hair follicles and increase the distance from the epidermis to the top of the follicle. In mammals (before humans, so mammals with fur), they were meant to increase the amount of air trapped between the hair and surface of the skin. This is called insulation, and it can keep you either warm or cold.

#rekt

>> No.8093926

>>8089890
>how to be /fa/ in a conversation


First rule: Do drugs before participating in any form of socialization.

Second rule: Complement your conversation partner's current choice of wardrobe and proceed to subtly hint that yours is better than his.

Third rule: never get laid, always remember that dating costs money. Dating will drain your bank account fast, leaving you with no money to cop new threads.