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Hello, hello, hello /fa/!

Me and my oligarchy of wealthy resellers and models who, after getting home from a day of modelling and having sex, like to stir up /fa/ and make fun of the plens in af1s and doc martens have decided its time for a change of pace.

Most of you fine young lads can't comprehend a lot of what I'm saying anyway, and the fun is drying up, we've milked you for all you're worth.

So we'll be adopting a more direct approach that will be tailored to you more - shall we say, diminutive - cognitive abilities.

Things will be now more focused on helping you improve in your school work, your sex lives(or helping you get one in a lot of cases) and things of that nature.

This is just a quick PSA, look out for a new brand of more direct and helpful posting in the future!

>> No.8065900

When will Australians be banned from 4chan?
Raw fucking cancer.

>> No.8065898

>>8065891
>doc martins
lol someone is still cut that most of the board thinks that asokone is way better looking than you, you red skinned psoriasis having tryhard

p.s. your writing is like a year 8 level

>> No.8065905

>>8065898
holy fuck u sadcunt please stop making this a contest of 'better looking', truly disturbing

>> No.8065917

>>8065898
I notice you said 'year 8' which means in all likelihood you're coming to us from sunny down under!

This new program is designed to help you especially so!

I am going to tell you about all the SECRET fashion spots the experts don't want you to know!

In your particular case, judging by your tone, fondness for repetition and dull, ineffectual diatribe, we're going to assume you're between the ages of 16-18.

We'll be doing a special report and self help seminar for people in your position shortly.

STAY TUNED

>> No.8065921

>>8065891

i never can tell if shit like this is meant to be funny or if it truly is autism at work.

in your case i'm going to go with the latter

>> No.8065922

>>8065891
wow guy in OP looks good as fuck

pigfuck what are you doing? dont you have any tinychat to raid or something
dont become the new slater pls

>> No.8065930

>>8065891
give me attention pls

>> No.8065931

>>8065905
don't be shy my little average andy. its a fashion board and looks are everything. besides ur far ahead of pigfuck. hes diseased with bad skin and is a dumb little tryhard who puts wayy too much effort into his little rants and pics.

hey pigfuck ive got a question: what do u recommend for skin treatment? u must be an expert m8 seeing as how much a tryhard u are and ur fucked skin haha

>> No.8065928

Sage

>> No.8065932

>>8065922
i love you pepyn, i always have.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leszhXgHCCA

>> No.8065938

>>8065932
im gonna buy the raf ombre sweater so we can wear the same thing!!

>> No.8065940

>>8065905
>>8065917
I don't know whose worse. The hostile little retard with a skin disorder who keeps trying the tired "puppet master" routine over and over, or the boring pleb who thinks he is going to be a writer and trips on a fashion board because he has no social life at all. You're both pretty pathetic, to be honest. I'd recommend you both to try and improve, but we both know that is never going to happen.

>> No.8065941

>>8065932
That is really strange

Wtf pigfuck

>> No.8065951

>>8065940
how about the guy who just spent like 5 minutes of his life attempting to 'ether' someone on 4chan
how's he doing

>> No.8065967

>pigfuck
yep, shitty thread. gtfo

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>>8065931
its this sort of anti social, addictive, depressive self harmful behavior that i am talking about, i am going to help you overcome whatever is eating at you, we're going to get through this together.

whats eating you, friend? tell uncle pig, im here to help.

>> No.8065974

>>8065951
whats ether mean asokone-kun? did u make gf yet? pifguck said he has sex regularly. does that mean he is better than u?

>> No.8065979

im so glad i finally figured out how to filter trips

>> No.8065977

>>8065940
i think it might be the guy posting on anon repeating the same thing for over 2 hours, and thats why i am here, for people like you, tell me what it is thats got you in such a huff.

>> No.8065980

>>8065972
answer the question faggot instead of making more tryhard effortposts. what do u use on ur fucked up skin every day to try and make it better?

>> No.8065983

>>8065972
>>8065977
lel its getting to him.

y is ur skin so red and fucked up pigfuck? psoriasis?

>> No.8065985

>>8065980
i wonder how many more replies you'll get out of him kek

>> No.8065992

ugh I wish I could just filter Australians. I'm 99% sure pigfuck, asokone and all these anons raping them are Aussies. /fa/ would be so much better without them. Oh well, time to log off for 10 hours until they are gone.

>> No.8065994

> not filtering retarded trips.

>> No.8065995

This will be the first ever Pigfuck self-help, advice and discussion thread. I know a lot of you out there are hurting, hell, me in my callous - but justified - arrogance may have made the hurt just that much worse. For that, I am so terribly apologetic.

>> No.8065997

my trip is #trains, goodnight

>> No.8066000

>>8065995
I'l be here for another 20 minutes friends, I know christmas is a rough time of year for a lot of folks but thats ok, this is a SUPPORT thread above all else.

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8066003

>>8065932

i hope this is just a poor attempt at satire

>> No.8066006

>>8065997
u trip on a fashion board and look like a mall tier little tryhard wanker m8. dont come back

>> No.8066009

>>8065995
>>8066000
hi pigfuck I have a question:
How do you treat psoriasis?

>> No.8066011

>>8066003
>satire
>not an allegory for the hong kong underground opium market under british rule

Looks like we can add critical thinking and textual deconstruction to the list of topics we need to work on.

>> No.8066012

>>8066009
Why ask him for? He obviously doesn't know since the cunt is riddled with it...

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8066026

As a side note I'll also be using this thread as a pseudo blog to update you about my life so that you might get an insight into what its like to be successful and rich.

Just purchased this little number, with an estimated street value of $1300 this will be a nice addition to my already world class wardrobe.

>> No.8066029

>>8066026
Also for those out there wondering, who's the lucky lady, who's the girl that fathered your two beautiful children.

Well let me say you're in luck, i've got something SUPER special lined up for you curious cats out there.

>> No.8066034

>>8066026
oh nice im also a tumblr girl wanna hang out

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8066040

Ok gentlemen, this is Pigfuck your style and life guru signing out until next time. Good luck and GOD BLESS.

>> No.8066045

>>8066029
Kill yourself.
You truly are the worst trip on this board, you ruin every thread you end up in, you have no redeemable qualities whatsoever, nobody likes you here.
It's as if you enjoy degrading yourself in front of people, like you get a kick out of reminding yourself and everyone else just how lonely you are.

Do you have a fetish for being mocked and degraded? Do you get off to porn where girls laugh at the mans owned size? I wouldn't be surprised.

You actually make me think that trunks isn't bad at all, that's how much of a dense fucking cunt you are.
Kill yourself in this thread, livestream it, make today the day.

>> No.8066048

>>8066045
Mans penis size*.

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>>8066040
owned