/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.8022539]

serious question: how many /fa/s are closeted gays or bisexuals?

[Anonymous No.8022549]

Bisexual but havent copped to it yet, obviously much easier to hide.

[Anonymous No.8022591]

95% hetero here

[Anonymous No.8022602]

i'm completely hetero but seriously worry if girls assume that i'm gay because i care about what i wear and wear things that actually fit

[Anonymous No.8022606]

>>8022539
>>8022549
Yall niggas don't kno that he's secretly bi
He should hide dat faggot shit till the day he die.

[Anonymous No.8022609]

I choose not to be gay.

[Anonymous No.8022616]

>>8022539
I wouldn't mind being gay, however dudes aren't the least bit attractive to me. I guess most straight guys here are like that?

[Anonymous No.8022624]

>>8022616

you wouldn't mind be gaying as in you wouldn't mind fucking guys in the ass

[Anonymous No.8022623]

>>8022609

[Anonymous No.8022630]

i just know all my gross habits and all my other male friend's gross habits and can not imagine being attracted to that shit

[Anonymous No.8022634]

>>8022630
And girls aren't at least as gross, right? Lol...

[Anonymous No.8022633]

>bi/heteroflexible

[Anonymous No.8022645]

totally not attracted to guys in physical appearance or nature, but 10 years of cock focused porn has made me wonder about sucking dick before. i guess thats like 80% straight?

[Anonymous No.8022659]

Girls are like a half-assed internet browser.
The gui has a thousand buttons and every one is mislabeled.
It asks you 'are you sure?' every time you try to click your fucking mouse, and it returns 'unable to complete task' when you've finally figured out how to tell it what to do.
I'm not surprised some men choose to be gay.
#autistdetected

[Anonymous No.8022662]

>>8022609

[Anonymous No.8022669]

Love the pussy but secretly think guys are more attractive than girls in general. Most girls are ugly

[Anonymous No.8022683]

Closeted gay here, currently in a relationship with a girl

[Anonymous No.8022821]

straight here

captcha knows all i guess

[Anonymous No.8022842]

>>8022821
Wow I haven't seen a captcha in ages. Not since I purchased my 4chan pass. Pleb

[Anonymous No.8022892]

>know how to dress
>pretty flamboyant
>silver-tongued
>social butterfly
>want to be a hairstylist
>can pick out a good looking guy when I see one
>a million other gay stereotypes

Yet my sexual life is all about girls.

Sometimes I puzzle myself, even.

[Anonymous No.8022930]

>>8022892
dont dress for girls, dress for yourself

[Anonymous No.8022931]

>>8022892
>want to be a hairstylist

ur def gay

[Anonymous No.8022949]

>>8022931
make all the fun you want

he'll have the last laugh when he's cutting hair at an upscale salon and drowning in milf poon

[Anonymous No.8022968]

>>8022892
Nigga did you just call yourself a social butterfly?
You gay dog, and it's OK.

[Anonymous No.8022975]

Let me put it like this...

>Not attracted to any man
>Would not mind having sex with a man
>Pretty sure its in my future.

[Anonymous No.8022979]

>tfw friends call you gay because of your clothing

[Anonymous No.8022981]

>tfw I record myself and find that my speaking voice is flamboyant and lispy

What the fuck do I do? I'm not gay and I've spoken like this. The reason I started browsing /fa/ is because I wanted a qt gf. It can't be because of low T levels either, I can grow a neckbeard in a day and a half and my dick is pretty large. Anyone else like this?

[Anonymous No.8022985]

>>8022979
if they r mean with u theyre not ur friends op :)
we are more ur friends than they are

[Anonymous No.8022987]

>>8022985
so you should tell them to fuck off?

[Anonymous No.8022991]

>>8022987
if they dont accept ur clothing and call u gay then u just get new friends

[Anonymous No.8023014]

>>8022985
naw dude
if someone can't call you a glorious winged faggot to your face without you getting offended, then you aren't really friends.

[Anonymous No.8023025]

>>8023014
yeah if you aren't talking shit to a "friend"... you aren't good friends.

[Anonymous No.8023032]

>>8022842
good goy

[Anonymous No.8023084]

>>8022624
lol that's pretty much me haha

[Anonymous No.8023096]

>>8022669
yeh like i tend to admire male models more over female models idk i just think there is so much more beauty to them :/

[Anonymous No.8023099]

>>8022949
sheeiiit nigga

[Anonymous No.8023107]

>>8022602
same here, 75% of the time that i flirt with a girl, she goes " oooooh aren't u gayyy ? "

[Anonymous No.8023110]

>>8022975
iktf

[Anonymous No.8023174]

straight. However find males attractive and have done sexual stuff with them, but it cemented the fact I am straight and just appreciate the aesthetics of males

[Anonymous No.8023779]

>>8023174
>find males attractive and have done sexual stuff with them
>clearly is attracted to girls in the same exact way
>bi·sex·u·al
bīˈsekSHo͞oəl/Submit
adjective
1.
sexually attracted to both men and women.

[Anonymous No.8023805]

Closeted gay but I'm pretty sure everyone knows because I'm really into fashion and art, I care way to much about how I look, and I've never had a gf.

[Anonymous No.8023816]

i feel gay af but im 100% str8

thx fa

[Anonymous No.8023819]

>>8022549
im bi sexual... havnt had sex with other guys but i dono id give myself a 70-30 with majority straight

have you done anything with guys before?

[Anonymous No.8023846]

i'm attracted to guys but not romantically, but not open about it

pretty sure some people think i'm full gay because i care about my appearance and tfw no gf

[Anonymous No.8023850]

>>8022981
Go to a vocal coach or something if you're that worried about it.

[Anonymous No.8023852]

Like, a 5.5 on the Kinsey scale here. I've got a bf but still not officially "out" to anyone yet. We kinda keep it a secret between our two families and he's only out to one of his friends.

[Anonymous No.8023859]

>>8022630
>implying grills dont have gross habits they're just very good at hiding

[Anonymous No.8023868]

>>8022683
Do you guys fuck?

[Anonymous No.8023873]

>>8023859
yeah, just look at all the threads about playing with blood clots in /cgl/

[Anonymous No.8023885]

>>8023873
Blood clots are the worst like you sneeze or cough or laugh or stand up and a bunch of blood just falls down.

[droak No.8023927]

closeted bi i guess, mostly straight though(1-2 kinsey).
dont know about closeted, just dont feel the need to tell people irl though unless i wanna get in their pants or if they have a good reason to ask. tbh, im very confused by sex and social dynamics etc so i rather not face it-

many people think i am a closeted gay though and pretty much only guys has ever hit on me.

also
>tfw talking to a qtpie who tells me she is into yaoi and her kink is gaysex

[Anonymous No.8023944]

im a closet gay but im only closet because im only into older men

a older effay man makes me so horny i just cant explain it

but a guy in my age dosent make me hard at all

its strange but what ever

my boyfriend is 59 years old and im 24

[Anonymous No.8023985]

i am a closeted gay guy

but i have a gf that i fuck on the reg

am i effay?

[Anonymous No.8023990]

>>8023944

[Anonymous No.8023991]

Never been with another guy, but I've seen a couple that I would stick it in.
Guess I'm bi.

[Anonymous No.8023994]

>>8023990

[Anonymous No.8023996]

im openly bi as shit, i think the fact that my attraction to dudes makes me seem unattainable has gotten me laid at least once

[Anonymous No.8024000]

>>8023994

[Anonymous No.8024002]

>>8022539
im closeted bi

[Anonymous No.8024003]

>>8024000

[Anonymous No.8024008]

>>8024003

this makes me so hard

[uuuuhhhh No.8024013]

these aren't even like hot old guys they're just old guys

[droak No.8024033]

pls stop with the imagedump

[Anonymous No.8024053]

straight guy lurking out of curiosity until this faggot starting posted startling pics

[Anonymous No.8024098]

>>8024013

i love older men

[Anonymous No.8024144]

I'm open about being bisexual but I don't flounder it, if people ask me I'll tell.
People said it was obvious because I like to wear big ass combat boots like a skinhead.
I really like boys with a buzz cut and a skinhead look.

I also cross dress in secrecy at least 3 times a week.

[Anonymous No.8024197]

I used to identify as bi, but i don't think it's the right label for me, i don't find males sexually attractive, i find feminine traits attractive, even if said traits are attached to a penis. i don't know what that means, but ah well. only been with girls so far though.

[Anonymous No.8024220]

Not sexually attracted to men, not really interested in women that much, only enjoy them in porn and even then I feel disgusted afterwards.

I was at a pub yesterday with family and there were some 'attractive' waitresses, the usual stuff.
Ponytails, pretty, well dressed, you know the drill.

My younger brother kept on making jokes about sex basically, and it really fucking riled me up, I couldn't say anything though because it was his birthday lol.

He kept looking around and staring at them as if to reinforce the fact that he wasn't gay.

Is it just me that gets really fucking annoyed when people sexualise women like that?
It's not funny, it's sexist shit, objectifying them.
I don't browse tumblr or anything lol, I just find it pathetic.

I mean are you really going to ask for a waitresses number, /really/? It's degrading, they get that shit all day long and it's just gross.

[Anonymous No.8024274]

>>8024144
post CD pics

[Anonymous No.8024286]

Bisexual since sophomore year of high school. Have only dated one guy seriously but I mostly date girls and hook up with guys/girls when I'm not in a relationship. Have only dated one girl that wasn't comfortable with it but she got over it after like 2 months of dating, I don't know why straight people think you're more prone to cheat if you're bisexual.

Attractive enough to get a taste of both sides, most people don't even suspect I like guys too when they first meet me. Gay guys can tell though, I guess "gaydar" is real.

[Anonymous No.8024290]

>>8024220
Agreed, so fucking tired of walking somewhere with my "friends" and having to put up with them acting like a bunch of monkeys everytime we are passing a good looking woman.

[droak No.8024332]

>>8024220
>>8024290
I know these feels, and I even live in the supposedly most gender-equal country in the world. everyone are very hetronormative, sexist and homophobic.

[Anonymous No.8024334]

Was closeted up until last year. Got really into /fa/ around October.
>Mfw "I couldn't tell before, but now I can." when I show off new fits.
>Mfw totally un-flamboyant though
>Mfw getting engaged

[Anonymous No.8024375]

idk if im big or not. was thinking to myself the other day that while having a three way with another dude and a female I wouldn't be opposed to messing around with the dude. not sure if I would do one on one dude tho.

[Anonymous No.8024388]

>>8024375

u don't know if ur a big guy?

[Anonymous No.8024412]

i used to think i was closeted gay/bi because people just assumed i was. realistically though, i can rarely judge the attractiveness of a male so i'm pretty sure i'm not gay.

it would be a huge inconvenience too, i would hate to deal with unnecessary prejudice, difficulty ascertaining orientation of partners, etc

[Anonymous No.8024416]

>>8024388
4 u

[Anonymous No.8024484]

>>8024388
bisexual

[Anonymous No.8024537]

asexual

soemtimes i wish i had a qt gf just to hang out with and look cool with

[Anonymous No.8024546]

>>8024537
This is just a virgin's poor excuse

>source: I am one

[Anonymous No.8024566]

>>8024546
i've had sex a few times but didn't really enjoy it. it just felt awkward, stressful and wrong

i'm not really desperate for a gf but sometimes i think it would be nice as, like, the "ultimate fashion accessory"

[Anonymous No.8024580]

>>8024537
>asexual
lrn2wiki b4 making an ass of yurself

>Asexuality is distinct from abstention from sexual activity and from celibacy,[11] which are behavioral and generally motivated by factors such as an individual's personal or religious beliefs;[12] sexual orientation, unlike sexual behavior, is believed to be "enduring".[13]

Also post pics I bet no one wants to fuck you anyhow

[Anonymous No.8024588]

>>8022930
This is what stupid people say.
Dress for the respect of others.

[Anonymous No.8024605]

>>8024588
>Dress for the respect of others.
This doesn't really make sense either but whatever
It's like in the same level as do drugs to fit in

[Anonymous No.8024614]

>>8024588
You should be the only one who should really care and give a shit about your image
If you start dressing for others you become an awkward little faggot

[hip$ster !HALO3F/O26 No.8024633]

all men are a little bit homosexual. the asexual purity of male relationships is, in my opinion, a myth

I'm not gay enough to bang a dude but I can't claim to see nothing sexual in the male body, or to see nothing intimate in male friendship

I don't think being gay and being into fashion are all that closely connected.

[Anonymous No.8024749]

>>8023868
Not really. We have a few times, but recently I've been avoiding it.

[Anonymous No.8024789]

>tfw hooked up with a qt azn guy last night who gave me head on top of the harbour wall while the sun came up and now won't stop texting me

s-straight

[Anonymous No.8024800]

>>8024633
Would you suck a dick if the circumstances where right?

[Anonymous No.8024818]

>>8024332
Iceland?

[Anonymous No.8024872]

>>8024789
He wants to fuck.

[Anonymous No.8024886]

>>8024872

I think you're right anon

[Anonymous No.8024921]

>>8024290
>>8024220
>iktf

Sometimes my bros just seem like fucking savages

[droak No.8024931]

>>8024818
no, sweden.
should have said one of the most, not the most.

[Anonymous No.8024945]

What's the difference, if i can get neither grills or boys? My sexuality is wizard.

[Anonymous No.8024947]

Closeted bi, only a few close friends and some classmates I shoot the shit with but will never see again after this semester know. One gay acquaintance told me "you're incredibly butch for a bi guy"

Guess that's why it's well hidden. Whatever. I do wish I was straight tho -- it would make life a lot simpler.

[Anonymous No.8024953]

>>8024931

[droak No.8025027]

>>8024953
sorry,
though it is a pretty complex matter, sweden is most equal in some stuff like and in some not. according to eu it is the most equal country in eu, that should say a lot.

[Anonymous No.8025611]

trap

[Anonymous No.8025836]

sucked a random dudes dick in the street a month ago.. n-no homo though. right?

[Poe Man Tyrone No.8026107]

I honestly don't know if I'm Bisexual or not. I admire cute and handsome boys, but I could never work up the courage to kiss or fuck one. What ever though pussy's good.

[Anonymous No.8026125]

I crave the BBC

[Anonymous No.8026136]

I guess I'm bisexual. I don't really know if I should tell anyone. I don't really consider it important enough to "come out of the closet" or anything. I'm worried that it would be awkward and my friends would be afraid to say "faggot" around me or something lame like that.

[Anonymous No.8026172]

>tfw staying at home all day
>eat two eggs, a tomato and a cucumber only
>one meal
>just lie down on the bed all day when you get dizzy from hunger
>just feels like a drug trip after a week, just open some playlist and aimlessly just look at the ceiling
>lost 3 kg in one week
feels good nigga

[Anonymous No.8026176]

>>8022539
Anyone can give ID on those jeans?

[Anonymous No.8026181]

I'm only really attracted to bear modes, men over 40, girls between 18-25, and traps.

I'm closet something.

[Anonymous No.8026182]

that's all muscle/fat, not just fat faggot

[Anonymous No.8026201]

>>8024220

i know the feeling, and i love women.

[Anonymous No.8026215]

I'm a closeted gay guy but I feel like my friends already know or have suspicions, since one of them heard a rumor that I apparently got busy with a guy a few weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.8026227]

Does it make me bi if I have a low threshold for sucking dick?
Like, if someone offered me £50 or something I'd do it. I don't find the male physique attractive but a dick in my mouth doesn't seem so bad.

[Anonymous No.8026229]

Bi, and yes, in the closet.

Doubt anyone would be too surprised, I make joking allusions to it often enough.

[Anonymous No.8026258]

I don't really know if I'm bi or not. I found some guys really atractive, but most men are gross for me. Also, I know that if I said that I'm openly bi, most girls would feel disgusted by me and the little friends I have would reject me. So I stick with being straight.

tbh I'm not looking for sex, I just want someone who I can trust and loves me as much as I do.

[Anonymous No.8026268]

>>8026258
>tbh I'm not looking for sex, I just want someone who I can trust and loves me as much as I do.
iktf

[Anonymous No.8026275]

I'm bi but I'm female. I've only ever told a couple of close friends.
A part from them only my boyfriend knows.

I'm scared to tell anyone else because people usually see bisexuals as "confused" or "slutty".

I used to see bisexuals like that too, which is why it took me so long to admit to myself than I like both guys and girls : /

[Anonymous No.8026313]

>>8024614
sneaky sneaky Leo

[Anonymous No.8026320]

>>8026275
meh, I feel every female is somewhat bi. Or at least it's not a social taboo for them to embrace the bit of bisexuality every human has in him

[Anonymous No.8026344]

>>8026320
I feel like it's more acceptable to be a lesbian than bi. If a girl is bi people usually think she's just a slut.

[Anonymous No.8026817]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEk-g0Ig7H0&feature=kp

>not being gay

[Anonymous No.8026965]

>>8022539
I guess I would be called a closet bisexual but I don't really consider myself that. I don't feel the need to tell anyone I like guys, if someone asked I would say yes.

[Anonymous No.8027098]

>thought I might be a little bit
>black out drunk at a party
>gay guy kisses me
>nope.jpg
>feel nauseous for an entire day

at least I know I'm not gay

[Anonymous No.8027142]

>Be me
>thought I was gay
>go on craiglist
>finally muster the courage
>reply to dick sucking add
>go to his place
>dude was 7/10
>we start slow
>make out
>do it for 3 seconds
>feel fucking weird as shit
>say I can't do this
>walk out

I must have a fucked up brain or something... I get turned on by trannies but when it comes to actually doing the gay act... I just can't picture it.