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Need an /fa/ way to ask a girl to prom.
Needs to be smooth, unique, and /fa/ggoty.
(unique will be a huge contradiction here)

Help a /fa/ggot out.

>> No.7962698

enjoy ur ban

>> No.7962712

wan sum fuk or
ayo gurrl, u a beaver, coz daaaamn

don't have to thank me

>> No.7962728

>>7962693
hey baby, u got a kid?
cos you look like OOH MA MA!

or

hey baby, u got parking?
cos i wanna PARK MY CAR!

>> No.7962743

Make it a declarative statement like "Hey, let me take you to prom".
If you're in the same social stratosphere she'll be as stoked as you are.
But don't date and marry her. Most likely you're a self-indulgent narcissist who doesn't care about her at all.
Enjoy your prom.

>> No.7962752

>>7962728
i dont think dunkey lines will work on a girl

>> No.7962764

ay gurl u wan sum fuk

>> No.7962768

Give her a pair of geobaskets
inside those geobaskets, a ring
inside that ring, your dick

>> No.7962772
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>> No.7962798

Ask her is shes an archeologist.

>> No.7962839

white rose with white silky ribbon tied around it. attached to the ribbon a small piece of paper.
"prom with anon?"

on one hand it sounds like something a teen girl would gush about, on the other it sound cringey so not sure

>> No.7962841
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7962841

Everytime

>> No.7963073

place a sruli dildo on her bed custom engraved with "cum to prom w me bbz" n den u give her the sruli skin ring