/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.7844070]

So I just made a bet on a fart and lost, should I was my raws or will fabreeze do the trick? There is only a little bit of poop.

[coconut No.7844075]

>>7844070

[Anonymous No.7844074]

>not wanting poop fades

[Anonymous No.7844081]

>>7844075
>>7844074
>>7844070
lol

[Anonymous No.7844084]

>>7844075
>coconut
why do they keep multiplying?

[Anonymous No.7844093]

>>7844070
What the actual fuck you did?

[Anonymous No.7844094]

>>7844084
It's probably just another alias, like Roasted and his numerous followers.

[tomato No.7844097]

>>7844070
>only a little bit of poop

[Anonymous No.7844099]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hershey+squirts

[Anonymous No.7844101]

>>7844070
goddammit I can't stop laughing

[coconut No.7844128]

>>7844084
because fuck you thats why

[coconut No.7844140]

>>7844084
also because science bitch

[Anonymous No.7844150]

>shit went through your underwear into the jeans

what the hell

[Anonymous No.7844165]

OP here, I wiped it off and fabreezed it. Too early to wash these jeans, I also only have one pair and laundry day is not until sunday. Seems to have done the trick.
>>7844150
I was wearing boxers it dribbled out when I tried to check if it was liquid or gas.

[tomato No.7844172]

>>7844097
reminds me of an experience i once had in a urban outfitters..

[Anonymous No.7844183]

>>7844172
do tell

[Anonymous No.7844198]

>>7844084
wasn't there a carrot?

[Anonymous No.7844200]

>>7844165
>Too early to wash these jeans

Most people would consider that jeans splattered with shit are "dirty enough" to be washed.

[Anonymous No.7844211]

>>7844200
but I've only had them for 2 months

[tomato No.7844262]

>>7844183
>be me looking for some shorts
>go in an UO nearby
>look around the store for about 30 min
>find 2 pairs
>fitting room time
>prior to the shopping i had drank a ton of liquids
>have been squirming around for a while needing to pee
>close the door and shuck pants
>try the first pair of jeans on
>oh shit nigga muh prostate
>take them off real fast and sit down on the bench for a minute to contain myself
>okletsdothis.png
>quickly throw on the shorts
>start to zip them up
>way too tight, squeezes my bladder
>the stank urine flows onto the loin cloth
>oh my god
>feel relived as fuck tho
>take them bad bois off and get my clothes back on
>walk of the room telling the worker ill hold onto them for a little while or some shit
>find a the messy sale rack and throw them under a bunch of fallen clothes
>walk briefly out of the store and to my car

urban outfitters no even once.

[Anonymous No.7844298]

>>7844262
that sucks, I wonder what the guy who found them thought?

[tomato No.7844307]

>>7844298
these are the wonders that ponder our minds.