/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.7735931]

This guy stops you at the street, tells you he's new to this place and want some good recommendation for local clothes shops. What would you say to him?

[Anonymous No.7735936]

rape him obviously

[Anonymous No.7735952]

uh, well my cities pretty boring.

Santana Row is good for rich people shopping, Theres a burburry and Urban Outfitters and a bunch of pricey European boutiques. Also a huge ass H&M

A uniqlo and Zaras just opened across the street at Valley Fair mall. Thats kinda it for San Jose. theres some streetwear boutiques downtown too, but they're full of hypebeasts.

[Anonymous No.7735972]

i compliment him on the ervell backpack and ask him why the fuck he's in iowa

[Anonymous No.7735974]

tell him there are none

[Anonymous No.7735993]

>>7735952
sounds better then my state. I straight have to buy everything online.

[Anonymous No.7736001]

tell him to read the fucking sticky

[Anonymous No.7736042]

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.7736048]

"You're in suburban Mississippi, dude. Check out the Gap if you want."

[Anonymous No.7736091]

>>7735931
>Say wait
>Ask him to pull out his phone
>Go to tuxbell
>"Read the fucking sticky you fuccboi"
>Waddle off in my thicc layers in 80 F temperature

[Anonymous No.7736119]

>>7735931

"Go to Dublin"

[Anonymous No.7736123]

>>7735931

would you suck me off for twenny bucks? I'll cop some forties and an ounce if u shy

[Anonymous No.7736479]

>>7736048
How's Mississippi doing these days?

[Anonymous No.7736743]

>>7736479
I can't speak for the state as a whole but around here it's not bad.

[Anonymous No.7736756]

um... theres a nordstroms rack... you should just drive to chicago.

[FranzKafka !UUKVbBBwvY No.7736778]

>>7735931
without even looking at him I'd say "there's a homeless shelter down the street that might have something on your level"

[Anonymous No.7736823]

walk down fairfax and cop supreme

[Anonymous No.7736843]

>>7736048
where are you in mississippi?

I grew up there, but I left for college and probably won't live there again. hated it at the time but always get nostalgic about it now. miss the food, music, and culture, just not the people.

[Anonymous No.7736867]

>>7736843
I live in Flowood (near Brandon/Jackson) and I'm in school in Hattiesburg.

[Anonymous No.7737120]

>>7736119
I am also an Irishfag. Do we know each other?

[Phil McKracken No.7739407]

>acid wash denim
is this the 60s or spring 2013?

[Anonymous No.7739418]

>>7735931
hey miles

[Anonymous No.7739437]

>>7735931
theres a kohl's 3 blocks from here