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7715726 No.7715726 [Reply] [Original]

Is this an issue with skinny jeans?
Am I not meant to wear?

>> No.7715744

when I saw the thumbnail I thought it was a cleavage shot of a very dusty lady

>> No.7715749

>>7715744
is that a compliment? ;)

>> No.7715747

that's half the appeal of skinny jeans

>> No.7715755

>>7715747
Its not trashy to show off your dick?

>> No.7715767

>>7715726
yes you're fat do not wear skinny jeans

>> No.7715768

>>7715744
I want to believe

>> No.7715772

>>7715767
oh man so mean

>> No.7715780

>>7715744
exactly what i was thinking

>> No.7715822

they'll stretch and you'll get a nice dick-fade. enjoy.

>> No.7715829

>>7715726
>>7715747
>>7715755

>wear skinny jeans
>sit down
>thighs pancake out
>feel like shit
>stand up
>look skinny

guys I can't deal
these pants are giving me a body image disorder

>> No.7715839

It legitimately took me a minute to figure out what the fuck you were talking about.

>> No.7715842

>>7715829
I see what you did there you cheeky cunt

>>7715839
So thats good then

>> No.7715870

So ... nobody noticed that disgusting trail of shit on the floor ?

>> No.7715873
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>>7715744

>> No.7715877

>>7715829
how tight are they? let's get a better pic.
if you wanna take off your pants and take a few more that's okay to

>> No.7715905

>>7715870
You want better pic?

>> No.7715927

Do you live in a crack house?

>> No.7715934

>>7715822
>dick-fade
>topkek/10
but not disagreeing either...

>> No.7715938

>>7715927
basically

>> No.7715978

I put it on the right side. That looks so uncomfortable to let it hang to the left.

>> No.7715988

>>7715978
Someone told me when i was little that if you let it hang to the right you are gay

>> No.7716036

>>7715988
>left side master race

>> No.7716128

>>7716036
left side represent

>> No.7716133

RIGHT SIDE 4 LIFE.

>> No.7716137

>>7715829
Don't eat

>> No.7716219
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7716219

If you're really insecure about it wear XL shirts. But it's effeminate as fuck and requires the manliest man.

>> No.7716221

>>7715978
for real, left side blows. Those times when a rager unexpectedly shoots left and you are in public but have no option but to readjust then and there

>> No.7716247

>>7716221
>what are extreme pocket hands

>> No.7716265

>>7715829
IKTF bro. We'll get through this together. :)

>> No.7716544

>>7715726
only people with small dicks can wear skinny jeans comfortably

>> No.7716560

>>7716544
>1997

>> No.7716569

wear underwear you fucking idiot

>> No.7716580

wear your trousers a bit lower? they must be pulled right up. either that or just get a nicer pair, i used to get this problem in certain cheap badly constructed skinnies i'd wear but my dr denim snap fit well and have ample room for my penis. except for when i get a boner. but i dont get random boners often enough to influence my jean decisions

>> No.7716579
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7716579

>>7716569
never

>> No.7717689

>>7716579
i came

>> No.7717720

>>7716580
i look like i have a pipe in my pants whenever i'm caught unawares but besides that its pretty safe (i tuck it into my panties usually anyway)

>> No.7717987

>>7716580
what about semis?

>> No.7717999

>>7715726
am I supposed to see a dick there?

>> No.7718005

>>7717999
No you have to buy me drinks first ;)

>> No.7718022

>>7716036

Mine curves left, It can't help being great.

>> No.7718644
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7718644

Dude, embrace it. Using tight pants that show your dick is our equivalent of cleavage.

>> No.7718659

>>7718644
that must be a sock...

>> No.7718672

>>7718659

Google Robert Plant's dick.

>> No.7718678

>>7718672
Time for ingonito window

>> No.7718688

>>7715726
You either sized down too much or need to find skinnies from a different brand

I sized down from 32 to 30 on my N&F super skinny guys and have the same problem in the crotch area. On the bright side, I'm planning on losing some weight till I hopefully have a natural 30 waist so I doubt it'll be a problem in the future.

Or cop some chinos instead

>> No.7718906

>>7715726
>tucking your dick to the left
Fag

>> No.7718943

The only ones who are going to stare at your crotch area in such detail are people interested anyway.

>> No.7718985
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7718985

this topic is so lol

>> No.7721420

>>7715726
i dont get it what am i supposed to be seeing

>> No.7721455
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7721455

>>7715726
What is this?

>> No.7721461

>>7715726
are those nudie jeans

>> No.7721472

>>7721455

penis

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7721678

>>7718644

>> No.7721688
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>>7721455

>> No.7721695
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>>7715726

>> No.7721707

>>7718005
kek

>> No.7721719

>>7718906
>He doesn't dress on the left

>> No.7722002

>>7721678


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Perfect.

>> No.7722013

>>7718678

You had fun?

>> No.7722282

>>7721695
wtf

>> No.7722368

My dick sits in the middle pointing up towards the sky. I didn't know people had their cocks down their leg.

>> No.7722566

>>7722368
Same here

>> No.7722589

>>7716579
right side master race

>> No.7722595

This is why low rise jeans for guys is the #1 stupidest trend recently. Look, there has to be a practical limit to fashion. Otherwise, you're just a fucking idiot.

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>>7721695
lmfaaoo

>> No.7722984

>>7718985
This mirrors my own sentiment on the matter

>> No.7723048

>>7716579
More like Dong Draper

>> No.7723455

Just be semi-hard all day and tuck your penis up.

I suppose my erections are straight up and this is simple to me, but I know not how y'alls penises are when they're erect.

Tight jeans like this kinda hurt, but, you know, that's the price of fashion/having a penis.

>> No.7724526

I carry around my No Love Deep Web LP anyway, so I don't need to wear skinny jeans.

>> No.7724736

>>7716137
>even if ur thighs are 3% fat they still balloon out when you sit down in skinnies :P

>> No.7724858

subtlest of trolls. there's not even a penis in those jeans...

>> No.7724872

>>7723048

topkek

>> No.7725453

>>7718022
Yaayyuhhh!

>> No.7725568

huh i never have the problem probably because i have a small penis

>> No.7725602

>>7715829
>>7716265
this is my worst /fa/ feel.

>> No.7726975

>>7715726
so, thats how you place your dick eh? i put it bending to the left, if i get a boner its clear i have it

>> No.7726991

>>7715988
I hang on the right, confirmed bisexual

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>>7724526
lol

>mfw whenever someone wants to check out my music

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7727922

>>7722368
I can't do that lol. If I pop a boner my dick comes out the waist band of my pants and is exosed lel. Idk if my pants are too low rise or I wear my pants too low but I know its not because I have a big dick. ;_;

>> No.7729722

this will never end

>> No.7729732
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7729732

That feel when all of fa has seen my crotch

>> No.7729742
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7729742

Can I wear these outside fah

>> No.7729745

>>7729742
those fit wonderful

>> No.7729789

>>7729742

mirin

>> No.7729798

>>7723048

More like John Hung